#and b) that fucking bastard mitch

[avengedbiologist]

I'm drawing some lame stuff for GA day and man,,, talk about catfish 💀

#idk how else to draw him man someone bully me in to drawing him right #gerry Anderson #supercar #i hope no one wants to watch this show cause of my art #a) cause jumpscare #and b) that fucking bastard mitch #mitch the monkey is the worst anderson character #fight me on it

[marmie-noir]

Rainbows, Sunshine, and Bruised Knuckles

Tw: Assault behavior from a patron, leading to bruising.

I could distinctly remember my mom standing on the front porch, watching the cops arresting my father, his chest and face pressed up against the hood of the car, spitting blood and insults at the men in uniform taking in him for what felt like the hundredth time. I had been seven and still remembered her words whispered between cigarette smoke and running her long blood red nails through my hair as I clung to her leg watching the scene unfold. “All good things have some bad in them, baby. Life ain’t all rainbows and sunshine.” 

Now, normally I wouldn’t let myself fall into that bad habit of always finding the negatives. I was a silver lining kind of girl, had to be to survive the shit I’d seen. I liked to find the rainbows, the shimmers of good and happiness in even the shittiest situation. 

It was hard to do that with a man’s large hand on my ass, fingertips pressing under the short hem of the shorts I had worn into the bar today, digging in to the point I cried out half in surprise and half in pain. He was big, larger with a bald head and a short white beard, beady black eyes looking up at me as if expecting me to just accept what he was doing to me. 

There was a crash, full glasses of beer falling to the ground and shattering, my feet wet and cold immediately as I tried to pull myself away, unthinkingly now slamming the empty tray into the back of this jackasses head. It only made him tighten his grip, grabbing my ass so hard it hurt. “You fucking bi-” “What the fuck is this?” The deep voice made me look back, a shiver racing up my spine when I caught Mitch’s expression. If looks could kill the asshole who still had his hand on me would be six feet under. Without waiting for a response Mitch had an arm around my middle, the other gripping the bastard’s wrist and twisting, causing him to cry out as I was pulled behind Mitch as he intentionally put himself between me and the threat. 

Glass crunched under Mitch’s boot where he stepped closer to the asshole who was now cradling his wrist against his chest. I couldn’t see Mitch’s face but I saw his tensed shoulders as he leaned down to speak in a low, hard voice. “Who said you could touch her? You think that is acceptable in my bar? To touch my employees like that? A girl just tryna afford life out here?” Before he could answer Mitch had the man pulled out of the booth and was dragging him towards the door. I stepped forward, intending to follow, to not let Mitch get himself in trouble over some asshole. “You stay inside.” He ordered me, looking at me with a fire in those blue eyes I’d never seen before. It made me stop, arms falling to my side, brows knitting together as he pushed the man out of the bar and followed right behind. 

There was some silence before people started chattering once more. I stood there for a few moments unsure what to do before one of the other servers, a nice redhead named Ann, walked over with a soft smile. “I’ll clean this up honey, why don’t you go sit down for a little bit?” She asked, voice sweet as sugar as she gave my lower back a little push towards the bar. I nodded, unsure what else to do, walking over to where Pops was sitting at his usual spot. 

I plopped into the seat next to him, looking down at the bar top with a small frown, sliding my trusty tray on the wooden surface before me. My feet were wet, it was uncomfortable, the beer soaked into my socks and shoes. I scrunched my nose slightly, thinking of how sticky it was going to get. 

Looking up I saw Mitch wasn’t behind the bar and my mind reminded me he was outside with that larger man. I went to spin, to hop off, when Pops’ warm hand landed on my shoulder. 

“Let that boy handle this.” He said, quiet but firm. “Raised him right. He can fight.” 

Pops looked at me before giving me a small nod, those same blue eyes a bit less bright but still aware. With that he turned back to sipping on his beer, releasing me as he watched whatever sport was playing on the tv. I didn’t know what to say so I didn’t say anything, just nodding before looking down at my lap. 

The back of my thigh hurt, and I was sure I was going to have a bit of a bruise. Sitting on the stool wasn’t exactly comfortable either but I stayed there, waiting for Mitch to come back, trying to get my thundering heart under control. 

I wasn’t sure how long he’d been gone but then a hand was on my shoulder, making me jump slightly and look over my shoulder. Mitch was there, looking no worse for wear, his own sky blue eyes scanning over my face. “C’mon.” He said, voice a little gruff as he released me and stepped away, heading towards his office in the back. 

I hopped off the stool, ignoring the squish of my shoes and went after him. He didn’t say anything, as expected, just opened the office door and let me step in first before following and closing the door. Once we were alone he sighed, turning to inspect my face once more before leaning back on his desk, hands gripping the desk on either side of him. He had bloody knuckles, something I hadn’t noticed, and I made a little noise in the back of my throat before stepping forward to grab at his left wrist to pull his hand up for inspection. 

“Mitch.” I scolded, unsure what exactly to say, not liking the idea of him being hurt for me. It felt… it felt like a lot. I wasn’t sure how else to put it, it was a little overwhelming to think a man would throw a punch for me. 

“He’s banned, he won’t be coming back. He got the message.” Mitch said, letting me fuss over him before pulling his hand back, instead grabbing mine to squeeze gently. “You okay? He grabbed you hard didn’t he?” 

I shifted on my feet, his thumb brushing against my knuckles distracting me from the roaring thoughts in my head. How good he looked, how he had been my literal hero, how he was being softer now. “I’ll be okay, a little sore but I’ve had worse.” I told him honestly, shrugging. 

He didn’t say anything for a few moments, analyzing my expression before his eyes drifted down to my feet. “Think I’ve got a pair of shoes you can use while we get these tossed in the washer in the back. Normally use it for towels but shoes won’t hurt it none.” He released my hand, pushing himself off the desk and past me towards a row of cubbies built into the wall next to the door to the hallway leading towards the bar. Some of the employees would put their stuff there during work, purses or clothes they wore in before changing. 

“Girl left these few months back and I don’t think she is comin’ back. Will they fit?” He asked, snatching a pair of white trainers from the bottom shelf and holding them out to me. I took one, checking the size and seeing it was only half a size above mine. 

“Yeah, they’ll do till mine are dry.” I said quietly, swallowing the lump forming in my throat. I was not going to cry over some grabby asshole, I hadn’t been lying when I said I’d survived worse. I blinked a few times, reaching for the other shoe before heading to perch on the edge of the couch in the corner of his office where his guitar also sat, leaning against the corner of it. I bent over, unlacing my shoes, focusing on the task instead of allowing myself to spiral. 

