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zuzusexytiems · 7 years

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tagged by @babyfairybaekhyun to post unecessary information about yours truly lmao THANKS BAE

also i answered this last friday and saved it on my drafts so the first part of this doesn’t exactly count anymore ack

THE LAST: 1. Drink: white coffee which I mixed some milo into 2. Phone call: My uber driver asking me where I was 3. Text message: An appointment confirmation from my therapist 4. Song you listened to: Homesick at Space Camp - Fall Out Boy 5. Time you cried: The other night bc I read this stupid VIctuuri oneshot based off of PS I Love You aND THEY FUCKING KILLED OFF VICTOR WHY DO I KEEP DOING THIS TO MYSELF UDJHSUIJ @randomrissarush HAVE YOU: 6. Dated someone twice: I’m not even sure tbh lmao 7. Kissed someone and regretted it: Yeah. 8. Been cheated on: No 9. Lost someone special: Yeah. 10. Been depressed: Yes. 11. Gotten drunk and thrown up: Yeah. LIST 3 FAVORITE COLORS: 12-14: Pink, blue, ochre yellow IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU: 15. Made new friends: Yep. 16. Fallen out of love: Wasn’t even in love with anyone in the first place lmao #sadlyf 17. Laughed until you cried: Not sure tbh 18. Found out someone was talking about you: Yeah. The older you get, the more you realize how inevitable that shit is, lbr. 19. Met someone who changed you: Yeah. Not in a very good way though, no. 20. Found out who your friends are: Already have for a while now. @randomrissarush 56. Pair of trainers: I’m not sure how I’m supposed to answer this?? Like do you mean I own a pair trainers or…? :)))

MORE GENERAL: 57. Eating: Not at the moment 58. Drinking: Nothing 59. I’m about to: leave the office 61. Waiting for: The Legend of Korra comics coming in October uhfjkdhsfnusj 62. Want: I don’t know I want lots of things and I’m really fucking lonely 63. Get married: if I meet the right person, then yeah 64. Career: I’m a copywriter but I’m planning on taking my masters in clinical psychology

WHICH IS BETTER 65. Hugs or kisses: hugs 66. Lips or eyes: Eyes 67. Shorter or taller: taller 68. Older or younger: Younger (but not too much, like 2-3 years is my cap off lol) 70. Nice arms or nice stomach: Arms (cus I like soft bellies)(would not be opposed to abs tho ngl) 71. Sensitive or loud: Sensitive af 72. Hook up or relationship: either 73. Troublemaker or hesitant: troublemaker

HAVE YOU EVER: 74. Kissed a stranger: No 75. Drank hard liquor: yeah 76. Lost glasses/contact lenses: No, I’ve never had or needed either 77. Turned someone down: Yeah. 78. Sex in the first date: Nope 79. Broken someone’s heart: Yeah. 80. Had your heart broken: Yeah. 81. Been arrested: No 82. Cried when someone died: Yes 83. Fallen for a friend: Yes

DO YOU BELIEVE IN: 84. Yourself: Learning to (struggling to. rather) 85. Miracles: Yeah 86. Love at first sight: Maybe. It doesn’t happen to everyone but I do think it’s possible 87. Santa Claus: …no? 88. Kiss in the first date: Depends. I’m leaning towards a no rn though 89. Angels: ehhh sometimes 90. Current best friends name: CURRENT??? @randomrissarush THIS IS NEVER GOING TO CHANGE, EXCUSE ME. Also Bea, Jara, E.Y. and Apoline @heart-peen 91. Eyecolor: Dark brown 92. Favorite movie: Big Fish

gonna tag @randomrissarush @impalakatara @savingprimrose @muse-of-chaos@littledevil26 @writeme123@pettypingpongpaddle @p-t-f-s @lekoppafandoms @beifongheiress @lithafox@paper-jamz

enjoy!

#sharing tiems #tag thing

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queenreginascontour · 7 years

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thanks for tagging me @rnaxwellbeaumont !!

