#also a joke.. u probably know who u are bestie and ily

[wrensemptydiary]

post yes & no's, plus characters I'll write for!! (and even more info abt my writing style and a tiny introduction)!

hi!! my names wren, you can call me wren or any variation of wren like wrenny, etc etc. i use he/him pronouns and im very fruity 😩 i also use texting tones because YES. this is my quick and tiny introduction, but i hope you enjoy my content. NOW... heres my yes and no's for writing, plus characters I'll write for and all that good stuff! have a great day, and hopefully a good time reading<3

yes's :

fluff (ya know, the casual cuddling, long talks, vents, rants, everything like that! per say, a character vented to another character and they cuddled afterward. that would be considered fluff under my page :]])

angst (i feel like everyone already knows what this is, and i also feel like it would be the same on everyones' pages, but ya know, just in case! per say a character death, someone cries into someone else's arms, a break-up, arguements. stuff like that is considered angst on my page!)

smut/nsfw (do i really have to explain this...)

slight smut/slight nsfw (nothing too serious, not an actual smut fic, but if characters made out in it or some serious fucking tension (or something sexual was implied), that would be a reason why one of my posts would have slight smut/slight nsfw on it!)

kinky shit (smut/nsfw but bring it to a wayyyyyyyyy bigger level. BY THE WAY. i will always put a warning and all of the kink/turn ons that will be in my nsfw posts before the actual fic!!)

i will write custom ships, depending on the characters ages and if the ship is actually appropriate

i will be taking submissions/requests (like i said for custom ships, if its an appropriate request. pls don't request bad stuff lmao.)

honestly, this all depends on how frisky im feeling, but i most likely, probably will write x reader stories/one shots. its a maybe. (maybe most likely means yes)

here are yes's for the type of people i want on my page

criminal minds fans

the matrix fans (I LOVE U ALL)

supernatural fans (if u ship wincest i hope you fall into a cliff)

monster drinkers

people who edit (omg same bestie)

people who can actually handle jokes 😇

arctic monkey fans

lgbtqia+ community (ilyasm hello fellow lgbees)

life is strange fans (PLEASE INTERACT ILY ALL SM)

mcu fans (y'all are one of my favs ily)

PEOPLE WHO PLAY GENSHIN IMPACT ‼️‼️

bookworms 💕

SALLY FACE FANS. (hand in marriage rn)

MCU fans

AND MORE BUT THIS IS ALL I CAN THINK OF FOR NOW!!

character's i will write for :)

neo (the matrix)

trinity (the matrix)

bugs (the matrix)

niobe (the matrix)

finn (the 100)

bellamy (the 100)

octavia (the 100)

sam (supernatural)

dean (supernatural)

ryan (life is strange: true colors)

chloe (life is strange)

max (life is strange)

alex (life is strange: true colors)

rachel (life is strange: before the storm)

steph (life is strange: before the storm/life is strange: true colors (plus wavelengths))

warren [this is a maybe,....] (life is strange)

spencer reid (criminal minds)

aaron hotchner (criminal minds)

derek morgan (criminal minds)

emily prentiss (criminal minds)

JJ (criminal minds)

kaeya (genshin impact)

diluc (genshin impact)

aether (genshin impact)

[possibly] lumine (genshin impact)

rosaria (genshin impact)

lisa (genshin impact)

xiao (genshin impact)

zhongli (genshin impact)

tartaglia/childe (genshin impact)

venti (genshin impact)

kazuha (genshin impact)

AND!!! EVEN MORE,

HELLO HI SO,,,,, it is literally 3 am rn so my brain is not working at all, i will do way more characters than this, i just can't think of any off of the top of my head (spare me the embarrassment) so yeah! and depending on the circumstances, I'll even write for characters that arent on here. or on the no list! all you have to do is request and ill see,,, eventually........ /j

before the no's, here's my writing style!

so, for any people wondering, yes i do write correctly whenever im writing a fic. i do capatalize my i's and capatalize the first letter of every sentence, plus names (sometimes, unless its just not a very serious fic or oneshot then i wont pls no bullying xoxo). i just don't do all of that when im not writing, and sometimes i even do it by accident because its imprinted in my brain to write grammatically correctly. so, let me write a little paragraph about some random crap and show you guys that im not as horrible of a writer as i seem !

emily had never seen hotch in such a vulnerable state like this, holding onto lexi's cheek while she was in his lap as his tears fell onto her almost lifeless body. but before lexi could protest about how it was definitely a girl, the medics arrived in the room and took a look at her wounds before taking her out to the ambulance, hotch of course following with and going in the ambulance with her.