Drying my feet as best as I could on a spare towel I had tucked into my waistband and then slipping on the new shoes I finished lacing them up, wiggling my toes in the extra space, not really enjoying not having socks but making due for now. I finally glanced up to see Mitch watching me. He did that sometimes, watching me do things, as if trying to see beyond the simple task into my thoughts. 

“Thanks.” I said, tightening my shoulders, hitching my chin up with stubborn determination. I was not going to cry, especially not in front of Mitch. Not after he saved me like that. 

“Just had ‘em around.” He said with a small shrug, sliding his fingers into his pockets, looking casual as usual. 

“No, I didn’t mean the shoes. Well, not just the shoes.” I said, standing up and letting out a sigh before looking up at him with a little smile. “Thanks for saving me. My cowboy in shining armor.” His lips hitched up, a softness returning to his features that I hadn’t noticed was missing until it was back. He bent to scoop up my shoes, socks stuffed into them, his free hand reaching out to ruffle my hair. I huffed, leaning back with a wider smile, feeling a lot better for some reason. Or that is what I told myself, lying to even myself about what this man did to me without even really trying. 

“Stop, I take it back.” I said, fixing my hair, smoothing it back down as I rolled my eyes at him. 

He opened the office door and I paused, looking up at him for a moment. Instead of thanking him once more, something I wasn’t sure he’d accept anyway, I glanced down at his scabbing knuckles. “Better wash your hands, who knows what infestations live inside that guy.” “You got it, darlin’.” He said, voice low with a hint a teasing that had me walking out of the office to stop him from seeing the heat in my cheeks, shaking my head with a grin as I made my way back out to help Ann mop up the beer and get some new rounds for the tables they were supposed to go to. 

Read more Sunny and Mitch here

#fanfic #garrett hedlund fanfiction #mitch keller #mitch keller fanfiction #female oc #feelings #tulsa king #garrett hedlund

[cryptidofthekeys]

Friendo Chaaaaaaaase

Do you have a favourite piece of LOOOOOOORE for your OCs that you're itching to sharing with somebody?

<3 - Mitch

*STARING AT YOU INTENSELY*

Y E S- I mean, ahem, yes- yes I do- I am totally normal about my OCs and sonas and things- mhm,, anyways-

Uh it's hard for me to talk about one without hearing like a specific name involved (I have a LOT of OCs/Sonas Friendo Mitch gfjdkdfks)

But I can try to for this post- And ya know since Spooky Month has literally just latched onto me and wont let me go no matter where I try- I'll talk about CC, I WAS going to talk about Alan too but this post will already be too long but if ya want to really hear about Alan too u or someone can send an ask)

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(A keep reading bc this is going to be a long one, Friendo Mitch so prepare yourself!!! You and others betta prepare!!! Also edit: I realized you said Favorite piece of lore gjkfddkfjsd I apologize in advance for this clusterfuck of a post y'all are about to see)

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ALSO ALSO TWs: Mentions of Kidnapping, Drugging, Murder/Animal Murder, and Cannibalism (the lads WILL be the lads)

CC of course for starters because he is well, hes not the OG (I think a lot of people if they pay attention to my content would think CC's the og spooky month oc/sona of mine but nope, the FIRST SM Character I made was a pathetic wet cat of a man named Frederick but he has no lore, thats the point- anyways)

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CC is the one I use for selfshipping purposes most of the time,, hes- okay well hes oblivious to the danger HE could be in/has been in, he's a dumb luck dude who has survived by that ALONE, I feel kinda bad bc he has no like,, hes not related to anything canon in the spookyverse,, like hes got no part to play in the canon storyline in the long run-

So keep in mind this is all PURELY me, my canon gfhjdkdjfs

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The first one CC met of the bunch of stinky bastards was Dexter, unlike in canon- Dexter was found by CC in the dumpster, like he literally took a look at this perfectly in good condition and cute doll and said ...Aww, your cute- you're coming home with me! (Dumb idiot didn't even see the box had been stabbed with a knife so many times)

So he brought Dex home, got him cleaned up n stuff, completely unaware Dexter is sentient and ya know,, alive,, and he just goes about his night completely fucking oblivious to the doll trying to kill him (Btw, CC has three dogs, Cash, Winnie The Pooch, and Tootsie Roll)

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Dex when he couldn't get to CC ...Well, he is kinda,, not the greatest for animals but the moment CC saw this, he fucking slammed that tiny bitch against the wall like "OH H E L L NO, NOT M Y BABIES..." Instead of like ya know being normal and trying to throw Dex out, he tells Dexter to go let off some fucking steam and then come back when hes done so they can talk

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Dex is shocked and completely dumbfounded that CC tells him to come b a c k but because Dexter is genuinely a lil curious even tho he denied it, he does so- and comes back and CC lays down the law for Dexter, that if hes gonna be staying here, his dogs are OFF limits, you cant hurt his sons

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Dexter is completely at a loss and goes basically like WTF DO YOU MEAN IF IM GOING TO STAY HERE, WHY ARENT YOU KICKING ME OUT? WHY DONT YOU LIKE HATE ME,, OR FEAR ME OR SOMETHING- (oh btw I forgot to mention CC had called Dex a cute doll, cute, adorable, etc before this incident took place,, which is a big thing bc in canon peeps usually call him an ugly doll which ...he is but i love him)

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CC just shrugs at him and tells him that he likes him, he thinks hes kinda cute, he seems like good company when hes not angry n such and Dex just goes . . . . . . Alright, fine, deal- fhjgdkdgjfs and that's how CC acquires husband number u n o (I do have an AU where CC dates Dexter when hes not possessing that Happy Fella Doll, literally nothing special its just an AU where Dex is alive)

Dexter also felt guilty for how they first met for the longest time, apologizing and making it up to CC in the long run, hell even now he can get a little scared sometimes that he'll wind up losing control (even tho Bob and or Frank have both said they'll fucking punt him if he tries ...CC didn't approve of that...)

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CC has made Dexter his old exterminating outfit as well, he seen ADs and pictures of what Dex looked like before the doll possession (he has found that bit out,, I forgot gfhfjkdfgds he found that bit out and feels terrible for Dexter, the way he went and now that hes stuck in a body he'd rather not have)

So CC decided to sew up a lil present for Dexter, he made the old exterminating outfit and even his fucking bag to the best of his ability, when he showed Dexter that surprise, he literally fucking cried and hugged CC so much after that

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Next up, CC met Frank in quite possibly the dumbest way possible,, CC loves to stroll at night alone and he saw an ice cream truck in the distance, he got excited in hopes he'd get some late night sweets, and he knocked on the window ...When nobody answered he got curious, wondering if this was abandoned orrr not

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It's not... He goes inside only to discover Frank, literally... Well doing his stuff, the kidnapping thing- the druggin bit- ya know,, EITHER WAY- CC saw this, Frank looked back at him (them silly lil fnaf lookin ass eyes just wide as could be) CC was standing there before literally just blinking and being like ...wow,, your hot, and tall, and beefy anyways can I get some ice cream big guy???

