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#also!! dean's like!! IDK WHAT'S WRONG MAN!! MAYBE IM CURSED
hauntedpearl · 2 years
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logically i know that dean stopped going out and hooking up with people so much in the later seasons because a) the writers didn't want to write that and b) dean was having a *nick nelson voice* proper full-on gay crisis. but like. it WOULD be funny if he really was trying to hook up with people but cas just kept cockblocking him in the most bizarre ways. extra points if cas showed up at the bar and flirted his way into having sex with dean's prospects in his place just so dean wouldn't. like dean leaves for a moment to get another beer or something and cas just materializes out of nowhere and is like I Would Like To Have Sexual Relations With You and because he looks Like That™ the women are like. Okay! Sure! and when dean gets back they're gone and he's too drunk to find someone else so he just goes back to the motel and falls asleep.
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theyarebothgunshot · 3 years
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ROSE I AM FREAKING OUT HAVE YOU SEEN THE PREQUEL STUFF???? WHAT IS GOING ON, my god... I was literally about to go to sleep, decided to check Tumblr one last time and see this.... what WHAT!! WHATTTT!!!!!! I don't even know if this is good bad or what but just JENSEN IS PRODUCING A SUPERNATURAL PREQUEL AND DEAN'S GONNA BE THE NARRATOR OR Sth LIKE???? -🐸
YEAH i am normal about this <3 (jk i am also freaking out) welcome to: people screaming to me in my inbox about prequelgate ft. j/2 fallout theory. let's goooo!
Another copypasta and suddenly chaos machine is full on gay I love this prophecy
you know whats funny i just checked the j/2 tag and i feel like for the first time in a long time they are starting to realise that maybe THEY should be the ones who are "gutted" *sips tea*
ROSE HOLY SHIT ROOOOOOOOSE ITS HAPPENING HOLY SHIIIIIT
YEAH
Nevermind just read prequel and well good luck I guess but just you know kind of bleh who wants to watch John Winchester well let’s have hope anyways
i know a lot of people are bummed out but i am kind of very excited actually?? i trust robbie and even though yeah j*hn winchester turned into a nasty abusive bastard, it can be interesting to explore how it all started (imo). it's just the first of many stories they can tell.
I can only accept this circus if it’s Dean telling the stories to his and Cas’ kids and then we have a revival to show that the whole finale was in fact the end Chuck wanted there Jensen I fixed it
i would not say no to this
heyloo bee anon here
um- wtf is happening?
jackles prequel series?? why? i want to be excited about this but sheesh im scared
because supernatural is never dead <3
okay, but, jensen... john winchester ≠ jdm, you don’t have to go /that/ hard for him 🙃
true true... though i am waiting for jdm to comment on this, please i need it
WAIT A SECOND J2 FALLOUT THEORY TRUE??
LMAO HELL YEAH BESTIE
Rose you really picked the worst time to sleep for real
bestie it was literally 4 in the morning, what do you expect from me sdfjsfhsf
I can’t literally can’t we were all right LMAO j2 fallout theory is real and cockles (Misha supporting Jensen) is [gunshots] I’m just laughing cause what the hell is this timeline we’re living LMAOOOOOOOOOO
we would always end up here <3
Do we have the copypaste anons to thank for JP basically confirming the J2 fallout? lol 🦚
yes, everybody say 'thanks annoying idiots!'
ROSE, WAKE UP, COME HERE,
THERE'S A LOT GOING ON FFS
YEAH I KNOW BUT I NEEDED SLEEP
Anticipating that there's going to be a lot of yelling about the prequel on here: I am cackling, but also, I mean, the first time Dean got a look into his parent's past, Cas was the catalyst: literally entered Dean's mind and catapulted him to the 70s. So idk, it's not completely unreasonable to expect some Cas cameos, maybe setting up a parallel timeline since Dean is narrating. What I'm saying is, this is Jackles, he's getting JDM and Misha in on this lmao -Honeymoon Anon
you were right lmfaooo also i fully agree. misha's tweet further cemented that thought for me. he knew about this prequel and i dont think he is cas-baiting us, i think he'll be involved. i'd also be obsessed to see jensen and jdm act together again (though idk who jdm could play seeing as it's a prequel and he is way too old to play young j*hn)
longlivethetribbles heeft gevraagd:
Heyyyyyy bestie, are you SEEING the absolute madness going on right now holy shit
well a little late but I SURE AM BESTIE
bestie wake up pls s16 finale just dropped.
