#answered — ✋

[alvojake]

someone: jake in black is my fav <3 me: uhhh which Jake? someone: jake from enhypen?! me: ik but like which version?

Jake in black vs

Jake in BLACK :

{i've been bias wrecked i'm so sorry hoonie T^T}

no for real you have the cutie patootie jake in black then you have the daddy jake in black 🫠🫠

but while we're talking about jake in black this is my favorite genre 😌✋

#excuse me while i go throw up for saying daddy ✋ #that visibly made me cringe 😭 #(i dont have anything against it i just personally can't do it) #but also #anyone who knows me and my obsession with jake #knows that his blonde and ash/silver hair were my all time faves #like ughhh #n e who.... #i wont tell hoon on you its okay 🤭 #alvojake answers #🐇 ~ haze #kay talks ☕

[moonchild-in-blue]

Vegan whipped cream exists!! I've made it before. You just get coconut cream in a can and put it in the fridge overnight, and then beat the crap out of it the next day until it has soft peaks!! Unless you're allergic to coconut :( in which case I apologize and this ask is useless 😂

I hate coconut 😭😭😭😭😭😭 Seriously, being super picky and weird about food is the worse when you also have allergies and intolerances 😔😔😔😔😔

I appreciate that - at this point it might be might best shot so. I'll give it a go one of these days, although I have very low hope. I do really really REALLY love coconut flavoured yogurt so 🤔 who knows.

But seriously. We have vegan milk. We have vegan cooking cream. Vegan butter. Vegan yogurt (although I'm okay with regular). Vegan ice cream (which I do love actually).

Why. Do we not. Have vegan whipped cream that *tastes* like regular whipped cream?? Why chickpea juice?? Can't yall scientists just hurry up and find a solution?? I wanna eat my waffles THE PROPER WAY okay?

#I love whipped cream so so much #one of the first things i did when i moved out was to get myself a can and eat it straight for the fridge #like older brothers in 90s/00s Disney movies #of course i had to stop digesting milk. stupid adult body #i still risk it once in a while but. it kills me having to reject it so many times #thank you for the tip tho. i shall give it a go 😔✋ #darya answers

[rose-tinted-kalopsia]

Imagine Jeremiah saying something mean to push you away and you end up getting hurt by a wanderer the next day

:((((

-💫

💫 anonie its so nice to see you again 😭😭😭 but why 😭😭😭 why the jeremiah angst 😭😭😭

stop he'd be so fucking devastated and also so fucking guilty because what! how many times is he going to mess up! how many times is he going to lose someone he cherishes because he can't do things right!! he just blames himself over and over for it because when will he learn! it's hard enough he's so damn enamored with you when he isnt supposed to be, but now he feels like it's his fault because he's left you alone and-

he just runs to you so damn terrified, you'd see so much fear in his eyes because fuck he can't stand the thought of losing you like that :( holds you as tight as what's possible with your injuries, cradles your head, you can feel his heart beating so loudly in his chest and you can tell he was so anxious about it... places soft kisses into your hair and whispers "i'm sorry" over and over again :(

promises he won't leave you like that again, won't push you away so cruelly, just "don't get hurt like that again... i swear, just—take care of yourself, please." :(

#whoops long #im so normal #answering this after caleb angst 😔✋ #anonie.. when i catch you anonie... #*ੈ♡. 💫 jar #*ੈ♡. rose jar #ʚɞ*.ﾟ. lnds #love and deepspace #jeremiah

[eluxcastar]

Can I ask for Hc's of A yandere Guren x reader?

Guren as a yandere

── ୨୧：guren ichinose x reader

୨୧﹑synopsis :: a retainer of the Ichinoses, you want to go out, and he is starkly against letting you do so. It's not safe for you, haven't you realised that yet?

୨୧﹑genre :: in the get traumatised category ♡

୨୧﹑content :: yandere (obviously) guren is basically a huge asshole, like he's lowkey rude 💀, implied infantilising, impled murder (blink and you'll miss it), his solution to many things is either to stroke their ego or degrade them, there's a very obvious power imbalance that Guren does in fact abuse

୨୧﹑words :: 1312

so it just so happened I was writing something related to Guren that gave me the idea for this and I was unceremoniously dragged back to tumblr to write this. also sorry I said I was gonna post a while ago but things happened (╥╯^╰╥) I feel better today though so now I bring you this. Pretty sure I've never actually written for Guren before now so he may be a bit iffy

the Lieutenant Colonel is one the most helpful he can be towards you, who is supposed to be a member of a retainer house to his family, the one who is supposed to be born to serve him. You manage to fit in well enough in the Demon Army, he makes sure of that, even if your job has never really tended to revolve around combat unless necessary.