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Frank deadpans at CC (HE SAYS THAT BTW, OUT LOUD, NO FILTER) and just literally blinks before grinning "Hehe... Sure..." CC's encounter with Frank was the most fucking tame one out of the bunch, Frank did question if CC was going to tell anyone bout this but CC just shook his head 'nah man, idc lol oop' and then Frank gave him a fucking ice cream, free of charge

...NOT- NOTHINGS IN IT BTW DONT WORRY GHJFKJGFHDFKS its legit just actual ice cream

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CC then wanders off after that but Frank p much comes back to chill and hang with CC ...He does have some major beef with Dexter when he sees him at first tho like ...YOU, YOUR THE ONE THAT BIT ME, YEAH AND YOUR THE ONE THAT PUNCHED ME (before they became buddies with one another, when CC was not around, they'd fuckin fight,, have a full on smackdown and then when CC was around they'd act like angels)

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After awhile of hanging out, I don't have specifics on how it happened actually, but there's husband number 2 for CC- and then finally,, the one you'll be a lil familiar with Friendo Mitch!! Its Bob time!!

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Sooo CC and the two lads, Frank n Dex went to Boys n Grills bc they h u n g y, Frank drove em of course in his van,, they got inside, immediately noticed CC has a fucking crush on the big guy and just INSTANTLY tease him about it (Btw if I haven't made it crystal clear, CC is Polyamorous)

CC gets a lil shy bc the boys are fucking teasing him over this and then they order food, CC orders just fries bc he cant eat burgers or his tummy hurty, Dexter doesn't eat bc well, hes a doll now- and Frank gets a burger

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After they ate, the two literally fucking let CC work his magic,, just being like you got this lil man,, before they just fucking left (...JUST BACK TO THE VAN HJGFKDJDGF T-THEY DIDNT LEAVE HIM A T BOYS AND GRILLS) and then CC was alone with Bob.

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Bob had been noticing CC was shy with him this entire time,, he had noticed it from the start and well all I'll say is the fucker didnt help matters- but also he thought CC was nervous about him which is why he decided to try scarin CC with some of his cannibal facts but CC is again a fucking dumbass

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He INSTANTLY lights up and takes out a notepad and goes "Tell me more!" he's interested in the facts bc well hes a horror writer and Bob is giving him some good pointers for that topic ...Bob actually gets a lil happy someone enjoys his facts for once but also weirded out bc wtf ur supposed to be scared? ...He tells him facts for a bit before CC says he has to go, that it was nice meeting him!

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Later that night... Bob in his true fashion had broken into CC's home bc I mean, if I haven't established it also yet,, I have picked the worst three to latch onto, they aren't good (...well to CC they are, I need to clarify btw, they are NOT mean or abusive or some weird shit to CC, they are genuinely loving, caring partners to him BUT!!! CC is not going to try and change them either, he loves them just for them, he's kinda,, mm I wanna say CC is morally grey if thats the right term to use,, bc he wont necessarily do anything bad ..Unless you hurt his dogs or husbands... but usually he's morally grey)

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ANYWAYS- Dexter heard it but he just thought it was one of CC's dogs messing around, bc he also heard some barking from the dogs, he knew Cash sometimes gets late night zoomies, but a few mins after CC gets up bc sometimes he cant sleep and just decides fuck it, imma head out-

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so CC heads into the kitchen to get himself some water and then encounters a big ol devil fella, breathing heavily and standing there in the kitchen, turning to face him, before Bob can even say a fact, CC waves with a polite smile "Oh hey Bob, what's up?" The man fucking looks shocked "...How'd ya know it was me?!"

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CC woulda chuckled at that and been like "The eyes, the smile, the heavy breathing" Bob gets a bit angry bc like ok how dare you not be fuckin scared of me I BROKE INTO YOUR HOUSE, I CAN LITERALLY COOK YOU IN YOUR OWN KITCHEN-

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CC isn't scared, he just says Bob is hot and then goes past him, giving him a pat on the cheek to get something to drink from the fridge, Bob is just,, steaming over there,, like wtf is wrong with this guy,, he has no idea he could be in literal danger rn- CC is just treating him so friendly, kindly, either way- CC offers Bob some candy by the end of this

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Bob just sighs, pinching the bridge of his nose before just taking the candy bowl in its entirety and just munching down with a grin- hes sitting at the table with CC whose drinking some milk while Dexter gets up and Frank does, they see CC sitting here with the fucking Devil Butcher himself

and they just scream "CC,, THATS THE GODDAMN CANNIBAL FROM THE NEWS, WTH ARE YOU DOING?" CC just shakes his head "It's fine, it's just Bob" and then Dexter and Frank realize "...wait shit fr?" Bob takes his mask off and just goes "Sup?"

...And so husband number three slowly gets required, not right off the bat btw,, CC didn't just automatically form a relationship fgjkdlgdjfsd thats not how it works

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A funny bit I had for CC meeting Bob lore was that Frank talked to Bob afterwards like "So your that cannibal, yeah?" Bob nods "Mhm, did ya enjoy your burger, big man?" Frank is drinking something and then pauses as he slowly turns to Bob "...What was in that burger?" Bob doesn't answer, he just grins and Frank just turns to him fully in fear "BOB, WHAT WAS IN MY FUCKING BURGER...?!"

