#again i'm completely sure that's fine

[illegiblehandwriting1]

"The Sealed Grounds were silent on the night the world ended.

The Chosen Hero had stood against Demise in all his dark power, standing up straight despite the raw waves of evil coming off of the god. He had bargained for a duel to the death. Demise had accepted, allowing the Hero to follow after him into a realm beyond reality. And the Chosen Hero had fought through the waves of dark magic pushing against him, entering the portal without a glance behind him.

And high above the lingering portal, a young man clutched the body of a dear friend."

THE GROOSE IS LOOSE and also heavily traumatized *laughs in writer*

Basically, I asked the question "what the hell was Groose doing during the Demise fight?" This fic is the product of that.

Also there is no Groose-centric tag on ao3 and I'm making it everyone's problem today

Be careful, stay safe, hope you enjoy!

#illeg scribbles #groose #zelda skyward sword #skyward sword #the legend of zelda #loz #loz fic #groose needs more trauma mm-hmm absolutely #how the fuck do i tag this #it's just 2.9k words of “we're fucked and everyone's gonna die” #i'm sure that's fine #i edited this today instead of doing homework #again i'm completely sure that's fine

[basshole-astard]

PSA: i keep seeing posts about staying cool in extreme heat that include advice like "gatorade is bad actually!" and "don't drink fruit juice it'll just dehydrate you!" and neither of these are true!

regarding fruit juice: there's apparently a misconception that Any Sugar At All will dehydrate you, and that's simply not true. yes, sugar will make you pee more when consumed in large amounts, but 1) the natural sugar in fruits won't do this to you 2) great news! a lot of fruit juices exist without any added sugar in them! 3) honestly even having a glass of the fruit juice with added sugar won't completely dehydrate you as long as you're also drinking water throughout the day. if its hot you deserve a cold treat of a drink!!! can't go wrong with fruit juice!!!

regarding gatorade: maybe this isn't an every day drink, but guess what: if it's 110F/40C or hotter outside, and you don't have AC, or you're moving around a lot outside of the AC, and you're sweating buckets: that's when you drink a gatorade.

gatorade exists to replenish all the electrolytes (salt) and glucose (sugar) that you sweat out. YES it is meant for athletes to drink during intensive work outs and not necessarily for people who aren't doing that kind of exercise. BUT GUESS WHAT! when you're sweating buckets because you had to walk to the bus in extreme heat, that's intensive exercise. please feel free to drink a gatorade after that! that's its intended use case!!!!

no: neither of these drinks should be a total replacement for water. but drinking a lot of water and then treating yourself to a fruit juice with lunch is a good idea!!! drinking a gatorade becuase you just had to walk for 20 minutes in the heat is a good idea!!!

Please Stop Spreading Misinformation About Drinks!!! It's fine if you drink things that aren't water!!!! Yes you should probably always be drinking water but drinking something else As Well isn't going to hurt you!!!! okay!!!! its fine!!!!!!

honestly so long as you are consistently getting Any (non-alcoholic) fluids in you, you're doing great!!!!!! okay!!!! i love you stay safe <3

#also: drinking A Soda or A Coffee isn't going to completely dehydrate you if you're drinking other fluids tbqh!!! #its fine!!!!! its fine!!!!! #drinks #heat #dehydration #this post exists because i'm mad at misinfo but also #this is for my homies who hate the taste of water and struggle to stay hydrated #because people have told them over and over again You Must Absolute Drink Water And Nothing Else and so they just don't drink anything #listen!! hey!!! whoever told you that was lying!!!! #drinking Any Fluids At All (yes even with caffeine!!) is better than Not Drinking Anything #please hydrate!!!! it's okay if that hydration isn't water!!!! #honestly i tried to be extremely non confrontational in this post but im pretty sure i've seen people suggest flavored water packets #but say no fruit juice ever. and that's insane. #it's all fluids baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #so long as you are drinking fluids you are combatting dehydration #YES water is the best option HOWEVER. if you drink things that aren't water that's also okay! i promise!!!!!!!!

