#and be upset with me for being distruptive!

[mylovelysanshine]

home; choi san ft. jung wooyoung

summary:

"as long as you are happy, as long as she is happy, my heart will be at ease. no matter how hurt it is." in which choi san, who is in love with you, is willing to give up his desire to confess to you for his best friend who has feelings for you. but does he knows what are your true feelings? no.

or

a love triangle between you, san and wooyoung

g: angst, fluff, romance

w!: cursing of words and thats all ig, please tell me if there's something that triggered you!

a/n: this was requested by @iis4d ! i still remember your request hehe but sorry for taking this so long omg:( i hope you and my fellow atiny readers will like it!!! sorry if there's any errors in this writing,,,,:( but anyways enjoy!:D

for god's sake, san. can you at least becareful?!

oh come on, y/n! i wont die or something!

yes, san! you will die if you arent careful around anjanath!

you're at san's house, looking or mostly judging at how he plays the new game that he just brought from the game store near his house; monster hunter world. you're a fan of that game, truly in love with the series and how beautifully the graphic is but seeing how your best friend plays makes you want to smash your head onto the wall.

damn it! san shouted, flipping his controller when his character fainted for the first time

you facepalmed, massaging your temple while looking at the screen and at him i told you so

san glared at you and you giggled, eyes furrowing as his lips pouting which makes him look so adorable, having the urge to kiss him but you shook the thought off.

as if you have played this game before! he whined

uh yes i do, idiot! im hunter rank 250, okay! do no underestimate me! you said, smacking his arm lightly

it was true that you're a hunter rank 250 while he is just hunter rank 10, he have seen you played the game before and he wanted to try it too. probably because he wants to be on the same level as you so he could play together with you or he wants to play together with you. san couldnt think of things to backfire you over the game that you were good in it so he gave up and crossed his arms in defeat.

you laughed loudly, laughing because of how adorable san is. oh dont be mad~ you cooed, going down from the sofa to the floor, just to hug your best friend. you wrapped your arms and legs around his waist like a koala, placing your chin on his shoulder. is my sannie mad?? you asked, pouting cutely at him. san blushed, his face turning into a tomato. he didnt say anything which makes you truly believed that he was upset.

you frowned i really diㅡ AHHH

then, san headlocks you, making your body fall onto his lap as he messes up your hair with his free hand. being a competitive person you are, your hands went to his neck, trying to choke him. he let go of you, hands going to yours as he tries to break your grip off him which is an opportunity to run from san.

yaa!! y/n!!! you heard him scream as you went upstairs. you stopped for a moment, looking for rooms to hide until your eyes landed on his room, you ran when you heard his footsteps coming closer. you're not a fast runner but you passed your p.e tests last semester which was the day you're actually proud of. too bad san was faster than you when you tried to close and lock his door. both of you were pushing the door, one trying to open while another is trying to close until san pushed the door with his full strength, making you scream in horror as he grabs your arm.

you tried to run, trying to escape from his grip until your feet slipped ㅡdamn these socks ㅡmaking you fall onto the ground along with san. like a typical korean romance drama, the male character is ontop of the female character, staring into eachother's soul as the male got closer, eyes looking at you and to your lips until a knock distrupt your story.

san!!!! open the door!!!! it was wooyoung's voice screaming outside his house. both of you got up, scurried into different places; you in the living room while he takes the door. you were blushing mess, hair in a mess and your heart too

but you're not alone.

san opens the door, revealing wooyoung who was annoyed. what took you so long?! i've been waiting for you for the past five minutes!!

goddamn, woo. its not like you're going to die or somethingㅡ

yes i willㅡ oh! y/n!! wooyoung ran up to you, jumping at you, making you scream at how heavy he is as he hugs you. didnt know you are here! he exclaims, showing a bright smile.

well now you do, woo so can you please get off meㅡ you said, trying to breathe with the male body ontop of you. wooyoung giggled, apologising to you as he gets off before looking at the tv screen. isnt...that monster hunter world?

yeah? and what about it? san asked, sitting down on the floor beside you as you're on the couch. im playing that game too! hunter rank 10, just started playing it though wooyoung replied, turning his head to you how about you, y/n? have you played this game before?

you smiled at him hunter rank 250

wooyoung's eyes widened in surprise, body turning at your direction 250?! damn you crazy!

might be, i guess you shrugged as san continues to play his game

what's your weapon of your choice, san? wooyoung asked out of curiousity, looking at the screen that is currently loading the files of the game

dual blades san replied

and you, y/n?

insect glaive

wooyoung nodded at the information that was given to him thats cool! mine is dual blades too!

you raise your eyebrows really? would love to see the both you play together, probably the best duo with dual blades in this game you said, smiling at him before focusing on the screen, observing how san plays.

wooyoung pouted as he looks at you focusing on the tv instead of him, no ideas to have your attention on him and only him.

having san and wooyoung as your best friends can be a pain in the ass sometimes but having them in your life makes it fun and enjoyable, and you love the both of them equally. as you're walking your way to your classroom, a familiar voice was heard screaming your name. not to mention that you're in the hallway with people walking by.