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CC's 'lore' and this entire bit of 'lore' is literally just so fucking silly,, this is so OOC compared to literally ANYTHING canon but like I said,, CC was never made to go for any canonical spooky month storyline,, he was just made for one: My little selfshipper heart

The Silliest Lads get into all sorts of shenanigans behind the scenes,, I just have nothing posted about it vjklcfjhdfksld

now if you want something a BIT closer to any sort of canon bullshit in SM, well, if you or anyone else asks/sends another ask,, I'll talk about Alan next, he's got a storyline attached to Bob but its WAY MORE in character and canonical

I WILL WARN THO BEFOREHAND- Again,, that will also have cannibalism talk and its actually some pretty dark shit,, hes the angst OC I got,, hes been used for nothin but angst

@kayfabebabe

Also tagging you just in case bc I didn't type this up for tumblr just not to notify ya lmao,, thank you btw for asking Friendo Mitch!!! Ya got me all happy and just exhilarated to talk about my funky lil guy here! <3

#Chase Answers #thank you friendo mitch <3 #im not even going to put this clusterfuck in the main tags of the sm stuff #it'll probably wind up there anyways with how many times i said their names but either way #spooky month oc #there- ok ONE tag #The Silliest Lads <3 #fhjdkdjfs im genuinely so sorry for how incredibly long this is but once i get asked i dont stfu fjdklfjds

[apwersonal]

episode 2 yeahhhh boi

#i was so mad i couldn't watch it yesterday bc i don't have the channel #wait whatever archie just drank. was that an energy drink or beer? i thought it was an energy drink but #whys hiram gotta be so fine #this is good i wanted more b and v action instead of all this romance #FP!!!!!!!! THTS MY MF DADDY #20 years....... 😔 im so sad #i know he gets out sometime this season tho i've seen those on set pics of him looking extremely foine and not in jail #which seems slightly unrealistic bc like.... there's basically no way he could get out immediately w the charges he's got #ohhh so it must've been an energy drink bc archie hasn't been sleeping. fred was jst reacting a lil weird #BETTY'S SKIRT YES QUEEN! #jughead deadass sounded like he was threatening the mayor lmao #s/o to this mitch girl.... she cute #what the fuck is jingle jangle #when did reggie become a druggie???? #THE WAY KEVIN AND BETTY SAID DADDY WHEN HIRAM CAME IN FHDBXBSJSJSBSHHSHS #veronica's royal blue velvet coat 😍😍😍 #no offense but what if tall boy was the killer????? #& yeah he basically has to be broken outta jail to get out anytime soon #ohhhh no archie is gonna fall apart 😭😭😭 poor baby #hiram lodge you bastard #yikes veronica is calling him out #hermione is lying about writing the letter i am 99% sure #if i were veronica i would kill both of them tbh #reggie and archie sitting there breathing hard......... nice #NOOOOO HE KILLED HER W THE CELLO BOW ARCHIE GAVE HER #damn it wasn't even hiram who bought pop's lmao awkward #OK NUDE CHERYL.... NOTED #BETTY IS WILDIN LMAO #lowkey that was an evil thing to do but idc if it'll help my mans fp #nice to see veronica and jughead actually speaking to one another for once

[woodchoc-magnum]

Lone Star 2x11 Hate Watch

I nearly forgot about it this week, whoops

Disclaimer: Don’t read this if you like the show, simply go about your business and have a great day

oh no owen is being arrested oh nooo

is it for being a crime to this show

is he going to hit on Dr Jacobs now?

"is there a complication?" tk asks in a monotone

Oh no he's off work for a month? What will the other firefighters do at an emergency if rob lowe is not there to do it all for them?

"it's like two fortnights?" yeah… that's exactly what it is dude

A fortnight is two weeks

So two of them is… a month.

Captain Judd!

Yessss captain judd

No masks

Not a single mask on anyone

"the Serena Williams of firefighters?" fucking seriously

What if she was on camera like that and then they lose this car? She's gonna look like an asshole

Yo 100% the husband dies I'm calling it now

He's definitely dying

I FUCKING CALLED IT

Yo that's HUBRIS

That's why you don't brag to the cameras y'all

Damn that poor bastard what a way to go

This reminds me of when Bobby was under investigation in season 2 of the OG and they all kept coming around to his house and annoying the shit out of him while he was trying to plan his wedding

BILLY? BILLY BURKE?

BILLY BURKE!!!!!!!!

Yo he was in this show called Revolution that I watched because a) Billy Burke and b) Elizabeth Mitchell and I fuck I shipped him with Liz Mitch SO HARD

It's weird to me that everyone thinks of him as the dad from Twilight because I have legit seen him in everything but that

What happened to his lightning strike scars? That was my favourite part of Season 1

So I'm calling it early and saying that Billy Burke is the arsonist because why else would they bring him back, and he doesn't like Rob Lowe

Oh the gays are hosting a dinner party

You know what shits me? Lone Star has these scenes of the team playing board games and in the OG we waste a whole episode about Josh and Sue – yes I'm still dirty but they can make it up to me with this week’s episode

I suppose in Lone Star they're all single? And young? I really shouldn't complain, I don't want the OG to be more like Lone Star let's face it

Yeah she's going viral for acting like a moron in front of the cameras at the scene, that's why you don't do that fucking shit

Look I like Marjan but come on

Interesting choice of Rolling Stones song

Wow this Rob Lowe montage is so great

Am I the only one who thinks Airpods look dumb

God this Rob Lowe montage has been going for hours

Wow he's potting a plant, and painting, and putting a puzzle together, this is so fucking interesting, thank god they've dedicated this portion of the episode to it. How else would I know what Rob Lowe was doing while he was stuck at home by himself?

The chick who works at the juice bar is a better actor than Ronen

Oh no this looks like the work of the arsonist (Billy Burke)

Thank god Rob Lowe was there right

YOU'RE NOT THE CAPTAIN RIGHT NOW

God what a fuckhead

"126! Give 'em hell!" ugh what a douchebag

How am I only 23 minutes in

I feel like I've been watching for ten hours

Yeah how did you arrive five minutes before everyone huh? I feel like that app he's been listening to is probably illegal

Owen is doing nothing to help his case here

This guy 100% thinks Owen did it and you know what I think he's onto something and I think they should arrest Owen and put him in jail

Also I'm going to say that rob lowe dyes his hair and has had some cosmetic surgery just saying

Honestly I don't have a whole lot of sympathy for Marjan here

It’s just kind of in bad taste for a firefighter to be bragging about how awesome they are. I know social media is her whole deal but… it's pretty uncool

Is it just me or is Judd looking extra handsome in this episode?

Oh great and now we're at a nice dinner and they're talking about Rob fucking Lowe again? WHO CARES

THE ROB LOWE PLOTLIONES ARE ALWAYS THE WORST FUCKING PLOTLINES

He even looks like a creep in that grey hoodie

Oh my god he's been off work for a fucking week? Like I don't get this?

I would love to have a week off work to just stay in my house and be chill

He's talking to Billy Burke about the arson and Billy Burke is in fact the arsonist

Yo doesn't Carlos' house burn down at some point? DOES BILLY BURKE BURN DOWN CARLOS' HOUSE?

