#add him to the harem

[auroramoon-draws16]

My friend convinced me to get into Star Wars

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(Warning: SPOILERS and I’m not THAT into it, so correct where you see fit)

Assassin’s Creed x Star Wars

But the Brotherhood is an ancient af group, as old or older than the og Jedi order, they’re so secretive and mysterious that not even the modern order are sure they exist. Kind of like a spooky myth?

The Force be like: “Brotherhood? What Brotherhood? I didn’t help make any Brotherhood!” We love a bad gaslighting bitch 💜

I think they’d be force users who pretty much do as their original universe do: “We work in the Dark to serve the Light.” All the tenants included.

Their sabers are small af and more blade-like, sort of like the darkblade, but crystal clear and emits very little light, they barely make any noise too. (Phantom Sabers? Maybe? That sounds cool, right?) The Assassins got the white hoods and shit too. Omfg they can finally do the Leap of Faith wherever they want! Fuck gravity! We have the fucking force!

As for Eagle Vision, I think you could pass it off as a force ability. Being able to sense feelings and danger is a thing already, so being able to do a large sweep and tag friend/foe would be a step above that. Also treasures. Like the grabby lil dragons our Assassin babies are. They need to be able to fund shenanigans on the fly, and not all of them have time to grab some from their reserves!

As for their role in the main Star Wars story, we got options:

Shoving Desmond into this shit because I can~

Desmond and his Team™️ investigate the Clone Wars shit, because the Brotherhood has always been against oppression and have been systematically wiping out slavery from several parts of the galaxy for a while now, so they would automatically get suspicious. (Clones? Meant for fighting?? For an entire republic??? With no rights of their own???? Idk man, that sounds sus. Oh and the Jedi don’t have a choice because there’s a whole ass war and it would be against their code not to do anything about it? And there’s an order to kill literally all of them at a moment’s notice? Alright, guess we’ll fix this ourselves!)

Des and the crew find the chips and save the Jedi from mass genocide. Maybe killing Palpatine, because fuck that guy.

Would they need to reveal the Brotherhood’s existence to have that happen? Probably not, but it could happen. Boy, wouldn’t that be interesting?

Also, clone shenanigans, because I love them sm

Especially Bad Batch and Domino Squad

And Rex and Cody

My poor babies

But: if the Brotherhood was weakened like in their og universe and they couldn’t investigate (lets say they were compromised by the Sith for a while before the clone wars)

+ Des was born a bit later

Time to aid the rebellion and face destiny!

(If you REALLY want to throw Des into bullshit, like I know you do: Time travel fix it fic with Luke, Leia, Han, and Desmond!)

(You may also include Mandalorian fun, because I also love the Mandos, my other babies <3 Mandalorian culture goes hard and the fics that include them have kidnapped surprise adopted me)

Y’all have fun, I’m tired ^_^💜

#assassin's creed #desmond miles #star wars #the clone wars #the prequels #idk enough about this shit #i’m winging it #the force #force bullshit this time #time travel shenanigans #the mandalorian #someone write a fic #crossover motherfuckers #obi wan kenobi is hot #desmond go flirt with him #add him to the harem #do it

[cakesmelons]

You remember the harem timeline where dream fucking dies? No? Too bad 'cause I gotta rush- **sonic speeds to school

#NOT my art #sunnymainecoon #AUGH #OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SUNNY I LOVE THIS #Shattered looks like i little shit. Love that #poor drm tho :((( baby #drm dying and shattered is just like :3 #cross all for him? AND he gets his brother back? 👀 #its free real estate bb #dreamtale frozen au #frozen!au #frozen!dream #frozen!shattered #frozen au #frozen harem au #forgot to add that tag last time

[po-cky-o-o]

I present a very unnecessary analysis of the scaralumi talk before the big fight

First of all I love the way they both can see through each other. I think often times we overlook how good Lumi is at understanding the feelings of others - mostly because Paimon does most of the talking - but here we can see just how good she is at reading him since (I believe) this is the most she has ever talked in a quest. Scara believes he knows what he wants, but Lumi knows what he needs.

I like how he says this because it is true. We have been proven time and time again how Lumi cares about others, which is why despite her being enemies with Scara she can’t help but empathize with his situation.

But she’s not stupid, there’s where it comes the “almost” part. She is saying that as a way to try and stop his plans, not simply because she is worried about him and he knows that, but he still tries to convince her about him being, even though for a moment it almost sounds like he’s trying to convince himself.