wooyoung, its early in the morning. why are you screaming?! you hissed in annoyance, redness shown on your face. wooyoung smiled cheekily, giggling a little. i just wanted to say good morning to you~ he said, taking your hand and swinging it side to side. you massaged your temple with your free hand, sighing as you shook your head a little. good morning, woo. you're lucky that i love you you muttered, making wooyoung's eyes beams in happiness

then, the school bell rang, indicating that the first lesson has started. you widened your eyes, remembering that your first lesson is with ms chou, the teacher who is always coming for your ass. wooyoung, i need to go! ms chou will come at me if im late! see you later, bye bye! you said hurridly, releasing your hand from his and started running as if your life is at risk before he could stopped you.

wooyoung watches you from afar, your figure slowly disappearing from his sight. he sighs, shoulders going up and down before shaking his head, starting to walk his way to his class.

you slammed the door opened, seeing some of your classmates sitting on their seats, minding their own business. then your eyes trails to the teacher's desk, not seeing ms chou on present yet before landing your eyes on him. choi san. you took a sharp breathe, your lungs tightened automatically as your heart started to beat very fast. he was reading a book, probably a harry potter book and he looks peaceful, like an angel. unfortunately for your heart, the sun was shining against his skin, the light bouncing off from his skin, making him look ethereal. your head started to get dizzy as your legs dragged you to your table next to him without realising.

y/n? you snapped your eyes from wherever you were looking from to him.

y-yes? you managed to speak, despite having a lump in your throat before sitting down on your seat.

you look pale he said, closing his book shut before focusing on you are you sick?

h-huh before you could continue, he placed the back of his hand onto your forehead, trying to feel any heat. you watched every expressions he made, his eyebrows furrowing as he squinted his eyes with his nose scrunching and his cherry lips pouting. his lips. you have never been wanting to kiss his lips right now, how you want to taste his lips, how you want to claim his lips yours. then you caught his eyes, he's staring at you.

you didnt know why you're being like this after the incident that happened at san's house from a few days ago. you do have a little crush on san before but now, it seems like your crush on him is getting bigger and bigger. you hated it, hated to have feelings on your bestfriend that will most probably reject you.

y/n? san calls your name softly, snapping out from your daydream. you realised that san's face are close to yours, his nose ghosting onto yours but before you two took a step forward, the door slammed open.

sorry kids, ms chou was late!

oh what a deja vu..

after school has ended, you slowly pack your stuffs as your classmates made their way out from the classroom. you sighed, too caught up with the thought of san. before this situations between you and san happen, your other best friend, gahyeon, told you that san likes you but you didnt believe her in one bit despite having a close friendship with her for 3 years. you dont believe the boy that has been with you ever since you were out of your mother's womb would like you, there's alot of thirsty girls eyeing him since young and you bet that there will be or is a girl that would or has caught his eye

and that girl would not be you.

exiting the classroom and the school, you straightaway went to the library, wanting to clear your mind off by writing or probably reading a book or both.

san was making his way back home from school, too caught up with the thought of you. ever since that incident happened at his house, things became awkward between the both of you. how the both of you didnt greet eachother as used to, hugging eachother or any skinship between you two. especially this morning, how the both of you were so close enough to almost kiss eachother but that didnt happen even though he wants it to happen. he shook his head, shaking those thoughts away.

why would you like him? for someone who he thought is not handsome as wooyoung. he thought you would like wooyoung than him, and how he thought that you would choose other guys than him.

wooyoung, on the other hand, was thinking on how to confess his love to you. too stressed on his plan, wooyoung called san through his phone.

hey san? i need your help.

what do you need? san asked, throwing wooyoung a packet of chips before sitting the opposite of where wooyoung sits.

you know yunho is going to throw a huge party this friday, right? and how even everyone in our school is invited, right?

san furrowed his eyebrows, nodding his head a little, confused where wooyoung is going. ...yeah?

well, im going to plan to confess y/n on that day! san stops eating his chips as wooyoung continues but i dont know how to confess to her..

oh

wooyoung pouts, clasping his hands together into a ball help me, san! i cant think of anything...and you know alot about her more than i do!

well that's because im in love with her, woo he thought to himself before giving him a painful smile as he feels his heart drop at the thought of you and wooyoung together instead of him.

i will help

wooyoung's eyes beams in happiness really?!

san tries to keep his smile, nodding his head yes, of course, you're my best friend afterall.

wooyoung then hugs san tightly, showing how appreciative he is to san. thank you, san!

you're welcome, woo he said, trying to control his tears as he hugs him back

as long as you're happy, as long as she is happy, my heart will be at ease. no matter how hurt it is.

friday came by and you are sitting on the bench at the school garden with gahyeon who is playing games on her phone. too caught up reading your book, gahyeon spoke up.

hey, are you ready for tonight's party?

you lowered your book down a little, looking at gahyeon with a confused look.

there's a party tonight?

gahyeon rolled her eyes and face palmed yes, you forgetful idiot. remember yunho? that tall adorable looking puppy guy? he invites the whole school to his party, since his parents are out of town for the whole month.

okay, so? you asked, confused. you rarely go to parties because it drains your energy since there will be alot of people there and you're scared that anything might happened to you if you're drunk since males nowadays are just horny piece of shits who cant keep their dicks in their pants and does not know the meaning of consent. you're glad that gahyeon doesnt go to parties alot, though mostly the parties she goes to is her family business party.

so how about we go? gahyeon beams school has been a pain in the ass ever since the exam schedule came out so how about we go there to release our stress out?

and get drunk? yeah no

oh come on! just this once, y/n! and never again! gahyeon begs, giving you that puppy face that you couldnt resist whenever she wants or do something.

you groaned, closing your book, throwing your head back a little as you know you lost due to her cuteness. i mean, who would ignore gahyeon's adorable face?

