#at least i’ve got my cat

[the-three-whumpeteers]

The whumpee had been forced into isolation by the whumper- only knowing that days would go by because of the fact that the whumper gave them food once a day. They had stopped believing that anyone would ever help them, and they were slowly starting to believe that the whumper would one day just leave them to die alone.

#whump #whump prompt #whump scenario #whumpee #aramis stabs someone #whump prompts #whumper #I’m so tired man but at least I’ve got an endlessly spinning gif of a low poly cat in my brain #isolation whump #captivity whump

[kirisclangen]

Larchpaw

She/her, 8 moons, cis molly

#Larchpaw #beetleclan #apprentice #clangen #warrior cats oc #kiri’s clangen #warrior #kiri's clangen #Wow i wonder who this mini Berrymurk is. Surely it’s not his one and only daughter #surely him and his daughter don’t have nearly identical sprites save for Larch having a slightly yellower tint and an apprentice pose #But to be so forreal the name Larch is actually really fitting becuase of that becuase larch trees are a conifer that isn’t an evergreen. #their needles turn yellow and fall off in the fall which fits because she’s just a little more yellow than her dad #I also made the pointy parts of her fur point down instead of up like the rest of her family just to show she doesn’t look all that much- #-like her grandma Gravelshock #She’s technically half-clan and her other parent is unknown so I like to think her other parent had droopier fur (though I have no one in- #-particular planned) #Anyways she’s sort of friends/rivals with Swallowpaw (who I’m planning on having as the starting POV for beetleclan) so expect to see and- #-read a lot of her whenever I get to the actual story part #I actually love Larch a lot she’s very cute I’m tempted to do her POV at least sometimes #but Idk #Also I’M FUCKING BACK!!! #can’t say how regular posts will be considering the computer I use to add the border afterwords is Wigging The Fuck Out Constantly and I- #-can barely use it but I’ve got one more cat queued after this at least so there’s that! #I can’t wait to get to the actual story I’m gonna do it in fic form with some illustrations scattered throughout instead of a comic (unless #-I feel like a specific moons needs a comic) #and I think I’ll put in on my AO3 which’ll be fun so yeah. I’m excited to finally get through all these designs hopefully over this summer #and I’m done with hs now so I can continue working on it during this next year because I don’t plan on doing college immediately!! So yeah- #-I’ve got a lot of time on my hands now and I’m excited to get back to Projects!! #I’m thinking of doing commissions on my main too (including warriors/clangen designs) so look out for that if you’re interested

[pebblezone]

How many silly hobbies can Seras pick up? That answer is between me and god ❤️

#hellsing #hellsing ultimate #seras victoria #integra hellsing #sertegra #a #(that’s a lie the answer already exists it’s infinite she’s got forever she gets to do whatever) #this brain can fit sooo many ways for one of them to just stare lovingly at the other while they talk #there’s no way if those cats were allowed into hellsing manor that they would stay in seras’s room. my reasoning? no sunbeams to lounge in #do you know what room at least has the capacity to have sunbeams? everywhere else. those cats are now business partners #like yeah they’re probably mainly sleeping but like if seras is gone there’s now cats to keep integra company wooooowowowowowoow #fun fact: I’ve no fucking clue how cats work idk cat lore I tried reading warriors as a kid but got bored (I liked the maps though) #I was really good at doing webkinz warrior cats rp though my friend was always the medicine cat and I was a warrior #gay man lesbian solidarity Really Truly at its finest

[fruitgoat]

Okay, delivery dude. Anytime you want to show up is good for me. Yesterday you called three times and scheduled a delivery for today. You asked me (via my mom yelling towards me while I was ridding the house of a very angry yellowjacket) if morning or afternoon was better. I said afternoon. You said you’d be here early to mid afternoon, emphasis on the early. I enthusiastically agreed. Everything was perfect. Now it’s 3pm and haven’t heard a peep from you. Don’t get me wrong, I’m enjoying my current position of sprawled on a couch while reading, but I’ve got other shit to do today.