LAST… [1] drink: water [2] phone call: uhh i think my mom to ask what i should pick up from trader joes ??? [3] text message: “deadass vommed in my mouth” (v poetic) to my friend about her ex bf lmao [4] song you listened to: drew barrymore by sza (a GODDESS) [5] time you cried: a couple weeks ago when i found out my dog has cancer :(((

HAVE YOU EVER… [6] dated someone twice: lol nope fuckkkk that [7] been cheated on: not that ik of lmao [8] kissed someone and regretted it: yup,,, one of his teeth fell out during it,, i wish i was kidding [9] lost someone special: for sure [10] been depressed: haha ! wow ! ...yeah [11] gotten drunk and thrown up: ...yes

LIST 3 FAVOURITE COLOURS: [12] purple [13] red [14] v into pastel orange rn idk

IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU… [15] made new friends: yep ! [16] fallen out of love: love ? i dont know her [17] laughed until you cried: oh yeah [18] found out someone was talking about you? i don’t think anyone can go thru hs w/out this happening to them ??? if so tell me ur ways [19] met someone who changed you: kinda [20] found out who your true friends are: YUP [21] kissed someone on your facebook list: adkladj my fb was made solely so my friend could stalk this dude we met in london and she didn’t wanna use hers so nah i don’t rly have fb

GENERAL… [22] how many of your facebook friends do you know in real life: again it was only for stalking purposes i don’t thikn i have a profile pic even [23] do you have any pets: oh god my family is wild,,, 2 dogs, a rabbit, a fish, and a fuckign bearded dragon named douglas [24] do you want to change your name: so my real name is theadora, but i go by teddy ??? and lately i’ve been wondering like, is teddy a name that is respected in the adult world ??? should i switch to thea ???? but then i was like, nah bich, the adult world better step the fuck UP to respect the name teddy !!!! [25] what did you do for your last birthday: my friends took me to a ny rangers game [26] what time did you wake up: like 11 lmao [27] what were you doing at midnight last night: working on questions for the endless summer quiz ! [28] name something you cannot wait for: current pres to be out of office hockey szn uhh to see my friends tm they’ve been gone for so long :’) !!! [29] when was the last time you saw your mother: she just walked past me [30] what is one thing you wish you could change about your life: so, so many things but prob mostly that i wasn’t so fuckign SHY as a kid and realized my worth earlier in life [31] what are you listening to right now: my summer playlist x the washing machine spinning [32] have you ever talked to a person named tom: ????? prolly [33] something that is getting on your nerves: the current president fake people l o l [34] most visited website: recently tumblr & unif.com bc i love looking at things i’m too broke to buy l m a o [35] moles: uhh like 5+ ??? [37] marks: freckles, moles, birthmark on my thigh, teeth marks where my brother bit my brother bit my arm when he was a mf BABY, scar on ankle from when my friend accidentally nicked me w his skate [38] hair colour: light brown,, kinda looks like i have blonde ombre rn bc i’m growing out highlights that went...... overboard [39] long or short hair: longggg [40] do you have a crush on someone: fuck i wish i did [41] what do you like about yourself? uhhhh prob my humor and also how i truly give no fucks [42] piercings: two in each ear lobe [43] blood type: lmao this is a mystery to both me and my parents [44] nickname: teddy (obv), teds, daddy-o, my last name, petty teddy, i’m prob forgetting some [45] relationship status: single [46] zodiac sign: libra [47] pronouns: she/her [48] fav tv show: oh man,,,, parks & rec, the office, big little lies, the o.c. lmao, big brother (but not.. recently), brooklyn 99, and sooooo much trash reality tv bc i’m weak (espec foreign real housewives ???? don’t ask) [49] tattoos: NOT YET but i want some,,, my papou (grandpa) deadass wants me to get a giant snake on my arm ???? but i want something small and deffo an exclamation point on my wrist or ankle [50] right or left handed: right

FIRST… [51] surgery: none [52] piercing: my first lobe piercings when i was in i think fourth grade ??? [53] best friend: HAHAHA this snake who i met in kindergarten & called the police on me last summer,,,, good riddance ! [54] sport: basketball [55] vacation: greece to be shown to my fam when i was 8 months old [56] pair of trainers: oh man idk,,, prob some disney themed ones that lit up

RIGHT NOW… [57] eating: chocolate [58] drinking: water [59] i’m about to: eat dinner & finish up the quiz prob [60] listening to: faded by opia,,, good vibes [61] waiting for: my laundry to be done [62] want: CASH, food, to take a drive bc i’m Stressedt and driving calms me [63] get married: only in choices for now bc im still young binch ! ,,,in like 10 yrs tho [64] career: surviving as a student & picking up my parents bougie friends when they get drunk at the country club bc they don’t trust uber

WHICH IS BETTER… [65] hugs or kisses: kisses [66] lips or eyes: EYES [67] shorter or taller: taller [68] older or younger: older [70] nice arms or nice stomach: arms,,,, i have a Thing [71] sensitive or loud: sensitive [72] hook up or relationship: rn just hook ups,,, i do not have the time or energy for a relationship [73] troublemaker or hesitant: akl;djfl;a both... depends on the sitch/mood/amount of alcohol in me

