#abbysurdities

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Just know, lovely super boopers: that when I return your super boops, I am also super booping you in spirit. But as my weak ass tumblr mobile usage does not grant me the equal power of super boopage, you must forgive the lack of pretty ombré notes in your notifications. 😭

#boop #April fools #the problem is real here. I am struggling with the weight #abbysurdities

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Dyed my hair and cropped @sarahmackattack’s Squid Facts shirt as requested!

#for this look I should really dye my eyebrows black but I’m low key afraid of eyebrow dye #abbysurdities #my face #does this mean I will be redrawing my profile pic? ofc

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The fic I’m reading had a lil works cited at the end of the chapter about the history of dairy farming in the NW US at the end of the 19th century. 🥹🥰

#fic writers pls don’t change #and pls link ur weird research docs if it’s in the cards to do!!!! #abbysurdities

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Starting to think I should take up the practice of wooing via email

#I know we hate emails on this site #and don’t worry I do too!!! #but as someone who is semi allergic to sentiment in person #plus i already write fake letters to people I love to process my feelings soooo #why not make them real and on the internet??? #why not??? I am still so afraid it turns out #abbysurdities

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My stupid ass put on so much eye makeup today for funsies and experiments (got to lean into the goth hair) and then I decided to caramelize some onions? Which requires cutting many onions 😭

#abbysurdities

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this, too, is yuri

#breaking: used Halloween piñata romance at the park by my work #yuri #I am choosing to believe this is a butch vampire #🧛 #abbysurdities

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Truly wild shirt to match my eye makeup look to but we did it, friends. Feat Pugsley in his little jacket I made for him

#abbysurdities #my face #Pugsley boy #also this eye makeup is accidentally pansexuallllllll yeeee #pansexual

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Love a fit where the vibes on one part of my body DO NOT match the vibes of another

#to got the MOST saturated hot pink glow gel with holographic white glitter on top???? #but also my brother got me this shirt for Xmas #I tried so hard to get my new spider lady tattoo in there too #🤷🏼 #abbysurdities #my face

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Bumper sticker collection update 🧡

#critical role #alien #taz #taz graduation #taz amnesty #Sawbones #I love frogs #99pi #99 percent invisible #abbysurdities #about me #sorta

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Step 1

#abbysurdities #my face #as usual just after my newly accurate pfp we’re changing the hair! drastically!!

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*bashes u over the head with a steel chair*

Yonic posting!

Yes yes yes I am a dyke who loves pussy. I’ll send myself to horny jail. Just be warned!!! I’ve got a nice lil poetic yonic reflection while I’m there… (below the cut for slightly tmi??)

Anyway I try to go on a walk at work everyday. Getting my steps in, getting out of the office, getting some sun and air and seeing grass and leaves and shit. It’s a good habit to have and I like taking a break mid day.

For the last week or so of my walks everything is in bloom. It’s lovely and colorful and the air is full of floral fragrances.

One of those fragrances I’ve been noticing is from this bush:

Nice right? Yeah! Extra nice actually! Because the blooms on this bad boy smell like

Pussy, Babe!!

I have no idea what this bush is or why it smells like pussy or if anyone else thinks it smells like pussy. If anyone can tell me any of those things, I’d love that.

#abbysurdities #yonic as hell

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I gave a high five and an extra treat to everyone who correctly guessed the specific house I dressed as

I’m Baba Yaga’s hut

#abbysurdities #my face #Halloween

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Flea by St. Vincent has huge jackieshauna vibes. Listen and tell me I’m right.

#yellowjackets #jackieshauna #shaunajackie #shauna shipman #jackie taylor #st vincent #Spotify #abbysurdities

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I am dizzy with booping. I love it. It’s time for bed. Boop ya tomorrow, suckas 🧡🐾

#abbysurdities

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Back on the Yellowjackets I see (carnally)

Hell yea brother that’s the only way to be 🫦

#yellowjackets #abbysurdities

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Imma keep it real, I have no idea wtf yellowjackets is and I just see u lesbian posting about them

So to me it’s just lesbians lesbianing, which might be the point???

Either way, keep them coming and I will continue to create my own narratives based solely on what you reblog about these lovely ladies

Bro I love this. It’s true “””technically”””” there are heterosexual relationships in Yellowjackets… but like. Even the heterosexual relationships are actually about the women so it’s really about dykes and sisters and mothers across the board.

Also cannibalism 🥹

#Yellowjackets #abbysurdities #also tho writing this answer got me thinking: I would love some more trans headcanons or fic about Jeff and Travis?????? #like. Jeff has extremely strong drag Queen that begins to question gender and eventually transitions energy to me!!!! #and Travis should take the toxic dose of deadly dyke drama he got from the wilderness and turn it into something beautifully non-binary #trans hcs to make the show even more lesbian!!!!! #obviously we have strong non-binary van Palmer presence because of liv hewson 💛💜 #anyway I’m simply tag talking now #ty for the ask my friend I will keep lesbianly confusing u 🧡