#am i kinkshaming

[inf3ct3dd]

“stepsister/stepdad x reader”

#sisi is genuinely concerned #WHAT IS WRONG W YALL #i just. #what! #oh thats not… #why are y’all fantasizing about INCEST #am i a kinkshamer? #well yes!

[bunnakit]

i just watched a man

give another man a blowjob through a bag of popcorn

and then snowball the cum popcorn

genuinely whatever you're into is your business and that's great, i support you in doing whatever makes you happy as long as it's safe and consensual

but there are things in this show that my asexual self will never forget

#playboyy #playboyy the series #genuinely i am not kinkshaming #i am just #processing

[triviareads]

Imagine offering to help your ex hunt down his nudes that could potentially prevent him from being PM, but then when you find the nudes, you don't hand them over. Nooooo you paste them in your SCRAPBOOK devoted entirely to him and labeled your favorite blackmail nude "the best".

#i am now reading the duke's perfect wife by jennifer ashley #ok but for all that hart is perpetually kinkshaming himself #eleanor is kind of the real freak here #i say this with respect #jennifer ashley #historical romance #romance novels

[dethharmonic]

very slowly rewatching the series before I watch AOTD and the Birthdayface episode reminded me of something I blocked out lmao

#metalocalypse #william murderface #listen i'm not kinkshaming but i am kinkHUHing kinkyoudoyouiguess kinkraisingmyeyebrow

[homoeroticgrappling]

Darby sharing on his instagram story a clip of his Everest going away party, where people are attempting to ride a mechanical bull while wearing a shock collar

That motherfucker gets called a puppy on live television and plays with shock collars for fun as if that doesn't sound like something out of a kinktober fic?

#I am not kinkshaming darby allin but #literally what is wrong with him #nothing says going away party like getting zapped with high voltage low amp electricity #such a little freak (affectionate)

[goddessbustier]

#arataki itto #genshin impact #itto #i am not kinkshaming y'all dw the dick jokes are funny

[mistspinner]

my prediction for sandman fandom is that the internet is going to babygirlify the corinthian. “my poor little meow meow” for a literal serial killer with teeth for eyes. there’s already at least one fancam. the actor has described him as “kinky”

#sandman #the corinthian #neil gaiman #I do love his character arc from completely irredeemable psychopath to the team’s pet psychopath #I’m not kinkshaming anyone but I am concerned about many people’s taste in men

[eddiethehunted]

please can i go into a gen fandom tag and not see character x reader cream pie daddy kink skirt kink virginity kink dom sub undertones spanking choking throat fucking bondage spitting smut. please i just wanted to see some little guys being friends and hanging out

#i am not kinkshaming btw i just wish i could go into gen tags and see gen content! #i wish when i looked up [insert fandom tag] there wasn’t one of these in the first 3 results like every time #i will LOOK for nasty gross disgusting smut and i will have an excellent time #but i wish it only showed up when i’m looking for it. #not when i’m like ‘gee i’d love to see some gifs of not ship related stranger things stuff!!!!’

[blmpff]

okay no there had to have been multiple ~Shadow~ creatures, because I refuse to believe that that:

is all that (monsterfucker show or not):

reeaallyy?

#u do u dan who am i to kinkshame #but it just doesnt feel right for the Lake Creature to be all of those shadows you know? #did they have multiple ideas and decide to just roll with all of them without any proper explanation? #the shadow the series #blmpff

[doctor-octiddius]

i can forgive julian for so many things, but i cannot forgive him being a foot liker

like if i would've been there instead of miles when he admitted to it, i would've broken down laughing, crying, praying that i won't die just for the sake of never letting julian live that down

i would not let that man speak a single word without everyone knowing he likes feet

#i am not a kinkshamer or anything like that #i just hate julian #i am julian bashirs nr 1 fan and hater #i am not his nr 1 fan #i am not his nr 1 hater #BUT i am his nr 1 fan and hater #i want to stomp him into the ground and then give him a passionate gay kiss on the lips #i can't stand him #julian bashir #miles o'brien #ds9 #deep space 9 #deep space nine #star trek #star trek ds9 #star trek deep space 9 #star trek deep space nine #st ds9

