#anf very. sexy.

[karokawwo]

i should draw all my canonically sexy/beautiful ocs in one canvas to see how much they have in common

#i do picture sexy and beautiful very differently tho #sexy is an old man with grey hair and maybe a tummy #beautiful is moles anf long lashes

[tortellinisposts]

more matt for the soul bc he’s the love of my life. I have only had him for a year and a bit now but my god, he has completely taken over my life. he IS my Roman Empire. my autistic special interest. *insert markiplier green screen meme here*

ANYWAY-

the way he switches between soft and sexy is so funny help-

anyway- my main goal is TO BLOW UP ANF ACT LIKE I DONT KNOW NOBODY HAENEGEGEGENH

sorry.

here’s some matty facts and hcs

he’s very gay with ghost cause i said so. english x scot is very funny to me. mostly cause me and my gf are that trope so…

matt is ethnically jewish !! i am too and i like putting my religious experiences on my blorbos. he struggles to understand his ancestry considering he’s one of the descendants of those who’d converted prior to the Second World War and one of those whose distant relatives died in the Shoah. he doesn’t believe in the religion but he takes some of the the practices or cultures into his life out of respect and honour for his history :)

he really hates normal tea but loves cinnamon or peppermint.

he’s a tad similar to jason todd funnily enough.

matt is super smart in the creative side of the world, he’s alright at maths and other sciencey stuff but expressive arts is where his strengths lie. he also really loves languages and has an adoration for Scots Gaelic because SCOTLAND FOREVER !!

matt had a twin brother, arthur. but unfortunately his brother passed away in action a few years after they were recruited by MI6.

matt and arthur’s alias’ were atreides cause their dad, craig was in MI6 before them and he was called atreus. also yes. they are referencing agammemnon and meneleus that was acc by mistake.

i named matt cipher because of gravity falls not for cringe reasons okay??? its because i was obsessed with the show when i was little. also it has plot significance.

he gets called the fruitier version of soap. it’s because of their haircuts. oh and because they’re scottish.

he listens to mitski, ethel cain and paris paloma. also lana del rey when he’s feeling somber. OH- and lady gaga.

#cod oc art #cod oc #cod mwii #ghost cod #cod modern warfare #cod mw2 #cod #call of duty oc #call of duty

[todayisawthewhxlewxrld]

HAI AXEL😻😻😻🙏🙏🙏🙏

today i did something very cool

in my test

i wrote

19-11

=7

are u proud of me..

also ifeel nauseous and shi☹️☹️☹️☹️ anf i slept like 2hrs

and my mom was so worried she made me sleep from 8pm to 9:30😭😭

but i woke up before 9:30 [sexy]

the weird dude saw my story [spam acc] about how i said gn to notbf [very weirdly and romantically, also we're gonna call him M bc notbf ks weird] and bro wanted me to say it

and i was dodging it visibly but he would NAWT get the hint

so anyways i asked M bc obviously i would ask M and he has like. code words for pp💀 specifically um

dragon

and

bee

and we had the exact same idea at the exact same time

so i told creepy guy that i would tell him dragon bee instead!!!

kinda feel bad butttttt💀

erm what else..

my birthdays in 3 dayssss

and also mock exam

much excitement

ALSO LIKE JUST RN I WAS RUNNING UP THE STAIRS

and my pants are like 3 quarter cargos with bows at the end

#coquette

but the bows have to be tied manually

AND THEY GOT UNTIED AS I WAS RUNNIGN UP

aAND I ALMOST FELL

also im having cereal for dinner its literally the BEST i love cereal

and rice i fucking love rice bro

like js. white rice

done ty for reading

19-11=7 HELP so true !

boo for feeling nauseous !!!

he wanted u to say gn to him? 😭 yeah ur doomed i fear

OOO BDAY IN 3 DAYS HOW EXCITING!!!

and a mock exam omg

sigh being coquette almost killed u i fear

yummy to both cereal and rice!!! yippee!!!

#axel answers ☆⋆｡𖦹°‧★

[coconutshygame]

Max has won the championship. He has dominated the season like no other. He's performing on a level we've never seen before. He's partying like he doesn't give a fuck. Giving men massages and lounging in his private jet. His team is the best on the grid. They have made, quite literally, a single mistake this season. His team principal is sexy beast. His race engineer is the best thing that has ever happened to him. He just turned 25 and won his 2nd world title pissing all over every single driver of the 19, putting 27 seconds on their heads in 28 laps. He's thriving he's moisturized, he's glowing and he's dominating.

Yet I swear this damned tag has so much negativity it's bordering on anti verstappen at the moment. FFS, if people wanna see hate anons they're gonna hit the anti tag, keep them to yourselves. If people wanna read about the hate they'll find it else-where. Just stop and enjoy this moment.

