#anyway. goodnight.

[theloveinc]

(warning: gn, pick your own relationship context, mild dubcon, voyeurism ig, you say “jesus”)

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Dabi absolutely does not give any fucks if, and when (because there most definitely is a when), you catch him jacking off. 

You enter your room because you’re meaning to grab a hairbrush; fling the door open because of course you do, not hesitating to strut right in after that because, of course, why would you? 

You think nothing of the process. Even less, if possible, of the man laying on your bed, because there is usually a man in your bed (the same one), both ignoring you and consuming you at the very same time. It is normal by now to find him buried in your space, often entertained alone though more delighted when bothering you... and today, you think, will be no exception. 

He starts by greeting you, saying “hey” with a rasp that slices through his words quite cleanly. 

You glance, catching sight of his cheeks and forehead, what little of the skin left there that is unscarred and tan, now tinged dark and damp with the thinnest brushings of sweat. Further down, you find that his legs lay bare, spread, and—

“Oh my god, Touya,” you hiss, immediately shielding your face from the sight of even more proudly splayed thighs, half-covered with a sheet you only wish you could be thankful for if it weren’t drawing attention to a steady, stroking motion right where you know his cock usually hangs. “Jesus, have some shame.” 

The fingers over your eyes helps, but they don’t cover everything as you still catch his grin stretching like that of a cat’s, the movement of his hand not ceasing for even a second... nor silencing. 

“Don’t mind me, hon,” he rasps again, watching through lazy blinks as you try to resume your journey, now slow and stumbling, to the pile of hair care items on your side of the dresser. 

“I’ll mind you when you’re dead.”

“Yeah,” he groans, and though you can’t exactly see the expression he makes, you can hear the shift of his body, the whap! of his phone falling onto the mattress, and the slap of his hand against his loins, the sounds getting tighter, steadier, faster. “Say that again for me, quick, baby, will ya?” 

And you throw the hairbrush right at him. 

-

“What were you even looking at earlier?” you ask later. “Better’ve been worth soiling my blankets for.”

“You.”

“No, on your phone,” you clamber into bed finally, ignoring the wadded up tissues by his pillow and the way he immediately dips a hand into the back of your underwear when you fall beside him. 

“You,” he says again, that evil grin returning. “Took a pic of your ass in those—”

“Touya!” 

And he erupts in laughter. 

#dabi #dabi x reader #happy saturday #i just had the weirdest memory of having to dance to pata pata in elementary school #did anyone else have to do that? #im also surprised no one else has had this idea lol #sorry if the writing is kinda... weird #im bad at writing good LOL #i figured out the other day why im so bad at fanfiction #but i wont boreu with the reasons #anyway. goodnight. #caitie post

[feydfuckernation]

Miscellaneous PJO Edits (2/?) → Kronos!Luke

LUKE CASTELLAN IS DEAD. HIS BODY WILL BURN AWAY AS I ASSUME MY TRUE FORM.

#this is genuinely so dramatic for no reason other than i was bored lfkasjdf #i told myself i wasn't going to skip ahead in my pjo reread but um.......i lied #my edits #pjoedit #percy jackson #percy jackson and the olympians #austin butler #luke castellan #anyway. goodnight.

[cavsthighs]

#anyway. goodnight. #'i could identify them by thighs alone' go on then. do it. #just kidding trick question. its obviously #cav #who else was it ever gonna be.

[thedragonagelesbian]

#cyrus bg3 #cyrusXwyll #anyway. goodnight. #the austringer

[crochet-honeybee]

wilbvr really likes to sit in ph1ls lap. straddle him with his head buried in ph1ls neck, sit so that he can lean back against ph1ls chest, literally doesnt matter. and despite how awkward it can sometimes be with the size difference, ph1l will literally let wilbvr do whatever he wants. he finds it cute, anyway. wilbvr is like one of those big dogs that thinks theyre a lap dog, except hes a human man who calls ph1l daddy and sometimes when hes in ph1ls lap hes cockwarming him. still cute tho.

