"Congrats, Bonnet, you picked the only ship where everyone's dead."
This man is a comedian
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no but gentlehands really is great like you would think the two characters who hated and dueled and stabbed each other while crushing on the same guy the entire first season would have like. a really slowburn friendship but no. izzy's like ok well new captain hours i guess. I just hang out in this man's room 24/7 now and I watch him twirl around in his pretty coats and I spout ominous poetry at him and give him pirate lessons while making sure I touch his ass and I HAVE TO look softly and proudly at him when he is good at pirate captaining. this is just what I do now
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Redesigned my Dramarama designs! I got the sizing off, oops
Man whoever here remembers my Total Drama phase of my art, thanks for sticking around and sorry about my saw obsession
ANYWAY! I’m super proud of these updated designs and I might redesign the other ones I did. They deserve a glow up too
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Izzy moving from the thorn in Stede and Ed’s side to their relationship therapist. Told Ed to leave Stede alone after a traumatic event because he knew it wasn’t a smart idea and then later told Stede to leave the bar to avoid a fight which immediately broke out when Stede got upset and drunk. And he’s hot for these two idiots which is fine because he’s an idiot as well. Love them all <3
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Can't wait to see Frenchie "bottle it up" gaypirate, Jim "I'm normal secretive" Jiménez, and Izzy Hands stuck on a boat together
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like many people have already pointed out, if a good chunk of the fandom cares more about a side character than the two main characters, then the writers did something wrong.
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Plot twist: Ed thinks Izzy is completely over him, and the little "he's just jealous" comment was because he thinks Izzy is jealous of him for getting with Stede
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