HAVE YOU EVER… [74] kissed a stranger? jklajsdl; yes [75] drank hard liquor? yes [76] lost glasses/contact lenses? nah shout out to my 20/20 vision ay [77] turned someone down: yeahhhh [78] sex on first date? nah [79] broken someone’s heart? don’t think so [80] had your own heart broken? nah i’m a guarded ass bitch for a reason ! [81] been arrested? no (shoutout to the cops for recognizing that the formerly mentioned snake’s police report was total bs !) [82] cried when someone died? for sure [83] fallen for a friend: not rly

DO YOU BELIEVE IN… [84] yourself? ehhhhhhhhh [85] miracles? sure [86] love at first sight? nope [87] santa claus? for fun [88] kiss on the first date? sure [89] angels? ye

OTHER… [90] current best friend’s name: christina [91] eye colour: green, but apparently they’re two diff colors ??? one is more blue ??? idk everyone says it but i don’t see it [92] favourite movie: uhhh moonrise kingdom, saw baby driver recently and liked it,,,,, i can’t think of any rn

i tag:

@superpotato824 @purpledinosaur4ever and uhhh this is cheating but idk/can’t think of anyone’s url yet so uhh i tag whoever hasn’t done this and wants to !!

#this was a great cure for boredom #about me #long post

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ronaldreghan · 7 years

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bruh

1. You woke up naked next to the last person you texted, what would you say?

well that would be dani and i would be very confused. “why was i naked?” i would ask. i have no reason to be naked around dani. or anyone, for that matter.

2. What’s going on between you and the last person you kissed?

well i found out he was a trump supporter (rip) so i deleted him from everything. i still feel gross and its been almost 6 months.

3. If your boyfriend or girlfriend was into drugs, would you care?

honestly depends on the drug. weed? i dont care. shrooms/lsd/acid? id be a little iffy, but i ultimately wouldnt care. heroin/cocaine/opiods? id immediately try to help them get help.

4. Is your last name longer than six letters?

ya its 7 lol

5. Was your last kiss drunk or sober?

sober (unfortunately)

6. Have you ever wanted to have someone but you messed it up?

no? i dont think so

7. What does your last received text say?

“i like that color”

8. How many times have you kissed the last person you kissed?

idk we made out for like twenty minutes because i was too chicken to say “hey you were fun for ten minutes but id really rather be with my friends”

9. Where was your last kiss at?

some shitty halloween rave

10. When is the last time you saw your sister?

i dont have a sister lol

11. What do you drink in the morning?

water

12. Where did you sleep last night?

in my bed? where else am i gonna sleep? the dumpster behind my dorm? a clown car?

13. Do you think relationships are hard?

yeah. its constant work, but it shouldnt be annoying work, you know? its work thats hard but you enjoy doing it

14. If you could go back and change something in the past 5 months, would you?

ya i wouldnt spend so much money lol

15. You’re locked in a room with the last person you kissed, any problems?

YES GET ME OUT OF THERE AWAY FROM TRUMP BOY

16. Would you rather it be sunny or rainy?

rainy!!!

17. Do you know anyone with the same middle name as you?

nope

18. Are you wearing jeans,sweatpants,or pajama pants?

jeans

19. Do you think you will be in a relationship 3 years from now?

wish i fuckin knew. probably not.

20. Does anyone like you?

no i dont think so.

21. Have you ever kissed someone with a name that starts with an S?

nope

22. Is the last person you kissed gay?

fuck no

23. Is there a person you CANNOT stand?

the boy i last kissed

24. Have you ever considered getting a tattoo?

i already have one lmao

25. In the past week have you cried?

yeah i cried in the airport because i had to call my mom because i didnt have enough money for the uber home and i was freaking the fuck out

26. What breed was the last dog you saw?

i dont know! but he was littleand cute and i love him

27. Do you dry off in the shower or out of the shower?

out of the shower

28. Have you ever kissed a football player?

no all the football players i knew in high school were gross, and my current school doesnt have a football team

29. Do you think you’re old?

im not 20 yet so no

30. Do you like text messaging?

yes! i love texting! it makes it so easy to talk to my friends back home and also its so much easier to put things into writing

31. What type of day are you having?

eh, its ok. i met with my schools career service center and we talked about what i have to do to get my dream job, and also an actual job.

32. Have you ever thought about getting your nose pierced?

yeah, but i cant do piercings.