Some of you haven't been happy here since Silverstone and it's not healthy!! Get out of this sport cause no matter how high your favorite driver gets, you're miserable. It can't go higher for a driver than what Max has at this very moment, just fuckin enjoy anf STOP SPREADING YOUR NEGATIVITY AROUND FOR 1 DAY!!!!

[queencryo]

im making a more involved blog post tmo but in case i forget

- after workcfriday, freaked myself out by bein bad at scheduling

- wrnt to dnd. wasnt sure, but it ended up being really really fun. really good rp c::

- went to town, got stuff to make sushi

- got high anf looked at the moon

- made sushi (fuck yes)

- woek up at 2 saturday. Friend Tsun came over, very good love her

- we went and got stuff to make sushi

- made sushi

- hung out with Friend R and roommates E and C for like seven hours, love them very much.

- Woke up sunday by E. Hello

- Received very exciting and beloved news from R.

- Hung iut more

- went to lunch with Friend I from garden store. He's a cool dude. Wants to pick up animals.

- lunchplace was closed, so we walked around yown for a few hours

- chore day. made dump run with G. Extremely sexy.

- Got boots with G. They paid, bc they realized how utterly tattered mine are. we wentto thwir old workplace, very cool. I vot some boota thatd evidently been on clearance for.mjltiple months, due to noth price and appearance. I really hope they work out!!!! they *seem* really nice....

- eh we can skip the rest. im fucki g exhausted.

- tombstone is a really good.movie.

#blov #blog

[redmustangwreck]

You are forever itching getting what you need. Disregard the trampled garden seducing the broken weeds.

What you touch you torch and leave on the door you last left

With indignation struggle and abuse

You stitch a lie that becomes my noose. But youre drunk and you have the keys off to wax fantastic on someomes knees

For brandi is too sweet and you are to untethered... Hit the gas try to be sexy as you spin into the glass... Beltless foreign garbage flying brandi grotesque and someone dying ...and you with a lump so minor fitting on your brow. All was for fun and ego now you forfeit all the rest. Ill stand enraged but too ashamed to rail on about your sins. You mom destroyed your dad pushed beyond and me the one that pushed. You to shake off whatever there was that once allowed.you to be a man . and all for that where i dared disappoint you and expect a decent plan. But you stood cocky and mocking me and pretending as if you had not . i oww you credit no praise ne fair thinking

And you dare look at me as i walk by believing i might be a comfort. You passed and toy and ridiculed and made void . whatever spirits you saw rising and i keep pockets full of hand i say i have nothing for you . i wish to see you cry and turn in on yourself as the rug snaps free and lay trying to understand whst it means . for years you clean and on rhe last you chose your drink . and every day thst past there was less of you that thinks. And shift the a seven and i was the weght cur loose for your adventure s found you devolving and lucky me i found this charm carry on smart man who is so better than i

. kiss that girl broken on that ground . for this moments soon over ant the outlooksits onlya nagging embrace . of choices youve made. And speed with which you must .hurry for soon it will fall true . these disgraceful acts will be you .until you keep a record of what i received . while you loved rhw whores you kept secret even to theyre own believing took no second to show the respect

Thst every day you weere afforded as the years rolled pass and i became contortrd and when at my worst you laughed and jaunted away. Break kindness break friendships break love you found pretend and at your knees drop till you break more

Norhing tou touch make sense nor lover show interest. May you cey and then cry some morw . feel my pain feel my fear feel the deep cuts you casually left me ... And the haunting reminder thar only doom will eber find ... Unless my forgiveness and mending are expense that i finely and paid . be not cruel or dwrk and crafty to escape what is all that is true

My sacrifice noted my worth respected anf kept in tact not a breath of condisention or there will be no prwvention until you hsve made rifhr what ypu wronged when here. Lifr your curse livr freee find whatevrr you crave but trample and conspire to brinf me shame anf i ll fir3 a pit of hell fit your uglt distaim

Take it to heart this very monent ket it jolt you to see. I was nees and given and now i can t bw digardes and treates like rhe trash you no longer take our .

[seoksoonhoon]

gym bro jihoon gym addict soonyoung and soonyoung's hot friend who shows up sometimes (seokmin). another ssh au

like we talk about seokmin being cute but we never talk about seokmin being hot nearly enough. have you seen that man. have u seen him. like. have you seen him.... winking.........

seokmin is formally introduced when he shows up in a padded jacket and mask looking tall as he is and soonyoung wraps his arm around seokmin's like "heyyyyy jihoon-ah this is my bestie seokmin!!!" or something

(this is inspired by how jihoon just casually watched soonyoung work out on vlive and corrected his posture....... this man wont ever say shit like "you looked hot" or "flexing those muscles i taught you how to gain, ey?" but very closely analyse his pullup posture and for what? like I fucking Hate Them so much)