..fine

day passed by quickly as you and gahyeon are getting ready for the party. since you dont have alot of fancy dresses to wear, you wore an off shoulder purple lace dress that your mom brought for you for your birthday. its not that tight or short for you and you are grateful for this dress to be yours, your mom has a better understanding of fashion and you than yourself. you look at the reflection of the mirror, looking at gahyeon who is stressing herself on which dress to choose for the party.

goddamn, gahyeon. is it that hard to choose a dress?

gahyeon glared at you yes it is, y/n! if you own alot of clothes, you would feel the sane way as me!

i do and all of them are comfortable and simple so i dont have a hard time choosing unlike you

ugh, whatever! you know what? im just going to choose this dress! she rummaged through her closet and picked out a short sleeveless red dress that have some pretty design but you dont care, you actually care if san is going to the party or not.

god, do you think y/n would come? wooyoung asked loudly as the music in yunho's house was blasting, bouncing up and down as he was nervous.

san chuckles, looking at his friend as he feels his heart stings. he was hoping for you not to come because he doesnt want to see you be with wooyoung but at the same he hopes to see you come, to see wooyoung confessing his love to you and you would accept it and see the both of you happy because you would choose other guys than him and to san, that's the truth.

i dont know, woo but i know she will he said, trying to comfort his friend with his best even if he feels worse.

then, you stepped into the house with your friend and san saw you from afar since both san and wooyoung is at the drinking section which is kinda far from the doorstep, along with people who is covering his sight from you as they are dancing in the area that he is in. but he indeed saw you and well, he's in awe on how beautiful you look and he realised that he's falling deeper in love with you. he swallowed hard, looking away as he closed his eyes. he cant be doing this right now, his friend likes you and he doesnt want to ruin this opportunity for wooyoung but yet, here he is ruining his own opportunity. he opened his eyes, to see if you werent there but you are still there, looking at him back. he took a sharp breathe before nudging wooyoung at the side.

she's here

wooyoung looks around, trying to find you in the crowded area where? where?

she's coming to our way with gahyeon so get ready, lover boy san said, giving him a smirk as both you and gahyeon walked to their direction

san!! wooyoung!! you called, releasing your hand from gahyeon and hug both of the boys as they hug you back. both of you look amazing, i wonder if there's any chicks hitting their shots at the both of you? you asked cheekily

wooyoung laughed, holding your hand nah, they dont caught my eyes like you do

you blushed, laughing a little thank you for the compliment, wooyoung. much appreciated

okay okay! anyways, boys. me and y/n are going to meet our girlfriends so if you could step away please! gahyeon said, cutting off from whatever wooyoung is trying to do. she glares at san we will get back at you later so tata! she continues with full of sass, gahyeon then takes your hand and pulls you away from the both of them.

damn, i was about to ask her to dance with me! i swear gahyeon loves to interrupt my opportunity! wooyoung gritted his teeth, feeling frustrated.

calm down, woo! they just came, let them have fun a little, will you? san said, calming his friend down.

yeah yeah, whatever. im going to find seonghwa for some advice and the rose, see you later with my future girlfriend! wooyoung jokes and pats his back before leaving him alone, finding his older friend.

san stood there alone, looking down on the floor as his heart breaks into pieces.

you sat on the couch with gahyeon, talking with her friends on how males can such be a pain in the ass. too caught up with the conversation, you saw one of her friends look up. you look at the direction she was looking at and you saw wooyoung standing infront of you. the conversation between the eight of you stops and all eyes look at wooyoung instead, confused on why he is here.

woo?

uh, y/n? can i talk to you for a moment? wooyoung asked nervously, looking down.

you looked at gahyeon's friends and gahyeon, who looks a little dark at the sight of wooyoung. you apologised to the seven of them before going up to wooyoung. without saying anything, wooyoung grabs your hand and pull you to wherever he wants you to go.

as gahyeon saw you being pulled by wooyoung, she sighs before standing up, making her friends look at her with confusion written all over their faces.

im going to talk to someone

san was sitting on the staircase, thinking about you as he drinks whatever liquid he was drinking, not caring much about his well being.

choi san he heard gahyeon's voice what the fuck?

what?

what the fuck are you doing, san? arent you supposed to confess to her? and not wooyoung? didnt you told me you like her? gahyeon asked angrily, standing infront of them with her arms crossed. he looks up and all gahyeon saw is sadness in his eyes, she couldnt help but feel pity for him

why? she asked softly

because i want wooyoung to be happy, i want y/n to be happy he confessed as tears builds up in his eyes i know she wont choose me

why? she asked again, but in a harsher tone

because i know, gahyeon. i knoㅡ

gahyeon cut him off, her fist hitting on the railing hard, not caring if it hurts are you some fucking fortune teller or something? do you know if she even likes you? san, you wont know anything if you dont take a step forward! she screams, angry at how stupid san is, how stupid his mindset is.

san didnt react at her ourburst but instead, he just stood up and walk pass her, walking towards the door.

choi san! gahyeon screams in anger as he exited from yunho's house.