YEAH HELLO IM BACK YOOOOOO,,,, that was a little thing i wrote with my oc. so i only write in third person (most of the time) and that is because writing in second or first person is super hard for me?? with the amount of y/n stories i read it should be easy, but i guess not.

obviously when i have actual inspiration i will write probably 10x better than usual, whenever i dont have motivation or inspiration it feels like all my writiny abilities fall into a void (REAL, NOT CLICKBAIT)

and now...

no's :

i honestly only need a paragraph or two for the no's so

i wont write anything sexual for any type of incest or underaged characters, i wont write anything that actually disgusts me in general, and the basic no's. i wont write for certain characters in movies, shows, or video games because i either dont like to, havent seen the show/movie or havent played the game, or i just dont know how to write out that characters personality. i hope you guys understand!!

THANK YOU FOR LISTENING AND READING THIS FAR!! this will be pinned on my page for anyone who decides to request me and wonders what my yes and no's are, so yeah :] xx

#genshintalks #genshin impact #my writing #reading #wrensrants #romance #poetry #genshin smut #love poem #introduction #my fic #wrensemptydiary #enjoy xoxo #yes and no #pinned post #tumblr fyp #shitpost #wrens rants

[cabeswater]

being scared to put my name in my bio when it’s the same as one of my mutuals bc what if they think i copied them

#spiritual successor to that other post #also a joke.. u probably know who u are bestie and ily #mine

[anonymous-eggy]

I also asked jadeee this but what would u think nickys reaction to MC being a cop in their world??

I’m sorry for taking a while to answer this (I had it done a while ago, but I wanted to make sure it was good)!

here’s the best part about asking multiple people: you get twice the content out of it, so smart move!

(remember to check my hc rules before requesting!)

Listen, no matter what ending you got, everyone knows he really hates the system cops obey. But for you? He already said he was willing to make an exception for you when he first met you.

Lets assume that by this point you’re mentioning it after you’ve gotten married (For my own convenience, I’m so sorry)

He’s thinking the system must’ve gotten better.

Nick’s gonna want to know what kind of cop you were. Was the system any better where you were from? What about it was so appealing to you? What were your priorities as a police officer? Why?

When you give a good-intentioned answer and explain the ups and downs of the modern system, he understands and asks if you would be a cop again if you were given the chance.

If you say no, he would probably be glad. That system, especially in the 1920s, is terrible.

Whatever your reasoning is, he understands and will listen to you.

If you say yes, he’ll support you. You could be a guy on the inside (if you got the NY ending) while keeping the city safe. It would certainly have its perks.

Also come on. Ex-mob boss x cop? That would make for the funniest dynamic between you two

You pull over Nicky and stroll over to his car. “Mr. Valentino, obeying the law on this fine day? I sure hope that drink you’ve got in that glass is juice.”

“If I say it is, will I be free to go? Or do you need to taste test it, darling? Also might I say, you look absolutely stunning today”

“Flattery will get you nowhere except in my arms tonight, my love. I wouldn’t mind a taste though.”

“Good enough for me. You free on Saturday? I’d love to take you out for some dinner.”

“I might be free, but you might not. This is wine.”

“Ooooh nooo is it wine??? Shucks. I guess you’ll have to handcuff me…please use the soft ones, baby. These wrists are delicate.”

“Oh my goodness, cram it, Nicholas-”

PLEASE IT WOULD BE SO FUNNY

(for the NY ending) I could imagine everyone else being a bit put off by it, though. A mob consigliere who is also a cop? You can see how that may unnerve some gangsters.

Honestly, being a cop and being part of the mob is like being part of two separate gangs...

The more I think about it...the more I think it’s best if you don’t become a cop again in the NY ending…

The Hollywood ending would just be Chris cracking jokes at Nicky for falling for a cop

No matter which ending, the two of you would put in a lot of work towards reforming the system, since Nicky has the money and influence.