[soldez]

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#i have to say this somewhere or im gonna go crazy #so at a preschool. you HAVE to have one adult sitting at every table when kids are eating. and you also need a person in the hall #for kids getting their lunchboxes and going to the bathroom and shit ok. are you with me here. this makes sense #so today. my 2 coworkers had already taken the chairs bc i got caught up in the hall but i was so fucking hungry that i just ate standing u #which was fine. like i could just put my lunch down if someone needed my help and i Did that ok it was fine. no one was left alone #but later at SNACKTIME. it took me forever to get these 2 kids in the room and seated ready to eat & by the time i got in some kids were #already finished and ready to go to the playroom. so i was like ok i guess I'm not eating for the latter half of the day because they cant #be left alone. and my 2 coworkers at this point were sitting with the snackers and they looked fine so i looked after the Players #intermittently glancing to the snack tables to make sure everyone was fine mind you #So what happened here was. #There was a 20 second interval between the time i glanced up to see 2 adults at the snack table. And the time i glanced up to see #a completely unsupervised snack table. one kid STANDING UP ON THE TABLE blowing raspberries and pointing at the other kids #could not have been more than 20 or 30 seconds that i wasn't looking and NO ONE TOLD ME they were leaving the room #if i had been WARNED that they were leaving i would have prioritized the snackers and sat with them so no one choked and no one fucking #stood on the table #but they both just left for whatever reason without saying anything #and when i brought it up after school they were just like. well marty you were eating too much during lunch #next time you should eat before coming in to work so you can give the kids your full attention #??????? i already skipped a meal today for that exact reason?? how is it my fault that i don't want to starve? #am i actually in the wrong here because it's driving me FUCKING nuts. that was NOT a safe situation and it obviously can NOT happen again #but the issue was a lapse in communication not me wanting to eat food so i don't actually die #and those were two different times of day so they're not even relevant #obviously there are bigger issues in the world than this but i feel like throwing up over it. this was not my fault #I'm sorry that you guys can survive off of like 1 spoonful of granola and a single acai berry for the entire day but im not built like that

[queer-reader-07]

everytime i remember that math majors exist i wonder if they're even truly human because i just had to walk in circles around my room because i was getting too frustrated doing basic algebra

#i mean technically i'm doing calculus #but the part i was fucking up wasn't the calculus it was the algebra #like i figured out the formulas and took the derivative just fine #and then proceeded to completely fail at plugging numbers into the derivative & original equation correctly #i think i might just need a break i've been at this assignment for far too long #nerd shit i guess #personal #bitching about calculus once again #i'm sure i'll figure the problem out later and shake my head in disappointment because it's not actually that bad

[bonestrouslingbones]

btw big shoutout to that woodworking class i took in my final semester of high school for allowing me to 1. not constantly sound like i'm talking entirely out of my ass and 2. hide some very niche secrets because of the like 2 full months of paperwork & osha training before i got to actually build anything

#dont click see all on the tags i accidentally went insane over woodworking Its Not Worth it #god that class was such a mess. it took so long bc we couldn't all go to the shop unless everybody passed the safety test #and. well i'm pretty sure only i and like 3 other kids actually wanted to be there . im still a bit angry about it yeah #i wanted to build a table for my mom for mother's day and didn't finish it til JUNE and then it fell APAAARRTTTTTTTT!!!!! but its FINE #I WAS GRADUATING LIKE A WEEK AFTER BUILDING THAT TABLE BUT ITS ///FINEEEEEE//// #THE actual knowledge that i still retained from it is really funny tho tbh #the only thing you can call a guard on a bandsaw is the lil 2" radius circle printed around where the blade goes through the table #if you put your fingers inside of that circle they will be Swiftly Removed #i am more comfortable with that fucking thing than a hand drill #however drill presses are fine. kinda fun actually #walnut smells really good when it's being ripped but the dust gets fucking everywhere somehow even more than white oak #that was my last class of the day that semester and i would constantly go home with my black clothes having turned brown #and i'll say. most fulfilling class i've ever taken to be completely honest #ik i am not attending a trade school but WHYYYYYY DOESNT MY UNIVERSITY OFFER WOODWORKING AAAAGGG #WHAT IF I DROP OUT TO BECOME ONE OF THOSE YOUTUBER GUYS THAT MAKES TABLES THAT ALL LOOK THE SAME HUH. WAHT THEN!!!!!!!!!!!!! #WHAT IF I WANT TO MAKE 32 TABLETOPS OUT OF MINIMALLY TRIMMED SLABS AND EPOXY THAT ALL SOMEHOW LOOK BORING. WHAT IF I MAKE BANK ON THAT #ITS! BETTER!! THAN ALL THESE ESSAYS!!!!!!!!! #ahegm sorry folks. what i meant to say is that whenever ebony looks like he's creaming himself over furniture that's me talking through him #all that being said if i ever have to look at autocad ever again i will start huffing the polyurethane

