#all breathing through their asses

[xenomorphicdna]

@aluminum-angels i made an entire doodle page just to prove a point

Their relationships do not fail, they get along just fine and they love each other very much

Peace and love among my rw ocs

#auugh you people will not belive the shit i've been through today #ok so basically i was grabbing some food out and i sprinkle the cheese and im like huh this cheese kinda stale #so i give it a sniff and it STINKS and im like aw fuck well its already on my food so uhhh in the microwave this all goes maybe it will be #ok after its heated but SPOILERS it does not and actually now it smells worse so im over here trying to figure out if its worth to eat this #thing and if it will taste as bad as it smells luckly it tatsed just fine but auughh couldnt breathe while eating that but it doesnt end #there because after gulping all that stuff down suddenly everytime i breathed i could smell that stuff augh it was horrible #worst decision of my life so i needed a cure for this rancid ass stench so my lord and and saviour garlic comes in to save me #and you can just chew on that stuff no one will stop you (altho maybe someone should because eating garlic raw kinda hurts) #anyways posion neutralised but i am rather weary of cheese now #rain world #iterator #rain world oc #iterator oc #oc four blue flames #oc vision of a past #drawins

[greenokapi]

I've been wanting to draw different (adult and non-toon) Links for a while and sort of see how I'd differentiate them based on some hcs and stuff :3

I'm wondering if ppl can tell which is which by looking but I'll put the which are which under cut if ppl wanna guess, along with the full version cause... well... they nakey

Left to right: Legend of Zelda, A Link to the Past, Ocarina of Time, Twilight Princess, Skyward Sword, Hyrule Warriors, A Link Between Worlds + Ravio, Breath of the Wild

#Legend of Zelda #Link #Ravio #Breath of the Wild #Tears of the Kingdom #Hyrule Warriors #Twilight Princess #Skyward Sword #A Link Between Worlds #Ocarina of Time #A Link to the Past #Zelda II #Nonsexual Nudity #Stuff I drew #More of them would probably have scars but... #I can't be assed to go through all the games rn and try to find all the moments that would give them scars...

[shima-draws]

Really wish I could fight the schmuck who invented allergies with my bare hands

#Seasonal allergies suck ASS. #Usually it's not too bad but like. Our air conditioning has been out for like 3 days now #And it's not getting fixed til Monday #So I've had to sleep with my windows open bc otherwise I'd ROAST like a pig in my room #(Which is upstairs. Where ALLLL the heat in the house travels to) #But bc I've had to sleep with my windows open. ALL the pollen keeps blowing in #So I'll wake up with my eyes streaming and my nose streaming and EVERYTHING just. Awful #I could close the window. But then I'd cook. But my allergies are SO bad. But it's hot. But I literally cannot breathe through my own snot. #HATE IT HERE #I hate summer. I HAAAATE summer so much #I can't wait for fall and winter.....snow please come back..... #Shima speaks #I'm so angry bc I've been stuffy and congested all day. And I've taken at least 3 allergy pills #Still dying btw! Still dying. Very much suffering rn

[motherhenna]

So today was my first day teaching an after school elective theater class (10+ 2nd 3rd 4th grade girls) and holy shit y'all I have even more respect for teachers now than ever before because that was BRUTAL lmao it was like they could smell my fear and knew they could trample all over me. Maybe my viewpoint is skewed, seeing as I was a really meek, easygoing kid at that age, but I can't fathom just...blatantly ignoring the teacher when they tell you not to do something. I get theater is a bit more loosey goosey but damn I can't imagine treating any of my past theater teachers (or any adult for that matter) with such disregard. Hoping that they were just crazy because it was their first day back at school after summer break and they'll mellow out a tiny bit by next week.

There were two super sweet and responsible 4th graders that I'm probably going to have to lean on to get through to some of their classmates. Like appoint them "team leaders" or whatever.

Either way, no more Ms. Pushover next Wednesday--Miss Helen is gonna lay down the fucking LAW lol I'm going to print out a set of class rules and expectations and have the kids repeat them back to me, and I may invest in a fucking whistle to cut through how loud they can get. If any of y'all have a background in teaching or otherwise dealing with large groups of children, feel free to drop any tips or suggestions you might have to get a handle on a rowdy crowd of munchkins and gremlins without yelling or being overly strict.