Scara then moves on to say how his life has been meaningless up to this point, as if becoming a god is his only purpose and without it he is nothing. So he tried to understand why would Lumi bother going through such “futile errands” of protecting everyone.

But once again Lumi sees through him asking why then would he keep the connection with Haypasia (and consequently with Lumi herself). Even with his answer she is not convinced so he just deflects with his arrogance.

Not to mention how everything he says about Haypasia can also be applied to Lumine, since they both share a connection with him and saw his past. I find it interesting how he was able to sense Lumi and immediately entered her consciousness to observe her

Once again Lumi is able to figure him out and say what she needed to tick him off. He says how bad she is at sewing discord, but he still goes ahead and attacks the fatui calling it an “expression of affection”like he did for Haypasia, putting the two girls on the same wavelength

#I wanted to add more images but tumblr won’t let me 😭😭 #I really love the dynamic they established here #All the times they met before happened around some conflict this is the first time they stopped to talk without attacking each other #it just makes for a really fun back and forth between two enwmies who sre surprisingly good at reading each other #lumi knows godhood won’t bring scara the happiness he craves for #she doubts him when he says he keeps Haypasia around just because a god needs followers #She has seen his memories so she knows he craves for acceptance no matter how hard he denies it #While Scara sees Lumi’s determination in keeping everyone safe despite Teyvat giving her nothing in return #all while ​knowing it will most likely end in her simply getting her the same way he did #so yeah I love them lots and lots #genshin impact #lumine #scaralumi #lumiscara #scaramouche #wanderer #lumi harem #mine

[seasidesketches]

soon....soon he'll be here!

I'm already cooking fanart too but I won't post til he's out

#dislyte #seaside brain dump #*adds him to my men collection* #don't look at me like that #we ALL have our little harems #of our fav espers #don't lie #🤨

[sophiethewitch1]

Show us 👀

you know what? sure. i dont think tumblr will like this post but if it stays it stays idc. below is a very messy and bad pixel art wip that's barely been coloured of two homies fucking so 18+ or whatever.

#sophie speaks #sophie answers #sophie arts #tw nsft #me rising from the grave: i want to make a degrees of lewdity and monster girl/boy encyclopedia inspired game where you fuck monsters and- #add them to your party and beat the game by fucking the demon king and adding him to your harem. and everything is animated too #and of course theyre yandere too so you have to also deal with that #its called teratoquest and it is one of my dumber ideas but i want to practice making a game anyway #might as well #i want to bug yun about this i think he'd love the idea lmfao #i always said i have the best ideas. i just need to get better at executing them #horrifying truth is that i am literally just like my father in that aspect

[nostalgia-tblr]

u know, once someone has pointed out the orientalism in most of fandom's depictions of jotun!loki you can never unsee it.

#it was always easy enough to spot in fanart but in fic you can't *see* it so it's maybe a bit less obvious? or else i'm just a bit thick. #but he's always in diaphanous silk 'bellydancer'-style garments and covered in gold hoop jewellery isn't he? D: #and none of the *other* jotuns get dressed like that so that plays even more into the 'exotic flower full of delicate eastern promise' thin #he's dressed to lounge around in a 19th century englishman's interpretation of the ottoman sultan's harem for some reason #(i've been reading some Thorki Arranged Marriage Fics of late and oh. my. god. can you find another less racist aesthetic pls?) #also semi-aside but i only just noticed fandom fixed the lack of jotun women in canon by just making them all Fantasy Hermaphrodites #even if someone breaks convention and gives Loki a birth mother it's usually a he/him one and like... #on one hand this looks Progressive but on the other it conveniently means nobody has to add any women to the story #that might actually explain why i felt weird when i was attempting a Jotunheim AU and i invented some women for it? #like oh my god you can't make his mother a woman what is this mary-sue self-insert nonsense?! #(i probably won't ever actually manage to write that fic but at least the planning stage was kind of fun)

[no-psi-nan]

Thinking about the Aren Harem on his special day...

