#arizona goof

[local-meme-lord]

Reading the comics and watching the cartoons give whiplash ajajsjjs.

Caught In the the middle of friends to rivals arc

Imagine drinking too much lemonade.

#mouseverse #mickey mouse #mickey mouse and friends #memes #mickey and friends #peg leg pete #Sylvester Shyster (mentioned) #dr kranz #kranz #arizona goof #indiana pipps #indiana goofy #minnie mouse #gooofy #clarabelle cow #donald and daisy #daisy duck #Donald Duck #mortimer mouse #pluto disney #ludwig von drake #Dustibones #wagstaff #professor dustibones

[transgender-battlekukku]

Breaking News: Evil Twink strikes again

#dr kranz #arizona goof #mickey mouse #goofy goof #goofy #dippy dawg #traditional art #traditional drawing

[domithehuman]

I'm glad I saved it. Btw the comic is in polish. I gonna go to the library tomorrow maybe

#dr. kranz #baby boy #f/o #indiana pipps #arizona goof

[mellowchouchou]

Pete Seeger - Goofing off Suite (includes themes from Beethoven’s “Ode to Joy” and Russian yodel)

#Pete Seeger #Goofing Off Suite #Raising Arizona #Ode to Joy #folk music #bluegrass music #yodel #folk #bluegrass #banjo

[mcyt-trios]

PROPAGANDA:

Arizona Dads:

The unbreakable bond of 40 something year old fathers who live like 15 minutes from each other. They're evil, probably.

Its 3 dads who are basically the same age who live close to each other who all play minecraft and all are pg. Idk if it's just me but seeing dads being dudes and goofing around is peak comedy

L'mantrio:

brothers in arms. nothing much to say here I'm bad at propaganda sorey

They're brothers your honor, they're the original 3 members of l'manburg, they're so underrated, they're literally my favorite ever trio

#mcyt-trios #mcytblr trio bracket #polls #round 3 #mcyt

[chloe-caulfield94]

Max, Chloe and David drive to Away

On the road to Away, Chloe was sitting next to David in the passenger’s seat, with Max nominally in the backseat, but with her arms wrapped around Chloe and her head between the front seats. That way both David and Max got what they wanted. David had Chloe riding shotgun and Max had Chloe firmly in her embrace. It wasn’t a particularly safe sitting arrangement, but David took that into account and drove slowly, even though the desert road was completely empty.

“So, David, how does it feel to be an accomplice to two cartel operatives slash Hezbollah terrorists slash Chinese spies slash whatever else the fear-mongering media cooked up?” - Chloe inquired.

“You mean the Diaz brothers?”

“Yes, David, I mean the two fugitives that broke through a police cordon at the border and drove off in a hail of bullets! The ones everyone is talking about!” - Chloe pursued the topic.

“Well, I wouldn’t exactly call myself an accomplice. Sean and Daniel stayed in Away for a few weeks. I gave Sean a little bit of advice. And then they were on their way.”

“I knew it!” Chloe energetically patted Max’s arms, which were entwined around her. “You owe me five bucks, Max!” Seeing David’s puzzled look, Chloe explained: “When we heard that the Diaz brothers had went through Arizona, so close to your place, I immediately knew you had bumped into them. We bet on that with Max”.

“You won Chloe. But how exactly am I supposed to cash you out? We pool all of our money together anyway”.

“How are you supposed to pay it out? By handing me an oversized check in front of cameras, of course!”

“If by ‘cameras’ you mean my polaroid and by ‘an oversized check’ you mean a page ripped out from a notebook, then sure, it can be arranged”.

“Fine, if you can’t conduct a proper award ceremony, then I guess you can exchange those five bucks into kisses. One kiss for one dollar”.

“Hey! My kisses are worth far more than a dollar a piece! Then again, you’re my favourite customer and I value your continued business, so I can offer you an even more favourable exchange rate – one kiss for 10 cents”.

“It’s a deal, Max!”