#I lose almost all patience as soon as I can tell a child is fucking with me lol #like if they're genuinely confused or anxious #I'm usually very patient #but man there were a couple kids who are the physical embodiment of the worst traits of adhd #speaking as someone who has it #but not the physical part #I've never been physically hyper or restless #it's just my brain going at 100 miles an hour all the time #but cant relate to the whole bouncing off the walls thing #also that school has an insane amount of floors and the theater is in the basement level 5 floors down from the entrance #and since the elevator was in use I had to lead those kids up the most insane amount of stairs I've ever encountered #truly humbled me because I was not prepared to drag my entire 200+ lb fat ass up five stories #first time my legs have ever felt so close to just giving out entirely #and now I have exercise induced asthma which will go away in a couple hours but OOF #I literally whistle like wind through a car window when I breath rn] #euthanize me #put me down like old yeller #personal

[shadowiie]

Do you think in shth lost impact, as Shadow is flashbacking an entire level of the game, that Sonic is just watching this guy dissociate to hell and back, unresponsive to any of his words

#sonic the hedgehog #shadow the hedgehog #shadow comes back from obtaining the next emerald with a thousand yard stare #not really looking at him or anything around him #sonic asks 'hey you got the emerald right? something the matter?' #shadow doesnt respond #theyre running through the ark and all sonic can do is watch as shadow goes though an entire ass flashback #shadow doesnt even acknowledge sonic at all. all sonic can tell is the occasional wince of pain #and the way shadow mutters 'maria...' under his breath. over and over #lol i think about this specific moment a lot. bc shadow has on multiple occasions gotten a flashback in front of the other characters #im curious as to what they all think

[yandere-daydreams]

embarrassed but honestly also slightly proud to admit that i’m a real human adult who is still semi-active on quotev

idk man i’ve just kept the tab open for years and at this point part of my routine is going in to check on the State of Things

i stil have the info for my old middle school quotev account, and i want to be the kind of person who can just go on there and vibe so so badly, but last time i tried, the first fic i got invested in was clearly written by a thirteen year old who did not do their research and i just. i had to check out as soon as someone got detention. in college. it was for porn reasons but. i couldn't.

#girl you are PAYING for this service #get your ass home or so help me god #and all the characters were already working on their dissertations like a week into the first year #OF THEIR ASSOCIATES DEGREE #love the enthusiasm but please for the love of god take a deep breath #you're putting me through palpitations here #personal #anon ask

[specialshinytrinkets]

The only good the fourth Kikoriki movie has served is proving that Pin is autistic. Fight me

#random.dusty #life fabric snippets #kikoriki #smeshariki #смешарики #смешарики снимают кино #this movie was mid. very mid #so mid it's actually on level 0. barely any excitement #the first episode about the script wars - so to say - was actually funny at times but then it all kinda. went downhill #the quality is like a cardiogram of a barely breathing person #also i was able to notice an animation error with layers lmfao #there was this alien crowd that was walking through the forest and one of the aliens jumped ON TOP of a foreground bush #so yeah #first movie was prolly the best one. and it had a nostalgic game for me so- #they just keep putting these round animals into Situations. but the show wasn't just about that it also had Coziness #if you wanna hear more about the movie then equip yourself with a russian dictionary or have someone speaking russian by your side #bcuz sometimes machine translation can suck ass #пин #пин смешарики #gogoriki #autistic headcanon #if you wish to hear more about why i think he's autism then just look up Kikoriki on my blog

[joonary]

#my period started a week and a half early 😭😭😭😭 like i knew i was stressed but these last couple days have been downright miserable #it all makes sense now #just two more weeks and i can finally breathe.. the only way out is through fr #signed nary #also i got invited to a work christmas party in 2 days but they never gave me a location so. i dont know if it was a half assed invite #bc they dont want me there #or if they genuinely forgot to text me the info #laugh out loud

[killsaki]

i feel bad for jjk and mha readers .. those mangaka’s hate us fr

#star speaks. #i give up on both. i’m so done #gege doesn’t even like his own characters enough to give them ANY filler #there’s NO breathing room after a shitty ‘game’ arc he dragged us through for no reason #and now he’s gonna kill off gojo. which we know he doesn’t care about because he’s SAID he hates gojo #and horikoshi… just fucking sucks i hate that guy #jjk spoilers #jjk manga spoilers #mha spoilers #mha manga spoilers #everything i learn about these mangas is against my will. i didn’t want to know that megumi is sukuna’s vessel now #i didn’t want to know that gojo got unsealed is getting set up to die #i didn’t want to know that dabi lost an arm and is going to die. #i didn’t want to know because it hurts. fuck those guys smh #FUCK WAKUI TOO ! for that bullshit ass ending #omg all these guys suck #fucking kny was sad as hell but it MADE SENSE!