I really love Billy Burke and I'm glad they brought him back to play the bad guy; he was the bad guy in The Closer and it was great

He's explaining all this to Billy Burke, who in fact already knows this, because in fact he is IN FACT the arsonist

Also the fact that Rob Lowe has gone out and bought all this stuff just makes him look guiltier

I ship it though, Billy & Owen? Ship name Billwen or Owlly – no we're definitely going with Owlly

Stage 3 cancer, lost his job, got struck by lightning, didn't get the captaincy at the 126 – the man has nothing left to lose. He's the arsonist

Marjan IS a showboat and most of the time it's fine but before a rescue it does exhibit a lot of hubris and that's not a good thing

And that video didn't make her look great

And she needs to go to McKenna and apologise for being a dick

GO AND APOLOGISE

Fucking APOLOGISE

YES YOU SHOULD

Oh good she listened to me

Paul's a babe just saying

She posted a suicide note and no friends or family went to help her? That's pretty fucking depressing

Jesus this is a bit graphic

Wow this is very graphic

"This was clutch" COME ON FUCKING REALLY?

Oh yeah it's so fucking cool being a badass

Ugh this show is so stupid

How does this still have three minutes to go?

"Oh my god I FORGOT THE LIMES" it is the END OF THE WORLD

Why is he in his goddamn fucking arson hoodie again?

He is without a doubt the dumbest mother fucker who has ever dumbed in the history of BEING DUMB

I mean say what you want about Bobby jumping into a dumpster but I have to think that Bobby Nash would know better than to act like a suspicious fucking SUSPECT IN THE MIDDLE OF AN ARSON INVESTIGATION WHEN THEY ALREADY SUSPECT YOU OF BEING THE ARSONIST, OWEN!

You dumbfuck

0/10 shittiest episode ever, everyone except Judd, Grace and Tommy are stupid

AND OH MY GOD TK WE FORGOT THE LIMESSSSS OH MY GOD END OF THE WORLLLLDDDD

three miserable fucking episodes to go

Diaz to cleanse:

#lone star hate watch #this show keeps getting woooooorse

[anexplanationofunfortunateevents]

if the GOP could win for real, they would do a lot less cheating

Something you have to understand about recent American history is that the Republican party lost its shit in the 1960s. There are always plenty of reasons for decades-long historical trends, but arguably the core one is that Lyndon Johnson’s administration made a bunch of human rights advances known collectively as the Great Society, the cornerstone of which was a sincere and substantive effort to address the unfinished business of Reconstruction with the Civil Rights Act and the Voting Rights Act.

Racist white people who didn’t want to share democracy with everyone else became reliable Republican voters, but they’re nowhere near enough to win an election on their own. Republicans realized that their ideology is a miserable death cult that can’t win a fair fight. They could have gotten better ideas, but instead, they started sabotaging democracy.

I am not here to overwhelm you with a list of all the American right wing’s assaults on democracy. But there is a relatively narrow subset which forms a pattern that has become increasingly urgent: times Republicans have abused, usurped, or radically and unilaterally bastardized the power of American government in order to limit voters’ ability to hold them accountable in free and fair elections.

Because it only includes events backed up by reliable and freely available sources, it necessarily only includes the times times they were ham-fisted or sloppy enough to get caught. It has over two dozen entries and is almost certainly incomplete.

1968: Richard Nixon sabotages peace talks to end the Vietnam War because anger over the war is a winning campaign issue for him. Johnson catches him and calls him out, but doesn’t tell the public. Nixon wins and takes office.

1972: Nixon’s re-election campaign, the Committee to Re-Elect the President (or CREEP, because these people are fucking Bond villains) goes on a crime spree which includes multiple break-ins at Democratic National Committee headquarters in the Watergate Hotel.

1992: President George H.W. Bush asks British Prime Minister John Major’s government to dig through official archives for anything compromising on his rival Governor Bill Clinton from Clinton’s time at Oxford University.

1992: A political appointee at the Bush State Department has Governor Clinton’s passport files searched for potentially embarrassing information.

1992: Bush’s Attorney General William Barr pressures federal prosecutors in Arkansas to make some public movement on a white collar crime case tangentially associated with Governor Clinton.

2000: The Florida state board of elections does a racist voter purge, targeting largely Democratic communities of color.

2000: A mob, mostly Republican congressional aides, force election officials in Palm Beach County to shut down its recount.

2000: Five Supreme Court justices appointed by Republican presidents shut down the Florida recount in an unsigned opinion so specious and nakedly partisan that it irreparably damages the legitimacy of not only the Bush presidency but the Supreme Court itself.

2004: Republican election administrators in Florida attempt another racist voter purge, only abandoning it when they get caught.

2006: The Bush administration leans on federal prosecutors to influence the midterm elections with bogus investigations into Democratic politicians and prosecutions of non-existent “voter fraud” cases. After Republicans lose the midterms, several attorneys who resisted the pressure are fired.

2010: Five Supreme Court justices appointed by Republicans, in an existential fiat, reclassify money as speech, opening the floodgates to swamp every level of politics with dark money.

2013: The same five Republican Supreme Court justices gut the Voting Rights Act, specifically and explicitly because it has been relatively effective in preventing racist voter suppression.

2010s: Republicans in various state legislatures pass a bunch of laws to suppress the ability of voters to hold them accountable.

2016: Associates of Trump consigliere Rudy Giuliani loudly and unprofessionally conduct numerous bullshit investigations into Democratic presidential nominee Hillary Clinton. They successfully pressure FBI director James Comey – himself a veteran of the corrupt and politicized Bush Justice Department – into several improper and decisive actions against Clinton.

2016: Donald Trump conspires with Russian intelligence and business interests to sabotage his opponent in a presidential election.

2016: Republican Senate majority leader Mitch McConnell blackmails the Obama administration out of explaining the Russian government’s sabotage of the presidential election, leaving state boards of elections and the general public vulnerable to the assault.

2017-18: The Republican administration sits on evidence that Russian military hackers have penetrated state voting equipment.

2018: Republican Georgia secretary of state Brian Kemp insists on overseeing the election in which he is running for governor. He squeaks out a “win” after purging thousands of voters, arbitrarily closing or refusing to equip polling places, and baselessly accusing his Democratic opponent of trying to hack the election.

2018: A Republican congressional campaign in North Carolina hires operatives to defraud local senior citizens who were attempting to cast absentee ballots.

2018: Republicans lose the governorships in Wisconsin and Michigan, but keep control of the state legislatures due to gross gerrymandering. Before the new governors can be sworn in, they cram through laws stripping power from the incoming Democratic governors.

2019: Trump administration officials try to warp the data which will be collected in the 2020 census in a way that will enable future gerrymandering by undercounting largely Democratic constituencies. When they get caught and stopped, they try to justify themselves by lying to the federal courts.

2019: Donald Trump privately tries to extort the president of Ukraine into announcing bullshit investigations into prominent Democrats during the 2020 election.

