#and i feel like toph would emotionally blackmail aang into reading it to her

[cometblaster2070]

I don’t think I’ve ever considered the hilarious implications of Toph having the rest of the Gaang read to her.

Just think on it for a moment.

Yes, of course, it would be adorable and so wholesome to see them all bond like this.

But consider the other side of this coin.

It would start out innocent enough. Toph would probably have them read her completely normal, plain books, you know, books that probably didn’t have anything in them aside from the occasional dash of violence.

But then... then the Toph-ness kicks in.

Imagine her slowly slipping in more and more obscene books. It would be books with copious amounts of violence and swearing at first, just to make Katara sputter, to make Aang go red, and to make Sokka chuckle.

And then she ends up getting her hands on some sort of romance novel. (I don’t really read much of those so just imagine the dirtiest one you can) And, oh, that’s when the real shit would start.

As for the obvious question: ‘How the fuck would Toph even know what the books will be about,’ I direct you to Big Brother Zuko who probably wouldn’t even bat an eye at Toph’s bullshit.

Toph: Hey, Zuko!

Zuko: Yeah?

Toph *Hands him book*: What’s this one called?

Zuko: *Reads off Katara-Banned title*

Toph:

Toph: Can you read it to me?

Zuko:

Zuko, knowing full well what the novel’s about and that Katara’s banned it: Yeah, sure, why not, but let’s go get Aang first.

#atla #avatar the last airbender #atla headcanon #atla hc #god i love this show #toph beifong #zuko #sokka #aang #katara #zuko and toph are siblings #big brother zuko #genuinely feel like zuko wouldn't even blink twice #he'd just be like #'whatever you green gremlin come on' #and i feel like toph would emotionally blackmail aang into reading it to her #sokka would probs read it for shits and giggles #and katara #damn #katara would be furious #the gaang #ngl it would be adorable #to see them read to toph #and it would also be completely like them #to make this wholesome and ridiculously hilarious