[barking]

found out that the family with 4 YOUNG BOYS that lives directly above me are moving out soon. the woman at the front office told me and my knees buckled with relief, i almost let out a sob

#zzz #i cannot tell you what this shit has done to both my mental health and blood pressure #i cant even begin to explain. #how badly. it has affected me. #its not just crying or yelling. its stomping around so hard it shakes the fucking walls. #at all hours. any day. constantly. #and my SPD ass has had no idea how to deal with it so when its been bad enough i cover myself with blankets and hold my hands over my ears #and try not to go ballistic #my bf has literally had to hold me through it and help me breathe steadily at times #it sounds so dramatic and loserly #but i cant ever convey the full extent of it. #so tldr im so fucking relieved i could cry

[orcelito]

Guys I think the writing for fire emblem engage is somehow worse than fire emblem fates. Im a longtime fire emblem fan, I've played every recent game, and this... this is just Awful lmfao

Im still having plenty of fun & I have my handful of characters I love soooo much. But God fucking damn this writing is just some of the worst I've ever seen in a game

(Major spoilers in tags. Ran out of tags so I can't spoiler tag hfkshfj.

Final conclusion (since I ran out of tags): What Even Is This Fucking Game. Definitely my least favorite fire emblem game in many respects, but By God I'm going to finish this bitch and I'm gonna have plenty of fun as I do so. And I'm also going to make fun of every narrative choice it makes along the way bc the writing in this game is just SO fucking bad holy shit. I just need to finish this game and get on with my life already. God fuckin damn.)

#speculation nation #ive been critical of it from the start. bc it really isnt good. tho ive softened in some respects #it's plenty of fun thankfully. i enjoy the battle system a lot & the maps can be challenging in a fun way #but the moment i stop to think about Anything it all just feels so ridiculous #there have been a few moments it's surprised me. plot twists that were Almost cool. #but most of the time it's just throwing a bunch of shit out of left field at me and expecting me to be invested (im not) #so it's like. the 'plot twists' are either things i saw coming from a mile away OR things that r just so fucking insane it's not satisfying #like. the game saying 'oh man this thing you need to get to is at the bottom of this biiiig frozen lake! however will you get there?' #'how about... you trust the woman who has been an antagonist THE ENTIRE GAME UP UNTIL NOW to be telling the truth & to be helping u' #'heres a magic item she used the rest of her life to make! how sad! dont you feel bad for her? she wanted to be a mother!' #'no dont think about all the times she hit your little sister :) she feels bad about it so it's obviously ok actually :)' #'anyways take her magic item. itll get you to the bottom of the lake. how you ask? underwater breathing? PHHHSH' #'NAH your ass is going a thousand years into the past to break this thing b4 it fell into the lake OH ALSO you meet your past self #from when you were evil. good luck! :)' #im. not making any of this up. im not making ANY of this up and i really wish i was. #i was just rubbing my temples for that entire stretch of story it's so fucking stupid. #i think one of the most interesting things it did from a narrative standpoint was take away the rings 12 chapters in #so you hit rock bottom and have to crawl your way back out with the help of some unexpected allies #like. yea that's interesting. EXCEPT from a GAMEPLAY standpoint it's one of my least favorite fucking things in the game #you get used to this set of mechanics but halfway through you have to switch gears to an entirely different set of mechanics #and by the time you finally get everything back & ur army is full and whole. the game is almost over. #itd like that narrative choice SO MUCH MORE if it didnt set me back in such a major way & restrict total gameplay access to the End #every game has a slow trickle in of new characters so you dont have everyone until later in but EVEN THEN #you generally have everyone by 2/3rds way thru the game. then the last third you pick ur favs and u train them for the end #in this game. you dont get everyone until fucking chapter 23 of 26. my army is full and veyle is such a delight to have #but i only got her in CHAPTER. FUCKING. TWENTY THREE OF TWENTY SIX. #i just finished chapter 25. im nearly at the end. i love my main army but it feels like ive barely gotten to know them as a whole #bc it only finally formed TWO CHAPTERS AGO. #im just. god this game is so frustrating in a way ive NEVER experienced before. and ive played a lot of games!!!!! #like dont get me wrong im still having fun with it. i love a lot of the characters and the gameplay (now that i HAVE all of it) is So fun

[ssreeder]

Is not like I needed any more proof that bigotry made people stupid but does Jet seriously think targeting *Sokka* of all people to get at *Zuko* in a camp run by *Hakoda* is a good idea???? I can't even get satisfaction at the fact that the idiot turned out to be the embodiment of "mark me down as scared and horny" I was facepalming so hard 🙄🙄🙄

Haha, but does Jet think any of his ideas are actually good ones?