But That's Besides The Point the point is seokmin starts to appear near the end of soonyoung's gym sessions and they eventually just talk while soonyoung washes up and gets ready to leave. one day seokmin shows up in a tank top (jihoon found frothing at rhe mouth so true) and then seokmin waves like "i signed up for gym membership recently too can i just join you and soonyoung's session? he said it'll be fine" and who is jihoon to decline seokmin all smiley and cute and maybe he wants to cuddle him! but you really didnt hear that from him!!!!!

and then seokmin starts working out yes, and then one day seokmin makes an offhand comment or maybe shoots a random sentence at jihoon like casually like "thanks for the session today" he winks and you know what maybe seokmin is actually indeed very sexy and he is very sexy when he's sweaty anf you can see his actually very sculpted back right through the fabric.......... yeah. jihoon may go insane smiley face Ya like i need more people to write about jihoon Yearning and just like idk FREAKIBG OUT. BC LIKE. dont look em in the eye and tell me he doesnt have an emotional reaction to shit IM WAVING MY HANDS TO TELL YOU HE DOES

one time: it's raining and there's no umbrella and so jihoon has to walk in the rain (not ideal) but then seoksoon are there like you can come over instead (very ideal) so jihoon goes over and oh my god sksn are such good hosts he??? malfunctioning??? and hes so well taken care of seokmin even asks him how he likes his eggs. can you believe it??

and so he's in an apartment in a room in a living room with a tv with a very sexy man's thighs pressed up against him and the other man cooking eggs and man can he ever feel any happier in his gay little life? its a bit awkward though because he's pretty sure he's still jealous of seokmin for being able to be so comfortable with soonyoung bc u know theyre friends flr longer etc etc because soonyoung is so pretty and funny and everything he's ever needed but the moment seokmin's came into his life maybe he thinks god i really need him too please let me have him. so he's kinda confused rn and needs to do more research but!!! We Like character development

they have a phase where they go over to each others' houses etc which is really nice and fun and one day seoksoon tell jihoon theyre dating and oh thats nice and jihoons happy but damn he cant even have one he doesnt even have a chance w one of them so he kinda mopes because I would. so idk. Or something. REALISTICALLY THIS IS UNNECESSARY but i need something for hurt/comfort im like insubstantial idk anyways. stress playing on guitar, stress exercising to the point the next time they have their gym sesh jihoon cant even get up to demo because his arms and legs hurt from overexertion from yesterday's session and yesterday's and yesterday's and yesterday's and yes it's destructive and he knows

which is why it doesnt continue for very long BECAUSE WE PROMOTE HEALTHY GYM ACTS IN THIS PLACE (seoksoon worried about him when he slumped on the floor after like 2 sets of pullups aka 2 sets lesser than his usual and jihoon was like im never gonna make them sad again!!!!!!!) but damn is he sad. he kinda goes fuck it idk haywire and starts just openly expressing his affections at some point touching soonyoung's biceps unnecessarily or holding seokmin's back because oh. his back.. right. and then he just gets miserable when seoksoon flirt infront of each other "SEXY HAN NAMJA" (but lowkey seokmin is flirting w jihoon too because hes keeping all the burnt pieces for himself and soonyoung and giving all the good ones for jihoon and even feeding jihoon. and soonyoung is pulling out all these funny stories and winking and calling jihoon names teasingly like jagiya etc right and its nice and it makes jihoon feel warm In this essay i will again ____)

one day completely on impulse he goes over to seoksoon's house at like 2am and just lies down on soonyoung's lap like so tired and exhausted and yet he's there feeling like he's home and even more so when seokmin's brush of his hair feels like a kiss and etc and hes just. yeah. maybe he cries into soonyoung's shirt and they all wake up uncomfy esp for soonyoung w a bent neck but jihoon massages him and its alright and then seokmin's like "do u wanna talk about why you came over" and jihoon takes a deep breath like oh boy like "i like you. both of you" or something and because it's me of course the feelings are reciprocated they have to be! now seoksoon flirt with each other (and jihoon) and happy ever after! shakes the earth i dont know how to write confessions but you get it theyre gay they profit OKAY.

#stream of consciousness #11pm is for ssh #this was fully stream of consciousness i just typed this entire thing in 30min #sksnhn:au

[licensedlesbian]

Can someone please tell me why I love aloof nerdy girls who are probably straight SO FUCKING MUCH... thoughts r in the tags help me sort out of my dumb mind PLS