- 🍯
and WHAT a great one it was
I love coming home from work to see all of the chaos unfolding on Tumblr and Twitter. I'm absolutely buzzing right now. I'll probably still be here by the time you wake up and check tumblr 😂 - 🐢
lmaooo and were you still awake?? did you see my freak out??
Oooh bestie wake the fuck up, I know you’re gonna be excited for this one jsnsjsj
god i had SUCH a morning like. it's 12:00 now and all i did since i woke up is check tumblr rip
short summary: jen and dee gain the rights, they post on ig/twitter about a prequel ft john and mary that no one asked for, the fandom loses its everloving shit as usual, they trend on twitter thanks to the beloved twt intern who missed us, misha qt’s jen about cas possibly benefiting from being in the prequel, then j*red qt’s jensen abt how his feelings got hurt by him not being told about a prequel his character as no involvement in & he initially throws a tantrum, and the rest is history - 🦋 anon (ps: i hope this helps a little, i’ve been scattered brained trying to keep up with it all night lmao so pls let me know if i missed anything, bug crew !!)
thank you so much darling i figured it out eventually but this is a helpful summary!!!
I hope you enjoyed waking up to all of this XD -🐢
i sure did!!! also that answers my question about you being awake lmao
I WILL NEVER EVER EVER FORGIVE MYSELF FOR SLEEPING THROUGH ALL OF THIS DRAMA AND NOT EXPERIENCING IT IN PERSON I DIDN'T NEED THIS SLEEP - tea anon
well the party was still going strong this morning so im not TOO "gutted" see what i did there lmaooo
Now that you are caught up with the news... So idk if you remember this but...didn't jarpad tell jackles he was up for a reboot in an online panel? And jackles answered that this was news to him??
-🍯
yeah i think you are right but he was clearly joking and didnt expect jackles to actually be working on something already
J2 anon spare more of those anons let's finish this - tea anon
please, we're having a ball in this bitch
I saw a post on tumblr where someone said now that Kripke gave J&D the rights, maybe they’re starting with a prequel just to end on a reboot in years time and honestly ? I wanna believe that so badly. This is tinhatty but what if this is all calculated in a way that makes it so that Jensen is slowly starting to fix everything that was wrong with spn - now that he has the rights and he’s slowly making spn his own story ?! I mean he did say in his ig post he wants to ‘fill in the rest’ - and maybe Mary and John’s story is only the beginning of spn related content from J&D to come ??? Maybe he wants to give spn the justice it deserves ?? Thoughts ??
i dont think this is tinhatty at all i think this is very possible and not that much of a reach. i could see this happening yeah for sure
want to hear something funny. I found out I had a ruptured blood vessel in my eye because I was sending my friend a video freaking out when the prequel news dropped and I noticed the corner of my eye was red af. and when I got back online jared had tweeted.
DJFHSJD ANON THE CHAOS OF IT ALL, HELP, are you okay? <3
rose.. bestie... how are you feeling about The News? nsfshsf being european is a curse </3 🐞
i feel GREAT im living for it i feel on top of the world tbh (and yeah it really is dsjfhs)
What am I waking up to I can't WHAT I rested my eyes for like 5 minutes help *hits reblog button* - anon anon
yep yep essentially djfhs
“Jensen and Misha are Co workers who barley talk”
I can’t be sure of course but I’m fairly certain that this is the copypasta that brought the j/2 fallout theory back to life. Who’s apparently ‘barely talking’ now? skansjsjsj. It’s almost prophetic, these j/2 anons have superpowers I’m telling ya.