33. Do you prefer warm or cold weather?

WARM

34. Is there a person of the opposite sex who means a lot to you?

my dad! even though he annoys me sometimes hes still my dad and i love him a lot

35. Would you prefer a relationship or a fling?

a fling. i dont have the time, money, or desire for an actual Relationship rn

36. Are you a simple or complicated person?

id like to think simple, but i also know that my logic doesnt always make sense to other people, which can make me seem complicated so *shrug* idk

37. What song are you listening to?

im listening to the sabres/sharks broadcast sooooo

38. When you say you’re sorry do you mean it?

usually39. Is there a girl that knows everything or almost everything about you?

dani, anishka, brooke40. What made you start liking the person you like now?

well he plays for the sabres and hes super cute and i love him hes softe. he doesnt know i exist because why would he but i lov him.41. When did you last receive a text message?

well since i wrote the beginning of this post i have received two (2) texts, the most recent of which was 3 minutes ago42. What is wrong with you right now?

I NEED MONEY. I HAVE $6 IN MY BANK ACCOUNT AND I HAVE $100 IN FRATERNITY DUES AT THE END OF THE MONTH.43. How well do you know the last female you texted?

dani is one of my best friends lol44. Does anyone disgust you?

myself, mostly. but like, ACTUAL disgust? anyone who is alt-right.45. Would you date someone right now if they asked?

probably not46. Are you in a good mood right now?

relatively, yeah47. Who was the last person you talked to in person?

my roommates48. What color shirt are you wearing?

its a black parade mcr shirt...................49. Has someone recently told you something you didn’t want to hear?

yeah, that im poor lol50. Anyone you’re giving up on?

myself51. Do you hate the person you fell hardest for?

yeah, i honestly hate him so much hahaha but yet were still facebook friends so

52. Have you ever thought about giving up on someone but couldn’t?

the buffalo sabres53. Do you like rain?

yes!!! i love rain so much!!! especially thunderstorms!!!! 54. Do you care if your boyfriend/girlfriend drinks?

no55. Have you ever liked somebody and never told them?

all the time in high school. i knew they didnt like me back, so pair that with crippling shyness and nothing ever happened.56. Do you like to cuddle?

YES. CUDDLE ME.57. Are you shy?

GOD YES. i Cannot talk to new people. 58. Do you get along with girls?

i gotta. us women gotta stick together.59. Have you dated the person you texted last?

yeah dani and i dated for like almost 3 months lol 60. What do you carry with you at all times?

my phone. i always, always have my phone with me. 61. If you were paid 1 million dollars to spend the night in a supposed haunted house, would you?

oh fuck yeah. i love ghosts gimme some ghost love. 62. Do you think you can last in a relationship for five months?

eh. sure, lets say yeah. 63. Think back to October, were you in a relationship?

nope, but i wanted one. and now i am Here, single, bitter. 64. The person you like kisses you on the forehead, do you find this cute?

OH MY GODDDDDD FOREHEAD KISSES KILL ME AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ALSO TEMPLE KISSES GOD I AM SO WEAK FOR THOSE65. Did anything “cute” happen in the last week?

yeah, i surprised brooke and dani and they both screamed which was probably cute, but mostly made me warm inside.

66. How old are the last three people you kissed?

uh 19/20, 18, and 16 (at the time)

67. Would you rather pay to get your nails done or do them yourself?

id do them myself lol i dont fucking care. ��68. Which do you like better- Zebra print or leopard print?

...zebra?

69. Do you have any stickers on your car?

no but i want some70. Would you rather listen to Luke Bryan or Lil Wayne?

lil wayne, i dont fuck my cousins.71. Blackberry, Anroid, or iPhone?

iphone bith!!!72. When’s the last time you had pizza from Pizza Hut?

like two-ish weeks ago?73. Do you like diet soda?

yeah i like diet coke more than regular coke? idk it tastes better74. What color are the walls in your room?

here theyre an ugly beige, back home theyre sabres blue and gold (i was in seventh grade ok bye)75. Are you 16 or older?

ya im 19 now76. Do you watch Pretty Little Liars?

nope.77. Do you have a job?

not yet, but i applied for a ton! please send positive thoughts my way that i get one!!! 78. What are your initials?

MMR79. Did you ever have braces?

yeah, for two and a half years :/80. Are you from the south?

do i fuck my cousins?

