#anyway. hi.

[theriverbeyond]

⚠️ a second orgasm has hit the Emperor Undying

#trb.txt #john gaius #anyway. hi. #Sarpedon when he. #nsft #x

[leonardalphachurch]

hewwo? is anybody thewe??? hewwo???????

#hi. uhhh. old host returns. #if you followed us before 2020 i was the one running this blog. #hi! #well. kind of me. im like the epsilon to the alpha of the old host #you all get it i’m sure #anyway. hi.

[gnzma]

[ mutuals like this ]

#❌|| ʏᴀ ɢɪʀʟ ɢɪᴏ 💀 ooc ||❌ #this is gonna be Silly once again bc sappy rbd smth and i remembered. yea that was funny #anyway. hi.

[witchern]

rant incoming. i'm losing my fucking mind. i cannot fucking STAND the hellscape that late stage capitalism has turned the writing community into, especially re: instagram ads. every time i scroll i see an ad for some product touting itself for writers to "write without distractions"/"finish your novel, guaranteed" and out of morbid curiosity i'll click on the shop button and it's always a recurring subscription to some fucking software or a piece of some fucking tech that costs $200+ and i wanna throw my goddamn phone at the wall.

you wanna know how to write without distractions and do it FOR FREE??? disconnect your computer from your wifi for a bit. if you can, write by hand with a pen and paper. download a (free!) app like self control (or a windows alternative) that blocks whatever websites you tell it to. download one of the (many, many) free apps that play white noise if you need something to drown your surroundings. if you need EXTRA stimulation, download the (free!!) stimuwrite app and give it a whirl. don't have access to microsoft or a google account? use libreoffice (it's – guess what – free), or if you prefer a no-nonsense, no-frills software that works in your browser with no downloading required, use calmlywriter. find a classical music playlist on spotify if you already have an account there, or fuck it, go to youtube and find a playlist there; here's one with 354 videos in it. make a (fucking free!!!) trello account and start organizing your ideas with their boards and note cards.

don't pay for a subscription to some fucking app. don't pay for an expensive piece of hardware. don't let some overvalued startup company convince you that you absolutely positively need their product in order to be a writer. just write. just fucking write.

#*t #ANYWAY. hi. #can you tell this has been building inside me for eons lmao

[springtrappd]

wiish cycle is "get kinda annoyed and go 'man i wish i had a more in-depth tagging system'" -> implement system -> (starts hissing spitting and yowling like a cat)

#speaking! #REAL ones were here #when i tagged my entire blog #and immediately deleted it #over the course of an afternoon #bc i fucking hated it #anyway. hi. #ignore any weird shit. it's fine. #i'm going through it.

[darksouls2yuri]

*babygirlifies your action movie protagonist

#my art #hardcore henry #henryposting #henry fanart STAT. ya i redrew the pic in my pfp. complete w snapchat sparkles. #expression change tho. getting a feel for henry of hardcore henry fame. #ANYWAY. hi.

[everythingispirates]

truly obsessed with the fact that the first thing Will does when the pirates attack is go out and huck an axe square into a man’s back

the thing that people need to understand about will is that he has so much pent up frustration of both the sexual and regular variety he is treated horribly by absolutely everyone except for the lady who very clearly wants to fuck him silly except he can't do anything about that because SOCIETY is making life difficult for him SOCIETY literally keeps him down and so basically there is so much unbridled rage in will and even when things get better for him like even after he finally gets to have hot beach sex with his epic wife and SOCIETY can't get to him anymore that will still be extremely fundamental to who he is as a person because his brain learned to develop a certain amount of base level of pure burning anger at a very formative age and he has to take it out on random people when he can get any sort of excuse

#anyway. hi. #ask

[pyjamac]

story abt some guy who can’t stop lying

shortly after daniyyel's grandmother passes away, his best friend dana is diagnosed with mesothelioma. daniyyel feels unbearably guilty since he's a smoker and dana just works in a basement, he feels he should be the one with lung cancer. dana lives 6 more months.

after dana's funeral, daniyyel gets in the car to go to the family's home for the reception, but instead keeps driving.

daniyyel steps into a department store to get out of the rain, takes of his wet jacket and suddenly looks just like an employee.

 the employee daniyyel is “filling in” for returns to work and he has to leave. he keeps driving and eventually finds himself in the crowd of a bachelor party in atlantic city.

now partygoer adam august, separated from the group is mistaken for a hotel porter in a casino hotel. as a porter, adam delivers messages to guests, but hating to see anyone upset, elects to modify messages which contain bad news. eventually, someone he delivers false good news to finds out and goes looking for him to fight him. adam swaps clothes with attendant kate dove to hide. during this time, kate falls down the stairs and dies, solidifying adam's belief that he was, in fact, missed by "the arrow of death" and someone is coming to rectify the mistake.

having narrowly avoided a death most certainly intended for the real daniyyel, now kate dove finds in her pocket a letter from her mother arranging her stay on a family friend's farm, and resolves to head out that way.

during her stay at the farm, kate speaks to the animals and they convince her to let them go. she does and flees the farm to avoid anger from the farmer. feeling bad, daniyyel goes to a newspaper office to purchase an obituary for kate.

at the newspaper office, daniyyel is mistaken for his father, who was for a time a semi-famous musician and invited to a party by a stranger.at the party, daniyyel meets recent divorcee, thomas "tv" valdez, who does not know who he is but invites him to stay the night. and the next night. and the next night. and the night after that...

when danny realizes he's acting as a stand-in for tv's ex he feels repulsed and has to get out of there. he walks to the dock to clear his head, and in a hurry of moving cargo, is confused for a crew member of a factory trawler and motioned aboard. danny obliges easily. anything to take him as far away as possible.

while on the vessel, hours pass easily to danny. he learns from a shipmate they are sailing from washington to alaska to catch pollock. while on the water, danny watches a machine that cuts heads off of fish all day every day.

when the fishing season ends, danny gets off near anchorage, and takes the train until he runs out of money. when he does run out of money, he decides he should just walk. this lasts him a while before it becomes too cold. luckily, hypothermic, but alive, danny is picked up from the side of the road by a kind stranger named q brewster who first takes him to a diner to buy him a hot meal and then to the two-room inn he owns to put him up.

q makes excuse after excuse to get danny to stay, and he does stay the whole winter, and after too.