#i think im lowkey crushing on this girl in my show #she fits this bill so well #like shes very innocent and aloof and like catholic lol #like shes very into theater and SUPER GOOD her voice is angelic and she can play violin #and she got cast as a revolutionary and like she wears this sexy vest and like she made a comment abt how shed always wanted to wear #something like that... ok gay #she also had a pixie cut like two years ago #but if anything at all she 1) is straight 2) is super closeted gay and cant even admit it to herself 3) is gay and doesnt know it yet #i feel like its 3 bc she doesnt think any of the guys in the show are cute #lke she talks to this one ‘hot’ one all the time and all the other girls in the show think hes hot anf shes like... not into him #so gay??? #idk shes super nice and gives good hugs and like #UGH shes really nerdy and uses big words and is soft spoken and sweet and why do i love girls like this so much #i just do #we also did an english presentation together and she literally complimented me mid presentation like... thats sweet #and she literally tells me every day that i look good in my costume #but it could rly just be some nice straight girl shit ok #but idk #i kinda like her #i think shes sweet and pretty #and like were very different wed make a terrible couple #but im kinda attracted to her #like i wanna make her realize shes gay and like kiss her and be the girl she always thinks about #thats awful and narcissistic but like i think thats why im attracted to her #soley for the hopes that that scenario will occur #THOUGHTS PLEASE #WHAT DO I DO? #WHAT AM I EVEN FEELING? #ANYONE RELATE? #personal

[idalievu]

sometimes im like hmm..... ive literally since i was about 6 wanted to be called by guy’s names and wanted to present as aguy..... and then i simply ignore that and go about my daily business

#my brain sees dudes with scruff anf long hair and goes 'is me?' #adn i go shhhhshshs its okAy #don worry about it #perhap testosperone will be in the future bur for now im just kida stuk here #cause no way in hell am i coming out to my parents LMAOOOO #they wouldnt disonw me or nothin they djust pretend like i never saidit #and continye calling me aigrl #tis what it is #ideally i wanna look like no gender at all just very sexy and attractive #and im alreayd halfway there with this bangin ass mullet so fug it

[superhousecat-once-again]

Watching Ubisoft Forward is just me going “huh cant wait to buy this a year later when it’s 60% off”

#this is specifically about farcry six #which i vibe with very hard but also not enough for full price #glad you can still play as a gal aka the reason i got 5 #ac valhalla also looks kinda neat but also i didnt finish odysessy and probably never will #cause meh not my thing #however i do like being a sexy viking lady anf there is a charisma stat #so we’ll see how cheap it is by next june #or in like a month since it’s going to be destroyed by cyperpunk 2077 #brain thoughts

[kniesyswrld]

Face-sit• m. duchene

(You ask Matt to sit on his face)

Warning(s): Smut and Fowl Language

I actually love face sitting but shh

Song Inspired By: I’m a Nasty Hoe by Ugly God

I walk through my house with my booty shorts and white tank top to find my boyfriend, Matt Duchene, we’ve been together for 3 years and have sex everyday so I wore this outfit to get him horny.

“Hey, baby.” I greet Matt, then straddle his lap, his arms wrap around my waist and his hands cup my ass. “Hello, princess.” He smiled, I grab the side of his neck and began kissing from his collar bone to his jaw line.

He slightly pushed me off him, “What are you doing, baby?” He asked me. “Kissing your neck.” I said with an innocent smile.

“Oh okay.” He says with a soft grin and I continue kissing his neck, creating small hickeys when I suck a bit. “Something tells me that you’re horny.” He says to me.

I pull away from his neck and look from his eyes to his lips, “What tells you that?” I asked him. “I don’t know, maybe the fact that you have a huge wet spot on your shorts where your pussy is.” He says and I look down.

“I guess there is.” I said with a chuckle, he chuckled too and kisses my lips. “I love you, babygirl.” He says, with a smirk. “I love you too, daddy.” I said and pushed my chest against his.

He grabs the back of my head and we began making out violently, he pushed me onto the bed and crawls on top of me, still kissing my lips with much passion and fury.

“I want to try something new, babe.” I said to Matt, he looks down at me with lust and smiled. “What is it, princess?” He asked me. “I want to sit on your face.” I said to him.

He grins, “Alright.” He says and I prop myself up with my elbows, “Are you sure?” I asked him. “I’m positive, baby.” He says to me. “I don’t want to suffocate you with my thighs.” I said to him.

“That sounds sexy.” He says, “Okay.” I say with a big toothy grin. “Come on, babes. Get undressed, then you can sit on my face.” He says to me.

I slowly get undressed and make sure I make eye contact with him as I remove each piece of clothing, “Don’t eye me like that, babygirl. Or I’ll tear you apart.” He threatens.

“Is that a threat or a promise?” I asked with a grin, he grabs my waist and lays me on the bed. “Now watch me closely.” He says and he got undressed himself, his cock slapped against his abs.

I bit my lip and look into his, now, dark blue eyes. “You like what you see, mama?” He asked me. I nod and he grabs his shaft, slapping my arm with it then he picks me up.

“Sit on my face whenever you want, gorgeous.” He says to me, I hover above his face and look down at him. He smiles a cute smile and I lowered myself down onto his face.

His hands grip my thighs and he gives my clit a kiss, “Come on, love.” I begged him. He began sucking anf licking my pussy, “Fuck.” I moaned softly, I grip the bed and rock my hips against his face.

“Mmm.” He moans against me, “Don’t do that, holy fuck!” I said and he smirks against my wet pussy, “You taste so good, babe.” He says, muffled.