what is it, wooyoung? you finally asked after he drags you into a garden, dragging you away from the noisy house. you see him breathing deeply with his shoulders going up and down before looking at you.

i-i like you, y/n he confessed, making your eyes widen in surprise. i really do like you, y/n. ever since i met you through san, i couldnt help but developed a liking towards you and i hope that you will accept me he ends off with a rose in his hands. you look at him, his eyes full of hope and you couldnt help but to think of san. no matter how much you want to stop thinking about him, the thought of san will always comes back and if you were to accept wooyoung's confession, it would be toxic for the both of you as you will still keep thinking about him and not wooyoung. though, you are thankful of him being your best friend but you have never thought of a new level between you and wooyoung. only san. choi san.

san, san, san, sanㅡ

im sorry you gasped for air, being to pressured with wooyoung's confession and the thought of san as tears starting to build up in your eyes. imㅡ im so sorry, wooyoung you apologised as you look at him im sorry

the hope in his eyes has faded as he lowers his hands down. it was quiet for a moment before he speaks up

..why?

san. choi san.

you were trying to find a way to answer but you couldnt, the lump in your throat was getting bigger and giving you a hard time to answer

is it because of san?

you paused, looking down before nodding y-yeah...

wooyoung chuckles sadly what a lucky guy he is. no matter how much i try, you will choose him either way

you look up, giving him an apologetic look but wooyoung gives you a smile. not the normal bright smile he used to give but an encouraging one

go and confess to him, y/n he said

you blinked, confused at what he was talking about.

looking at your confused face, he rolls his eyes and sighs go and confess to san, y/n before giving you the rose he is holding go

b-butㅡ

y/n, you better hurry up before i cry wooyoung said, his tears starting to spill as he pushes you out from the garden into yunho's house and before you could say anything, wooyoung slammed the door infront of you.

you gulped and look at the flower you are holding

confess to san

you breathe in and out, nodding your head and went to find san. you looked around the house, trying to him but instead you saw gahyeon walking to your direction

gahyeon! you called out, running to her where's san?

she looks surprised san? i dont know, why?

you hesitated, trying to find a way to answer her question ....i...im going to confess to him

y-you're going to confess to san?? i thought wooyoung confessedㅡ

can we talk about wooyoung later? i want to find san first you cut her off, desperation was heard in your voice

gahyeon's face softens, giving you an apologetic look as she holds your hand im sorry, love but i dont know where he went...but you know where he always goes to

you gave her a confused look as you try to think hard about the place san would always go and it hit you

the park

san stares at the night sky, seeing the stars shining in the dark as his tears rolls down on his cheeks. he's wondering how's wooyoung's confession goes, did you accept? or did you reject? he wonders if he ever get the chance to confess to you but he knows he doesnㅡ

san! his thoughts were cut off by your voice but he didnt believe that its yours, he thought he was dreaming

san! your voice got nearer and nearer choi san!

he whips his head to the side and saw you, panting really hard with your hair in a mess. he looks down, your hand holding a rose and the other holding your heels

wait, the roseㅡ

ㅡi love you, choi san!

san frozed on his spot, his mind went blank as he heard the words he was hoping to hear from you but he couldnt believe that he is hearing those words from you

you pant heavily, lifting the rose in your hand as you drop your heels

yes, i love you, san. i really do! you repeat your words, in case san wouldnt believe in you or he might be deaf. i love you, san

san lift his hand and point to himself m-me? you love me?? and you nod why, y/n? i thought you would like woo but me? why me? i thougㅡ

his words were cut off by your kiss, you were too fed up with his rambling that you decided to kiss him, to show that you are truly in love with him. in love with san. he automatically kisses you back, his hands cupping your cheeks as he deepens his kiss, finally giving you the love he keeps for you for a long time. you broke the kiss first, trying to breathe and so is he. san looks at you with love in his eyes as he placed his forehead on yours with his hands on your waist. the rose you were holding was no longer in your hands as it falls onto the ground with your heels when you kissed san.

it was silent for a moment, it wasnt any awkward silence but rather a comfortable one. you know.. you started to speak i realised that after wooyoung confessed to me, i didnt feel right.

san raised his eyebrow, urging you to continue

i didnt feel like im at home, you know? i dont feel like me whenever im around him but i do whenever im around you. i realised that i've been loving you hard ever since you protected me from those bullies though i thought it would be a small crush but it wasnt and whats their name again? was it kahi? sarah? whatever.

ㅡyou make me feel at ease when i have a storm in my mind everyday, you were there for me even if i never asked you to and you make me feel im at home when im with you you said, caressing his cheeks as you peck his lips, before looking at him in the eye with full of love.

you are my home, san.

a/n 2: and thats it!!!!!! i kinda like this but at the same time no jshdhsjsjdh also i think i have improved my english alot! but if there are still any errors in this writing, im so sorry! please give feedbacks on how i can improve! thank you!! xoxo

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[nostalgiabones]

03. do you want to sleep in our bed? with one of the twins please 💕

03. “Do you want to sleep in our bed?”

As a father of six, Luke was no stranger to a wake up call in the middle of the night. He almost expected it - he couldn’t remember the last time he had a full nights sleep, without some sort of distruption. With Theo being only six months old, his crib was still in your room and he usually woke up for a feed, meaning Luke would wake up even though he didn’t need to.

