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kneelingshadowsalome · 8 months

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The "who can cook on a basic level" got me giggling lmaooo. Like I can imagine Konig's apartment or whatever being a mess.

Like there would be minimal furniture. Just the necessities. Bed, plates, couch, some clothes, small TV. There would be dishes in the sink and dirty clothes stacked in the corner. The only thing that is in order is his knife and gun collection (and maybe his bed is made since i hear the military takes that seriously, i think, lmao).

Engel comes over, and she's like the "damn bitch you live like this???" Meme.💀💀💀💀

"The only thing that is in order is his knife and gun collection (and maybe his bed is made since i hear the military takes that seriously, i think, lmao)."

LOL I'm crying. This is our man right here!

Gun & knife collection absolutely shipshape, everything is oiled and polished and clean and sharp and taken care of with furious love and neurotic control.

Everything else is just meh whatever, the furniture was hauled into the apartment from a thrift store, this guy eats white toast and pretends he's a basketball player as he dunks some trash into the bin all the way from his mattress, I doubt he even has a tv. (He just stares at a wall or at his collections or argues on the internet if he feels like shit)

All his shirts are black, he only owns one plate and two forks – you can usually find them in the sink, he just washes them quickly when he needs to eat – one frying pan, two mugs and three glasses. Perhaps a toaster and a coffee machine. And absolutely NO ART whatsoever on the walls, no posters, no pics, no nothing, just white paint.

König is also the meme "when you have to shower at his place" 💀 Like there's one sad deodorant and some general "sea breeze" men's body wash meeting your horrified gaze as you enter the bathroom. Apparently he uses the body wash as a shampoo... and as a hand soap :/ (You hope he uses it as a hand soap since there isn't a pump soap or soap bar in sight)

And there's always dirty socks on the floor when you come to visit. Otherwise, the place is surprisingly clean, he must vacuum regularly or have some kind of army routine he opts to to keep the place so tidy.

#answered #yandere könig

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colourstreakgryffin · 8 months

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Ok but think about it.. kamaboko squad(leave out nezuko if you need) having a picnic, headcannons? I'd imagine inosuke would eat the food on the way there 💀

Oooh! That’s so cute! I missed the Kamaboko Squad, so here they are! Welcome them back!

Kamado Tanjiro

Tanjiro is the one who finds the perfect place to have this picnic

Tanjiro is very excited to have such a peaceful bonding time with his dear friends

Tanjiro is trying to stop Inosuke from eating all the food Genya and Kanao prepared, whilst it’s being made and on the way to the spot

Tanjiro cooks his own home meals for the picnic and offers each one to his friends with a smile you just can’t say no to

Tanjiro has to keep Nezuko in her box for the entire picnic, but has her sat besides him so she can be apart of it

Agatsuma Zenitsu

Zenitsu wants the picnic to be a comfortable experience so he finds the right blanket and a few more pillows

Zenitsu has a habit of picking out flowers and on a whim, decided to scatter them over his friends’ heads before eating

Zenitsu is somewhat picky about his food choices so he doesn’t eat nearly as much as everybody else

Zenitsu is the one who organises the dirty dishes afterwards and takes the baskets to wash from Genya

Hashibira Inosuke

Insouke has never heard of a picnic before in his life so when he hears the word, he is eager to see it

Inosuke is not allowed to help with the preparations at all after he accidentally broke the handle of one of the picnic baskets

Insouke steals food from his friends as he is a true glutton. He can’t control his appetite, he’ll just satisfy it

Inosuke is somewhat of a jokester, so he puts his boar mask in the basket and pretend it’s a actual boar head he will eat

Tsuyuri Kanao

With Genya, Kanao works hard to make all the food for picnic. She wants every snack to be perfect so she gives it her all

Kanao borrows cute picnic baskets from Shinobu to be used. She even decorates it in little butterfly clips

Kanao lights up when she tries the snacks Tanjiro prepared. She has a very strict diet and anything beyond that range is a flavour fest

Kanao notices when her friends seem tired and she pats their heads, letting them lay on her lap cough cough Genya

Shinazugawa Genya

With Kanao, Genya puts to use his pretty good cooking skills to make all the food associated with this picnic

Genya is assisting Tanjiro with handling the group. If anybody gets too out of hand, he’ll sort them out

Genya, being the sweetheart he is, helps Kanao with the food when he sees her struggling

Genya is a bit shy. He has had picnics before with his siblings, but never with anybody other than them

Okaaay. I ain’t a KanaGen shipper(it does seem cute but idk and does it even exist?), but these two are legit BFFs for real!

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thelemoncoffee · 2 years

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Hi hello yes, I am here to revive the perfection that is space fae au with the idea of maid kirumi dealing with crew shenanigans on duty. I don’t know jack about fae or anything I’ll be honest, but I came to the conclusion that she would either be a widow spider or an emo moth (you can tell i really thought this out💀) that cleans up the whole ship herself. It sounds like a lot to do because how could one alien clean a whole ship? Idk you tell me shes an alien, but as a moth I’d like to think she only comes out to clean at night (which would be set by crew, I remembered since they’re in space) with her night light so it would be easier to keep things clean and not have to wash any extra dirty dishes into the sink while shes already CLEANING THEM (mad from personal experience👹👹) that doesn’t mean she wouldn’t scare the hell out of some nocturnal crew like himiko who i assume is an owl and freaking the hell out cuz they’ve been working on this ship for the past 4 years and this random moth lady cleaning the bathroom with a sentient mop makes your stomach hit your brain because she basically came out of no where?? Currently I’m working on a drawing of maid moth kirumi so i can give everyone an idea of what she would look like. MM (moth maid) for the win ✨

Kirumi's a Arachnid in my personal take on the au, but you have piqued my interest with this moth maid idea.

also the fae part of space fae is directed at humans; from the aliens point of view, humans are these mystical tricksters (aka fae) with crazy abilites from a breathing planet that by all means they should not be able to live on. i've shortend it down to "space fae au" because "humans are space fae au" is annoying to type out

#ask kai

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