2019: Donald Trump publicly pressures the government of China into opening bullshit investigations into prominent Democrats during the 2020 election.

2019: All but one House Republican opposes impeaching Trump for his extortion of Ukraine – until that one guy is pushed out of the party. Therefore, no House Republicans vote to impeach Trump.

2020: With one exception, every Republican in the Senate validates Trump’s attempts to rig the 2020 election by voting to acquit him.

2020: Republicans dig in their heels and refuse to take easy and obvious steps to keep voters safe from COVID-19 at the polls.

This is just the list of things that I could remember off the top of my head and could find receipts for with relative ease. It doesn’t include things that are plausible but unproven, like the allegations that Reagan’s 1980 campaign staff tried to repeat Nixon’s first stunt by working to prolong the Iran hostage crisis because it was a winning campaign issue for him. It doesn’t include dirty, bigoted campaigns that you might call awful but lawful, like the racist “Willie Horton” ad campaign in 1988 or the repulsive homophobic ballot initiatives that were engineered to bolster George W. Bush’s 2004 reelection campaign. It doesn’t include the wide array of brutalizations of a constitutional small-d democratic system which aren’t specifically and concretely about elections – everything from eroding the credibility of scientists, experts, and reporters to packing the courts with proto-fascist hacks to lying the American people into war in Iraq.

It really doesn’t matter whether or not I think Republicans win elections legitimately. It’s extremely important that Republicans do not believe they can win elections legitimately.

Now think for a second about their cherished “voter fraud” trope. All this time, Republicans have been screeching that SOMEONE was out there trying to steal elections FROM THEM. It is absolutely correct to focus on and be upset about the racist history and intent of this particular conspiracy theory. I would simply argue that white supremacism is not the only unforgivable aspect of this nonsense trope. The other is the way those claims make it impossible to deal with actual threats against legitimate elections.

This is similar to what psychologists call projection, or the tactic domestic violence experts refer to as DARVO. It is not unrelated to “swiftboating” or the phenomenon students of genocide refer to as the “accusation in a mirror.” It is the axiom small children cite when they say “he who smelt it, dealt it.”

I don’t know the ONE WEIRD TRICK to make it not work. I just know that it – maddeningly – does work, not least on the Very Serious Experts whose ONE FUCKING JOB it is to know better.

So I’m sorry to disappoint if you were expecting a “many bad people on all sides” disclaimer about who does political dirty tricks, but “both sides” is not operative, no matter how desperate the hot-take-industrial-complex is to make fetch happen. It hasn’t been operative for twenty-five years, and it’s really not operative for the next six months. You can bury yourself deep in literature about asymmetric polarization, but you don’t have to do all that to understand what’s important here. Democrats support democracy and want to stop the plague, Republicans support the plague and want to stop democracy, and you should be extremely skeptical of anyone who claims not to know the difference.

#voting rights #donald trump #george w bush #george hw bush #democracy #authortiarianism

[iamknicole]

Just In Case

HAHN

After getting Treasure comfortable, Lainey left the house without a word to any of her siblings, husband and parents. She let Treasure know where she was going but not to tell any of them unless she was still gone at bedtime.

Figuring someone from her biological parents' circle was following her, she opted for the Malone's bar and asked Mitch to meet her. Mitch wasn't there but she went on in and waited on him.

Mitch's younger cousin, Louie, sat opposite her in the booth. "Alaina, long time no see. What you doing over here?"

"Came to see Mitch, Louie."

He smiled. "Thought you came to see me. You know I've always wanted you."

"Walk away, Louie. You're a baby." She laughed looking down at her phone.

Louie laughed leaning into the table. "I could change your life, Alaina."

"Get your ass away from her, Louie," Mitch demanded snatching his cousin out of the seat. "Why don't you go see if Uncle Vinny needs anything, huh?"

Mitch watched his cousin until he was in the back before sitting across from Lainey. He smiled at her and she returned it.

"Been a long while since you smiled at me without the kids being around."

She nodded, folding her arms on the table. "You better enjoy it, Malone, might not happen again."

"Noted," he laughed, "Sorry, I'm late. I had to drop Diego off to Luca."

"You're good. I just got here myself. Thank you for meeting me."

Mitch leaned back during the bar for a second, holding momentarily at a few of his cousins. "Its no problem, anything for you. How's T's finger?"

"It's good, I told her you'd come by so don't make me liar, Malone."

"I won't, I won't. Now what's going on? You seem off, angrier vibe than usual and I know it's not me."

Taking a few seconds, Lainey got her thoughts together. She didn't want to have this conversation but she knew she needed to.

"I'm not sure if B told you or not but he got Bishop." She paused for Mitch to nod. "So now Goddess and Kaine are pissed and want blood. They threatened us, all of us, kids included. They've sent two warnings already. Sent people to beat Melissa up and Eric was at T's school."

"Fucking bastard," Mitch cursed under his breath. "I'll kill them. They threaten my kids, you and your family. No, no, no."

Lainey put her hand on top of Mitch's to get his attention. She watched the tension leave his shoulders and his face soften.

"No, Mitch. They aren't after you or anyone in your family. The kids, my sisters and mama are gonna stay with Luca while we handle this. But I need you," she explained softly.

"Need me for what, Lainey? Just let me do this, it's the least I can do."

She shook her head. "No, the least you could do is make sure our kids and my family is safe. I know Luca will protect them but it doesn't hurt to have a little more. Please?"

Mitch sighed staring at their hands. He wanted to kill them but her could never say no to Lainey. "Alright, I'll keep an eye out. Where are you gonna be? You need to be safe too."

Lainey smiled sliding her hand back in front of her. "I'm not hiding, you know I don't hide. I'm gonna be the last face they see."

"You're gonna get yourself killed. Stay with Uncle Luca, the kids need their mom and your family needs you." He reasoned softly.

"I'll be alright, Mitch. Have I ever not been alright?"

Again, he sighed.

"Fine but you let me know if you need anything from me. I don't care what time or what it is, I got you, Lainey."

"Of course," she said getting up from the booth. Mitch got up with her and opened his arms. "I guess you can have a hug but don't overdo it."

Laughing, Mitch wrapped his arms around her hugging her tight. "Take care of yourself. I love you, alright?"

"Love you too, Malone." She laughed letting him go and walked around him towards the exit.

He turned to follow her, he wanted to go handle a few things before he went to see Treasure. When she opened her car door, he called out to her from his, she turned and raised her brows at him.

"Congratulations," he smiled.

Lainey furrowed her brows in confusion.

"Congrats for what?"

"The new addition. You be careful with that."