it is his orders never to leave the city walls unless he asks you to, and never to venture too far away if you do. By his own words, equipment management for the Moon Demon Company is important, though it has never exactly been the most fun of jobs. If it is what he asks of you, you have little say in the matter. It never helps that your complaints to him are met with high praise to your attentiveness to detail and skill in this particular line of work. Anything that will make you stay right where you are.

each and every time, there's an excuse. Something that pushes and pulls you on a rollercoaster of feeling either somewhat content in pleasing a member of the Ichinose family or feeling as if you are a disappointment to him for underestimating how thought out Guren's decision to put you in charge of this work. Something to make sure you sit down and shut up. Something. Your work is necessary, he doesn't have time to fill your position, the members of your assigned 'squad' are all inexperienced in field work, each time they go out somebody ends up dead after getting separated from your group and next time that could be you.

that or it's a 'next time' that never comes.

though Guren admires that you have a desire to be helpful (his own words), he convinces you that your vital help is needed elsewhere, and to stop hassling him because you've devalued your own field of expertise. It's irritating. It comes off as something like getting told that the big kids don't want to play with you before Guren banishes you back to your room.

sometimes there are days Guren is tolerable, and those are the days in which he asks for your help in other things, and when his praise is least grating. He appreciates your work instead of trying to push you back down into your place, even when he's figured out that the surefire way to shut you up is to remind you you're merely a retainer. You are to do what he says exactly as he says it and you are not to fuss because this is your born purpose. He has so kindly offered to release you from this responsibility if you wish it so, but knowing the ridicule you'll likely face is enough to make you shut your big mouth and shake your head.

but he can only be patient for so long, and so your constant 'defiance' ends up landing in you in the equivalent of adult detention as he asks (more like orders) you to do you work where he can see you to make sure you don't intentionally make yourself look incompetent to get out of it. You've never pulled such a thing before, so it confuses you, but you begrudgingly accept. You always find yourself with little say in these matters, holing up in some corner of his office to go over the inventory records and reports broken or missing equipment that would need to be replaced.

it's an awkward silence, even with the record player spinning a vinyl record he found from God knows where, broken only by the occasional flip of paper or the moment you forced yourself to clear your throat, a sigh, a pen scribbling away at paper. It was something quite close to torture actually.

but it certainly shut you up again.

you decide to keep your comments to yourself, avoid Guren altogether in fact and hurriedly make up some excuse why you were busy every time he was in to check up on how things were. Truth be told you hate this work, never wanted it and still don't want it, but after being told it was one of your few options after training it was your own lifeline to be able to bargain with Guren for a spot.

to be honest he finds that really annoying about you.

though doing his best to keep you out of danger you insist on endangering yourself senselessly, and so if Guren would like to keep you locked up in your safe little cage where you stay under only his command he must continue to make life on the battlefield quite unappealing.

there is only one way to achieve such a thing. Guren must endanger you only once to never again fret over the possibility of you being harmed. Something to bring you down again so you start to appreciate how much effort he puts into protecting you.

he's quite insistent on talking to you on this particular day. Guren was willing to wait just to talk to you specifically, even when he had recently been content with talking to anyone for verbal reports. This was personal business apparently and he asked that you drop everything and come talk to him.

"You can go." is the first thing out of his mouth, and your eyes light up wondering if maybe— just maybe he was saying what you thought. "We're short some people, it's not like it's heavy combat." he quickly waves off the gravity of it with a motion of his hand.

he lied about that part, where he said it wasn't heavy combat.

stronger Vampires can easily overpower Demons of higher calibres, let alone ones with no particular importance, merely Rakshasa as was carried by many underlings of Guren's. It didn't stand a chance, it's hard to even remember how you got from leisurely wandering around with little care in the world to crawling along the floor in a pool of blood you weren't sure whether or not to be thankful wasn't yours. It all went horrible wrong somewhere, somewhere between venturing into an abandoned building and where you sit now letting blood soak into your clothes as you freeze up from the fear and realisation finally sinking in. You got ambushed at some point, your clothes being stained by the red smears on the floor that used to be your friends, and as the last remaining you know you won't survive that. Vampires are quite cruel like that, they like to play with their food sometimes.

you scrunch yourself into a tight ball at the thought and just lay there on the floor, replaying the events in your mind as you wonder what you were thinking exactly. How could you hope to be useful when you were still the little kid Guren had been treating you like? You should've just stayed where he told you to.

a heavy thud against your side causes you to flinch, but the weight dissipates so quickly all you can see are scattered ashes and the faint glow of Guren's violet eyes. "Do you understand it now?" he asks the question quite coldly, "It's too dangerous out here."