If you don’t want to be a cop because of the system but still want to protect the people, don’t you worry, he’ll help you find the perfect job.

Okay, honestly this was a struggle for me because I don’t think I’ve had many good experiences with cops, so that’s why this took so long 😬 I hope it was good enough, though.

Thank you so much for requesting this, Ily bestie! 💞💞

#fictif nicky #fictif nicky valentino #fictif two against the world #fictif nix hydra #fictif tatw #nicky valentino fictif #nicky fictif #fictif nicky headcanons #madebyeggy #fictif headcanon

[sunasbabie]

can i start a game? — name the five people closest to you on this app and one small thing about them (or something u love about them!) and five people you wanna get closer to and one assumption of you have of them (or one small thing you like about them!) ty if you join 🥺

wait omg i love this but i hae im not close to a lot of my mutuals but i’ll do the ones i talk to the most

5 people im closest to

@it9chi bestie so funny with her rants on ig like i always giggle, and i love the shit she sends me on tiktok almost everyday :)) bestie i’ve been busy so i havent been replying as much but i see them vjsdsd ily <3

@tetsusaki milaa omg i love her so much she’s so funny and just genuine overall,, i love it when she talks about her selfships <3 i love how her and i just clicked when we started talking on here granted we don’t talk a lot just some basic stuff but i enjoy talking to her so much

@ats4mu my gaga bestie omg no fr though i love jae we literally just vibe so much, probably bcos we have the same humour, i remember our first interaction we weren’t mutuals back then but she reblogged one of my posts and in the tags she was like “i hope the person who wrote this doesn’t see the tags cause it’s so messy” or something like that and i sent her an ask saying i saw the tags lmaooo

@tsumue runa my love ahhh she’s sooo sweet and i love her so much, i love how she just drops by my inbox and calls me a simp sdjvosf but i also love how comfortable i feel when i talk to her, she’s so easy going and we’re just both lowkey horny for 2d men </3

@velvetfireworks ik me and rach dont talk a lot but i’d consider her as one of my closest friends, rach is sooooo freaking nice like no joke i love her and her writing and how we simp for the same characters

5 people i wanna get close/r to

@hvnlydmn ains she’s def super nice and funny!!!

@churochuu chuu super kalog i just know it

@amourdite hot and dangerous

@michaki kinda crazy in a good way (our love for eren 😩)

@kenmasbb tia damn she’s wild no doubt

#chloe's inbox #chloe's anons #i have a lot more mutuals but i suck a reaching out #just know i love u and i see u

[crungusgrungus]

ahhh character ask thign! zetsu, rock lee, konan, kakuzu (u can break it up in2 different posts if u wish)

fuck yeah lamo

zetsu

favorite thing about them

it’s a tie between the plant theme and the two ppl in one body theme. i like plants so thats just bias, and i think it’s kinda funny how they put the big bad and the dumdum fool in the same character.

least favorite thing about them

KISHI LET MY MAN FLOP. YOU DON’T HAVE TO DRAW HIM UGLY ON PURPOSE. SMH.

favorite line

I don’t know for certain if this is the exact translation, but in the old subbed shippuden, the samurai captain asked “2B” and he replied “to be ,.,,or not to be???” but it was a password and the captain killed him but anyways dumbass king ily.

brOTP

Tobi/Obito. I will always stand by them being besties ever since the cave episode. I have so much to say about the potential antics that never occurred but like, you tell me. A wrinkly evil ancestor man, some kid going through puberty, and 2 plant aliens. That’s low budget dreamworks kids movie material.

OTP

Tbh i’ve asked myself this but i still don’t know lmao. I almost never really ship stuff hh.

nOTP

i’ve seen a lot of gaara x zetsu stuff before for some reason and thats kinda weird,.thats really messed just like,.,,from an age gap stand point

random headcanon

i draw him like this usually but like,.,.,he’s gotta eat somehow and white zetsus got wack flat teeth can’t bite so black zetsus side of the mouth is like a fuckin bear trap, he just shrinks the goop over his teeth most of the time.

unpopular opinion

well,.,.i mean,.,.liking zetsu is unpopular enough already,.,.,,.saying dumb shit like zetsu is pretty,.,..,.,.mega unpopular

song i associate with them

hm,,,the two tones of Dunk On Me by blood cultures

favorite picture of them

small. at peace.

he is baby boy.

rock lee:

favorite thing about them

I like how different he was from all the other characters, like, both in visual design and development. Also he’s based off Bruce Lee which was the first thing I noticed when I saw him and I was like to my sibling “yeah that guys gonna win.”

least favorite thing about them

Nothing?? Idk. I can’t really think of much.

favorite line

The ‘Stronger than the me of yesterday’ line :D

brOTP

Sakura!! Strong as heck squad!! I wish there was more interaction with them after the chunin exams and stuff. They’d def have insane workouts together.