-poker face anon
next time we get one of them we should be thanking them lmaooo
ok, but are we gonna talk about the "When Daneel and I formed Chaos Machine Productions, we knew that the first story we wanted to tell was the story of John and Mary Winchester [...]"-quote because the way this is phrased implies they formed CHAOS MACHINE Productions with the intent of telling this story (first), i haven't been in this dumpster long enough but the name just tickles me in that Misha way, isn't it so sus??? am i missing something???? i mean with this announcement they SURE lived up to that name... 🧩-anon
you are absolutely right, chaos machine SCREAMS misha and we are all here for it!!
hey hey hey. joining the clownverse, there's no way THEE cas girl danneel doesn't know just how much the fandom loves misha and cas. so 2 + 2 = misha in the spn prequel!
AGREED
So I think I finally managed to catch up on wtf happened while I was asleep and my brain melted. What a shit show to wake up to.
Anyway thoughts.
I don't hate the idea of a Mary&John sequel. I think it has the potential to be good (It has the potential to be really bad too, so I'm kind scared).
🕯️🕯️🕯️ manifesting Mary being badass and John being kinda useless🕯️🕯️🕯️
As for the Jensen and J*red thing.
I can see Jensen not telling J*red even if they are still friends, because J*red is kinda good at accidentally telling Secrets. He could have told him right before he announced it so, so that J*red didn't have to find out from twitter. He was on the show for 15 years, he is bound to get asked about it. The public twitter meltdown was really unprofessional so. Like you have Jensen's number J*red. You could have sorted that out in private like a normal person, but instead you choose to act like a toddler throwing a tantrum.
Is it weird that I'm actually going to be kinda that for them if the actually had a falling out, even tho I don't like J*red all that much. They seemed to be really important to each other and while I thought before that the might have triefted apart a bit, I didn't think that the where actively fighting.
- 🐌 anon
the thing is, the polite/normal thing for jensen to do was text him before announcing it on twitter. it's weird he didn't, and that makes me believe that maybe yeah they did have a falling out. especially with the way j*red responded to it on twitter. if he had no other reason to be this upset (no prior beef or falling out) you'd think that he wouldn't be responding like this. on the other hand, the man is a mysterie to me so who the hell knows. i'm not gonna mourn about it if they did/do grow apart because j*red is just.... awful imo.
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supernatural-reacts · 3 years
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Season 15 episode 6
- this episode is called “Golden Time” and I’m like 98% sure I’ve heard the title but idk why
- I MISS ROWENA I WANT HER BACK
- this woman needs to leave
- oh she got cursed that’s good too
- Dean what are you wearing lmao
- “Cain and Abel 2.0” bold line for a show that didn’t even cast Abel
- CAS!!
- OH YAY I MISSED HIM
- “I had a friend who... always praised fishing for its meditative qualities. I wish I found it more relaxing.” he misses Dean 🥺
- “Eileen?” I LITERALLY DROPPED MY PHONE OH MY GOD
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QUEENNN I MISSED HER SO MUCH
- she’s been in Hell this whole time??? That sucks man
- “souls from Hell can’t go to Heaven.” I hate everythingggg
- “you’re like Rowena’s protege.” I LOVE THAT
- “can you help me?” “Of course” little angel working a case!!