I rock myself against his face as he works wonders with his tongue, “Fuck, fuck, fuck.” I moaned louder then the last time, “Quiet down, honey.” He says to me then gave my thighs a squeeze.

“Am I crushing you, babe?” I asked him, “I’m good.” He says and I sighed. “Fuck my face, babygirl.” He says and just held his tongue out, I rocked myself faster and faster.

My breathing got more frequent and my moans became higher pitched, “Oh fuck, Matt. I’m gonna cum so fucking hard, baby.” I said to him, “I want you to cum on my face, baby.” He says to me.

“Okay.” I said and began adding a little bounce to my rocking motion, “Just like that, babe.” He says to me, he adds his finger to my clit and that’s when I knew it was over for me.

I came all over his face, I slowly got off him and fell on my back. He looked at me and my cum was going down his chin, nose, and lips.

“You did so good, princess.” He says to me, “We need to do that more often.” I said, out of breath and my legs shaking. “Yes we do.” He chuckled and I smile lazily.

His hand went on my thigh, “You think you can cum for me again?” He asked me. “Depends on what you’re doing?” I asked him, laughing, “I’m just gonna fuck you.” He says to me.

“Yeah, I can cum.” I smiled at him, he hums in satisfaction and crawls on top of me. “Hi.” I say when we make eye contact, “Hi, baby.” He smiled, he leans down and we kiss quickly.

He lines up with my pussy, “You ready for me, babe?” He asked me. “I’m as ready as I’ll ever be.” I say to him, “Good.” He smiled and slowly pushed in me.

“Fuck.” I moaned through a euphoric bliss state as his cock hit every good spot inside of me, “Faster.” I said, he speeds himself up and is going a very fast pace.

He held my legs up for me, “Shit, you’re so tight.” He says to me. “I’m so wet for you, daddy.” I say to him, he wraps his hand lightly around my throat and smiled at me.

“I like that.” I said to him and stuck my tongue out at him, “You’re such a bad girl.” He says and pounds me harder.

My back arched into him, “Oh holy fuck.” I moan and he smacks my leg. “Keep them open for me, slut.” He says to me. “I’m sorry.” I said and he managed to get as fast as he could.

“Fuck you’re gonna make me cum.” He says to me, he lets go of my throat and kisses me softly. “I’m close, baby.” I said to him, he adds his thumb to my clit and rubs circles.

I wrap my legs around his waist and help him fuck me by moving myself up and down. “Shit.” He grunts and I knew that he was gonna cum.

“Cum with me, daddy.” I told Matt, “Okay- fuck.” He says and goes harder. My pussy clenched around his throbbing cock and we both cum, “Holy fuck!” He moaned loudly.

My moan was really loud too, “Fuck.” He says as he fucks me through the high. “Shit.” He says and stopped thrusting, he slowly pulls out and we both let out a whine.

“I love you, Matty.” I smiled and he pulls me into a slow, passionate kiss. “I love you too, angel.” He says and lays down next to me.

#hockey imagine #hockey smut #nhl fanfiction #nhl imagine #nhl smut #hockey #nhl #hockey fic #nhl x reader #matt duchene #matt duchene smut #nashville predators

[fandom-puff]

Do you have a smut alphabet for Thomas Shelby?

I don’t- but I do now! Enjoy 💕💕

Tommy Shelby Smut Alphabet

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

Tommy loves sitting up in bed with you snuggled up to his chest while he smokes and drinks whiskey.

You don’t mind- the way he wraps his arms around you makes you feel safe

B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

He likes his mouth. It seems to be the only thing that can shut you up- kissing, licking... he has you writhing in moments

On you, he loves your arse. He just loves grabbing and kneading the flesh while you’re having sex, and often places a hand just on the swell of it in public, so everyone knows you’re Tommy’s girl

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person)

He loves the sight of his come dripping down your thighs, mixed with your own wetness. Just the thought of it gets him going, and seeing it normally leads to him eating you out or getting ready to fuck you all over again

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

He loves overstimulating you- the sight of you writhing and groaning and begging, torn between the immense pleasure and physical exhaustion. He’s very cocky when this happens...

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

Ohooo Tommy Shelby is a THOT and we all know it. He’s decent in the sack, and is rather cocky about it too

F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual)

Have you SEEN the show? Tommy Shelby loves being ridden, holding you tight to his chests, running his strong hands up and down your flesh as you grind and bounce on his dick

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

No. Any laughs are saved until after, when you’re all snuggled up. He gets very into it.

H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

He has dark straight hair down below, which is naturally short, so he doesn’t often need to trim it. He doesn’t really care about body hair

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)

Tommy can get very intimate. That’s why he loves being ridden- it allows him to be so physically close to you.

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

Tommy has a very busy life. He would rather have you, any day, but he sometimes gives into his urges, in his office- you’ve caught him once trying to stuff his cock back into his trousers

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

C h o k i n g.