[yaytheboop]

i've gotten so used to dealing with anxiety on a daily basis that today when my depression for some reason decided to rear its ugly head, i've just been dumbfounded. like hello??? what am i supposed to do with you, i usually have to calm myself down not try to pump myself up?

#tw mental health #i was so depressed when i was 15-20 but after that i've been relatively okay in that department #and like i don't remember how i dealt with it other than laying in a dark room except for the hours where i had to go to school or work #but like that was not *dealing* with it as much as just succumbing completely to it #which i don't want to do now #i'm sure i'll be fine again in a day or two i think it's just the stress i've been under these last months catching up to me but jfc

[merry-andrews]

Jed and Corinthian because I say.

#the corinthian #jed walker #the sandman #it took me like 20 min to sketch? draw? make? these raw drawings #will i finish and paint them? probably. not sure. but i liked them so here they are :) #ok i'm too tired to draw any complete piece so bear with me. i'll draw them again in future? who knows! #corinthian can be a fun dad and I'm serious #of course he'd let jed drive his car #with full speed hxydych #they'll be fine don't worry #also i once read a cute fic about Corinthian chasing away Jed's nightmares awww #so yup #a perfect dad figure #ok how about changing the plot? he didnt go to that cereal thing and instead adopted rose and jed and they live happily ever after #please?

[icharchivist]

Chikage’s 3rd flair (the usual fanservice minichat one) has him talk about how the Spring troupe is trying to get information out of him, and yet that way he learns more about them and he enjoys getting to know more abut them, and then he turns to Izumi like “do you want to hear more about me? okay. lean me your ear” and then he gets EXTREMELY CLOSE TO THE CAMERA TO REALLY TRANSLATE THAT HE IS WHISPERING DIRECTLY TO HER EAR

and it’s to say how he prefers to eat his curry. he’s CLOWNING ME.

and then he ends up being all teasy because :) yeah it’s still learning about me! and it’s implied Izumi gets pouty because he replies something that a friend of mine translated "Well, there's no need to know in hurry. We'll be getting along for a long time, right?” but google translate translated the “getting along” part as “we’ll be in a long relationship after all”

and i’m

i’m having a moment. 

#i usually kinda skip those and don't try to read them #bc my understanding of Japanese is really on the basis so far #but i skip them by tapping on the screen bc it's faster than reaching for the button skip #and SO SEEING HIM GET THIS CLOSE JUMPSCARED THE HELL OUT OF ME #so i tried to read through the rest and looked at a translator and then asked a friend who is fluent to help me make sure i got it right #and i got quickly the whole 'let me tell you a secret' *invades your personal space* *says something relatively silly* #LIKE it's STILL SOMETHING ABOTU HIM and it's sweet but it was clearly not what people were fishing for and he knows it!! #and I KNEW. I KNEEEEW HE WAS DOING THAT #im. weeps and holds my head into my hands in despair. #it has no right working on me so well i hate it #and once again with his 'we'll have a long relationship so it's fine you'll get to know more in that time' #it adds so much to the fact one of his way to flirt is so much so constantly proposing or acting like they're engaged #and then going 'i'm joking though. or am i. :).' #like geez talk about commitment #and i'm not going to derail myself thinking about man. commitment for a man who had to always be on the move and everything. #like. bites fist. #but yeah anyway i was in public when i was going through this and i almost fucking cried on the spot #and i felt myself turning red like a complete idiot #so fuck this fuck this fuck t- #ichablogging a3jpn

[babisawyer]

people being more upset about a woman breastfeeding her husband over the dude eating raw meat on my strange addiction is.....hilarious.