It had been a long day - spending most of the morning at the studio before heading home to help out with the children, who seemed to have a million and one different things that they wanted him to do with them. He’d helped Poppy with some homework, Grayson with a song he was working on, and Willow wanted to show him what she’d learned about how to paint at nursery. It was nothing out of the ordinary - he was just exhausted.

He was more than happy to be in bed - he all but crashed against the mattress as soon as the kids had fallen asleep. He’d nearly drifted off in Arlo’s bed, as he was reading a book to him, Oscar and Willow. The twins were getting a little older, and at 5 years old, they were starting to be more independent. The wake up calls for them were less frequent, it was more likely to be Willow, so when he felt a little hand tapping his shoulder, he expected it to be her.

He opened his eyes to see Arlo stood in front of him, quiet tears rolling down his soft cheeks. He was sniffly softly, rubbing at his tired eyes, and the sight hurt Luke’s heart.

“Hey, Arlo, what’s the matter, hmm?” Luke murmured quietly, instantly sitting up in bed and perching on the edge of the mattress. Arlo instantly moved closer to him, holding his arms up as Luke lifted him to sit on his knee. Arlo felt calmer straight away, resting against Luke’s shoulder, his head in his neck. “Why are you crying? It’s not time to get up yet, bud.”

Luke noticed that Arlo almost seemed embarrassed, like he thought he was a little too old to be waking his Dad up in the middle of the night. But Luke didn’t mind - in his eyes, his children would never be too old to need his comfort.

“Did you have a bad dream?” Luke questioned further, feeling his wispy blonde hair tickle his skin as he nodded against his neck. Luke made a comforting noise, knowing Arlo was a little more sensitive than his twin brother. “It’s okay, it wasn’t real, I promise. Shall we go back to your bed?”

This instantly upset Arlo again. He shook his head quickly, a few more tears escaping as he cuddled closer to his dad. “No, dad. There’s something under my bed.”

It was then Luke realised what his dream must’ve been about. He’d struggled with his fear of the dark since he was a toddler, and he knew it was unlikely that Arlo would go back to sleep in his own bed tonight. He also knew that he should be learning to sleep in his own bed, and not get too comfortable sleeping in yours, but when it was only for one night, it was okay. “Okay, bubs. Do you want to sleep in our bed?”

He nodded against his shoulder again, his tears finally slowing down, knowing he was safe in his Dad’s arms. Luke laid back down in the bed, letting Arlo rest under his arm, his head on his shoulder once again. Luke kept one hand rubbing his back softly, knowing it wouldn’t take long for him to fall asleep again. “Good night, Arlo.”

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[lyricaloveranalysis]

How Sexy is Too Sexy?

Yet again, another song from 1991, but this time, it is one of those songs that has eclipsed itself, it has become more than the song, an entire catchphrase. That song is “I’m Too Sexy” by Right Said Fred. This amazing shitpost of a song begins with the lines “I’m too sexy for my love, too sexy for my love, love’s going to leave me.” Our protagonist establishes themself as a as a force to be reckoned with, a force of pure sexiness. Sexy is, as you know, short for “sexually attractive”, or attraction based off of sexual desire or causing such desire. Sexual desire is when you want to engage in sexual activities. If you do not know what sex is, you are too young to be reading this, please go listen to The Wiggles or whatever the fuck children do. So our protagonist, who we will call Sexgod, is so sexy, that their significant other could not handle it, and left them. There may be some reasoning to this as their love either was so turned on by Sexgod that it became unbearable, or that they did not think they were deserving of such a fine being. Next up is the lines “I’m too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt, so sexy it hurts.” Sexgod may have a few reasons for going shirtless, either they have such a nice chest that it must be shown off in all its glory, or said shirt is either physically irritating or disrupting the sexiness. Then “I’m too sexy for Milan, too sexy for Milan, New York and Japan.” Sexgod is too sexy for the Italian city of Milan, capital of the region of Lombardy, the American state of New York or possibly simply the largest city, New York City, and the entire island country of Japan, which is located in East Asia. Milan is well known for its fashion, as is New York City. Japan is also known for its fashion. It is unclear if Sexgod is banned from these places or if it is simply an observation as the people in the places listed are too busy admiring Sexgod to perform their daily functions. Next is the line “And I’m too sexy for your party, too sexy for your party, no way I’m disco dancing.” Sexgod cannot go to the party due to everyone at the party wanting to “hit it” as they say and Sexgod’s dance moves may be so great that people will be begging to sleep with them. Another meaning is that Sexgod may be too cool and too sexy for the decidedly uncool act that is disco dancing. Then the chorus “I’m a model, you know what I mean, and I do my little turn on the catwalk. Yeah, on the catwalk. Yeah, on the catwalk. I do my little turn on the catwalk.” Sexgod has used their sexiness to an advantage and became a model. However the “you know what I mean” may suggest that Sexgod has also engaged in what is known as “glamour photography”, in which the subjects are in erotic poses with a range of fully clothing on, even possible nudity. This is a very fitting career choice due to Sexgod being too sexy for many things. Sexgod is shown to be a runway model, showing off fashion on catwalks. A catwalk is a platform running from the stage to the auditorium, so people can get up and close to Sexgod and proceed to get heart palpitations. I personally believe that fetish fashion would be a very fitting choice in modelling for Sexgod due to their immense sexiness, however it could be too much for the viewer. The next verse starts with the lines “I’m too sexy for my car, too sexy for my car, too sexy by far.”, signifying that Sexgod possibly could not acquire a driver’s licence due to the teacher being overwhelmed by the sexiness, the other cars crashing into Sexgod’s car upon seeing who is in the driver’s seat, or Sexgod simply wanting to show themselves off on public transport. Then is, “I’m too sexy for my hat, too sexy for my hat, what ya think about that?”. Sexgod refuses to wear hats due to obscuring part of the sexiness, or the hat is too astounded by the sexy as to refuse to stay on their head. The question on the end is likely rhetorical, as Sexgod KNOWS they are already too sexy for a variety of things. The chorus is then repeated but the last line is changed to “I shake my little tush on the catwalk.” Sexgod is shaking what is known as “ass” at the viewers, possibly to sexually incite them and solidify the message of this song. Next is the verse that goes “Too sexy for my, too sexy for my, too sexy for my...cut!” Now, I personally do not believe Sexgod has magical healing powers, causing any wounds to automatically heal due out of respect for the immense sexiness. I believe this is just a restatement of the core tenets of this song, that they are too sexy to enjoy much of the things people take for granted, and then telling it to “cut!” or go to the chorus, which it does, it repeats the second chorus. Then is, “I’m too sexy for my cat, too sexy for my cat, poor pussy, poor pussy cat.” Sexgod’s cat is overwhelmed by their sexiness, and Sexgod is sorry that they’re too sexy for the cat. There is a pun here, as “pussy” is both referring to the type of genitals, and Felis catus, or the domestic cat. Sexgod is likely aware of their effects on people’s “private parts” or  “sexy bits”, and is possibly also apologizing for the upset or distraction caused by it, as sexual desire is shown to have *ahem* effects on the genitals. Sexgod then says “I’m too sexy for my love, too sexy for my love, love’s going to leave me”, which opened the song. I am not sure why they would have to state this again, however it may be a new love that was found, who left due to the same reasons. And then the line “And I’m too sexy for this song.” and which the song promptly ends. What a beautiful way to close your statement about your unbelievable amount of sexual attractiveness. I aspire to reach even 1/69th of the sheer sexiness that they have. How sexy do you have to be for even simple things to be distrupted due to your godly appearance? I’m too sexy for this analysis.