#I know delivery dude has other shit to do today as well #normally I’d just let him leave the wine by the door but this one’s personal #as in I’ve been at least causal friends with the winemaker all my life #and she custom curates my parents’ membership packages #the winery has been heavy on vermouths the last few years and my parents don’t like vermouth #so she takes the vermouths out and gives my parents the dessert wines they like #so being here in person is important #but I’ve got other shit to do today #and a cat to find for my neighbor #because I’m a people pleaser #I am so ordering two pizzas tonight #and leaving a note on the door for wine delivery dude

[thepinklink]

hmmm

whats your opinion on fridges with vertical doors?

A series of events that went down as I received this question:

Wait what does vertical mean again

*googles “vertical”*

HA I was right it’s the up and down version

Goated

Wait no what’s the word

Bashed?

Based

Yeah it’s based

Do fridges without vertical doors exist?

Wait that’s the point isn’t it

That’s the point because the sideways door fridges don’t exist isn’t it

BASED

I approve of refrigerators with vertical doors 👍

#lovely cripple-cat #thank you for the ask! 🩷 #I thought I should share my train of thought #my stupidity may not grant me intelligence but at least I’ve got comedy

[lesbiansanemi]

WARNING FOR ANIMAL DEATH/MUTILATION IN THE TAGS

I think I’ve figured out why it’s the stuff with my cats that gets me the most viscerally upset when it comes to my roommate and I think I need to tell him why that is… we had a talk and he apologized for a lot of stuff but I just feel like I need to explain why I react so intensely to him hating my cats/wanting me to get rid of them

#like there’s the obvious things I’ve said before that ANY pet owner would feel the same about obvious #but like. okay I love cats. I’ve loved cats my WHOLE life #not just cats but animals in general #animals were baby’s first special interest #and I grew up on a farm and I had usually at least 8 pets at a time growing up #that I got money for by doing odd jobs and you know as a child you can spend all your money on your hobbies #and I love animals so I had pets #specifically I always had at least 3-4 cars #*cats #my mom’s first husband hated cats… fucking DESPISED them #and he talked about hating them/getting rid of them all the time #and. well. when I ever did anything to really piss him off #(which you know as a nine year old could be something as simple as breathing too loudly or some shit) #he would kill them #that man killed probably like 20 cats #cuz even after I was old enough to process ‘don’t get more cats bad things will happen to them’ #my mom would bring home cats cuz she ALSO loved and wanted cats #even when I would beg her not to because I knew they were going to die #she never cared because in that moment she wanted cats #and obviously this was awful and damaging #and now that I live on my own with my two cats who are my BABIES that I love and cherish #my roommate talking about hating them and wanting them gone…. #yeah it’s uh. um. hitting some really specific nerves #obviously I do not think he would EVER EVER do something like that #because you know. he’s not an insane control freak who hates me and animals #it’s still hitting those nerves #and yeah I think I need to tell him that for us to start coming to an understanding #like i get you don’t LOVE my cats you don’t have to #but you can’t talk that way about them… or I’m going to get VERY upset and defensive #kaz rambles

[danielnelsen]

there’s so much i wanna do this week/month/etc but i’m just too sick, i have no energy, i can’t sleep, i’m constantly nauseous and headachey and on the verge of a migraine, i’m stressed and irritable and impatient and panicky…….how tf did i survive nearly 5 years of high school untreated if i can’t even manage this when i don’t have any major obligations rn

