#alt: ‘a teenager?’ ‘claws out’ ‘CAT NOIR the teenager!?’

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crossover au concept: doofenshmirtz goes to france and teams up with hawkmoth as “the local villain”. he puts a self destruct button on the elevator (bc ofc he does). when it inevitably gets pressed and reveals everything adrien looks down at them in shock and doof’s like

“wait wait wait. your son doesn’t know??”

“…there was never a good time to tell him—“

“you spend all day in here! when do you spend time with him!”

“he’ll understand when he gets his mother back”

“you’re saying you left your mourning son alone for the past year!? i get we’re evil but that’s just cruel!”

“you wouldn’t understand—“

“you’re right! i don’t! my daughter takes full priority over my villainy!”

“but i can’t rest until i get her back”

“…you really need to find a better work/life balance, sheesh”

#miraculous ladybug #ml #mlb #ml au #hawkmoth #gabriel agreste #adrien agreste #pnf #phineas and ferb #dr doofenshmirtz #random thoughts #this was prompted by a conversation with my sister about how pnf crossovers make everything better #‘wow hawkmoth why do you get two animal secret agents fighting you?’ #alt: ‘a teenager?’ ‘claws out’ ‘CAT NOIR the teenager!?’ #perry helps defeat hawkmoth also #at the end of the episode ladybug drops perry off back at his house #‘i found your pet’ ‘oh there you are perry’