[rosesandashs-blog]

Pro shippers are so funny they’ll be like “antis are literally delusional” and I just have to giggle, chuckle to myself at the idea of someone who consumes or supports pedophilic content calling me delusional. They’ll always say we’re not “attuned to reality” , like buddy I don’t know what to tell you, but I’m pretty sure I’m not the one who needs to be 60 feet away from schools unless I want the cops called on me. Another funny thing abt pro shippers is that they think I hate all kinds of problematic works. Like no, I hate problematic works that romanticize the things that happen. You can write about pedophilia, incest, etc without making it weird. You really can. But that’s not what being a proshipper is. Being a proshipper just means “hey romanticize the problematic thing” and it’s very damaging for young ppl on the internet to see that kind of stuff being portrayed in a positive light. Anyways that’s just my “rant” for today. Except I’ll be making another one LMAO

#i can already hear them #they’ll say I’m a minor #or that they’re coping #or I’m kinkshaming #anti proshitter #anti proship #i am a proud anti #MERICA !!! #proshipper #LMAO I just like to put my two cents into convos #i feel like the pro ship community rlly used to be smth good #it was like #ship whatever rare pair u like #don’t be ashamed! #now #it’s more like #who wants to see me put this child and adult together #and if u don’t like it #ur a snowflake

[morganpdf]

not 2 be cringe or whatever but i think i may actually have to start blocking/asking mutuals to trigger tag pregnancy in a fetish sense

#morgan.pdf #its always been a weird squick that borders on irrational fear in relation to myself due to (religion) and (transgender) #and like im not kinkshaming or anything like i get the appeal of [redacted] but the minute pregnancy is mentioned . well. the anxiety #ive sort of been like nah it doesnt really matter but now that 'get [x] pregnant' is essentially just a meme at this point #im just like ACK ACK ACK noo. nope. #not me being a hater or anything either i get it & am also h*rny on the internet all the time #this is just a Thing for me </3

[hunting-songs]

Tagged By: A little bird! Tagging: @skarletchains @bewitchingbaker @gyofukuki @uzumakiuser @jxgi @thaneirstaer @rake-rake @distortedkilling @swxpped @muddsludge @curseisms @zealctry @saiakv @huntcrpcdia ...and YOU!

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HOW TO: USING ONLY SONGS FROM ONE ARTIST, CLEVERLY ANSWER THESE NINE QUESTIONS AND THEN TAG 10 PEOPLE.

WHATS YOUR GENDER. "Henkersbraut" By Subway to Sally Kein Myrtenkranz im schwarzen Haar Kein Schleier und kein Traualtar Kein Priester für das Ritual Der Brautigam verfemt und kahl Er nennt sie leis sein kleines Weib Und mustert ihren dürren Leib Die Gasteschar im Lumpenkleid Drängt sich um sie und lacht und schreit No Flowers in her hair No veil and no weddingaltar No father for the ritual The groom is a stranger and calvous He calls her quiet (soft); his (sweet) little wife and eyes her sick body The guests in rags dance around her and laugh and scream.

DESCRIBE YOURSELF. "Wechselbalg" By ASP Das Innerste geäußert Und aufs Äußerste verinnerlicht Ein Wechselbalg Die Welt getauscht The innermost exposed and to the utmost internalized A changeling Switched the world

HOW DO YOU FEEL? "Spiel des Lebens" By Ignis Fatuui. Ein Spiel, das jeder von uns kennt, bei dem es keine Regeln gibt. Ein jeder ist hier Spielfigur und jede Runde endet nur mit einem Ziel, es ist kein Sieg. Weil jeder von uns fliegt. Es geht um Leben oder Tod, (Wo-o-o-o) bei diesem Spiel, das "unser Leben" heißt. Auf uns wartet nur der Tod. (Wo-o-o-o) Nimm diesen Tanz, als wenn es dein letzter wär.