Spanking, Dom sub, orgasm control and denial, rough sex, semi-public sex, bondage, sensory deprivation... humiliation... CHRIST

L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)

His big posh office on his big posh chest. He loves the idea of being caught, keeping you quiet with his hand clamped over your mouth, and dirty talking about what a little whore you are, taking his cock with everyone else on the other side of the door...

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

Not much work on your part is needed to get him going. He’s so tightly wound up with stress that simply sitting a little closer than normal gives him ideas about taking you on the kitchen table..

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Tommy doesn’t really have much he’ll say no to. He prefers to keep you away from snow, more for your safety than anything else. If you’re drunk, he won’t touch you, unless it’s to help you into your pyjamas and into bed to sleep- no matter how much you (clumsily) Beg and flirt with him.

“I’m not THAT drunk, Tommy,”

“I don’t care. You can have me tomorrow if you must,”

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

Oh boy. Tommy Shelby is relentless when his face is buried between your thighs. He just loves to tease his tongue all over your hole and clit, pushing you right up to the edge before dragging you back. Other times he’ll suck your clit firmly, scrubbing his tongue against it, groaning, or probe his tongue in and out of you until you’re a wet, writhing mess, all while he’s sat there smirking up at you with your slick glistening on his chin...

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

Tommy is rough if he’s in missionary or doggy, but if you ride him, it’s much slower, much more intimate. Either way, you end up a little sore in the morning

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

Absolutely loves a quickie, especially in his office (as mentioned in ‘L’. His quickies are very rough, very intense, and leave you weak at the knees for a fair while afterwards, and you always have to excuse yourself to touch up your makeup and fix your hair...

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

Yes. He’ll experiment with you, but he’s not afraid to tell you if he doesn’t like something or if he’d rather do something else, and encourages you to do the same thing. You have a colour system also, to make sure you both feel safe and comfortable, which is especially important when trying the more intense stuff

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

He can go for two solid rounds, though he always needs a little longer to recover after a BJ. He has excellent stamina too, able to maintain a fast, brutal pace, or keep his control when he takes slow languid strokes...

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

I don’t think they were widely commercially available (like in shops and stuff) during the time period, but ohoooo boy if they were... you would be tied up with a vibrator pressed to your clit, or tucked into your knickers a LOT

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Tommy loves to tease you. He finds it both adorable and sexy how easily you give into your urges, blushing, squirming, stuttering etc, while he’s still perfectly composed.

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

He’s rather quiet. His breathing, however, changes. It comes in heavy, shaking pants as he fucks you.

The noises he does make however, grunts anc groans and muddled strings of Romani, fall into your ear or into the air as he tips his head back. The noise he makes when he comes is sinful- a strangled cry- a mixture of your name, curse words, and moans

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)

Tommy gets very jealous. Very easily. He loves to make you scream and to mark you up, and make it so you can’t sit comfortably just to show you’re his. Seeing you wince as you sit down, hearing your voice crack after screaming the night before, watching you dab powder onto you neck or tug at your collar... it triggers something dark and primal in him...

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)

Right. Tommy Shelby has a big dick lets just get that over with.

No but seriously, you can very rarely take all of him in your mouth without gagging, and you swear he bumps your cervix when you fuck.

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

High. He’s either angry, cocky or horny, those are his moods- often there’s a mixture. Horny and angry... expect a hard, rough shag. Horny anf cocky... expect to be edged all night long...

He also craves affection. The idea of getting enough time to enjoy slow, passionate sex has him raring to go

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

As mentioned in A, he likes to smoke and relax with you snuggled up in his arms after you fuck. Sleep always comes a little easier when he’s all tangled up with you.

Tag list: @the-makingsofgreatness @peakyswritings @haphazardhufflepuff @diksy1112 @zodiyack @soleil-dor @hiddensapphic @fckingpeakyblinders @snugleo @alittlebirds @satanxklaus @glamsaturn @thegirlwithoutaname87 @queenofmankind @awkwardretro @captivatedbycillianmurphy @xshinytrashcanx

#peaky blinders #tommy shelby x reader headcanon #tommy shelby x you #tommy shelby x reader #smut alphabet #tommy shelby x reader smut #request

[mocacheezy]

Moca watches: Villainous

Season 1, Ep. 4: "Secretos Satelitales" / "Secret Sattelites!"

(once again no subtitles but here we go!!)

These guys eat breakfast together!!! That makes me so happy!!!!

Portable paper bag portal: Science Edition. The top hat wearing water pecker not included (unless you sign over your soul)

The fact that today's client is a computer virus. Internet virus? I am not 100% sure, maybe malware? In any case ELECTRONIC!

Black Hat can sense his #1 fangirl wave at him from space. Take a look at this dignified response to her beaming love @ him from kilometers away:

"Black Hat watches tv" sounds like a lead up to a joke

KNOCKOFF TELETUBBIES XDDDDD

That one was amazing, almost as much as this telenovella he watched:

Poor lady, she has two sexy stallions to chose from: one human, one horse - oh how can she choose just one!