#🐇 #I get it I enjoy the smell of raw meat but like I've had salmonella before girl so no thanks but my issue is the way he speaks about it #talking about how much he loves raw organs. eating adrenal glands and how he learned to cut and crack open a skull to get the brains #out without damaging it and learning how to remove eyes with a complete dead look in his eyes was truly bone chilling to watch #and this is even more so than the lady who was slowly cannibalizing her dead husband #but then there was a doctor and a therapist who were both like is breastfeeding your partner the norm? no. but it's fine #this is like last week or whatever on 90 day fiance when everyone made sure to scream on twitter about how they were NOT okay with jasmine #and gino's piss kink and how disgusting it was like grow up!!!! #anyway I'm not condemning the raw meat guy either I mean the doctor said e.coli is completely ravaging his body and he says he thinks it'll #be fine but like whatever makes you happy dude I just hope I don't see you on dateline any time soon #anyway once again I'm begging you all to be more normal about sex

[hecckyeah]

why do some people just have such an Effect on you

#okay slight ramble ahead. you have been warned #so at the place i work there's a training we have to do every year for certification #which isn't that bad because it's outside and it's fun #but the first year i was super nervous about it and worried i wouldn't do well #so it was hard to focus on much except just getting through it and passing #but the second time i was more relaxed and just able to enjoy being outside and talking with my coworkers #AND #ugh #so the guy who was there certifying us. he was around last year and me being me. my traitorous brain decided to develop the WORST crush. #in just the one day he was here #and so of course i didn't see him for a year #and mostly forgot about it #but then he came back this week #and when i tell you my traitorous brain was at it AGAIN #but it's just like. he's probably way too old for me. waY out of my league. i might never see him again. completely unreasonable #and that's fine. #i'm okay with just having a crush from a distance because it happens pretty often and most of the time it's unrealistic like now #but you know those people that just leave such a lasting impression #that just make you take a step back and go woah. THAT is a quality person who is really good at their job and really qualified and just. #of a higher caliber. if you will. which is a weird way to put it but i'm not sure how else to #like just a very admirable character #so anyways #if you've gotten this far i am so sorry. this is a side of me i don't normally display lol #it's just. i guess my standards are so high for a potential future partner that i start romanticizing the Most Unrealistic scenarios #which is probably an awful habit to have #so i should probably shut up now #just needed rant for a second #so thanks <3 #katie's sleep deprived ramblings #(very literally this time)

[shopcat]

"how can you not like jonathan and nancy if steve's your fave" well because i actually like him ☠️

the litmus test for actually liking steve is u have to love robin and the litmus test for actually understanding steve is you can't like st4ncy

#asks #also not sure what brought this on but you people are gonna get me killed #To soothe any troubled souls i will just rehash very quickly i like nancy just fine but i like her potential and i don't want her AROUND #HIM RIGHT NOW they need a restraining order 300 feet #and i like jonathan when he's with his family and when he's with argyle and otherwise he is kind of a flop especially re steve obviously #but really i just like whatever fanon jonathan that's been magicked up i never vibed w him to begin w bc i found him annoying and tiring #SORRY!!!! but i hate the ohhhhhuuhhhhh i just want to listen to the smiths and read poetry i'm so tortured types We would not be friends #but then again i wouldn't be friends with like. eddie. also i didn't like eddie either LOL i had to warm up to him as i watched #AAAND. i don't personally like nancy No but i think ppl fall for the misogyny because the duffer brothers are. misogynists. #i would wager platonic st0nathan do still have potential bc the fact really is they just haven't interacted at ALL #i don't even think they've said an actual word to each other since season 1 really #and i am AWARE his little season 4 STEVE? was meant to be lighthearted and then nancy's response is like to open up however the hell #they're going to attempt to fix the st0ncy triangle BUT GOOD GOD loving a character who the narrative hates is soul crushing OKAY #bc i fear they will not fix it in a way that doesn't completely decimate his character let alone nancy's either. Okay let's go outside #oh and i like when ppl like do the fix it nancy treatment like i said i do like her and her potential i think they can all be besties #but s4 also traumatised me #sts

[dreamland-creations]