David smiled, listening to their playful banter. He was reminded of one particular moment from years ago, when he goofed around with Joyce while making pancakes. When he still thought he and Chloe could become a family. Before he fucked it all up. But in the end, they did become a family. He just wished Joyce could be there to see it. To see her daughter smile and laugh and be hopeful again.

“For the record, David, I didn’t bet against you meeting the Diazes because I thought you weren’t cool enough to hang out with alleged domestic terrorists. I just didn’t think the world was that small. Them being from Seattle and on top of that them meeting you? That seemed implausible” – Max explained.

“Max, your incredulity becomes even cuter with every strange mess we get ourselves into. So, David, what kind of advice did you give to Sean Diaz? How to manufacture IEDs?” – Chloe wanted to hear all the juicy deets.

David sighed. “I told him they should surrender. That seemed like the best advice I could give to a teenage boy chased by hundreds of cops who would love nothing more than to gun him down. But I’m glad he didn’t listen. I was being naïve. He would never get a fair trial. The media had already convicted him for being a cop killer”.

Chloe stopped goofing around and spoke in a more serious tone: “It’s okay, David. You meant well. At the end of the day, that’s all we can demand from ourselves. Sometimes we wish to do good, but the results are different than we expected. But as long as we want to help others, instead of hurting them, everything is fine”.

Both David and Max fell silent, because Chloe’s words spoke volumes to them. To Max, the part about meaning well but causing unforeseen consequences. And to David, the part about helping, instead of hurting others. After a brief moment, Chloe realized how her words might have been received. She cursed at herself in her thoughts. She wished she had bitten her tongue instead of speaking. “This is why you should leave philosophising to Max, you numbnuts. Because when you speak, you tend to make people sad”. She radically changed the topic to turn Max’s and David’s attention away from the past and towards the present, or better yet, the future.

“Listen, dad, before we get to Away, we need to stop at a store and buy some essentials. And nothing is more essential right now than sunscreen for Max. Arizonian sun doesn’t jive well with tender Irish skin. Not everyone can be of stout Germanic stock like the Prices or the Madsens. Some people are delicate Celtic flowers from the Emerald Isle".

The three of them smiled all the way to Away. Max at being called an Irish beauty. David at being called “dad”. And Chloe at the fact that with each day she was getting better at making others smile.

#chloe price #max caulfield #pricefield #life is strange #lis #david madsen #daniel diaz #sean diaz #life is strange 2 #lis2 #life is strange fanfiction #fanfiction #blood brothers

[exclectical]

Something

Hey @chordsykat! Thanks for the sneak peek and making me feel better the other day. This one’s for you!

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He didn’t look like much to the untrained eye. All limbs and not a muscle in sight. Blond locks that could use a trim toppling over a pronounced brow ridge. Sure, he was one hell of a guitarist with an affinity for unearthly dark tones and lower-than-low notes, but you’d never know for how unmistakably bright his whiter-than-white outfits always were.

But sat on the back of her Ducati, a blazing beacon in the darkness that had engulfed the desert; he was definitely something.

“It’s takes a long times to gets darks, ja? This ams whats these people call winters? Fff!”

“It’s Arizona, you Swede.”

“Woo, it’s likes an hundreds degrees, Caja!”

Before they’d dismounted, the temp gauge on the bike was reading eleven, Celsius. Warmer than Stockholm in January, for certain. It had been a while, but she still remembered her first tour of the states.

Skwisgaar hadn’t experienced the American Southwest before, and he’d been a wide-eyed wonder since their bus drove by the first cactus. He was so green that an admission of having rarely left his home town and a hint of Swedish nationalism (complete with mistrust of people from Denmark whom he was still mislabeling as Dutch) barely surprised her. 

Considering his timid nature and her status as centerpiece to a globetrotting musical hits factory, it was a wonder they ended up being friends at all.

But she couldn’t deny that he was, indeed, something special. The way he perched on the motorcycle, gangly legs scrunching his hands together as he admired the emerging light show of a million stars and one fat red moon contrasting an azure sky. So much like a storybook prince who had found his happily ever after.