She seems to like the end result just fine!

Flug and his love of airplanes. He has an usb drive, he has plane slippers, he sleeps in a plane cockpit, he shrinks anf collects planes (with passangers still inside), he crashed his plane into Hat Manor. It is just inctedibly endearing to see how much he loves planes.

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey, sexy lady! But seriously, she's a badass and hot? Jackpot. Too bad she gets rabies from Dem.

How does a sentient being pay off a debt to someone who uses souls as currency, when they themself lack a soul? Cause suffering and make Black Hat's leisure time fun.

I think we might see Flug try to quit at some point. Or Black Hat fires him without killing him, only to teleport him back to the manor not even halfway through the day.

It would be hilarious since Flug suffers so much, and then when he is no longer round everything turns into the kind of chaos that is very bad for buisness.

I also wonder if someone did write about BH being bored and dissatisfied with where he is. He doesn't really do much. It does get boring being the most evil and powerful being to exist.

#moca watches #villanos #villainous #moca screeches #Finally sleep nears me so goodnight and I will scream more tommorow

[achliegh]

Olive and Otto

Masterlist :)

@domesticatedbeetlenamedjorge

This is an AU still set in the SW universe but a little to the right and maybe down the block. I want Leo to have a little secret!

This is the 17th chapter of this little series I have and it's a little spicy. Enjoy!

I don't know how I feel about this tbh

TW/CW: Smut, Drama, Arguing, Questioning Sexuality, Food, Panic attack

Characters belong to @lumosinlove

After a few more stolen kisses they texted Finn to come to their room to discuss the dynamic of.. Them? Anyway, Finn knocked on the door about five minutes after sending them a thumbs up from the shower with his hair spiked up with shampoo. Leo hopped up from the bed ,after shoving Logan off of him, opening the door he grabbed the started redhead by his shirt collar and pulled him into the room. Closing the door loudly, Leo cringed a little at the sound.

Finn looked a little startled and made a sound of surprise when his lips met Leo’s. He was very aware that Logan was there, but they said they wanted to talk about their dynamic. He didn’t expect it to be a happy talk if he was being honest. He melted into the taller boy, his hands were on Leo’s hips while Leo was still gripping his shirt.

They pulled away and he could feel the absolutely stupid anf dopey smile on his face. Leo and Logan both laughed at him as Logan was rising from his place on the bed to walk over to the two taller boys.

“Wow, I was NOT expecting that!” Finn laughed a little as Lo put one hand on his lower back and one hand on Leo’s. “What happened to waiting until family skate.” Leo nods and pokes his tongue into his cheek.

“I still want to wait until after family skate to actually put a label on this because I- you're gonna learn a lot when my family comes up to visit. You’re gonna learn a lot about me because they can’t keep a secret to save their lives.” he laughs a little sadly and looks between them. “There is just a lot that drives people away and I don’t want you to go… but I’ll understand if you do.” He was getting a little teary and looked up at the ceiling. He cleared his throat and looked at the two beautiful people in front of him.

“Leo, nothing that we hear about is going to make us leave, at least not me” Logan gave him a smile that made his heart feel like it was about to burst. He reached up and wiped his thumb under Leo’s eyes as a tear began to fall. “Let's talk about us, not what could break us apart.”

“Let's sit down.” Finn gestured to the bed and they all three sat shoulder to shoulder. Finn, Leo and Logan. Leo grabbed both their hands and intertwined their fingers. “This is something I’ve never felt before, I mean I’ve been in love with Logan since the day I met him… but the thought of us three being together makes my heart do this funny little dance in my chest that kinda feels like the macarena in jello.” He didn’t ever realize Logan was staring at him with intent after he so casually said that he loved him. He was suddenly tackled on the bed as Lo jumped over Leo, tossing himself in Finn’s lap with his feet in Leos as he held onto his face kissing him senseless.

“Finn!” He was mumbling into his mouth as happy tears fell from his bright green eyes. He pulled away and smacked him on the back of the head. “You can’t just say stuff like that! I need some warning!” He laughs and hugs him so their cheeks are pushed together and they look at Leo, who is just smiling so big.

“So, this is something I definitely want but.. How are people going to react to this? I mean three people being in a relationship is kinda taboo to talk about. But, I just want to talk about you all the time.” His dimples are pushing into his face making him look like an angel.

“The Angel of Louisiana, that makes so much sense” Finn mumbles and Leo turns bright red.

“How many of those did you watch!?” He hides his face between their shoulders, his face burning with the rage of a thousand suns. “I swear if I knew those videos of me throwing I.N.K in the air would get me two sexy boyfriends I would have shown you guys them earlier. The fact that I know you watch those at night in your room makes it so much better, the walls are a lot thinner than you think.” He looks up at Finn through his lashes as Logan starts howling with laughter as Finn's turn to blush.