#lyrics

[cuteys]

Well it’s time for an update. I wish it was a good one but unfortunately it is not. They were unable to put the valve in due to the spot where they thought it could go is too close to the Y part in my heart where the valves spilt into the rest of the body. This would cause distruption of regular blood flow which we obviously don't want. My pulmonary valve has to work harder than the rest of my heart and all that workout leads to it being much bigger. The valve they were going to use just wouldn’t fit. To say I’m upset is an understatement and I cried for quite awhile coming out of the anesthesia. The positive is that they know exactly how my heart looks now and hopefully the medical tech will be able to progress in a way that my particular case can be helped. My cardiologist met with me after and said I’ll meet with him in 3 months to talk more about the next steps. He feels like they might be able to do this again in about a year and that it will be successful.

I’m frustrated, tired and angry. I want to cry and scream and go right back to hospital and yell at them to try again and again until it works. I’m so tired of waiting for medical tech to get better. That’s all they say everytime “just wait till it gets better! When it does it’ll work!” Yeah well so far it fucking hasn’t. I want to go to the makers of the valve and tell them to make shit better. I feel helpless and like I’ll never get better or feel normal. Everyone (except my family really) is telling me to “think positive” but right now fuck the positive

#chd

[badhomestuckfanfiction-blog]

Homestuck High - Chapter 3

Homestuck high Chapter 3: Dark magick and a lemon, a homestuck fanfic | FanFiction

this chapter contains ADULT CONTENT between john and rose!

~The author is either a child or a master of irony. I can't really tell

if u do not like it plz skip over it. im really enjoying riting this story but ill upload more 2morrow this is the last update for now I WANT REVIEWS

John and Rose were in a field holding hands and kissing.

~Check out this ADULT CONTENT YO!!!!!111!!

They were alone and the sun was high in the sky. Rose was in a long white dress and a sun hat and John was chasing her through corn and sunflowers.

~But weren't they holding hands? You can't hold hands with someone and be chasing them at the same time

He felt happy. She spun around and her silken gown brushed against the corn as she ran backwards in slow motion.

~How is that possible in real life

John went to grab her, but she moved out of the way and he stumbled over a giant cliff and fell into darkness.

~Woah what the hell. If the bottom is dark, that means it's a ravine, otherwise the sun would light it up. Why is there a giant ravine in a cornfield?

"John" a voice boomed as he hit the floor "I am the dark genie of precipice Araida!"

~Wat

Thunder boomed.

"You are yur frends are in GRAEVE DANGER" she said

~GRAEVE DANGER

"What do you mean!" John said he didnt want any harm to come to Rose so he was worried since they handnt had sex yet.

~Why is THIS your incentive to protect her?

"JADE IS PREGNANT WITH THE SON OF A DEVIL"

~Hey! Just because Dave has red eyes doesn't make him the Devil!