#anyway. hi. #shah mac #a danny explainer just for you <-more confusing

[steffigraf]

im going insane actually none of my free time feels Free

#anyway. hi. #tennisms

[kasarian]

im gonna go ahead and queue/reblog a lot of mutuals n acquaintances art for tonight. better than whining and complaining about whatever ive been cursed with last two nights :'>

#kas speaks #collective has been very patient with me auughha #anyway. hi.

[theriverbeyond]

#gideon nav #trb.txt #anyway. hi. #the locked tomb #x

[djs-horny-blog-lmao]

Literally dying for the next installment of the superhero au. Absolutely can’t wait to see Janus wreck patrons shit again

(Or perhaps if you’re thinking of adding other heroes/villains possibly hero Roman putting villain Virgil in his place?)

Anyway very much enjoying this universe

thank you anon im glad you like it!!! I have Thoughts and it might turn angsty (i as a writer am lowkey wired for angst, smut, and angsty smut, tho you guys have been spared the angst so far)

(this might sound silly but i lowkey struggle w/ prinxiety i went off the way the fandom wrote them like, a few years ago and never recovered. i'll see how i go...?)

I Am still rotating how i want to distribute the heroes and villains, actually. i have it in my head that Logan's actually a Lex Luthor type, kinda corrupt/morally grey CEO who might have a mecha suit hiding in a backroom. which would be ironic that Patton doesn't know

it could even be fun if Remus *and* Roman were villains as like a duo. but again. shrugs. i can see Virgil being Patton's teammate.

tho i do have the concept of Roman being a superman-type being called Hurricane (w/ red and white theming)

tbh Remus could be a poison ivy type and then i get to introduce aphrodisiacs. tho Remus could also be a hero! im talking myself in circles. the only things i know for certain is that Janus is basically Catwoman-cross-Zatanna, and Patton is... Batman. basically.

but yeah. yeah. lowkey i have no idea what im doing also. you can probably tell by the fact i keep comparing it to DC that it's a few shades off a justice league au

im talking way too much it's like midnight and i just had a huge dnd session im real tired im going crazy insane you didn't ask for this much of a reply

.......tho lowkey a hero fucking a villain so good they domesticate them is a good concept. sdlghdkfjgfdg >.<

#asks #dj monologues #nsfs superhero au #sorry for the spiel #im also lowkey rotating a fic after janus and patton mght have revealed some stuff and then patton runs off and tells roman (teammate) #and they fuck about it. but like. emotionally. as homies. #anyway. hi.

[intertexts-moving]

begging all my dear mutuals who are rbing that post about wanting non uwu gay rep in novels to get into danmei. do u want a fantasy about a disgraced god trying to outrun his brutal and sordid past and failing laughably and also getting gay kissed. theres a danmei novel for that. do u want heavy and intricate steampunk mecha political fantasy. theres a danmei novel for that. do u want absurdly long SF about galactic wars with huge fucking mechs and also weird interstellar political intrigue and revolution. theres a danmei novel for that. do you want a mystery solving and also a deconstruction of mob mentality and the horrors of war and loss of innocence and unconditional love and through the vehicle of a fun adhd necromancer who dies and gets nonconsensually resurrected thirteen years later. theres a danmei novel for that. do you want to read about terminally ill war crimes georg and an mass murderer escaping the narrative and coming to terms with trauma and intimacy. theres a danmei novel for that. do you want a story that COULD be like whatever a reincarnation romcom or something but instead it chooses to be ancient fantasy china game of thrones. theres a danmei novel for that. do you want contemporary psychological thriller/suspense with like crime solving and assholes who cannot stop arguing. theres a danmei novel for that. etc etc etc.

#sorry i WILL be propaganda on main here. #like. obviously not every danmei novel is like this thats just like. the general appellation for gay chinese novels. but #the way priest & mxtx (certainly there are others but i do not have. time. lol.) write like. genuinely good and interesting fiction with #compelling messy morality & fun worldbuilding & like. actual themes & motifs!! real themes & motifs!! and are also distinctively #& importantly queer. where there is a focus on queerness but its not About It. was soo like mind blowing to me. i was like. holy shit. this #exists???? #txt #anyway. hi.

[olibavee]

just remembered how much i love math. i love math. and i am also terrible at it because i never understood how they taught math class in school, but on the rare occasion when i DO know how to do math i find myself really enjoying it. i think a lot of people would realize their love of math if they had been taught it in ways that made sense to them growing up, instead of forming a fear of it.

#liv rambles #i hate how the education system works here but that's a whole other can of worms. #anyway. hi.

[unretires]

note to self: redo this psd, because it ain't doing this man any justice

#ooc. #anyway. hi. #i already took melatonin so i'm probably going to bed after i try to answer an ask on starline but hehe

[obviouschild2014]

When ur lurking around a tag and u find a mutuals sideblog like oh youre here too huh

#anyway. hi.