#left flank town's most wanted #nopsi nonsense #might add Yumehara to the Aren harem. 🤔 #no wait it's actually funnier if she got so used to him being Kaido's friend that she literally never realized he was an eligible bachelor. #“damn I wish there were more cute single guys around here!” cries Yumehara into Kuboyasu's large pecs #as he pats her back soothingly with a strong yet gentle hand #“I'm sure you'll find someone soon‚” Kuboyasu earnestly assures her. “any guy would be lucky to have you as his girl!” #the Psychickers: *staring into the camera with exhausted disbelief like they're in The Office*

[spaceselfships]

going through the process of "is ❤️⚡ a platonic f/o or crush" and "do i ACTUALLY romantic f/o 💙⚡" right now. this is what happens when i latch onto a new piece of media

#proselfship #proship selfship #💙⚡ #❤️⚡ #playing 🏰🚀 was a MISTAKE let me tell you #my gf told me to quote unquote #add 💙⚡ to the harem #as in ship with him and honestly. thats the only thing making me be able to admit that i even like him that much already

[darkestspring]

Aemond, shifts both feet nervously: Hey baelon, remember when I said I’ll be home in a bit?

One-eyes Baelon ii, looking through jewels to gift Maris: Umm, yeah? What about it?

Aemond: Ha! Well, let’s just say I tried getting Luke to cut his eye out so I can gift it to you… but uhhh… vhagarmayhaveatelukeandhisdragonbutitwasanaccidentandnowwellbeatwar!

One-eyed Baelon ii, pauses before looking at him: … wait… VHAGAR DID WHAT?! 😧

baelon is like "what the fuck???" but he doesn't blame aemond and comforts him.

#are yall really about to add maris to his harem bc its 4 vs 1 bc they all hate maris #and maris likes to fuck with him that shes married to baelon and not them #daemons son

[soul-of-the-sanada]

#luna.ss #samurai love ballad party #slbp #slbp fuma #fuma kotaro #saizo either add him to your lil harem already or just end him already geez

[cowboy-robooty]

even though germany is my oople doople i cant give him a harem with all the heta characters because i think a fundamental part of his character is the fact nobody fucking likes him. like im not even just talking in the show, irl nobody fucking likes him either he get no big plushie hell they took his ass outta hetalia the musical 4 like what the fuck guys spain and romano are there but germany aint? HES THE SECOND MAIN CHARACTER-

#and this is how it should be though because it adds to his moeism <3 #and also keeps italy from being jealous because he literally has no competition #i dont think everyone hates him in the show or anything no no #its more like yknow if everyone had to rank who theyd smash i think germany would be after grandpa romes rotting corpse #nobody gunna protest when they skip germanys shitty ass song that he put in the group playlist #but anyways yeah so thats why my germany harem is made only of different universe ital- #also no actually also japan likes germany too but still would rather die than bang him because hes too stupid in the autism way (he likes #the adhd flavor stupid) #but other than japan and italy nobody see him as someone theyd stick their neck out for like fuck you bitch make 10 million cuckoo clocks #TRUE!!!!

[katasstrophy]

do you know when you already have approximately 30 million wips of characters that make you clinically insane at just the mere thought of them that you really should be working on. but you just have to open another draft for a new man that. suddenly completely has you by the tits. because yeah same.

#it’s karasu btw. i’m completely and utterly taken by him my god i must add him to my harem. i will have him no matter what. #i’m being so normal and regular about him i prommy #but i also already have so much uni work :(( guys life is so hard for an underachiever #—riv.talks!

[quietwingsinthesky]

"I'm his friend."

"What, you think we're not?"

"I think you call him when you need something."

rachel i love you. kiss kiss. supernatural if cas continued to have angels who took his side about things for the rest of the show

#like. she's not wrong. #not even about the petty entitled bit like. they are. #this is not an insult its just literally how they act about him this season hes FIGHTING a WAR #*adds rachel to the lucifer harem* i just think she needs a break and they would get along about how annoying humans are #ALSO SHE CALLS HIM HER FRIEND. HER FRIEND. SCREAM. #the way her voice softens to talk to him. and him to her. they know each other they trust each other... #love how the angels interact with each other on this show it is always top tier i will analyze it forever #she's his lieutenant! (stubbornly ignoring what will happen to her soon) #rachel spn #spn

[daydreamersparasie]

THE NEW UPDATE HAS MADE ME LOVE CHRIS A LOT MORE IM IN N KDFNDVS JV 

Also I am a HUGE sucker for heart eyes.... LIKE DUDE IT’S SO FUCKIN CUTE IM SO GLAD THEY MADE THAT STYLE CHOICE I HOPE THEY KEEP IT!!!!