#at least i finally got my meds so hopefully i feel a little better soon #although i’m now on 20 pills per day which is Just Great #whenever i’m in remission it’s nice to just. forget sometimes that this can happen at any time #kinda wish i had the typical kinda chronic illness that people talk about with ‘flares’ #or at least triggers that i can plan around #the other times have all had an easily identifiable stressor tho tbf. idk what caused this one #the first time was whooping cough and the next few were all very major life stressors like my cat dying right after i started uni #and i think also towards the end of my honours thesis? #but this…….there’s no major stress right now. nothing wildly beyond normal #i’m a little concerned about my joints tho. they’ve been so much worse than normal the last few months #so i’m kinda worried i’m developing rheumatoid arthritis (also an autoimmune disease and it runs in the family specifically) #so if that’s happening then it could set my thyroid off? probably should get to the doctor at some point #obv i’m seeing my endo for thyroid stuff. but i should see my gp and get her to run all the autoimmune blood tests again #i’ve done that before but it’s been a few years and my ankles and knees are so painful i can’t even walk properly a lot of the time #BUT I JUST WANNA DO THINGS I ENJOY AND I CANT AND I WILL CONTINUE TO COMPLAIN ABOUT IT #‘oh you’re so lucky you don’t have as many obligations because you’re chronically ill’ ha ha ha please swap lives with me immediately #personal #but seriously. i wasn’t diagnosed until i was nearly 17 and we can trace it back to whooping cough when i was 12 #so it was the last half of year 6 and then all of years 7-10 and the start of year 11 of just being. uh. ‘very lazy and complaining a lot’ #and TEACHERS joking about me and my sister (who was dealing with an arguably more severe undiagnosed disease) missing so many classes #wow so funny pdhpe teacher who’s supposed to be teaching is about health #and the thing with being a mentally ill teenager is that hyperthyroidism can just look like a very severe anxiety disorder #so i didn’t go to the dr until i was too sick to go to school at all. and luckily had a good dr who did a blood test #i’m just rambling now because i can’t sleep and i don’t wanna lie here doing nothing #might go play pvz or something. that’s been keeping me entertained

[ghosts-and-blue-sweaters]

#this reaction pic has been haunting me #I’m currently sick #which doesn’t usually happen?? or at least it didn’t used to until 2020 #now I seem to get sick every couple of months and it’s so strange lol #anyway I am sick and my brain feels like scrambled eggs AND #AND #I’ve got a paper due on Thursday #that #I didn’t realize #was due on Thursday #It was break week last week was I supposed to have worked on it then or something?? #hopefully it’ll be done by Thursday?? maybe??? #sighhh #I did watch the fox and the hound last night which was delightfully nostalgic #along with bolt #which again was delightfully nostalgic #I haven’t seen either of those movies in years but I still remembered most of them #and apparently my cat likes to watch tv?? his eyes were fixed on the screen last night especially during bolt #it was so great and I got pictures so I’ll probably post those later #GOOD GOSH WHAT IS THIS POST #anyway all this to say I’m very tired and I feel the reaction pic on every level #Just bad timing with being sick and having a paper due and being tired all at the same time #my post #rambling in tags #NOW I NEED TO WORK ON THE PAPER #TIME TO RESEARCH STUFF ABOUT SHEEP

[trisscar368]

What people think the perk of petsitting is: free pets

What the perk actually is: getting to use someone else’s prime membership to boost good omens stats

#everything i do rn I’ve got two dogs and at least one cat trying to be where my feet are #it’s like free ballet lessons except if you fail you commit a Sin and have to apologize profusely for the fur child running under your feet #cabbage muttering

[1ovestay]

won’t lie, experiencing some horrors

#just cried uncontrollably for like 20 mins #cried like 3 times yesterday too #i have no energy for like anything rn.. went to buy new glasses today tried on 15 pairs hated them all and then went back to my car #and cried because i really need new glasses since i fucked up my current pair and they don’t sit right now and dig into my face #tw death . my grandma passed away while i was flying home from canada #and it sucks because everyone got to be with her and say goodbye but i didn’t #and there’s a viewing tomorrow and my dad thinks i should go since it will be my last chance to see her but i don’t want to #i get that it’s a healing way to say goodbye for some people but i don’t want to see my oma lifeless #i know i’ll never get to see her again and that fucking sucks but she’s gone and i don’t want to see her like that #plus i have work and i already called in sick 2 days i don’t want to leave them short again even if it’s understandable #anyway the funeral is on tuesday at least i have the day off already and don’t have to worry about work #everything sucks soooooo fucking bad rn i won’t lie i’m not doing too great #and i miss el so much like i would kill to be able to hug my gf right now #their mom sent me a video today of them laying on the couch with their parents cat cuz they visited for father’s day #and i’ve cried twice while watching it… #argh. anyway. going to go watch a silly little video of some sort and maybe sleep early cause i haven’t been sleeping well #it’ll be ok 🧡 #p