#philbur #poppyblr #pmcyt #ph1l #wilbvr #im literally so ill abt these two and i wont say sorry for that #anyway. goodnight.

[bunnywan]

hung out with this girl for the first time today just walking around downtown n stuff. after we left one of the stores she was like ok don’t judge me but i totally just stole these pasties😭 and then i opened my purse and pulled out the earrings i just stole. i think we’re in love.

#anyway. goodnight.

[jonnothyvase]

A Liam x Reader fic, because I adore him and I got inspired. will be more to come

#dislyte #liam dislyte #liam dislyte x reader #dislyte x reader #my writing #I LOVE THIS GUY!!!!!!!!!!! #he's so fun and i got inspired by channel two #i was talking about it and thought #“hm. Liam in Heat?” #and that's how this was born #the Heat doesn't happen until chapter 3 but i'll get to it. #anyway. goodnight.

[possum-tooth]

"we'll have fun whatever we do tmrw" well i work all day so jot that down

#ik hes drunk but like. remember Anything Ever. please. #anyway. goodnight. #talk tag

[bi-mirandalawson]

i projected so much on to sloan when i was first developing her but actually deacon was the one who got my Gender. he got my gender before i even got my gender.

#anyway. goodnight. #going to go to bed and have gender thoughts about fo4 characters. #sinatext

[doublydaring]

#save me mike nesmith save me mike nesmith #anyway. goodnight. #Spotify

[secondsonaym]

Well, in a fit of ADHD, I went and finished Every Single Reference I didn't need to do until........................ quite a while down the road.

I guess the pro of that is I now don't have a More Tempting endeavor keeping me from just like. Sitting down and doing the shit I actually NEED to do.

#i can't share the last couple of ones i did here cause. well. spoilers #but they're done and they make me!!!!!!! Feel things #anyway. goodnight.

[sodrippy]

accidentally had a stray thought about smth im nervous about and now ive totally wound myself up and ruined my sleep over it even though its a voluntary activity i signed up for and its not even tomorrow

#having anxiety is so fucking cringe for real. what do you mean i cant sleep bc im too amped up from a sentence thats not even real. bitch?? #but like. i havent played a sport in well over a decade i havent run in years also i have bad depth perception and reflexes #several muscles or joints might act up spontaneously and i dont know anyone while everyone is already friends w each other #but apart from all that itll be fun! itll be so fun. #defo fucked something in my back today though range of motion is 5% but its funny bc its Not my bad shoulder #so i cant figure out how to stretch it or work it to fix it 😕 #anyway. goodnight.

[femininelookingmale]

ah! silly me! forgot i can't trust myself after sun goes down!

#according to that one post of course #generally speaking though I can't trust myself at all lately #anyway. goodnight.

[apawtheosis]

I have been rambling a bunch on twitter about all sorts of stuff and feel a little bad about it lmao. but fr if anyone wants to chat about Vinland Saga or MHA or JJK, I’m always down! Will be streaming a lot more art and stuff in my discord server too once my fiancé’s gaming team picks back up

Been feeling REALLY good about creating things again and the love on here definitely helps make some other stuff going on in my life easier to handle 🥰

#rambles #vinland saga #my hero academia #jujutsu kaisen #hello I love having fandom friends #just wanna yell about my faves and plots and aaaaaaa #anyway. goodnight. #I just spent over half an hour researching food and agriculture of the Middle Ages #again

[obviouschild2014]

sorry but that lame ass movie this is where i leave you is like. comfort movie of all time. i understand people who are obsessed with adam driver because hes so good in that movie. i dont know why im thinking about this at 10 pm on a tuesday but whatever.

#that review thats like when adam driver is on screen he improves this shitty shitty movie on a cellular levle #its not that bad okay there IS a bisexual jane fonda plot twist #level* #anyway. goodnight.

[fungi-maestro]

Goo night, everybuggy.

🧪🐜

#seal.txt #oc: mendor #tagging him bc i think he would say this to say goodnight #anyway. goodnight. #idk how the emojis look for other ppl but to me it looks like the ant is drinking that goop