A game everybody of us knows, without rules Everybody is the token here and every round just ends- With a finish. It's never a victory, because everyone of us drops out of the game It's about life or death (Wo-o-o-o) In this game that's called our life Only death is waiting for us (Wo-o-o-o) So take this dance as if it is your last one.

IF YOU COULD GO ANYWHERE, WHERE WOULD YOU GO? "Wieder unterwegs" By Saltatio Mortis. Wir ziehen weiter, immer weiter Bis der Mond die Sonne verführt Bis der Himmel die Erde berührt Immer weiter, immer weiter Bis der Mond die Sonne verführt Zu dem Orte wo der Himmel die Erde berührt Mein Ohr vernimmt Mir unbekannte Sprachen Ergibt sich schnell Der fremden Melodie Ich singe laut Noch nie gesung'ne Lieder Im Schein des Feuers Und vergesse nie

We move on, further and further Until the moon seduces the sun Until where the sky Touches the earth On and on, on and on Until the moon seduces the sun To that place Where the sky touches the earth My ear hears Languages unknown to me Surrenders quickly to The foreign melody I sing loudly Songs never sung before In the light of the fire And never forget

DESCRIBE YOUR FAMILY. "Julia und die Räuber" By Subway to Sally. Blut, Blut Räuber saufen Blut Raub und Mord und Überfall sind gut Hoch vom Galgen klingt es, Hoch vom Galgen klingt es, Raub und Mord und Überfall sind gut Blood, blood, bandits drink blood Robbery and murder and ambushing are good High from the gallows it rings High from the gallows it rings Robbery and murder and ambushing are good

YOUR BEST FRIEND. "Orpheus" By Saltatio Mortis Sing für mich, Orpheus Wir hatten Kein Glück Du wandelst ins Leben Doch ich bleib' Zurück Und wenn deine Stimme Nie mehr für mich singt Werd' ich erfahr'n wie laut Stille klingt Sing for me, Orpheus We had no luck. You walk back into life. But I stay back here (with the dead) And when your voice Never sings for me again I will finally know how loud silence sounds. YOUR HOBBY. "Tanz auf dem Vulkan" By Subway to Sally. Du musst tanzen, in der Asche bis zum allerletzten Tanz, tanze Krater in den Boden und zertanz die Schuhe ganz! Tanze, tanze über Tiefen, denn wer tanzen kann der lebt, und du spürst die Erde, wie sie wogt und bebt. Dreh dich ewiglich, tanz und dreh dich, spring und dreh dich, beim wilden Tanz auf dem Vulkan. You must dance in the ashes until the very last dance Dance craters into the ground and completely wear out your shoes by dancing. Dance, dance over depths for who can dance, lives And you feel the earth how it undulates and shakes. Turn eternally, Dance and turn, Jump and turn as you wildly Dance on the vulcan (Speak: dance with the devil= live dangerously and on the edge)

FAVOURITE TIME OF THE DAY? "Krötenliebe" By Subway to Sally. Als wir im Tümpel lagen, Im fauligen Morast, Brach über uns die Nacht herein. Dunkle Gestalten krochen Auf unser Lager zu Und stimmten in das Lied der Liebe ein. As we lay by the pond together, in the rotting morass, Night broke down upon us. Dark figures crawled towards our bed, and joined us in our lovesong.

DESCRIBE YOUR LIFE. "Tod und Teufel" By Saltatio Mortis. An einem trüben Winterabend Kroch die Kälte in mein Haus Umfasste mich mit klammen Fingern Und zog mich in den Schnee hinaus Vor meinem Haus standen zwei Reiter Die Mäntel waren schwarz und rot In rot gekleidet ritt der Teufel Ganz in schwarz Gevatter Tod Die Sonne floh hinter die Berge Da fing der Tod zu reden an: "Dein Leben geht zur Neige Sag mir hast du's recht getan?" Der Teufel sprang von seinem Rappen In seiner Hand ein Pergament Dann trug er vor, ich sei ein Spielmann Sei ein sündhaft Element In diesem Spiel gibts kein zurück In deiner Uhr verrinnt der Sand Nimm deine Würfel in die Hand Nimm deine Würfel in die Hand Doch nach alter Spielmannssitte Ist es Recht und ist es Brauch Zu würfeln um sein Lasterleben Verwetten seinen Lebenshauch Der Teufel wirft die erste Runde Dreimal sechs wie's ihm gebührt Ich werfe bleich die Knochenwürfel Als mich des Todes Hand berührt Die Würfel harren auf der Kante Gehalten von des Todes Blick Er lächelt in des Teufels Fratze Und spricht: "Das war ein übler Trick" Da mich der Teufel wollt betrügen Bekomme ich noch etwas Zeit Den Tod zu täuschen ist ein Frevel Denn Tod heißt auch Gerechtigkeit Das Leben is ein Würfelspiel Und deine Seele ist das Pfand Die Regeln kennen brauchst du nicht Nimm deine Würfel in die Hand Nimm deine Würfel in die Hand