- “after we met I started practicing.” SAM PRACTICED SIGN LANGUAGE THATS SO CUTE IM GOING TO CRY
- Eileen is so tiny next to Sam I love them so much oh my god
- are those witches spying on them through that bowl or the mirror
- didn’t that lady say the sheriff wasn’t here bc he got his hair cut on Tuesdays? This man is bald? Kinda sus
- that’s a lot of phones lol
- CAS AND DEAN TALKING TO EACH OTHER HERE IS SO MUCH THEYRE LITERALLY ACTING LIKE AWKWARD EXES
- “tada!” the way I would die for Eileen
- “you miss her.” “I killed her.” damn but also I really miss her too
- “Rowena got it. She didn’t know all the details but she knew the game was rigged so this, magic. This is how she kept control.” I feel like that summarizes her personality pretty well and I love it
- YES FUCK YES BRING EILEEN BACK YESSSSSS
- oh no what’s wrong with Sam
- well this is bad
- ROWENA LEFT ALL HER STUFF TO SAM OMG
- “she tried to sell my soul to a demon and she turned my first crush into a water balloon and popped him. And then she got mean.” I FEEL KINDA BAD FOR THIS WITCH GIRL LMAO
- Cas why are you telling this random lady the truth
- “Rowena was a very powerful witch maybe the most powerful of all time.” I freaking miss her
- HEY NO DONT HURT SAM
- oh hey I was right that the sheriff was sus
- “it’s always you. You selfish little men in positions of authority. You take what you want, you take who you want. You believe that your power will protect you. Well it won’t protect you from me.” 1. THATS THE BEST THING IVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE JFC 2. CAS SAYS ACAB 3. LET CAS GO FERAL MORS OFTEN PLEASEEE
- “not today bitch.” I LOVE EILEEN
- “I learned from the best.” HELL YEAH WITCH SAM
- Cas struggling so hard to heal this boy is so sad
- “if I stay, nothing changes. It’s time for me to get back in the game.” Cas. Cas. I would literally die for you.
- the way Eileen’s ghost doesn’t disturb the water is really cool
- YAYYY IT WORKED OH MY GOD IM SO HAPPY SHES BACK
- Sam never giving up hope is actually something that can be so personal
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sharkenthusiast · 3 years
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I don’t watch Supernatural but here’s what I know about it from tumblr dot com
It’s really not a lot and I really don’t want to watch it because of the ~homophobia~ but here’s what I know (or at least think I do)
Theres 2 guys and I think their names are Dean and Sam??
anyways some shit happens with ghosts? or other supernatural events?
I’m assuming the show has supernatural events because even though I don’t trust you guys I trust the name
I think Dean and Sam are brothers but for all I know I could be wrong
at some point an angel shows up? I think? (is he an angel I’ve got no idea I think that’s what he is) and he’s called castiel 
and it turns out later that hes gay and likes Dean??? And it was the most homophobic gay confession out there or something
but anyways at one point Dean goes to hell?? for some reason??? and Castiel saves him??? idk man i haven’t watched the show
also I know that someone dies at some point (it might be dean bc he went to hell but who knoooooooows)
also whoever died came back
There’s something about someone wanting to fuck a dog? a poodle I think? I dont think it’s a major plot point
the old president shoelaces quote came from the show at some point
maybe theres something about a car early on? I know it’s in the season covers but is it important???? Maybe sam and dean drive in it?? because it’s a car??
idk this is just weird
but something happens with a ghost or something again at some point?? thats like plot relevant but i dont remember why
also there’s like. A show inside of the show?
I’m not sure what it is but one of my friends tried to explain it to me and my head kind of exploded since. adhd and i can’t focus on whatever they were talking about.
is that plot relevant? maybe
i think there’s also something with an alternate universe with the show???
and someone gets stuck inside it?
that’s probably not right
but also theres a shitton of gifs about it that were reactions to everything for a while until john mulaney replaced them but thats not important right now
something happens near the end of the show (since most of my knowledge has come from the past few weeks and that cursed day that we went back to 2012 for a bit)
so castiel is gay
he likes dean
the guy who plays dean is so fucking homophobic i died laughing from the clips i saw
castiel goes to SUPERHELL
which is like. hell. but you can’t come back.
technically i think you werent supposed to come back from just regular hell but for reasons dean could
but destiel is semicanon, love loses (h o m o p h o b i a)
and so now castiel is “dead” or something? and wont come back because. again. homophobia.
something happened to sam but who cares idk what happened to him
dean gets another dog that is not the poodle he wanted to fuck
the car is STRAIGHT and so goes to HEAVEN
happily ever after???? is it the end of the show???? no idea
are there more episodes????
im so sorry for absolutely butchering this show but i feel like from what ive heard the writers did that first
rest in superhell gay angel
I’m literally so sorry to all supernatural fans out there I have never watched this show and don’t know if I ever will. Please have mercy on me
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theythemsam · 5 years
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spn 14x13, liveblog, collected posts (all 24 of them) or as i like to call it: More gays named Max. Nice.