"Everyone is dead, aren't they?" your voice is shakier than you expected, quieter. It almost doesn't even register that you managed to survive. You look down at your hands, covered in blood that's beginning to dry and make your hands feel icky. Your uniform sticks to your skin uncomfortably. You feel dirty thinking about why that is.

he never answers your question, just quietly moves closer to you as your only comfort. You stiffen when his hand touches your back and swallow the urge to pull away. You know the answer to that anyway.

you never quite thought you'd be glad to return to busy work.

#✦ — headcanons. #♡ — anon visit. #constantly resisting the urge to call people darls #fuckin forty year old Australian woman sounding 😭✋ #this is only mildly related #because I keep going to answer one way and correct myself #is this why I keep referring to anons directly as 'anon baby' #revalations with Elux rn 🤨 #guren #guren ichinose #guren x reader #guren ichinose x reader #owari no seraph manga #owari no serafu #owari no seraph #seraph of the end #ons #sote #owari no seraph x reader #seraph of the end x reader

[vesselmade]

would u give him a hug yes or no

#ooc. #there’s only one correct answer here #i’d give him the WORLD #becus he’s my son #don’t trust anyone who doesn’t like yuji #istg he’s the best boi #he deserves many hugs after what he’s gone through😖✋

[theemporium]

i was watching msg+ post game and they said that jack’s surgery went well and he should be coming home on saturday 🥰🥰 honestly thought he’d just go straight to michigan but this means lukey won’t have to be alone in the apartment anymore so yayyyy 🫶🏼

awww that’s good to hear!!

#cece answers #we think it’s for luke but we all know his boyfriend needs to see him✋😔 #nico is gonna be waiting at the airport when he lands

[abyssah]

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   " how strange...  i thought i heard something. " a glance to the casket.

" must be the wind... "

unprompted

#𝐓𝐑𝐘 𝐍𝐎𝐓 𝐓𝐎 𝐎𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐊 𝐈𝐓. / answered asks #im sorry ✋✋✋ but he would rather eat dirt #ASKHFKJDHG IM KIDDING #sophie trying to recruit luo/cha to the nights of beauty #very real of you #knights*

[screampied]

suckin dick n balls…

this is very true

#answered 💌 #kyo-00 !! #what’s with this choso chibi #i wanna buy it ☹️✋

[hestiashand]

naruto and sasuke. who said that

#THIS MADE ME CTFU #naruto always on his bullshit ✋😭 #sasuke may have killed a few people and attempted to kill you but he was justified in it all #accept that and find ascension #LOLOL #ask and i shall answer #uchihasasukeofficial #undescribed

[shurisneakers]

hi!! i hope you’re doing well. i just wanted to say that i’m very happy i found you here. i read “harmless” two years ago on ao3 and reread it a few times. it helped me get through a rough patch and brought me a lot of joy. when i remember a random line from it a laugh to this day. it’s one of my favourite fic of all time.

so thank you a lot!!

i didn’t expect to find you on tumblr, but bucky barnes fluff tag had other ideas. just started “unsolved”. it’s great so far, i’m eaiting patiently for the next chapter.

thanks again.

love <3

it makes me so happy to know that harmless was able to provide some kind of comfort to you. i hope things are better now and you are doing well ❤️

i would say it's fate that the tag did this 🫡

thank you so much for such a kind message. it really means the world to me. thank you for reading the stuff i write, i appreciate it so much ❤️

#stop the way ive read this over and over #✋✋✋✋ emotionally compromised #miriamnox #harmless fic #ari answers #Unsolved fic

[oikasugayama]

Random thought

Would Fyodor be able to have a boner?

Fyodor has anemia and you get a boner with the help of blood circulation, in which you need a specific amount of iron or, like, blood for it. Can he actually even get one? It's almost like the same thing when ppl write him as dom-top, I don't mind, but wouldn't he clearly get more tired or his vision to get hazy because of his anemia? (I WOULD GLADLY TOP HIM IF HE CAN'T TOP ME 🤭)

-/ᐠ - ˕ -マ - ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁 anon

Hmmm in my five minutes of research I've gathered that if his anemia is particularly bad it could cause erectile dysfunction, but anemia alone isn't a cause of ED. If he was already exhausted or sick it might compile and mean he can't keep it up for long, but it should still get up, if yanno what I mean.

Butttt again, if it's a bad case of anemia he would be prone to weakness and get easily fatigued and shaky, so it's very unlikely that he's gonna be a dom top for long without needing to rest. He's gonna need a power bottom, not a pillow princess, is my non-professional opinion.

#ask answered #cat anon #fyodor isn't my man so I'm looking at this very unsentimentally #if someone is super into him and has another opinion that's fine but i honestly dont care LMAO im not fuckin' him that's on you ✋

[miraclecherryblossomsblog]

Y he venido a joder, ya que pa responder preguntas soy mala, pero pa andar haciendo peticiones buena XD ssjjsjsjssjjsjs.