“So Family Skate, that's the deadline, non?” Logan was just running his hands anywhere he could over his blushing boys, smiling so much his face was starting to hurt.

“Yeah, Family Skate.”

#leo knut #lumosinlove #logan tremblay #finn o'hara #sweater weather #coast to coast #o’knutzy #o'knutzy

[coffeeastronaut]

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hullo lucy i a working on a project rn its the cwboy dating app and im very excited abotu it. im messing with the colors rn. did you know that adobw illustrator is like wow this is right as fuck! however it also makes me want to kill people. you will NEVER be adobe indesign. adobe indesign is my best friend ever its so sexy its like. hey wanna edit the space between 2 letters? and im like fuck YES i do. and theni DO it. call that kerning. i always get kerning and tracking confused. the difference is that kerning is the space between 2 letters and tracking is the space between all of them (like sideways) . leading is the space between lines like. up and down. like this: he llo! my name is amelia. h o w    a r e    y o u   to d a y ? i am well! the hello! has a very wide kerning between e and l (he llo)., anf the rest is done normally. the second line of type has very wide tracking, with lessened kerning between the t and o in today. the space between the first line (hello! my name is amelia.) and the second line has normal leading, and the second line of type (how are you today?) and the third (i am well!) has very wide leading. these concepts are most commonly used in newspapers! specifically in headlines and titles kerning is used, and in logos and stuff. leading and tracking are used everywhere! if you set a font size to 10 and leading to 10 that means the line sof text will touch top and bottom perfectly. this is called 10.10

#sorry i really popped off on this one oops! #have some graphic design facts <3 #shinadatatsuo

[an-actual-angel]

SO (1/3) (dirty headcanons a head, its based off of your fanfic, but its ok if you dont agree cuz its ur fanfic in the end haha) we already know that richard is the rough one, he really likes to give the reader marks and is super possessive and all that good stuf. really likes to fuck readers brain out. spanks ❤️ but will stop if reader is uncomfortable. theres never only one round tho (unless he was super rough and she needs a break)

(dirty hc 2/3)collin is the sloppy fucker. not a switch, but bottom and top at the same time (can’t really explain 😂). he likes to go FAST (sonic says hi) and he rambles,mumbles,talks alot and hums a lot. he whispers lots of mildly aggressive things (but in a sexy way lol, he wouldnt be rude to her) he kind of whines a lot, even when he’s dominating her 😏he likes to give reader as MANY orgasms as possible. in the end, shes super dazed 🥴 and drunk off of the sex 🥴

(3/3)connors the romantic and gentle one. he likes to make love and soft fuckin ❤️ he prefers to give than to receive. also lots of foreplay. he likes to tease,so the sex will be really long,no quickies from him (or maybe..?). he likes to drag it out, because he just wants to spend so much time with reader. but because of that, reader is going to always have the most INTENSE orgasms with connor. it always ends with her twitching on the bed for a bit ❤️ connor is my fave, im sorry im biased haha i hope you enjoyed my headcanons, i understand if you dont agree with them ❤️ other than that, thank you so much for writing this fanfic, its really awesome and i cant wait how reader will develop more, if markus is gonna show up, and if reader will ever meet her friend from the adoption center again. richard is being an ass cuz not only is she not allowed to see her old friend, shes also not allowed to be with connor or collin anf thats assy. im excited to see how the relationships will develop 

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 I LOVE hearing peoples headcanons so I’m 100% here for this!!

YES! Richard gives me Daddy!Dom vibes tbh. Once he learns the type of reactions he can pull from you...Hoo boy. 

He loves teasing and dirty talk, making you blush is his favourite, Loves to call you all kinds of sweet pet names. You would need a safe word with him otherwise he would literally fuck you unconscious. but like any good dom, he will stop if needs be. aftercare is a must after any kind of rough play. also, he likes to remind you that you are fucking an android.

I completely understand what you mean about Collin! something about him does give off a sort of bottom vibe, he's somewhere in the middle. The idea of him rambling and mumbling during sex is so hot! (love a vocal man) might have to use this idea because holy shit. He loves to see you dazed, makes him giggle after you both finish. he finds you so adorable. Boobs are his fave. Has a praise kink.

Connor is always a sweetheart, even in the bedroom. Loves looking at your face kissing all over your body. Watch your subtle reactions is his fave. Very romantic and soft but can be kinky when the mood strikes. Sees sex as an act of love. doesn’t mind a bit of roleplay (Connor’s my fave as well)

Thank you for sending me your headcanons, I really enjoyed reading them!

Richard is still trying coming to grips with all these new emotions, he’s a 44-year-old being that never experienced anything like this. (still doesn’t excuse him) If he was smart he would do research or talk to his brothers but no Rich is way too arrogant for that.

#asks #headcanons #fic: pretty baby