"New addition?" She repeatedly loudly. "I'm not pregnant, Mitch."

"Trust me, I know, you've had two of my babies."

Lainey laughed, "I'll humor you. How do you know that? I don't even know that. Hell, Mama hasn't even mentioned it."

Mitch smiled at her from across the hood of his car. "Its all in the hug, Lainey. You feel the same way you did when I told you that you were pregnant with T and Diego."

Lainey thought for a second then shook her head. "We'll see. I'll see you later."

"Secret's safe with me, Lainey. I'll be by later to see T."

Lainey got in her Jeep and pulled off not wanting to waste anymore time, Mitch pulled off behind her. The whole drive back to the house Lainey thought about her talk with Mitch and his revelation at the end. She decided that she would tell her brothers, husband and Pop about their conversation omitting the part about her being pregnant. Telling them that would only make them angrier and them keeping her away from the situation before they even figured out if she is or isn't.

#have and have nots #hahn #Mitch & Lainey

[cursedcandyroses]

My 5th Birthday Present To Macklemore & Ryan Lewis’“The Heist”

A gift like this isn’t something you wrap up all nice and neatly in the way some poor bastard working in a JCPenney’s around Christmas time would prefer to do it. This is one of those big gifts your parents drunkenly set up overnight in the backyard, slapped a bow on it, and the next morning said “Hey, go get your sister we have something cool for her”. My gift to “The Heist” is something that isn’t given often. It’s the gift of perspective, the gift of a defense, the gift of an explanation that may sway the still-salty Hip-Hop traditionalist inside of all of us. A gift that will be presented with dignity, grace, and by giving all the projects bed-time-story-book-level equivalents . “The Heist” rightfully won the Grammy for the best Hip-Hop album at the 2014 Grammy’s. Yeah, the Grammy they won over Jay-Z, Kanye, Kendrick and Drake. An album that came out in 2012 and became every soccer mom’s entrance into a world they stand out in (like Macklemore in most Hip-Hop events not attended by execs) Besides how strange is was that the award was given out in 2014, but thanks to the Olympics and the odd Grammy rules made it that way so we’re gonna sit down and like it. This was the year the little Seattle duo should have been honored to even be mentioned in the same breath as artists so many leagues above them. But there was a method behind the impending madness.

THE QUALITY TALK

Now as far as quality of the overall album, the only project nominated that year that was worse than “The Heist” was Jay-Z’s beautifully produced coconut of an album we call “Magna Carta Holy Grail”. Now since we’re on quality Kendrick’s “good kid, m.A.A.d. city” is in a different universe compared to “The Heist”. As far as other nominees went “Yeezus” was seen as one of the most polarizing albums since Kanye’s last experiment, 2008′s “808′s & Heartbreak”, yet was still critically acclaimed, and Drake’s “Nothing Was The Same” was seen as containing some of Drake’s best work to date. The win here goes to Kendrick, but Macklemore and company are no slouch. 

Round 1 Elimination: “Magna Carta Holy Grail”

THE POLITICAL TALK

Now we all know Kanye’s history with the Grammy’s, and that is something he may never be truly forgiven for in White America and the Committee’s eyes. If “My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy” can’t win Album Of The Year while being one of the most raved about albums of ALL TIME, do you really think they’re going to give an award to something like “Yeezus” an album comparable to a silverback gorilla when woken from a very wonderful nap featuring a grand dream only to see that his shoes are being eaten by the weaklings of the jungle. As powerful as an enraged sneakerhead ape may be, it is again no match for the crushing strength of the Grammy Committee and its voters, which in this scenario we’re gonna picture as the Justice League if the Justice League was made up of guys who looked like Mitch McConnell and former winners.

Round 2 Elimination: “Yeezus”

THE REALLY BIG NUMBERS TALK

Now the Grammy’s have claimed for years in statements and in the description of what makes an “Album Of The Year” ( “ ..honor artistic achievement, technical proficiency and overall excellence in the recording industry, without regard to album sales or chart position.”) that sales have no influence on the future winner. Yet looking back at past winners of “Best Rap Album Of The Year” up until that year over 65% of the winners either had higher first week & total sales for the time leading to the award being given or more top 10 singles in comparison to it’s competitors. Oddly enough “The Heist” had the lowest first week sales of all the nominees with only 78k compared to 658k (Drake), 528k (Jay-Z), 370k (Kanye) and 242k (Kendrick). As far as singles went is where something strange happens. Kendrick had no Billboard Top 10 Hits, yet 3 singles moved into the Billboard Hip-Hop Top 10. 

*SIDEBAR: DIFFERENTIATING THE BILLBOARD CHARTS*

For those unknowing of the difference between the different types of Billboard Charts here’s a quick breakdown.

Every genre of music has their own individual chart, making it easier for artists to compare themselves to their contemporaries. R&B songs will be put against R&B, jazz against jazz etc. Now there is the Billboard Hot 100 Chart. This chart is a comprehensive ranking of songs regardless of genre, to see who has the most popular songs whether it is a hip-hop record or a rock record. A key thing to realize is that just because you have the most popular hip-hop song, that doesn’t mean you have the most popular song over the entire span of music. For example Migos could hold the #1 spot on the Hip-Hop/R&B charts because it is the highest selling and highest played hip-hop song, but the #1 song on the Billboard Hot 100 could be a song by Justin Bieber. Now back to our regularly scheduled bedtime story. 

Yet compared to Drake and Macklemore, Kendrick was left in the dust. This is the part in the story where our hometown hero, picture Bruce Lee mixed with the great Achilles but way cooler and travels the globe in a balancing out level uncool mini-van, becomes stagnant in the battle for the hallowed Grammy, and by forces against his powers falls to the wayside.Young Kung Fu Kenny has failed himself, yet made his hometown so proud. So now the only competition Macklemore faces is the Lightskin Megalodon in a Raptors jersey we know as Aubrey “Drake” Graham. Drake peaked with his (at the time) second highest charting single behind “Best I Ever Had” (which peaked at #2) with what has become a staple wedding song in “Hold On, We’re Going Home” a track that peaked on the Billboard Charts at #4. Not only did Drizzy hit the Top 10 with the Majid Jordan assisted track, he also hit #6 on the Billboard Charts with the anthem “Started From The Bottom”. Both monstrous and inescapable songs during this time period. Yet the international outreach wasn’t really there. North America loves Drake, yet as far as international chart rankings “Hold On” peaked in the Top 10 in 9 countries. Now this is the part were most people wished they had had a warning before hearing. So here it is; shit’s about to get soul crushing. Macklemore & Ryan Lewis hit the Top 10 in over 20 countries with TWO different singles. Yes, those white boys took Hip-Hop across the globe with “Can’t Hold Us” and “Thrift Shop” (the later of which hit number 1, the absolute peak position, in TWELVE non-North American countries.) You couldn’t even avoid the annoyingly toxicating horns of “Thrift Shop” in Lebanon, a country Drake hit number 2 in which makes me wonder if Lebanon is either a) the ultimate hypebeasts of American music or b) a country of questionable taste, yet i again digress. The Drake-alodon (yeah that’s what we’re going with) has finally met it’s match.The only duo on Earth that, against all odds, can defeat any who stand in it’s way. Mack & Ryan are the Sam & Dean Winchester of this fabulous tale (and to those who have never watched “Supernatural” and don’t get this reference, like, what the fuck guys come on). Thought just mortals in a battle against beings much more powerful than them, they find a way to take down all in their path, though they aren’t motivated in the same “save world” type way most heroes have, it’s more in the “family business” type way. Forging their musical careers in the most ironic way possible, by literally starting from the bottom with no chance of ever making it this far, the tag team has found a way to come out victorious. 