The main reason I haven't been posting any art is because since about a year my eye sight worsens constantly to the point where even trying to see is physically and mentally exhausting and painful. But finally tomorrow I will be able to become a lab rat™ and have some doctors take a look at my eyes so I hopefully be able to see somewhat normally again:)

#I'm just so excited to see normally again #They are just gonna take my vision away completely for a bit so I'm nervous about that because not being able to see clearly makes me panic #But I'm sure it will be fine. #Hopefully

[genderqueerpond]

why is it so GODDAMN FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE to sleep this is ridiculous this isn't a problem anyone should have

#hard to sleep? sure fine whatever that's normal enough #impossible? impossible to sleep should be illegal #LIMIT four hours lying still with eyes closed should GUARANTEE falling asleep it's ridiculous that it doesn't #and i'm being very generous it should take less time than that #also MINIMUM two prescription sleep meds at NO MORE THAN double the prescribed amount #should also fucking guarantee sleep!!!!!! #and again I'm being EXTREMELY generous with this because really ONE and AT the prescribed amount should do it #it does not. nothing does. #i'm angry #three different prescription sleep meds + 5 hours Perfect Behavior? there is absolutely no justification for the Complete Absence of even #the Illusion of Sleep

[femslashspuffy]

Perfect logic!

I had to stop reading the third vampire academy book earlier because I was getting triggered by all the mental health stuff but I had absolutely no trouble watching Cult of Chucky which literally all takes place in a mental hospital

#rehks rants #now that I'm thinking on it again tho... I'm pretty sure last time cult of chucky was the one that I had a breakdown watching #oh wait no that was the house episode Chucky was completely fine #I guess when I'm expecting horror it's easier but with House that's not a horror show and it's just too real

[metalheadcowboy]

Me when I have to wake up and go to my silly little work place for the 7th day in a row to work my silly little job to earn silly little money to live my silly little life:

#I'm about to vent to hell and back in these tags so warning for that #tw for relapse and self harm 😍😍😍 #I feel so rained and void these days it's not even funny anymore #I feel like I'm stuck in a never ending cycle and I'm never going to get out #wake up go to work get home go to sleep repeat #The only think that brings be joy anymore is writing and I guess that's why I've been posting nonstop #to try and keep myself interested but even my love of that is starting to fade and it's scaring me #because I don't want to feel that way again feel like there's nothing left in life for me #When I went to college things were starting to get better and I was happy again but now that I'm in the lull between college and vet school #that I'm not even sure I want to attend anymore I just feel empty again #And this morning was so bad so fucking back I woke up and just stared at my wall for at least an hour #and when I finally did get up fuck it was bad I feel so gross #my arm looks gross I did things I haven't done since fucking high school and I'm so embarrassed with myself #And I know people are going to say things and I'm just going to lash out a get mad like I used to and I don't want that #I don't want to be like I used to be but I feel like it's too fucking late #I'm just regressing and throwing away all of my progress and for what? #a stupid fucking exhausting job and school to pursue a career I don't even want anymore but it's too late to back out now? #I just want to go back to sleep and just escape pretend like this morning was just a dream and I'll wake up completely fine #but no I have to go out and work for capitalist America land of the fucking free and home of the mentally and economically depressed #Tyler Talks #My heart just aches to feel okay again

[tiredassmage]

Return of the King, the Old Guard’s back together, the boys are back in town, etc etc etc, I’M SO FUCKIN FRAGILE Rishi class quests my beloved. Dad’s back dad’s back dad’s back

#not pictured is the mental image of tyr careening back like a golden retriever with a jingly bell on its collar #'anything for you mr president (dad)' style #bitch he's glad you're ALIVE old man #best case scenario of unknown caller id lmao #ch: tyr #swtor #imperial agent #how are they literally both so fucking gentle in this convo #the 'glad you're alive' really mutual there #brb having a breakdown over tyr's protectiveness reflecting his relationship here #half-truths and veiled promises and 'this is what i can do with what is in my hands' #and so help him he is going to pull it off somehow #they're everything to me ur honor #want to complete quest vs if i do i will lose my squad again #hhhhh [distress] #swtor screenshots #anyway i am fine i guess #it's fine sir it's not like you were his pseudo mentor or anything and thanks will never say enough i'm sure it's fine #[narrator voice] she was not in fact fine about any of this