#poker face anon

[theyarebothgunshot]

Rose bestie I am losing my mind!!! What is in the water in Italy?? THE BOYFRIEND COMMENT???? HELLO?? when I tell you I was just sitting there gasping in disbelief, hand over my mouth and everything. Like girl help, I am being pulled back into the dumpster kicking and screaming.

God this was such a fun day though, my spn hyper fixation had been dying down a bit but now I’m experiencing the highs again!! Better than any damn drug. -poker face anon

ngl nlg i am loving seeing "old" anons in my inbox this weekend!! <3 missed all of you so much. i totally get it though. and yes it was SO fun, i didnt even expect to feel this much yet here we are!! god. what a weekend.

#poker face anon

[casinoroyale]

why do they call you ‘Big Q’ if you’re so short

why do they call you 'Anonymous' if i'm going to find you

#poker face #anonymous #ooc: slash j of course. u r safe anon

[terrainofheartfelt]

I hope Stride's new fic gives you some inspiration for a dairthaniel fic :)

You are very sweet. But I cannot promise anything. Except that I am gonna Lose It when I read S’s new fic 🩵🩵🩵

Also @ everybody else go read the latest fic offerings by @strideofpride & @blairwaldcrf they’re both amazing writers and I love them very much. 🩵🩵🩵

#i was saving it for sermon reading today but idk if I should #because when I read i react with my entire face #i have no poker face to speak of #and like it’s Holy Week so I am literally at church every night this week working #so not much of anything will be getting done #asks #anon

[neopuff]

you might've talked about this before, but I can't find it. out of curiosity, what makes azarath approprative?

im not sure if i have but, i mean. raven's original design contains some hindu imagery/fashion but she's not indian or hindu. i'm not sure if it's all of azarath (raven's mom in the comics does not have a bindi, though she does in the cartoon) or if it's just raven.

raven's indian influences are definitely because her 80s comic design is based off of an indian actress (persis khambatta) but that was not very consistent (i think george perez even said he changed his mind and also based her design off a white actress) and she's been made whiter and whiter ever since. i don't think she's drawn wearing a sari anymore and it doesn't seem like the bindi is included in her design that much anymore eitiher? not 100% sure about that

anyway i really dont know if its azarath as a whole or just raven's original design. i dont think i remember enough about azarathian culture nor do i know enough about hindu culture to fully compare. but the influence is noticeable

i would still really like to see an indian raven (tho i loved native american raven in tt:eo, obvi thats not the same lol) but like i said she keeps getting designed whiter and younger and more basic mall goth so i doubt we'll get any good designs for her anytime soon

#anon asks #carro answers #i think megan suri would be a cute choice to play raven. she did mall goth nicely in poker face lol

[angelizs]

THIS IS A SILLY,this is the same anon as before and if u do make a fic I eyezoom immensely

but just imagine like jades labwear story

jade:*gushing to his shrooms about his crush like in the groovy image* azul:walks in* jade:😶 ah hello azul-

azul:-ok jade this is an intervention you desperately need to confess

WELCOME BACK!! anon, have I mentioned that I love the way you think?

THE WAY HE'D PRETEND NOTHING HAPPENED HELPP

Jade: Hello Azul, what a pleasant evening we are having today, no?

Azul: Jade. Either you confess to them or I'll do it for you.

THIS IDEA ALSO HAS A LOT OF POTENTIAL, usually I see fics of the tweels helping Azul confess to his crush (and messing it up for entertainment purposes), but now I'm imagining Floyd and Azul helping Jade (on their own... quirky ways). THIS WOULD BE SO FUNNY PLS ANON IF YOU HAVE MORE THOUGHTS LIKE THIS DO FEEL FREE TO SHARE THEM WITH ME!!!

#tea time #the way he'd have the softest look in his eyes and then immediatly try to poker face but Azul already saw it #GASP! Jade Leech does have feelings! what a shocker! #Azul is not having it. Jade you need help this is getting out of hand! (Azul can't take his gushing anymore) #the more we talk abt it the more I want to write smth like this... #tho now I've just finished ironing my clothes so I'll have dinner and go mimir... #perhaps tomorrow I'll get enough free time to whip smth up?? no promises tho #I love your asks anon you're so funny

[nottheweirdest]

I read sonadow smut while on zoom meetings

🤣🤣🤣 this is amazing! I am known irl for being ridiculous and expressive and have no poker face so I don't think I could get by with that. Teach me your ways! 😂 I did read some smut on my break once in the office and didn't hear my boss come up behind me (who was the HR director 😅). He goes "what are you reading?" And I swear to god I levitated out of my chair, threw my phone, and screeched like a startled banshee 🤣🤣🤣

I think I scared him worse than he scared me though, so....