Round 3 Eliminations (The Double Wammy Round): “good kid, m.A.A.d. city” & “Nothing Was The Same”

THE X-FACTOR TALK

Now yes Drake was pummeled thanks to the powers of a European and Pacific terrestrial radio fanbase, but by the grace of Wayne Gretzky Drake is given a second wind. Now we get a smidge serious and look into what led Macklemore here, in a less-then-story-book-level way. Another field Sir Mac crossed that Drake could not, is a message. “The Heist” was a vehicle carrying tales of pain from addiction, ideologies of equality, and being true to oneself over beats that didn’t fit the typical Hip-Hop mold. Though yes Kanye screamed in hopes of being accepted, and Kendrick crafted a story that comes to life to often, they didn’t meet the previous qualifications. Drake and Jay boasted their way threw their tracks with only glimpses into anything more than opulence and success, a characteristic Macklemore rarely touched, and heavily spoke down upon on tracks. A humble, conscious, loveable loser is a storyline the mainstream public can relate to more than a prodigy like Kendrick, a wealthy businessman (and a business, MAN) like Jay, an angry and disgruntled creative like Kanye, or an innovative powerhouse like Drake. That was the X-factor in what has become one of the most controversial Grammy moments in Hip-Hop history. A factor Macklemore and Ryan Lewis may or may not have intentionally used to leverage their way into the hearts and radios of America, and the world. Though the Drake-alodon seemed to have caught our heros by surprise by lashing back once again, they knew far to well to grow comfortable with success. With a final blow to the monsters impeccable beard, the monster was sent flying into the stars, not to be viewed again (at least for a few years anyway). Our heroes have finally reached the pinnacle, with their competitors left deep in the their dust. Now holding the Grammy in their hand, they feel as if they have finally done it. They have reached what they have dreamt of their whole lives, in a moment they’d never give up. At least Ryan wouldn’t want to give up, because within hours Sir Mac is sending a carrier pigeon to The Chosen One, a young Kung Fu Kenny to apologize about not helping him out. 

Final Round Elimination: “Nothing Was The Same” (for real this time)

Now back to reality, where I tuck “The Heist” back into my CD holder and tuck it away for a while until i build up the want to listen to it again, which may or may not ever come back. By all official and unofficial qualifications the indie duo outshined its competitors in numerous ways. Don’t get me wrong “good kid m.A.A.d. city” is an album my GRANDCHILDREN will be given as a birthday present, probably more than once. But “The Heist” crossed international barriers and at the end of the day showed Hip-Hop to parts of the globe the Kendrick’s and Drake’s of the world have only just begun crossing into. Macklemore isn’t the best version of Hip-Hop i personally want the world to see, but he isn’t the worst. An indie artist who crafted legendary crossover songs is still an artist very much who gives props to his backpacker influences and inspirations such as The Hieroglyphics, Talib Kweli, Mobb Deep and Wu-Tang Clan. The duo of Macklemore & Ryan Lewis earned the Award of Best Hip-Hop album in 2014 by filling nearly every box, and leave a bigger check mark then their competitors. It isn’t groundbreaking work, it isn’t life changing work, but it is work that deserved the Grammy that night in January.

#drake #kendricklamar #kendrick #jayz #kanye #kanyewest #magnacarta #goodkid #maadcity #nothingwasthesame #nwts #hiphop #wow #grammy #music #birthday #raptors #macklemore #ryanlewis #classic #yeehaw

[cryptidofthekeys]

Friendo Chaaaaase - A question for your consideration Would your favourite big red monster (Bob) be friends with your other favourite big red monster (Kane)?

<3 - Mitch

Friendo Mitch!! Hmmm... That’s a good question tbh, I’ve never thought about that kinda crossover ...It... Could be interesting-

they can both shake hands in solidarity on one thing in particular bc damn, my boys can work grills like no other lad NFGJKDJFS-

but Idk,, I feel like maybe those two could get along ...Decently- if Bob didn’t try to eat the other, I mean I guess even if he tried he’d be fuckin planted in the goddamn ground bc I’m sure Kane would not let that slide

but who knows, maybe they can bond over weirdly creepy facts n shit like that- ...I’m not sure how much Kane would be up for trying any human flesh ...I mean, considering all the other shit he’s done ...Imma go with a m a y b e he would but not a definite yes or no

but the two could share some creepy stuff with one another, creepy facts, stories, etc-

Another thing, they are both sadistic as all hell and both seem to be fucking slasher levels of pain tolerance bc these fuckers just do n o t care about pain jgkfljgfdksl

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So in conclusion, I feel like they could VERY much get along if they just sat down and didn’t try to fucking mangle n kill each other for FIVE MINUTES, they can both work a grill p damn good, they both are creepy as hell and have creepy facts n stories to tell one another

and they are both sadistic as hell, they got a good amount of things in common, they could be friends, shake hands in solidarity on many factors- the funniest thing in my head rn and this is unrelated to the topic of them being friends but

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just that fuckin trend of your old comfort character meeting your new one fdjksjdfks I’m thinking of that, Kane just staring and Bob just laughs “...Ah, well, I reckon that makes sense” ...I was choosing bastard characters from the s t a r t jfgkdldjfsdla from when I was a wee lad

#Chase Answers #thank you friendo Mitch <3 #this is long and wordy gfkdljdgf but I think they have the POTENTIAL to become friends and get along #but they need to try REAL hard not to fucking maim and kill each other for at LEAST 5 minutes #to understand that they have things in common- v e r y much so- #im always a sucker for a good crossover jkfldjdfs my two favorite big red monsters <3