So much like she was, once.

The Dane pulled a small titanium cylinder from her jacket pocket, tapped some fine white powder onto one of her keys, and took a nose full.

“You hurtings?” Skwisgaar asked, and the concern in his voice clung to the guilt she felt over doing such activities in front of virgin eyes. “We can go back to de buses.”

“Nej.” She lied. In truth, she was always hurting these days, due in part to certain occupational hazards. Which occupation had been doing more damage remained the true mystery, there. “T’is is special night. We should enjoy it.”

He smiled and turned his attention back to the universe at large. “Hej, Caja. You thinks we ams likes de stars up theres?”

Alone, cold, and burning. Sometimes, she did. “And ‘ow is that?”

“I means like special. Like how some has more lights than other ones? How everyone in the world can gets to sees the brightest ones? Likes that one!”

He kicked his long legs in a joyous display while pointing to the easily identified North Star. Even in a sky full of its brothers, even next to the great red moon, it sparkled like nothing else around it.

“Did yous evers see anythings dis..?”

“Radiant?” She had her eyes on him as she said it. 

“Ja.” He affirmed. “Dats the words.”

“I ‘ave not.” She put her head on her knee and continued to look at him, still smiling like the innocent goof he was. It made her smile, too. “I promise to let you know as soon as I do, Skwisgaar.”

She would never get the chance to make good on it. She didn’t know it, but time would have other plans for them, soon enough. A different star burned on the horizon, and in a few years, life as they knew it would be nothing like the one they were living in the moment.

But, for that brief shining moment, there was something.

#fanfic #metalocalypse #skwiscaj #FFFFFFFFFFFFF

[lampmanliveblogs]

As she flies off to bring the palismen to safety, Luz looks back at Hunter, the golden Guard, and thinks. Is he friend or foe? He let her go now, but what about the next time they meet?

Little Bird is gonna go to Hunter to be his palisman. I’m calling it now, it’s gonna be Hunter. Hunter’s gonna get  bird. It’s a good fit, they have the same hair style and both have a scar on the face.

”Jeez, you’re still asleep? Wakey wakey kiddo, I just went on a dangerous quest to get some of that rare wood palismen are made out of so you can make your own.”

-Eda, probably

Look at her, climbing in through the window like she’s that one guy, what’s his name, you know, the guy from some Mickey Mouse and Goofy comics? The parody of Indiana Jones, they called him Indiana Jöns in Swedish?

(I just looked it up, and apparently they called him Arizona Goof in some of the US publications)

Eda saw that Luz was upset and didn’t hesitate to do a crime about it. I mean, this is Eda, hesitating to do a crime would be out of character, but she really went out of her way. And it’s not just getting the wood so Luz can make a palisman all her own, but also supporting her and letting her know that it’s okay if she’s unsure about her future. They’ll be there for her to help her figure it out and support her when the time comes.

This such a sweet and heartwarming end to the episode.

Is what I would say, if there wasn’t more than a minute left of runtime.

Holy shit, that scared me , I thought he was gonna give our boy Hunter another scar there. Jeez Luise, calm down there Belos.

#the owl house #liveblog #the owl house liveblog #toh s2e6 #hunting palismen

[chaosintheavenue]

Design Doc 12: Hoover Dam

Chaos's obsession level: 1/3

There was still a Battle of Hoover Dam between Caesar's Legion and the NCR, but it's not framed anywhere near as important and consequence-ridden as it was in NV.

3-Some Caravan Company is here! I freaking love those guys.

Because I was exposed to NV first, I can firmly say that my brain will never, never accept that McLafferty's first name was supposed to be Ailis.

Otto Steeeeeed.

Looking at the general map of the dam, and I actually think I recognise the locations of buildings that were used in Arizona Killer/You'll Know It When It Happens. Might be misremembering, though.

