#and scaring them with realistic Elmo noises

[smol-loaf]

Y’all not to toot my own horn but I just ran my best one shot ever it had:

- a man sending the party on a dangerous quest because he loves his wife SO much

- mafia goblins in 3 piece suits shaking down the party and refusing to gender the lizardborn because “they’re a lizard how am I supposed to know what they want to be called”

- the party talking down the goblins and learning one of them wanted to be a biologist but didn’t get through school so they gave him a cool mushroom

- “roll a X check for me” “oh no” times 1000

- the party making a rope out of MONSTER PIECES to overcome an obstacle

- tickle me Elmo as the final eldritch monstrosity

- “I cast hold person on the owner of the wish-granting Elmo who can definitely kill me” the BBG rolls..... an 8.....

- the party soothing the Elmo with cookies and a pretty flower, tell it they’ll free it and roll well on convincing this little being. The Elmo’s head snaps back so it can make eye contact with the handler, still being held by hold person, and utters “DIE” in their little Elmo voice. The handler explodes.

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