81. What does your last status on facebook say?

my most recent activity was me sharing the article about harrison browne retiring, but my most recent original activity says “ED SHEERAN IS COMING TO BUFFALO THIS IS NOT A DRILL”82. Do you still talk to the first person you ever kissed?

nope. he re-followed me on twitter in november tho lol83. Are you closer to your mom or your dad?

probably my mom, but it used to be the other way around.84. Have you ever done cheerleading or gymnastics?

no but i wanted to so bad when i was younger!!!85. What’s the last movie you saw in theaters?

the lego batman movie lol86. Do you smoke?

nope. both of my parents smoked cigarettes and i dont fuck with that. as for weed (which i assume this is actually referring to), i smoked it once over the summer,but i dont really want to again? idk i just have no burning desire to get high.87. Would you rather wear heels or flip flops?

flip flops.88. Is your phone touch screen?

ya89. Do you normally wear your hair straight or curly?

my hair is limp bitch90. Have you ever snuck out of your house?

yeah lol once i snuck out at 1 in the morning to go to noco and buy chocolate milk it was an Adventure91. Would you rather swim in a river, lake, or pool?

pool. im not about to get some fucking parasite in my vagina, which would happen to me with my shitty luck.92. Have you ever made out in a car?

ye93. …Had sex in a car?

no, im a version94. Are you single or in a relationship?

single95. What were you doing last night at midnight?

what WAS i doing last night at midnight, thats actually a good question.96. When’s the last time you saw fireworks?

uh new years. in person? fourth of july i think.97. Do you like the camera on your phone?

yeah. i mostly take my picture through snapchat so98. Have you ever had a friend with benefits?

I FUCKING WISH99. Have you ever passed out from drinking?

no but ive thrown up.............100. Are you friends with people on facebook that you actually hate?

a few101. Have you ever had a pregnancy scare?

bitch do i look like im stickin dicks in my hoo ha102. Name your favorite Kesha song:

her cover of true colors? iconic, show stopping, brilliant, amazing, never been done before103. Do you have any tan lines right now?

yes! its amazing bc that never happens104. Would you ever wear cowboy boots with shorts?

FUCK. NO.

#mine #Anonymous

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venussempai · 7 years

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I never promised to be super active here but I am gonna apologize for inactivity anyway.

So hey guys, the like 5 of you that follow this minimally active blog.

Sorry for not posting or reblogging or doing like anything on here recently. Life has been trying to actually kill me recently, be it with stress or with that car wreck I was in last week.

Yep! You read that right! I was in a car wreck. Lemme tell ya about that cuz ya boi is surprised he is even alive rn tbh. SO- I was at a stop sign that was part of this 4 way intersection, I had no visibillity on either side so i crept forward a little bit in order to see the damn road and check if anyone was coming in either direction (no one was at the time) so I proceeded to go through the intersection. Mind you this is a residential area and in my state you can’t go more than 20-25 in a residential zone, I was barely going 10-15 cuz I had just started to move through. Outta nowhere on my left (which is the driver side as i was the driver) this car comes barreling around a corner going 40+ miles an hour and crashes directly into me on the drivers side, it caused me to then back spin outta control, hit a tree and then go up onto a sidewalk and almost go through the front of a small apartment building had i not been able to recover and pull the e-brake for dear life.

The car i was driving was totaled and so was the car that this crack whore (and i’m saying this because she is proven to be one and not just to insult her) was driving, she also crashed into a parked car and dented its passenger side door in. None of us were seriously injured at all, miraculously my friend who was in the passenger seat of my car only got shaken up, i got bruised all up and down my legs and had a mild concussion, the lady who hit us got a small cut on her forearm but it wasn’t even deep enough to draw blood.

Here’s where it gets even better! And by that i mean worse for me. She was a homeless crack whore who was living out of this vehicle, she had no insurance and no valid license. She also refused medical attention after I called 911 which means she could have very well been on something at the time and a preliminary exam would have easily proven that. SO! With all that in mind, I got a ticket for failure to yield after a stop sign and since i was the only one with insurance I HAVE TO BE LIABLE FOR EVERYTHING APPARENTLY WHICH BULLSHIT BEYOND BULLSHIT BUT YA KNOW THATS MY LUCK SO HEY LMAO!

This all happened on the morning my other cars engine died and it is beyond repair so i have to sell that thing for parts pretty much. Now we have no cars, at all. Relying on friends to basically uber us back and forth from work for a while until the insurance tries to help us out at all. Thus far they haven’t. I was approved for an auto loan from my credit union but it has very strict limitations so it’s hard to find anything yet.

ONTOP OF ALL THIS!!! (Oh yeah, it gets EVEN BETTER) Likely losing the house I’m living in like 6 months. So I’ve only got that much time to figure out this dumpster fire that is my life. I never once thought that life after university would suck this much. Like. wtf. Why.

I am going to try and set up a gofundme thing just to try and help scrape together some semblance of funds to help. At this point I am trying to remain hopeful and optimistic but I am getting fucking desperate y’all.

#mylife #lifesucks #carcrash #desperate #depression #ranting #rant #shit

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