Holy shit, slowly coming to the realisation that I barely know anything about VB!Hoover Dam. Probably because I knew from the outset that I wouldn't be including it in my iteration of VB lore, but still.

'A lovely receptionist behind the desk eager to greet the player in a foul-mouthed, military manner'- there's a running theme of VB location greeters giving amazing first impressions.

More 3-Some stuff here.

Crimson Caravan are secretly supplying both the NCR and BoS (who in VB are actively at war) with weapons. Can't say that's a surprise.

Followers of the Apocalypse are getting involved, apparently under the name 'Children of the Apocalypse'. I'm inclined to believe that name is a goof rather than a genuine subgroup.

Hoover Sabotage mentioned.

Fantastic real estate advertising: 'It comes completely furnished with the latest wasteland furniture and has a fine view of the toxic lake. On special evenings, one can look out on the lake and see horrible lake monsters fighting to the death. Romance doesn't get hotter than this'.

The designer left a comment that a specific NPC wasn't intended to have any associated quests, but might still be given some in future depending on how much the designer enjoyed writing their dialogue. Very relatable sentiment lol.

Okay, so this isn't news to me, but I just feel the need to acknowledge that a total dipshit of a Prisoner could have had the option to blow up Hoover Dam.

Trogs? Trogs. They're a far cry from the Pitt creechers, but AFAIK this is the first use of the name within Fallout.

Pig rats return.

There seems to be confusion over whether one of the Giordano triplets is named Carlo or Guido.

Once again, a lot of NPCs cropping up that I've never heard of in my life.

Van Graffs appearing again. And we have a namedrop of Jean-Baptiste Cutting specifically referenced as a prisoner (he was one of Josh Sawyer's player characters in the internal PnP edition).

Otto!

I legitimately forgot that Mallet McBride was here (in my canon he's found on the Strip) and got semi-jumpscared when I saw his name.

There's a quest to teach a school class on wasteland survival that seems very close to the one that wound up in Fallout 4.

The player could fix up and use the lab here? Neat.

#chaos reads the vb docs #also as a psa: we do not have design doc 13 so next up will be 14

[callsign-fangirl]

ok so i finally watched the last ep and i just ...i dont know what to think tbh. first cocos funeral i cant with that FUCKING JESS BEING THERE AND IN THE FRONT LIKE WTF NO.

also daddy angel im shook he's actually good with maverick its sweet :(

Ez killing JJ omg didnt see that coming i thought JJ would start something first...

Luisa killing el banquero? Is that how it's spelt omgggg yes yes all that

manny omggg omg omg im still not okay like i hated coco dying but manny's was sooooo much worse like it actually hurt aksaksk i cant belive they gave him the backstory of like being a boy scout and riding ATVs in arizona and his daughter bella just to kill him like that?? wow im so upset 😡 😭

also, jess calling her sister ? at the club house and nestor seeing her and bishop ? i think seeing him. what do yall think is going to happen with that

love letty go her and going to get hope omg 😭 and her getting coco's car omg my heart

Im still also upset about Erin , she deserved better! miguel and emily are still ew thou

also!! FELIPE AND MIGUEL OMGGGGG omg i was shaking the whole time sigh

Skipping bishop what is there too say he's bland kinda....

Also I still can't get over taza causing literally 90 percent of this mess and just leaving wow

EZ GETTING THE CHAIR WTFFFFF HOW ?WHY? FOR WHAT?? Like he's done nothing goof not one thing had gone right for him and he still gets it?? guys that whole scene was so creepy like the music and the tenseness and the deadpan looks amoung everyone wow. HIM THREATING ANGEL WTF

CREEPER NOOOO i cant belive that happened i mean i can but....he deserved better!

angel im assuming burning the drugs hmmm? idk how he knew where they were unless its supposed to be implied ez told him at some point but it had to be him bc he has that build? But since Luisa is involved she could have known somehow too and told him...

Also now Creeper and Marcus have both been told there's an informant in the club and they do or say nothing?