Let´s play a game, if you win in rock, paper, scissors. You can do whatever you want with these morons:

Quick description of these morons:

Tecpatl/tec: 3.10m tall, loves cherries, alternative rock and numetal. She has a condition that makes her exhausted all the time (so she says), she gets sun shit. She is calm and disinterested but knows when to get serious. Sometimes she cries when she remembers someone from the past. Roo/"El bodoque"(XD): 3.10m tall, loves chocolate, metal and alternative or heavy rock. If she doesn't eat on time her blood pressure drops. He also gets shit on by the sun, but he gets more shit on by people. He is a sarcastic pessimist and misanthropic but deep down he has a good heart that he hides with rudeness.

Let´s start this game

Hey bro! Bueno oir de ti! Espero que andes bien <333

And LMAO WHY HE TIED UP LIKE THAT WKSKKSSKKKWKKKSKKE free ma man he done nothing wrong! (I think lol)

Aight I'm down! Lets play!

#cherry answer #roorowling #roo #que gusto ver roo de nuevo kskskkskksk #espero que tu clima alla no este quemandote como ami #ya ni puedo salir sin sentirme como pollo rostiosado 😭✋ #roo's oc #others oc #others art #tepatl #el bodoque LMAOOOOOOOOO JFJFJJJRKRKRR #its that the A for anarchy on his mask?

[lemons4u]

Get that dick bestie, I wish you all the best 😌😌

will in fact get that dick and

#he’s so silly #me like him #love #answered — ✋ #moots — 💋

[banggyu0308]

🎩 anon again

i was very much in my baby fever era and as always i was also in my delulu era with txt so it made me think these silly lists

in the first list in my native language we have term that i cannot translate but describe. and it's daughter's father basically means a man who was born to be girl's father and loves their daughters so much and it is giving yeonjun omg

daughter's father: yeonjun and soobin

son's father: beomgyu and hueningkai

and for taehyun i don't see the term working for him and he also gives infertile vibes uhm (would be an amazing thing tho imagine not having to use condom like ever literally what i daydream about)

and the second list that i have made is like the members that kind of put me in a baby fever (breeding kink is so real)

1-soobin

2-hyuka

3-beomgyu and yeonjun

5-taehyun

i am not requesting btw i am just ranting to you lmao but if it gives you any inspirations i would definitely like ro read

OOH OMG- YES I CAN DEF SEE SOOBIN AND YEONJUN AS DAUGHTER'S FATHERS- like i've been thinking this for SO LONG cause so many things like this have been popping up on my for you page on here- they'd def spoil their children lol-

and someone said beomgyu would legit be just as childish as his child and fight for your attention 😭 he really be agreeing with newjeans rn

honestly, i can't tell how taehyun would be ;-; he doesn't exactly give off infertile vibes to me, per se, butttt the idea of not using a condom ever yes is very dnjbcjfr

okay but i've been fantasizing abt beomgyu breeding me for like- 29388483938 years...

it does inspire two things to me (txt reacting to you asking them to breed you + how they'd be as a father) but i'd def need to do more thinking before i write it

#ada answers 💌 #adas anons <3 #anon 🎩 #txt hard thoughts #txt hard hours #baby fever is very real ✋ #to write later

[worksby-d]

The smallest man who ever lived (especially the bridge part!!) is so Everyone Thinks it reader’s past relationship coded 😖🤧

STOPPPP 🤧🤧🤧🤧

"i would have died for your sins, instead i just died inside" 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩

"you didn't measure up in any measure of a man" 😤

"it wasn't sexy once it wasn't forbidden" 😣😣

you're SOOOOO right

#no don't tempt me to do a characters as ttpd post cause it's really all i've been thinking about ✋ #everyone thinks it series #anonymous #answered

[uninformedartist]

[Anon you introduced to BTB]

Just wanted to share my sister's reaction when I showed her the 1st season (+ a bit of season 2) of BTB.

She found it funny and entertaining. She said the style takes some getting used to, it makes her kinda uncomfy. 😂 She was excited to see who voiced Frances (she watches another show with her). She found Steve ugly 💀 And the funniest parts for her were the Zomburger gang flying away after their truck got destroyed. And the way Cesare runs 🤣

🤣🤣🤣 aah I'm glad ya'll enjoyed it. Yeah the style can get some getting used to its quite unique but charming none the less. There's really a lot of things in btb for everyone to enjoy and sometimes not so enjoy 🌸. Thanks for the update anon, its a joy reading your replies ^^.

#my blog posts #my blog #asked and answered #ty for the ask anon! #anon asks. #I laughed out loud ur sister finding Steve ugly 🤣✋ #I mean he is just he's skrunkly ugly lol