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#anyway. begon foul creature etc
obsob · 7 months
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Heya! May I request a childe x reader where the reader is an influencer who does 3am challenges (like stormedy)? Like when childe shows her his foul legacy form and he’s floating she thinks it was the ghost and screams ‘OMG YOUR POSSESSED BECAUSE YOUR FLOATING! HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN THO I SWEAR I SAID BYE ON THE OUJABOARD-‘ and childe would be like ???> Or maybe at 3am childe wakes up to his s/o screaming ‘WERE ALL GONNA DIE SIRI IS GONNA KILL US!’ anyways thank you ^^
POSSESSED (modern!au, hc scenario)
penpal: hope you don't mind me making this sort of a crackfic. this prompt made me laugh a lot ngl
pairing/s: childe x gn!influencer!reader
warning/s: spoilers to liyue archon quest (all acts) and mentions of spirit-related stuff (please do not try to use the oujia board!)
sypnosis: one night while you two are getting ready to go to bed, childe decides to show you his foul legacy transformation, thinking that you might leave him because of it. that is until he accidentally scares you, making you think your lover is possessed by a spirit you talk to in the ouija board.
note: i decided to make this au like the one i did with ningguang x reader anniversary fic whereas teyvat is more modern but still has its special stuff (like the adeptus, visions, archons, etc.). with that aside, enjoy!
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-> out of all the things childe didn't expect himself to do, he did not expect himself to date an influencer.
-> at first, he was confused with the purpose of your content and has so many questions about it– you're actually willing to risk your life for those who watch your videos? do you actually sleep? how do you know if there's a ghost or not?
-> it wasn't until he sees your reactions that he starts to understand why so many people love your videos. although half of your viewers don't believe that what you're doing is true, they only watch solely to be entertained from your reactions.
-> he honestly doesn't mind the screaming and the noises you'd make while he's trying to sleep. in fact, he'll sometimes actually join you on your so-called adventures and finds himself having fun with you. if you beg for it, he'll even record you.
-> surely with him accepting your career even if it affects his sleeping schedule, you'd also accept his despite what he did throughout his job, right?
-> ever since childe told you about his job, he was thinking if whether or not he should tell you about his delusion. he's honestly relieved that you didn't mind him being a harbinger, but is it safe to say that you wouldn't mind him having the one thing that could potentially kill him if he's careless enough?
-> after countless of thoughts that won't go away, he decided to tell you about his second secret one night when you're not recording another video.
"where are you going?" you ask, sitting up from your bed as you watch your lover walking out to the door, not bothering to turn on the lights. "i'm going to uh, show you my secret?" childe explains, not taking a glance of you as he walks out.
as soon as he closes the door, you were alone. you would be lying if you said you don't want to at least take a peek of what childe is doing outside of the room. does he have something you don't know of? is he actually just making an excuse to give you another expensive gift? or was he just trying to scare you?
suddenly you heard the door creek open, causing your breath to hitch in surprise.
"...childe?" you asked, trying to turn on the light. you took note of how his footsteps are oddly.. loud along with how he's being quiet. is he purposefully stomping on the ground?
as soon as you turn on the lights, you screamed.
"OH MY GOD!" you yelled, frantically crawling backwards from the now floating creature. "BEGONE SATAN! B-BEGONE!"
"y/n wait, it's me, childe–" you scream even more in surprise from the creature's voice. how can a voice go that deep?! you thought to yourself.
"OH MY GOD CHILDE IS THAT YOU?! ARE YOU POSSESSED?!" you shriek, falling from your bed without realizing it. "I'M SO SORRY CHILDE, I SWEAR– I SAID GOODBYE TO THE OUJIA BOARD, I MADE SURE OF IT!"
as you continue to try to back away from childe, he watches in both confusion and amusement. "y/n calm down, it's just my–"
"OMG DON'T WORRY CHILDE, I'LL GET THAT DEMON OFF FROM YOUR BODY!!"
he then sighs. this is going to take a while.
30 minutes have passed, the two of you finally settled the conversation calmly– with childe having to turn back to normal in order to calm you down from the fright.
"uh, are you alright now?" he asks, giving you a glass of water as the both of you sat down by your shared bed.
"uhm, yeah, yeah." you replied, voice hoarse from screaming so much. "sorry about that, that was uhm.. uncalled of me to react inappropriately."
"oh it's fine, it's uh, understandable really."
the both of you slowly went silent, both embarrassed and awkward with the situation you're in.
"so..." you place your drink by the night stand. "do you usually... use that form whenever you fight??"
childe shook his head, his shoulders tenses. "not exactly. it's only for emergencies since it uh, has some side effects if i use it too long."
your eyes widens slightly. "oh."
he looks at you nervously. "...do you... hate me for it? for having it?"
you shook your head instantly. "no, no. if anything, i think it looks... cool." you confessed, chuckling to yourself. "i was just really surprised because it wasn't exactly what i was thinking when you said you want to show me something."
he smiles, relaxing his shoulders. "well, your reaction is hilarious–"
"w-well in my defense, i was playing with the ouija board the other night! you know how i am." you defended yourself.
before childe could comment, the both of you heard a loud thump by the room beside yours, causing the both of you to flinch.
"...please tell me that's one of your side effects for your uhm, other form."
"...only if you actually have a footage of yourself saying goodbye to the oujia board, then i might answer your question."
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