@fangirl-life @broiderie @gillysoldlady @awildcur @inyourbackpocketisbutterflies

[lord-radish]

I had this idea recently when I was thinking about The Fall by Gorillaz.

I really like The Fall, but a lot of people seem to consider it one of the worst albums if not the worst. A big part of that, as far as I could tell, is that it's the sonic equivalent of a doodle - Damon Albarn made it on an iPad in a tour bus.

I kind of like that about it, though. I don't disagree that it's fairly lightweight, but it's still very bouncy and varied and entertaining. I think it's very easy to put on and just vibe with, and I think that's okay for what it is.

Since a big point seems to be that "it was Damon goofing off on an iPad", I had this idea of remaking/remixing the album with purely acoustic instruments. Maybe not all the songs, because Bobby in Phoenix's whole appeal is Bobby Womack's vocals and Detroit's vocal line is a bit too digital to replicate. But I thought of a couple creative ways to remix some of the harder picks on the album.

Take Phoner to Arizona for example - personally, not a big fan of the song. Lyrics are muddy to the point of illegibility, and beat is repetitive. How the hell would you recreate this song acoustically? Get a choir for the vocals, tuba for the main beat, flute for the synth flourish.

The Snake in Dallas is a synth-heavy instrumental. I think it could be recreated by sampling a violin being scraped, creating a self-backing trumpet line and doing the main synth line on a pungi (the instrument associated with snake charming).

#gorillaz #the fall #tell me the parish of space dust wouldn't be even more heartbreaking with live instruments. TELL me

[local-meme-lord]

Ah yes their comics in a nutshell

Mf it isn't summer nsnsmssn

Breakk

#mouseverse #mickey mouse and friends #mickey and friends #memes #mickey mouse #dr kranz #indiana pipps #arizona goof #mortimer mouse #scuttle #shitpost #topolino comics #topolino

[transgender-battlekukku]

What??? You don't kiss your homies after making an exciting historical discovery???? 🤨🤨🤨

#im cringe but im free #also im sorry #arizona goof #dr kranz #traditional art #traditional drawing

[domithehuman]

Do you have an f/o list?

Hey , dear ! I didn't create yet , and I am adding new f/os very fast, but here's the list :

Cassandra from "Tangled" series : romantic f/o

Koala Man : romantic f/o

Marcus Cubitus ( Tofungus ) from " Asterix : Mansion of the Gods" and "Asterix: Secret od the Magic Potion" : romantic f/o

Squareonthehypothenus from "Asterix: Mansion of the Gods" : twin brother f/o ( @in-broken-mirrors , if you don't mind 😉 )

SmurfBlossom from "The Smurfs" new series and "Smurfs: The Lost Village" : romantic f/o