Also the rest of Team Gai, of course.

OTP

I think Lee and Gaara is pretty cute, also Lee and Neji. But at the same time consider Lee, Neji and Tenten poly.

nOTP

Uhhhhhh i’m not sure??

random headcanon

Good cook rock lee!! He eats well!! He makes good food!! It’s always really spicy though!!

unpopular opinion

I don’t know if I have enough opinions of Rock Lee for this one :P

song i associate with them

hh for whatever reason it’s this old cantonese cover cjnkoijsd

favorite picture of them

owo

konan:

favorite thing about them

her jutsu is like,.,.maximum aesthetic. it’s literally so pretty like imagine being this cool.

pretty sure whomever invented jutsus had just this in mind for their invention, all that other stuff was unintentional

least favorite thing about them

i refuse to believe konan died in that fight with obito. i refuse.

favorite line

no specific quote but i think its neat how she uses flower metaphors a lot :P also when she said “600 000 000 000 paper bombs. I do plan on killing you”

brOTP

Feel like she could get along w/ Itachi for some reason?? They’re both kinda quiet and soft spoken before being roped into doing bad stuff because of their relationships. Feel like they could relate to each other.

Also Kisame maybe, this one I can’t really explain but I feel like they could be good friends.

I’ve joked about sasori and konan becoming the friends that are besties after initially hating each other, but that was more in my au

OTP

Once again,.,.i don’t know

nOTP

I don’t really like Konan x Obito tbh. I don’t understand it. Don’t really get the hype over Konan x Hidan or Konan x Pein either

random headcanon

Konan gardens!! Feel like she has a secret garden hidden in Ame somewhere w/ roses and lilies and those creeper vines and a pond w/ some koi fish and and

unpopular opinion

A lot of folks think Konans the mom friend, but that doesn’t really make sense to me?? She’s only ever sorta nice to Nagato, who’s like,.,the closest half alive person to her. U might get some gruff kindness, and thats like, ,.kinda it.

song i associate with them

Hhh I Saw An Angel

favorite picture of them

kakuzu:

favorite thing about them

once again, cool jutsu and aesthetic. also hes kinda a more realistic villain, or at leadg more understandable from our world perspective - doing bad things for money

least favorite thing about them

why’d he die so soon like,.,.,they had so much buildup and he seemed really powerful but he got dunked on by narutos rasenshuriken in 2 tries like,., it didn’t make sense. definitely wish there was more exposition on kakuzus backstory too, although i haven’t watched the creation of the akatsuki

favorite line

“even hell runs on money”

brOTP

pein kakuzu and konan taking care important shit (pein runs the akatsuki, kakuzu manages finances, konan runs ame lets be real all pein does in there is talk abt his god complex), so i propose: old soul friends who bond over being tired as fuck.

also kakuzu and sasori, because both their partners are annoying, and they initally bond over that before realizing they are each others long lost platonic soulmate and that their grouchy personalities and irritability were made for each other.

i was,,.,only half joking there but i just realized this is very probable.

OTP

eh, not really. he seems kinda like he might not be comfortable or ready for that after the stuff he’s been through.

nOTP

once more, i don’t really know :P

random headcanon

konans not the mom friend, and kakuzu isn’t totally the mom friend either, but he has grandpa vibes. probably knits.

oh wait fuck never mentioned in hidans, but trans immortal kakuzu and hidan of course.

unpopular opinion

as with lees, i don’t know if i have enough opinions for this. maybe the brOTP’s lmao. never really seen content of them.

song i associate with them

Dead Inside by Younger Hunger :P kinda cliche though.

favorite picture of them

this particular part was rlly cool

#zetsu #rock lee #konan #kakuzu #ask game #thank u for asking aa