#demon rambles #you guys already know what im going to pick #OJ H NO THIS IS SOSO BAD I WANT HIMMM HE JSUT #restart heart #restart heart game #restart heart vn #sobbinn yellin screaming as now i want to add him to the list too GOD #life is good #he is so cute my heart is being squeezed #where is my harem anime route /j

[ridiasfangirlings]

Fushimi accidentally wanders into the castle of vampire!Munakata.

Somehow that 'accidentally' makes me laugh, like he just wanders into Castle Oya and meets the king of the sparkly vampires XD Like imagine Fushimi is a freelance contractor sort of person, he does computer work and while he mostly works from home every now and again he has to go out on calls. He gets one lucrative job that requires him to drive way out into the countryside, normally he would refuse such an annoying job but he needs money and the pay on this is too good. The weather is bad and on his way back the car breaks down, his PDA isn't able to get any signal and Fushimi finds himself stuck with the decision of either trying to shelter for the night in his broken down car or walking down the road to see if he can find help. The car's windows are also down and stuck that way so it's wet and cold inside, Fushimi manages like ten minutes and then decides he needs to go find proper shelter.

He follows the road but there aren't many people out this late in this weather and he doesn't even see any houses. He's starting to think he's going to be found dead out here of exposure when he spots this huge ostentatious castle on the nearby hill. Fushimi clicks his tongue like what kind of weirdo would make a huge stupid castle like that in the middle of nowhere but it isn't like he has anywhere better to go so he heads up to the castle. No one answers when he knocks on the door (imagine it has this ornate metal doorknocker that looks like a pair of glasses) but the door is open so Fushimi just lets himself inside. He's trying to dry off when a figure suddenly appears behind him holding a lamp, Fushimi doesn't even jump he just clicks his tongue like if you were here just answer the door instead of surprising people in the dark. Count Munakata apologizes for his rudeness, he was just awakened from his slumber. Fushimi's like the sun's barely gone down what kind of lazy guy is this and Munakata just chuckles and says he is a very busy person and sleeps throughout the day.

Fushimi explains his situation and of course Munakata is more than happy to let him stay the night, though unfortunately he has no working phone so Fushimi can't call anyone to let them know where he is. Fushimi doesn't have anyone to call anyways, it's not like he's going to let his parents know where he is or anything, so he just shrugs and is like whatever as long as you can give me somewhere dry to rest for the night. Munakata is more than happy to offer a room and imagine he's probably already planning how he can get this intriguing young visitor into a situation where Munakata can take a bite out of his neck. Except that since Fushimi can't use his PDA or anything he's bored and he can't sleep so Munakata ends up sitting with him and talking, Munakata sees how clever Fushimi is and becomes very intrigued.

It turns out that thanks to the storm the road's been washed out and now Fushimi needs to stay a few days at Castle Munakata, which means there's plenty of time for getting Fushimi under his Thrall. Fushimi though appears particularly resistant to Thrall, usually Munakata's able to easily charm visitors and then suck their blood but Fushimi is just evading all his attempts. This just makes Munakata more intrigued though, he's never met a person like this and he wishes to know even more about Fushimi, even as the desire to (sexily) drink his blood becomes stronger. Meanwhile Fushimi is having his suspicions about this Count Munakata guy who has a pet bat and lives in an old castle and never goes out during the day and seems to have excellent dental hygiene but he just can't quite put his finger on it.

#Reisaru #Talking K #Count Munakata has absolutely decided to add Fushimi to his vampire harem #as soon as he can find time to suck on Fushimi's neck #but he can see Fushimi-kun has trust issues so they need to work on that first #then Munakata can politely request to suck his blood #he's supposed to be charming Fushimi with his Dark Aura but instead Munakata just wants to dote on him a lot

[ruairy]

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#me thinking dagas quest wpuld be him finally getting a reality check and being normal #but i finally completed it and no he just became more of a dickhead i love him #also i have not mentioned it yet but zeke is my absolute favourite character #the game is put here trying to make me care about rex and his three wives #every emotionally charged scene to do w rex and his wives im like 😐 #meanwhile that one cutscene about zeke and Pandoria where zeke nearly dies had me like YELLOW BLOB CRYING EMOJI #im soooo sorry game i just dont care about rex and his weird little polycule #is it even a polycule if its just him boning three women two of whom are the same person #also i cannot believe they thought i wpuld ever use nia as a blade for rex #first of all hes a shit healer why would i saxrifice my only healer to add rex little weapon harem #no thanks #secondly its homophobic i can only have nias blade outfit if i make her rexs blade #hate it hate it all