Beagle Boys from Donald Duck comics and movies , series : queerplatonic f/os

Robi from "Shaggy and Scooby Doo Get a Clue" : queerplatonic f/o

Charles Darwin from " Pirates: Band of Misfits": romantic f/o

Victor Zsasz from "Gotham" : brother f/o

Oswald Cobblepot from "Gotham" : romantic f/o

Danton from "Cinderella Monogatari": romantic f/o

Odette from "Leap!" : romantic f/o

Bilbo Baggins from "The Hobbit": romantic f/o

Monty Burns from "The Simpsons" : romantic f/o

Ken from "Urban Vermin": romantic f/o

Benson from "Regular Show": brother f/o

Dr. Kranz from "Arizona Goof": romantic f/o

Chrystal from " The Legend of Snow White": romantic f/o

Speedy from "The Seven Dwarfs": romantic f/o

Karla Kolumna from "Bibbi Blocksberg": romantic f/o

Gary from "Escape from Planet Earth": romantic f/o

Farmer Hoggett from "Babe": romantic f/o

Mr. Tumnus from " The Narnia" : romantic f/o

Stuart Little - queerplatonic f/o

Bessy from "Barnyard": romantic f/o

Cleopatra from "Asterix and Cleopatra": romantic f/o

Strawberry Shortcake : daughter f/o

George Jetson from "The Jetsons": romantic f/o

Colette Tatou from "Rattatouile": romantic f/o

Betty DeVille from "Rugrats" : sister f/o

Stu Pickles from "Rugrats" : romantic f/o

Debbie Jelinsky from "Addams Family II": romantic f/o

Cindy Bear from "Yogi Bear" : queerplatonic f/o

Ranger Smith from "Yogi Bear" : romantic f/o

Olive Oyl from "Popeye": romantic f/o

Frank Murphy from "F is for Family": romantic f/o

Sinbad from "Arabian Nights: Sinbad's Adventures": son f/o

Stretch from "Casper" the movie and the series : romantic f/o

Shrek : brother f/o

Elmer Fudd from "Looney Tunes" : romantic f/o

Janusz Tracz from "Plebania": romantic f/o

Scarr from "Evil Con Carne": romantic f/o

Jon Arbuckle from "Garfield" movie: brother f/o

Happy Chapman from "Garfield": romantic f/o

Bloom from "Pippi Longstocking": romantic f/o

Engineer from "Team Fortess 2": romantic f/o

Jasper and Horace from "101 Dalmatians": brothers f/os

Antoni Dziubak from "Ojciec Mateusz": romantic f/o

Sybil from "Sam and Max": romantic f/o

Mr. Smee from "Peter Pan": romantic f/o

Edward Murdstone from "David Copperfield": romantic f/o

Gilligan from "Gilligan's Island": queerplatonic f/o

Coraline : sister f/o

Betty Boop: queerplatonic f/o

Szpieg ( Spy ) from "Król Maciuś Pierwszy" ( King Matt the First): romantic f/o

Mario from "Super Mario Bros": queerplatonic f/o

Mrs. Coulter from "Golden Compass": sister f/o

Ming Lee from "Turning Red": romantic f/o

Prince Froglip from "Princess and the Goblin": romantic f/o

Lucky from "Lucky: The Adventures of the Unluckiest Leprechaun": brother f/o

Neytiri from "Avatar" movies: romantic f/o

Fegan Floop from "Spy Kids": queerplatonic f/o

Spike from "Flushed Away": romantic f/o

Gaetan Moliere from "Atlantis": romantic f/o

Daniel from "House of Magic": romantic f/o

Bolt from "Bolt": pet f/o

Jessie from "Toy Story": romantic f/o

Rouge from "Sonic the Hedgehog":romantic f/o

Karaba from "Kirikou": romantic f/o

Gordy from "Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide": romantic f/o