#i only read smut with my back to the wall now 😂 #no poker face problems #anon ask #thanks for interacting with me! 💗💗💗

[journey-to-the-attic]

Saw a Morbius post and tell me why it felt like exactly the Morbius joke Ik would make. She observes all the other Morbius memes with amusement but never joins in, nary even a 'its morbin time', even while the other brothers are losing their fucking miss over it, but then one day she sits down at the breakfast table and begins "My cousin Throckmorbius..." and the table's in hysterics before she can even add anything else. Lucifer only stops himself from spitting out his coffee by practically slapping himself in the mouth but the others are too busy laughing to notice

the idea of the brothers somehow discovering the morbius meme and turning it into an inside joke among themselves is hysterical to me oh my god

and you’re totally right, ‘my cousin throckmorbius’ is exactly the morbius joke ik would make

#answering asks #anon asks #of course none of the brothers even know what morbius is let alone have seen it #they just think the morb jokes are funny #i also enjoy the idea of lucifer being just as amused by the inside joke as the others but of course he acts like he doesn't #he's got an extremely good poker face so whenever he appears to make a subtle joke in conversation #the others go insane trying to figure out whether it was intentional or not

[ask-the-domuques-scp]

Mm-hmm.~ It isn't that tricky when you start looking for patterns.

Or you’re finding connections where there aren’t any. You sure you’ve got a proper lead?

#co.txt #ask #the anons #Conner keeping the stillest poker face

[limboed]

I love fixing the fall, its so GOOD, i completely get goros reactions to ren hahahah. i was curious if you have a ren perspective chapter planned at all? or he is always going to stay mysterious? thank you for your fic!!!

thank you so much! <3

i've toyed with the idea of writing bonus versions of some scenes in ren's pov, and i have a few lines and drabbles in my outline that can really only come to be that way. but the fic itself is very strictly akechi and his unreliable narration ^_^ if any ren snippets do the see the light of day, it'll likely be on here or twitter, so you're in the right place!

#just know that ren is really not very cool and collected in this fic LOL #he is struggling #scrambling around every day #miserable exhausted wet cat with a poker (joker???) face #ask #anon #fixing the fall

[theyarebothgunshot]

Awww tea anon bestie💗💗💗 your ask made me so emotional because I didn’t think anyone besides Rose actually remembered me🥹🥹💗💗 also hi ily & I missed u too🥰🥰 -poker face anon

ahhh heart warming!!! jib brings people together ahshshhz

#love it #poker face anon

[casinoroyale]

you don't deserve love after how you've been acting.

i have heard this one before. be more creative

#poker face #anonymous #ooc: ouch anon

[zazter-den]

Anytime I get a dm from Carissim'

#I have no poker face either so I was grinning like a loon at my bus stop- got a double seat all to myself bwahaha #zaz motormouth #minors dni #zaz speaks #kirishima anon

[featuringthecreatures]

It happens literally all the time dude. People survive stabbings to the direct heart, to the stomach. There's a guy who fell like 15 stories at a construction site, fell right onto a piece of rebar that impaled straight through his brain/skull and out the other side, and he lived with no brain damage. There's people who get shot in the head/neck and survive. Literally any other show, the characters go through the same tense shit. It's called action.

 LOL 

#context: this is about a silly post I made about poker face #anon #violence #death mention #ask to tag

[stephaniejuhnay]

Wait you've gotta give us a full review of poker face, I've been thinking about watching and I've gotten into solidly three different tv shows going off your recs so I trust you

ANON! First you have to tell me what shows! This is such an honor, wow!

Alright. So my take on Poker Face is that it does the procedural thing really well. But it’s not a coo procedural because she’s not a coo. So don’t go into it expecting the “justice” you’d expect from a normal cop procedural a la a Psych or Monk (if you’ve seen those).

It’s Rian Johnson so it’s definitely compelling and has great guest stars. And although it’s primarily a procedural, there’s an overall arc as well that makes me wanna keep watching. So I’m in.

But please share what shows you’ve gotten into! I’m always pleasantly surprised that anyone ever pays attention to anything I post here 😂 And feel free to let me know what you think abt Poker Face if you decide to check it out!