On a dim winter evening Coldness crept into my house Grasped me with clammy fingers And dragged me out into the snow In front of my house two riders where standing The coats where black and red Dressed in red was the devil Completely in black godfather death The sun fled to hide behind the mountains Then death started talking: "Your life is running short Tell me, have you done it right" Devil jumped off of his black horse Holding a pergament in his hand He declaimed I'd be a minstrel (I'd) be a sinful beeing But following the old custom of mistrels It's law and it's convention To gamble for ones life of vice (And to) bet ones breath of life Devil throws the first round Three times six like it's due to him Pale I'm throwing the bony dices As death's hand touches me Helt by the gaze of death He smiles into the grim mien of the devil And says: "That was a foul trick" Because the devil wanted to fool me I get a bit more time To cheat death is a sacrilege Since death also means justice Life is a game of dice And your soul is the pledge You don't need to know the rules Grab your dices with your hand RELATIONSHIP STATUS. "Spielmannsschwur" By Saltatio Mortis. Der Strick, der uns bindet, Ist noch nicht geflochten, Der Knecht, der uns mordet, Hat noch nicht gefochten. Die Frau, die uns hält, Ist noch nicht geborn, Das haben alle Spielleut' geschworn. Wir sind wie der Wind, Man sperrt uns nicht ein, Kein Knast kann uns halten, Drum schenkt nochmal ein, Wir sind geboren, um Spielmann zu sein. The Noose that will hang us, had yet not been braided, The servant that will murder us had yet not fought (with a sword). The woman that wil hold us (in her arms) is yet not born, Thats what every bard had sworn. We are like the wind, you can not catch us, No prison can hold us in, so fill our cups up again, we are born to be minstrels.

#you know what? German medieval metal upon ya! #because the time I read hxh for the first time was when I was headbanging to those bands #I mean I STILL do #Saltatio Mortis AINT RAISED A QUITTER #'desribe your family' uhhhhhhh.....theres a reason why senritsu WOULD NOT DO THAT. #also over a decade old Krötenliebe is still such a banger #for a song thats just about outdoor sex #....which...I mean I am old and thats my back speaking but looking at those lyrics realistically having a quickie in cold mud is not sexy #at all #I AM NOT KINKSHAMING THE SONGWRITERS BUT THAT STILL SOUNDS VERY UNCOMFORTABLE #hunting songs: headcanon #hunting-songs

[bloodyarn]

So this is what Mystra finds hot huh

#I am not one to kinkshame #but Mystra you could do better :/ #this is bad ending Babs btw #if you talk her into finish the ritual and the transformation #similar to Astarion's ascended ending she won't be classic Babsi #it is hard to draw a not so old hag man #✂ ˚ artisan stitches ˚⠀⠀/ art .

[gwinaifen]

what kind of demon even asks a fic involving scat or watersport

#not kinkshaming but... i am. #smh #angel's rants #angel's rambles

[makerofmadness]

*I search Bird Up on tumblr

*I see people show attraction to the funny red man

*I leave Bird Up on tumblr

#bird up #garten of banban #istg if this genuinely becomes a hyperfixation for me I will finally release myself from the shackles of cringe culture #also don't worry community whoever you are I am not here to kinkshame I'm just making a silly post