Sarah Hawkins from "Treasure Planet": romantic f/o

Miss Atlantis from "Dumbo": romantic f/o

Weedon from "Tom, the Greatest Friend": romantic f/o

Susan from "Memories of Nanette": romantic f/o

Nanny McPhee - romantic f/o

AstroBoy : son f/o

Oskar Kokoshka from "Hey Arnold": romantic f/o

Squidward from "Spongebob Squarepants": brother f/o

Belial from "Three Wise Men" : romantic f/o

Rothbart from "The Swan Lake": romantic f/o

Cedric from "Sofia the First": queerplatonic f/o

Tabaluga : queerplatonic f/o

James from "Tabaluga": romantic f/o

Tzekel Kan from "The Road to El Dorado": romantic f/o

Eris from "Sinbad: The Legend of Seven Seas": sister f/o

Aurora from "Sleeping Beauty" : sister f/o

Trafalgar Law from "One Piece": brother f/o

Doc Croc from "Simsala Grimm" : romantic f/o

Quetzal from "Dragon Tales": queerplatonic f/o

Sensuella from "Jungledyret Hugo: Movie Star": romantic f/o

Rancid Rabbit from "CatDog": romantic f/o

Mirabel Madrigal from "Encanto": queerplatonic f/o

Castiel from "Supernatural": brother f/o

John Watson from "Sherlock": romantic f/o

Remus Lupin from "Harry Potter": romantic f/o

Wendell Pleakley from "Lilo and Stitch": romantic f/o

Dwayne LaFontant from "Over the Hedge": romantic f/o

Penelope Pitstop from "Wacky Races": romantic f/o

Rodney Copperbottom from "Robots" : romantic f/o

Lefty Maginnis from "Everyone's Hero": romantic f/o

Gwizdo from "Dragon Hunters": brother f/o

Tiana from "Princess and the Frog": sister f/o

Leslie Noodman from "Sanjay and Craig": romantic f/o

ShortBread from "Saving Santa": romantic f/o

Fagin from "Oliver and Company": queerplatonic f/o

Benny Krupp from "Captain Underpants": romantic f/o

Peter from "Arthur Christmas": romantic f/o

Minnie Mouse from Mickey Mouse universe: romantic f/o

Pani Myszka ( Mrs. Mouse) from "Bajki Miki Mola": romantic f/o

Chameleon from "T.U.F.F. Puppy": romantic f/o

Whiskers from "Brandy and Mr. Whiskers": brother f/o

Grimmel the Grisly from "How to Train Your Dragon III": romantic f/o

Shifty from "Crime Time": romantic f/o

Puciek from "Tajemnica Szyfru Marabuta" (The Secret of the Marabut Cipher ): romantic f/o

Miss Cassandra from "Maya the Bee": romantic f/o

Roo from "Winnie the Pooh": son f/o

Chester V from "Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs II": romantic f/o

Rocky from "Paw Patrol": pet f/o

Mummy from "Tad Jones" movies : romantic f/o

Madame Medusa from " The Rescuers": romantic f/o

Pocahontas : sister f/o

Buzz from "Nine Dog Christmas": romantic f/o

Thumbelina - sister f/o

Orizaba from "Elena of Avalor": romantic f/o

The Widow from "The Magic Riddle": romantic f/o

Lucky Luke : brother f/o

Pat from "Pat and Mat": romantic f/o

Pikachu from "Pokemon": pet f/o

Ronnie from "Millionaire Dogs": romantic f/o

Vector Perkins from "Despicable Me": romantic f/o

Henchman 21 and Henchman 24 from "Venture Bros": romantic f/os

Porsha from "Sing 2": queerplatonic f/o

Cooper from "Trolls" movies and series: queerplatonic f/o

Sebastian from "Camila and Sebastian": romantic f/o ( however can't find the movie now :( )

Ned McDodd from "Horton Hears a Who": romantic f/o

Benjamin from "Benjamin the Elephant": queerplatonic f/o

Mr. Crocker from "The Fairy OddParents": romantic f/o

Mr. Humberfloob from " Cat in the Hat": romantic f/o

Cat from "Cat in the Hat": queerplatonic f/o

Ann Possible from "Kim Possible": queerplatonic f/o

Andrew Morris from "Ron's Gone Wrong": romantic f/o

Moana : sister f/o

Count Olaf from "Series of Unfortunate Events" : queerplatonic f/o

Wallace from "Wallace and Gromit": queerplatonic f/o

Max "Augustino" from "Magiczne Drzewo" ( The Magic Tree): romantic f/o

Alice from "Alice in Wonderland": sister f/o

Mary Poppins : romantic f/o

Clara Oswald from "Doctor Who": queerplatonic f/o

Mary Lou Helperman from "Teacher's Pet": romantic f/o

Volk from "Nu Pogodi": romantic f/o

Edgar from "The Aristocats": romantic f/o

Egon Olsen from "Olsen Band": romantic f/o

Ray Stantz from "Ghostbusters" movies and series: romantic f/o

Nimbus from "Raindrop, Water is Adventure": queerplatonic f/o

Fräulein Rottenmeier from "Heidi": romantic f/o

Miss Clavel from "Madeline" series and movies: romantic f/o

Belle from "Beauty and the Beast": sister f/o

Captain Underpants : queerplatonic f/o

Pearl from "Steven Universe": romantic f/o

Michael Scott from "The Office": romantic f/o

Alex from "Totally Spies": sister f/o

Marv Murchins from "Home Alone": romantic f/o

Alex Delarge from "Clockwork Orange": brother f/o

Applejack from "My Little Pony": sister f/o

Lord Starchbottom from "7d": romantic f/o

Maude from "The Dragon Hill": romantic f/o

#Ask #F/o list #F/os #Self shipping

[simpsonsnight]