I mean the tree house was a great idea though 10/10

#i consider Jet more reckless than stupid #he is a bit aggressive… #& emotional #so he doesn’t really think things through #but he did build that bad ass tree house #soooooo he gets bonus points #cause that thing was awesome #anywayyyyyy. we get a break from Jet next chapter #so all the Jet haters can breathe easy knowing he won’t be shouting at anyone #yippiiieeee #liab #ria #ask

[crowsyart]

Honestly don’t know much about these guys cause I haven’t read the manga or seen soul eater not and don’t exactly. Plan on either but

Also apparently Kim’s a witch and a tanuki one but I designed this before that so. I’ll figure out how the full animal transformation witch thing works later. I’m thinking insect based or something. Or I might just ignore it we’ll see.

Also hiro is there I guess

#with hiro he’s like that textpost about the elf from lord of the rings where they’re like he’s buttfuck ugly for an elf #yeah that’s hiro. he’s a pretty boy to other species but for lions he’s kinda. ugly as hell becuase of his lack of muscle mass and tiny mane #also he curls his whiskers #kilik has a lot of fire and lightning based patterns in his stripes #also he kinda smells like ozone/something burning #his tail is usually puffed up but it’s for debate as to whether he thinks it makes him look cool or it’s just static electricity #him and black star are kinda buddies and he has a bit of a crush on him #w Kim I’m sticking with the iguana because it’s just more fun to me #her frill or spines or whatever you wanna call them are flipped over to style like hair #she plans to get them pierced when she’s older #she’s really into the whole witch asthetic (as a meister of course not like she’s a witch or anything. haha) and chose her weapon #based on that #Jackie based her knowledge of resonance and partnerships purely on book learning and planned to pair with another of her species but #she saw Kim and was like. okay. that one. despite all the rumors of her being kind of an ass #(might’ve been a little crush) but she justified it to herself by saying birds and reptiles have the same ancestor #they have a humidifier in their room and kim leaves her shed everywhere #Jackie’s been picking up ‘how to bond with reptile’ books at the library and hiding them under her bed like it’s dirty magazines or somethin #in the future if they continue to be partners when they resonate Kim is able to actually ‘breathe’ fire essentially through her resonance #Jackie’s a good choice too cause she’s pretty warm so. helps when you’re cold blooded #ox is a pig because they’re very smart animals. and he’s bald #harvar doesn’t really talk much and is very sort of. careful #because of his incredibly large claws he needs to use specialized stuff for writing and whatnot #he can clip them but there’s only so much you can do that #and it feels weird #kilik rung #soul eater au #soul eater #beastars au #anthro au #kim diehl

[wolfhxunds]

Connor is honestly...the boy™

#he just wants to live a quiet life #doesn't really fuck with other werewolves #and in fact #literally doesn't bother anyone #he shows up for work #does his bartending #goes back to his aparment #and then ofc #another group of fae decide to kidnap his girlfriend #and he proceeds to doomslayer his way through them to get her back #with help ofc #but you bet your ass he started using his fae magic real goddamn quick #so all they see #is a VERY angry wolf with antlers breathing fire #and when he's not turned #one very angry redhead who's busy punching and kicking his way through their ranks with an imp and a witch helping him

[transgirlthanatos]

...

#life is just a constant uphill battle #there's always something else we have to do. some other thing that requires money or time or kissing ass #I'm so tired. I'm so beat by all the shot we been going through. so sad at what we had to do. so sad at what i needed #i don't like it. i didn't want to. bit i know i needed to #fucking hell i need a break. but i cant #i have to keep going and going. keep working the not-enough hours so that we're not homeless #and while im working life goes by. i have less time with my little family #less time to see my girls #less time to meet and get to know people #i feel like i'm always going to be doing this and never get the chance to just breathe #without it hurting myself and those around me

[theskeletoninthegarden]

If you can't wear yours because "you're a little tired" I don't know what to say besides I've had panic attacks and kept my damn mask on.

#personal #ive forgotten my mask before going into work and ive held my breath walking across the store to get to my locker #because i dont trust a single one of these conservative anti-vaxxers as far as i can throw them #let alone with the lives of the children ill be exposed to all day after picking up one of their illnesses #look if you come into the store hacking up a lung and not wearing a mask and someone gives you a dirty look for not even using your hand #or elbow or anything to cover your trash maw then you shouldn't be surprised #how many waves and how many plagues and how many bodies does this county have to go through before y'all get your heads out of your asses #if anyone asks why i still wear my mask and im not being paid to wait on them hand and foot #and sometimes even then #i say i don't trust people #someone came in saying oh i have my shots and got covid and it wasn't that bad #you had your shots! they're doing their job! blessed be at least you got them