#anon #ask #poker face #this was such a delight to read! 🤗😂 #I really take pride in tv show recs cuz that’s a time investment and I hate when people waste my time #such an honor truly

[yeonzzzn]

hi hi! I have an idea :3 yandere heeseung baby trapping y/n even though that was her plan the whole time bc she’s also a yandere for him:3

oh my god I love this idea saurrrrr much😫😮‍💨 anon your brain is *chef kiss* 🩷🩷🩷

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baby trapping: lee heeseung

pairing: heeseung x afab!reader word count: 1.5k

Heeseung always loved the thought of baby trapping you. He’s got a bad enough breeding kink as it is, but just the thought of getting you pregnant and making you stuck with him? His yandere ass could cum on the spot just thinking about it. His whole body getting tingly and his heart pumping faster and faster. 

Day by day Heeseung slowly inched closer and closer to actually baby trapping you. Mostly when he’s buried deep inside your cunt, cock pressing against your cervix as his cum fills you completely. 

It’s not even just making you become stuck with him, he wouldn’t mind having a baby with you. To share the responsibility of caring for the life you both created together, to raise that precious life that was a mixture of the two of you. It would be the happiest he’s ever been. 

Those thoughts alone pushed Heeseung into action. Gathering up all the condoms and Plan Bs around the apartment and tossing them out one by one slowly without your knowledge. Not wanting to make it too obvious what his plans were. Heeseung already knew you wouldn’t bat too much of an eye at the condoms disappearing, you two barely used them anyway. And for the Plan Bs? Was just what it was used for, as a backup plan in case you accidentally skipped one of your birth control pills or got sick and had to stop taking them because of your medication. The Plan Bs would be a bit harder to toss out, but again with your birth control, you wouldn’t take much notice. 

It was birth control that was the real problem. How would Heeseung wing you off it? It’s something you take every day at seven am on the dot. It’s not like he can dig into your bathroom bag you keep under the sink and just throw them down the sink or toilet or the trash. 

Except, maybe he could. 

Heeseung walks into the bathroom, not to snoop around for your birth control, but to take a hot shower after his long day of work. Wanting to let the steamy water rush down his body in relaxation before sitting in front of his PC and playing video games the rest of the night with his friends. 

It wasn’t until after his shower that he noticed it. 

He stood in front of the sink, taking the towel that was wrapped around his lower half and bringing it to his head to shake all the water out of his hair, as he lowered the towel back down when he noticed the small pink plastic case, just sitting in the corner of the sink. 

Heeseung reached for it, picked it up, and slowly looked inside it, his gut being right that this was indeed the case you kept your birth control in. 

How could he have gotten so lucky? You left it on the sink by mistake from rushing to work this morning. It was too perfect. It was like the universe was telling Heeseung to baby trap you. To make you stuck with him forever. 

His plan was now fully in motion as he dumped out the contents of the pink case, making sure every last pill was gone and then tossing the case the next chance he got without you knowing. 

The next morning Heeseung woke to hearing you scrambling around the bathroom cabinet under the sink. He had to keep his smile hidden as he asked what on earth you possibly could be tearing apart the bathroom for. 

“I can’t find my birth control pills, Seungie have you seen them? I left them right here on top of the sink.” 

With the poker face of a god, he shrugs, “No, I haven’t seen them, baby, I’m sorry.�� 

Except I watched them get washed away down the sink so the next time I fill your cunt with my cum you’ll be pregnant with my child. 

Heeseung knew he had to be smart now, knowing you’ll be more careful during sex, wanting to be on top so the moment Heeseung is about to unload his seed you could jump off. 

But he’s been thinking about this plan for months, he’s ran the numbers over and over again. Calculated each scenario to a perfect point. His plan was already working in his favor, no reason for it to not work now. 

So Heeseung gaslit you into thinking there were more Plan Bs pills somewhere in the apartment, begging on his knees to let him fuck you as he ran his hands up and down your thighs slowly, feeling the goosebumps on your skin and watching how you breath hitched at his touch. He was already winning. 

Heeseung knew how to work your body, how to touch you in all the right places to get you into your back, hands pinned above your head as he fucked into rough and fast, hitting your G-Spot with such ease as his name was rolling off your tongue over and over. 

All he had to do was keep your arms above your head and pressed into the sheets, keep whispering the lying promise that a Plan B is waiting for you as he also praised how good you’re taking his cock, how much of his sweet good girl you were. 