Episode #710

The Wayz We Were Season 33, Episode 4 | October 17, 2021

Man, I really hated this one. The Simpsons becoming bland was a terrible blow for the unhealthily-obsessed-with-cartoons among us. But for better or worse, The Simpsons was ahead of its time with its initial blandness. Television, by and large, has become even blander than the blandest episode of the Simpsons, even, so they now feel actually contemporary, weirdly enough. 

This one is about a Waze-like app causing the family grief by routing too many cars through Evergreen Terrace. It quickly segues into a story about Moe crossing paths with Maya, and falling in love all over again. This time he proposes to her. It sorta reminds me of when the show took another bitter loser, Comic Book Guy, and married him off.

This ends with Moe asking her to marry him and her saying yes. I’ve focused on Moe as a way to criticize the show’s fall from grace. At the start he was mean and sleazy. Jokes in the classic era ironically showed him having a soft side. That characterization wound up sticking. Mr. Burns had a similar change, going from actually-evil to doddering and oblivious. Modern mainstream comedy programs are so queasy about depicting anything other than blue sky bullshit that all the changes to make the show more toothless are now actually welcome by the modern media landscape. It makes me ill just thinking about it. 

This one is full of overly wacky and pointless gags, and a corny James Taylor needledrop. They bring back Maya, a little person that I legitimately feel uneasy about. I made a half-joking post about the previous Maya episode, suggesting that Maya can easily or subliminally be seen as a minor, and that the show was attempting to groom children. Thank goodness nobody reads this blog, because I was truly just goofing around, and wasn't sincerely trying to give weird right-wingers ammo. It was just incredibly weird how that same episode features a baby wearing what could be perceived as S&M gear domming Homer, and a photo of two children scrubbing an elderly woman’s feet, which ties directly into the story about Matt Groening getting his feet washed by a teenage girl on Jeffrey Epstein’s plane. I haven’t concluded that Matt was aware of the implications of what he was doing, and I think the show’s sicko-mode was unintentional. But I still think it would have been a good idea to rethink this.

But most importantly: episode sucks. The only good thing was Ruth Powers scolding Marge for not visiting her in years even though they live next door. Bad season canon would remind you that she, in fact, moved out of that house at some point, because Sideshow Bob moved into it. I think at the end of that a relative of Ned Flanders moved in. Well, I guess she’s back. I’m just going to put this out there: I would watch the shit out of a spin-off of just Ruth and Laura Powers, maybe they move to Arizona or something. An Alice Doesn’t Live Here Anymore sorta thing. Yeah. That’d be nice. As long as they didn’t make it lame and retarded. Sorry for saying retarded.

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The winner of this poll will go on to face Clethubs (ZombieCleo, Ethoslab, BdoubleO100)

PROPAGANDA:

100 Hours Trio:

what's not to love? they act like brothers, bickering and bugging each other all the time. their interactions are so fun, how they squeal and squawk at each other, but also worry when one person is about to die.

They are so goofy and I love them

They are literally the worst at hardcore, one dies because he didn't think he'd need his chest plate and then reincarnates with a moustache, one dies approximately 30 seconds after logging in after a several week hiatus, and one dies by blowing himself up with a perfectly still tnt minecart. They're perfect for each other.

Arizona Dads:

The unbreakable bond of 40 something year old fathers who live like 15 minutes from each other. They're evil, probably.

Its 3 dads who are basically the same age who live close to each other who all play minecraft and all are pg. Idk if it's just me but seeing dads being dudes and goofing around is peak comedy

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