Aradia bombed

~Aradia bombed

as more thunder struck loudly "And Rose is NEXT"

"O M G" John giggled

~That is not the right reaction buddy

"you must destroy the dammed

~Dammed

incubes on a nigth when the moon is full and spill his blod onto Jade and make her drink it so it kills the baba!" Ariada proclaimed

~What the shit

"But WHO IS THE INUCUBS!" John demolished

~Why does the author always use really weird exclamation words?

as he clentched his fists.

Aradia glowed "You must find out for yourself john! UNLASH THE POWER FROM WITHIN AND DO NOT LET THE DEMON TANT YOUR ROSE OR SHE WILL WILT"

She handed him two plastic horns

~If they're Kanaya's horns and he uses them to flirt with Rose I will die happy

"When you put these on you will turn into my faithful demon sslayer ERIDAN"

~DAMMIT

she magistrated "He will serve you well"

"Ok" John said and he woke up

~IT WAS ALL A DREAM

"Oh your ok" Rose said and she hugged John

"What happened" John elaborated

~That's not what elaborate means

as Dave hugged him next.

Dave raged

~Every time the author uses a weird word to describe how someone says something an angel loses it's wings

"Dark magick came out of your mcdonnaldss burger and FOUND ITS WAY TO YOUR SOUL"

~What the hell

"How!" John demanded

~Through the power of TRANS FATS!!!

"we do not yet know" Tarvos clemenced "We think that by eating it it distrupted the forces within your purities"

~Or that

"oh my gog" John said seriously

~How do you say "oh my gog" seriously?

The next day at school the group sat in a dark corner away from everoyne else as hey tried to think what happened to Jonn. But John knew that deep down there was an demon after Rose's ovaries.

~That is one of the weirdest sentences I have ever read

He couldnt bare the thought of his love falling to such a trap.

"Maybe it was just food poisoning" Feferi helped

"No my legs began to shake with a need i have long forgotten when i saw the black aroma!" Tarvos said

~Wat

"Where are Jade?" Rose asked

Dave began to cry into Tarvos shoulder. John had a feeling in his gut that this was not a god sign.

~Quite the opposite, a demon sign

"She cheated on me with a college guy" he moaned into Tarvos. he was so upset.

~I only just realized that this entire setting of the trolls being on Earth and no one finding it at all weird makes no fucking sense

"OMG Dave" Vriska purred as she pulled his face into her boobs. Dave cried into them instead.

~What the fuck

"John we need to talk" Rose announced

"Ok" John said

They got up and went to a private part of the school where no one could see or hear them. John had a feeling that he would be getting lucky as some people call it but he knew he had to be carful. He couldnt risk getting his rose pregnant or the conseqences would be FATALITY.

"John" Rose moaned "Will u be my boyfriend?"

~Wait, you weren't already? Even after Out-of-character!Rose tried to have sex with you?

"Ok" John said

~Not "of course" or "I'd love to" or "absolutely", just "ok"

"So you will have sex with me then since thats what people do when they go out" Rose said

~That's quite a leap from "hey let's get to know each other better" to "hey let's fuck" but what do I know

John could not resist those gigantic bosoms in that tight school top were begging him to rip it off right here and plant his seed DEEP inside of her. but he had to control himself or things would get bad.

~This entire paragraph. Just. What. The. Fuck.

"I do not know Rose" John manifested "Maybe we should wait!"

"I AM TIRED OF WAITING FOR YOU JON. I WANT YOU TO PUT IT IN ME NOW."

~Rose, stop, this is sexual harassment

Rose did not need to say more. John teared open the girls school shirt and her boobies came springing out in a wave of bouncyness. They were like those bouncy balls, only they were softer. He ripped off her skirt and looked at her panties. there was water already dripping from her patnies and her thighs were wet.

~Oh dear god, it's getting worse

He took off his trousers and then ripped her panties into too feeling how wet they were between his hands. More water began leaking out of her flower while she moaned. She took off her bra and then pulled out Johns hard member and pressed it to her sacred area.

~Why do I do this to myself

"Put it in me Johnny!" she cried loudly.

~ROSE. STOP IT NOW

"Ok"

~Wow, John, you sure have a way with words!

John said and he put his shaft into her tight hole. It was hot and wet inside. She began orgasming and making sexual animal like noises.

~I did not expect this kind of thing to be in this story. This puts The Star Within's weird, overly-sexual make out scenes to shame

"Oh oh oh! Oh John! Pull it in a little deeper! Ooooooh yeah!" Rose exclamated.

~I can see why GeekToSpeak never made a part 3 to their reading

She clawed his back like a tigeress in heat and John contiued to deflower his sweet rose. He already felt close to consumating their love with his seed.

~John stop it now this is going to end badly

He could feel the water flowing out of her and onto the floor beneath them. It made him want to drink it all up and feed it to her.

~I have no words

he could not control himsellf any longer and they came together in one giiant orgasm.

~Does this mean it's over?

"JOOOOOOOOHN!" she moaned as he came deep within her carven, her flower oozing with the white liquid as he pulled out of her.

~This entire segment is fucked up on so many levels

"NO! John! Rose!" Jade's loud cry mewled.

~JADE, GET OUT BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE

They turned their sweaty heads

~I imagine some creepy scene of them with unchanging smiles slowly turning to her in sync

to see Jade struggling in the grasp of a man who looked more evil than ANY other man they had seen.

~I mean, you fought Lord Emglish, so I doubt that

His aura admitted a dark energy that made the clouds come together and boom lightening.