He’d made you cum twice now, and his climax was approaching fast. This was it, the moment he’s only dreamed of was finally about to happen. The only hard part after this would be gaslighting you into staying at the apartment with him the rest of the weekend to make sure you don’t slip out and buy any Plan B once you figure out he lied to you. 

“Going to breed the fucking hell out of this pussy,” he moans into your ear, licking at the shell of your ear and feeling you shudder underneath him, his cock twitching, knowing he had a good few thrusts left before he’s spilling into you, “Going to fill you so full of my cum, going to breed you, make me a daddy baby.” 

Heeseung lifted himself up, getting one last look at your face and your fucked out expression. He furrowed his brows, feeling himself about to burst, snapping his hips back against your skin, then pushing back out. Was fixing to slide in a final time when he noticed a change. 

His eyes widened in surprise as your facial expression changed, your lips curled into a smirk as you quickly wrapped your legs around his waist and pushed him back deeply inside you, whispering, “Get me pregnant,” with such seduction in your voice. Your grip on his waist was strong enough that he couldn’t wiggle out of it even if he wanted to, and just accepted his fate as his warm cum filled you to the brim, bucking his hips further into you as much as he could with the help of your legs squeezing around him. 

Little did he know, you too had a plan of your own. 

You’ve secretly been as much of a yandere as your boyfriend, wanting to baby trap him into being stuck with you for the rest of your life. Plotting out ways to get him to spill his cum deep inside you without any sort of protection or backup plan. But Heeseung honestly made it easier for you. 

You went to throw away the condoms and Plan Bs, but already saw they were missing. You had suspicions, but didn’t know if maybe Heeseung misplaced them after they were used last. But you also knew there was no way that was possible. 

To test if you were correct, you purposely stopped taking your birth control a couple of days beforehand and purposely left the little pink case on top of the sink counter before leaving for work, not being surprised one bit when you returned home to see the case was missing. 

Your plan was just as much in motion as Heeseung’s. And there was no point in telling him that you two had the same plan, no no, that would take away the fun. So you played dumb. Acting as if you didn’t know he tossed out every protection product in the apartment. Let him “gaslight” you on his false promises. In the end, you were the one who gaslit him into thinking he was gaslighting and manipulating you in bed when the tables were oh-so flipped. 

It wasn’t until after Heeseung came down from his high but still fucked into you slowly making sure you milked him dry of every last drop he had, that he realized your plan all along. 

Right when he thought he played the game well, he was the one who got played. 

Oh, but it turned him on so badly knowing you wanted to baby trap him too. 

Heeseung just smirks down at you, “Ya? You wanna baby trap me? Going to cum in this cunt every single day until you’re pregnant.” 

#yeonzzzn asks #heeseunggie #lee heeseung #heeseung #heeseung x reader #reader x heeseung #heeseung smut #enhypen #enhypen x reader #reader x enhypen #enhypen smut #enhypen hard thoughts #enhypen hard hours #enhypen scenarios #enhypen fanfiction #enhypen fanfic #enhypen imagines #yeonzzzn writing

[nottheweirdest]

I read smut literally everywhere. I'm an avid sonadow fan and I've read everything on ao3 so I constantly update the page to read the new ones and as a result I end up reading most updates when I'm outside. I have a severe poker face when I'm by myself I can't help it. And I don't really care if anyone recognizes the style or interface of the web site, because if you know the mere existence of ao3 then 1. You've used it too and 2. You 100% read smut too so let's not judge each other.

I remember during a rainy day I was in college and I stayed in class at recess and the professor asked me what are you reading? And I said nonchalantly "an article on sculptural anatomy and myology" (it was an art class about italian sculpture). And then he tells me "how interesting, do send it to me, studying anatomy is indeed an essential tool for analyzing figures in art." I wasn't expecting that so I said "you know what, it sucks, don't waste your time" I cringe whenever I think of this!!!

Amazing!!! I'm so jealous of your poker face. I'm pretty open that I read fanfic irl and even that I write it but I'm way less open about what I write. People ask me and I'm usually just like oh, um, romance 😅

Hahaha nice save with your professor!! On both counts! Quick thinking like that is way better than screeching like a cat that got its tail caught in the door and throwing things 🤣🤣🤣 no cringing here! I applaud you!

#you give me goals #poker face goals #thanks for interacting with me! 💗💗💗 #anon ask