#alfred: well that means ill have to turn on the noise cancellation feature in the room for the night

[sacersanguis]

Alfred: I see you're getting ready for patrol, Master Bruce. Aren't you being... bit excessive with the eye makeup today?

Bruce, applying on his thick greasy eyeliner: I'm afraid not, Alfred. Not today.

Alfred: May I ask what's the occasion then--- oh. Oh. Is it---

Bruce, with literal stars in his eyes: Foundations of decay. Their new single after almost 10 years, Alfred.

Alfred: *sighs* well then I guess I'll have to set up your home theater speakers once again-

#alfred: well that means ill have to turn on the noise cancellation feature in the room for the night #also for the rest of the week #bruce is having the time of his life listening to them in home theater that will make you go deaf #and if he has to go through patrol you better run for your lives #cos no one comes between him and his favourite band #and walks aways unscathed #bruce wayne #alfred pennyworth #maybe he'll like bruce's taste in music better #if bruce doesn't insist on keeping the volume on deafening levels #anyways #emo batman is one of the best things that happened to me this year btw #that along with the new mcr single #battinson #the batman 2022 #the batman #dc #mcr #kay and her bs rambles~ #batman incorrect quotes