~That's not how science

"NOW THAT ROSE HAS BEEN GIVEN THE SEED I CAN PLANT MY SPAWN!" the evil man yelled

~Creep

"Sollux, it hath been a while!"

~That's some Caliborn-level shitty twist

Tarvos trembled as he, Feferi, Dave, Vriska and Gamzee all came running up to the area.

"John, use the power of my demon slayer to help Jade!" John heard aradia's voice call.

He reached into his pockets and pulled out the plastic horns and stuck them into his head. He felt himself morphing into a different being until he was no longer John but a purple capped man with thick rimmed glasses.

~the names ampora

~eridan ampora

~FUCK that sounded stupid, nevvermind

"Sollux" John's now deep Eridan voice boomed "It's time to duel.

john has transformed into eridan and sollux wants to plant his spawn! who will win! plz review and then u will find out!

~Was this story written by Karkat? Because it's CANCEROUS

~*badum, tchhhhhhhh*

~I’m not sure if I should tag this NSFW or not

#Homestuck High #Bad Fanfiction

[q-confessions]

About Q #1

Many people suffering from mental illness have little “quirks” that show when they are uneasy or when their anxiety is triggered. When you are able to point out your own quirks it becomes easier to recognize what types of situations become your trigger points.  

By recognizing this, you can either remove yourself from said situation or try to stop your quirk by physically adjusting yourself and changing your mindset to something more positive. This is something I have struggled with in the past but I am trying to become a better person to communicate with!

MY SOCIAL QUIRKS:

- Failure to make eye contact. This is a quirk that I am trying my hardest to fix because it has an effect on my conversations between friends and I and it can give them the wrong signal such as me being uninterested or bored. I have tried to figure out why I do this and I believe it to be a result of being bullied as a child. I would often get yelled at by other kids or sometimes hit in the face for “looking at them” when I often was either just day dreaming or looking past them. This had a major affect on how I present myself in public for a LONG time so to this day I keep my eyes down or gaze out a window and avoid direct eye contact.

- Talking quickly or fumbling over my words. When I get anxious around a new person or they don’t agree with something I say; I get this jolt in my heart and it kicks up speed beating irregularly fast and I get tongue tied or start talking quickly. I immediately catch myself doing this and it makes things worse because I know the other person notices my behavior and it then makes me even more flustered or embarassed. This is a tough quirk to break because I am easily broken at the thought of making someone disappointed or dislike me because I have trouble socializing.

- Drinking excessively. I do not leave my apartment often but if I do happen to see someone we go out for lunch. Because of my difficulty with eye contact I usually find things to distract myself unconciously and focusing on my drink or food is the most common distraction although it isn’t necessarily negative as it helps my from becoming too anxious. 

- Lack of trust. I have had many many manyyyyyyyyyy fake friends cross my path for one reason or another. This on top of being bullied most of my life as caused me to not trust people. Although I want close friends, it takes time for my to completely open up to others because I am scared of feeling used again when all I want is a companion. 

MY GENERAL ANXIETY QUIRKS:

- Leg fidgeting. My legs bounce excessively when I am stressed out and it is a trait that runs in my family. This is a quirk I typically allow to happen because if I do not I tend to go for one of my more distruptive quirks.

- Pen clicking. I APOLOGIZE TO ANYONE WHO HAS EVER DEALT WITH ME DOING THIS!!! I honestly don’t even realize I am doing it until after it has likely aggrevated someone. Like many who suffer from anxiety, pressing buttons, tapping or spinning objects is a form of self-relief. One item that can help with this is a fidget cube which I hope to get myself in the near future [usually $6 from the US or $2 from China]. https://www.ebay.com/itm/Rose-Fidget-Cube-Toy-Anxiety-Stress-Relief-Attention-Focus-Adults-Kids-Attention/252965998621

- Teeth Chomping. For the health of my teeth, I am trying SO HARD to stop this one! I had a huge issue with this as a kid and stopped for most of my young adult life but the habit has sparked up again. When ever I am under alot of stress I chomp my teeth repeatedly until I catch myself and force it to stop.

- Lip or Cheeck Biting. This is one of my more self destructive quirks. I bite the dead skin on my lips a lot when I am stressed or working. This is one I have gotten better at stopping by glazing my lips in medicated chapstick several times a day.

MY DEPRESSION QUIRKS:

- Procrastination. I am actually having issues with this right now . . When I am under a high amount of stress, I tend to wait til the last minute to do things. Time seems to fly when I attempt to plan out my day and in the end not accomplish a damn thing! I struggle with this more than anything else but I will continue to try and break my habit with better scheduling habits or alarm reminders.

- Eating. I eat when I am upset and it is destroying my body. This is a difficult quirk to break but the way I help stop it is by not buying junk food or soda. If I am going to snack it might as well be healthy! This has become a bit easier for me to control because I try to have toddler sized portions when I get the stress munchies so I end up just frequently picking at bits of food rather than shoveling food down my throat like I did in middle school and high school.

- Solitude. There at times like this very moment where I evade social media and discord to keep to myself until I feel like I am able to talk to people with out wanting to cry over every little thing. I have a hard time socializing as it is but it is 1000x worse when I am depressed. I hate myself so much at these times and I dont want to share that with others. 

#bad habits #anxiety #depression #social anxiety