Sam just immediately touching cursed objects asdfhj
#idiot nerd
 Okay, the dragons breath is really cool
 “oh, you’re a big boy, you might take some work.” Asdfh?!?!?!
#pls no #i do love that dudes voice though
 “They always talk too much.” Well, Dean’s not wrong asdfgh
 Eliott is such a nerd and he’s fanboying about the Winchesters asdfgh
#i also love that they are known in the town #like that’s so cute
 Max has such a terrible massive crush on Stacy
#and the way her brain goes into dumbass lesbian mode immediately
 I love how Sam is like “we won’t hurt you, just tell us the truth” and Dean is like “I will kill you and your entire family if anything happens to my car, I swear!”
#okay so max is gay she steals cars she is new in town!
 The post office woman calling Sam out for sounding like a weirdo is very good
#the fact that she immediately gives it to dean though ? not good #also I hate the boys flirting with old ladies for information ufffff #its so gross
 Max and Stacy are so cute and gay
#like the way they smile at each other… awwww
 Also they really decided to display Lebanon as super diverse and tbh I like that!!!
 “A serial killer clown. That’s like the best-worst thing that’s ever happened to you. Get it, because you love serial killers, but you hate clowns!” asdfg
#thanks captain obvious asdfgh #dean is so happy he gets to tease his brother
 Elliott is just like “ahhhhh I knew it!” what a cute little fanboy
 Listen, I love JDM and I know it’s been 14 years, but would it have killed them to put a wig on that man and like idk? Powdered his beard darker?
#just done anything to make him look even remotely like john from 2003. Whenever the hell he comes from
 Also how the heck does he recognize Sam & Dean, like not to sound rudeTm or anything, but if you gave me two pictures of Jared, one from season 1, one from now, I would be so very confused
#i do have White Man faceblindness though sooooo #like I a) don’t care and b) am just so bad at remembering faces #like dean maybe? But dean looks very Typical ManTM so I wouldn’t have recognized him either… #but then im not a parent
 John acknowledging that he wasn’t a great dad? And saying that it wasn’t okay? Nice.
#i do get why sam forgives him though but its still like ehhhhhhhh don’t want this #like its for sams own benefit and I get that but uffff #john deserves more of a callout than he gets tbh #”you did your best” me: gagging noises #like he didn’t! #also you can forgive someone even if they didn’t do their best #but this? this aint it chief
 They slowly realize that something is off in this place… yeah somethings wrong boys
#sams slow double take when he sees the wanted poster
 Sam’s TED talk is so bad
#but also kinda sad… #ted talk sam has some serious problems…
 Listen, murder Cas is kinda cool, but he should stop being a lesbophobic dickbag and not interrupt Stacy’s and Max’s date
#home of phobe
 Sam murdering Zachariah is very good tbh
 Cas stop hitting Sam in the head
#angel boot camp made him into a gigantic lesbophobe :/ #the slow mo blood spit cam is kinda cool though
 I wish Dean had also gotten a good scene with John where he gets to call his dad out, but Oh Well
#bleh #like Dean would have deserved that so muchhhhh #but of course they couldn’t have gone there or this would have been too messed up #its just weird since they just had dean acknowledging that john did a lot of messed up shit too him #and then theres just nothing there :(
 Dean’s “I’m good with who I am. I’m good with who you are.” Is so good.
#im love this boy sometimes #and rn its dean love hours here
 Sam finally getting to hear John say “I am so proud of you” on camera is… so good
#yessssss #i still have many many problems with this episode #but it could be worse
 Max and Stacy holding hands… Gaybies!!
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