[m0rtaldeath]

day and night blur into one

#i’ve got mold in my brain #and i hate winter #at least i have tchotchkes and cats #me #mine #<3

[rooolt]

As someone who’s never read a/b/o fan fic I’d be delighted to learn about the non porn aspects of it

ok ok so. The part about a/b/o that fascinates me the most is the politics of it, bc some universes (it’s usually up to writers discretion) have weird like, caste systems going on in which alphas are like the superior secondary gender and omegas are like worthless people who are sometimes literally owned. It’s like they created the omegaverse and then were like, we’re gonna do sexism 2 but this time men can be affected by it. Also also, depending on the author again, because sometimes they subvert this, but the whole idea of the omegaverse is that your personality depends on your secondary gender in like a weird way, and some authors are like very strict about it. Also an aspect I’ve been fascinated by, which isn’t as common but it definitely comes up enough, are the concept of alpha commands which omegas are literally physically unable to resist. Why? Why did we need that? Finally, and most insane, yes you can be trans in the omegaverse, secondary gender wise, it is not through a doctor or hormones or surgery, but just like a specific kind of sex you have to have

#Everyone has to be nice to me about this post bc it’s autism month #But yeah like I said I have too much information about it in my noggin #Not bc I enjoy it #I seek it out like how people watch videos of cat crashes #I dont enjoy it #But I’ve got to know #Also my least favorite part of the entire thing is that they call human children “pups” ok I’m done

[lamentablesbian]

moving out (take 2) tomorrow 💃💃💃 let’s go!

#i’m Exhausted #i have been so stressed all week #just got a passive agressive text from the lady i sublet from for being too loud carrying some things to my car #i am! ready to leave #praying and hoping my new place will be better #i have great vibes so far and i’ve really bonded with my roommate but still #i won’t trust it till i’m There #blaAarurghh #and i got so much passive agression from my boss this week too it’s like… can i live. can i get a single break Please #also it’s gonna be an all girl house i’m moving into thank Christ #this current house i knew wouldn’t be Ideal but i thought it would at least be more livable than it is…… but alas #i know people usually joke saying that bad living situations took years off their life #but i think this one literally did because of all of the secondhand smoke i inhaled #cigarette smoke is the devil actually truly very little is worse than it #the stench. the way it lingers. the headaches. #the way my cat perches in my window and now i’m worried he’s gonna get lung cancer from it too #dear god. #i need Out so i’m getting out #myken talks

[rithmeres]

ok im back. what did i miss

#if you tagged me in something send it to me because i won’t be able to scroll through two weeks of posts #i heard former japan prime minister shinzo abe got shot while i was gone rip i hope everyone had sex in his honor #the dearth of dracula emails has been KILLING me i am about to get on a train to eastern europe right now to find my boy #i have a family reunion this weekend so that is going to be. well. we’ll see how it goes #i haven’t seen some of my cousins in 8 years and i’ve never met their spouses or kids #should be fun though they seem like cool cats #and at the very least i know i can hang with my aunts #NOT looking forward to being around grandma though. maam please respect my boundaries

[stinkrascal]

i hate my upstairs neighbors actually. why do they feel the need to host a wwe wrestling match directly above my bedroom every day at 2pm

#i know its my fault i went to bed at 5am and im now miserably trying to catch up on my sleep #but literally Why do they feel the need to jump around so much???? bro pick a spot and sit what the fuck stop STOMPING #im so tired and im the lightest sleeper ever so every movement they make i hear it and immediately wake up >:( #when our lease is up in march we’re gonna move into a townhouse/maybe a trailer so it’s quieter #and i’m so excited about that. i hate having upstairs neighbors #in other news! we put in our application for a cat at a local shelter yesterday 🥺 #his name is little turkey! (that’s not the name we’re giving him since we already have one picked out but the shelter named him that lol) #he’s a little grey cat and he looks so silly and loving 🥺🥺 i really hope they accept our application #i want a cat sooooooo bad #when we finally have our little furry friend i will cry so hard you guys 😭 this is all i’ve wanted for so long #a few days ago i was crying to my boyfriend about how i have no friends lol and then i was like #but if we got a cat at least they could be my friend 😭😭 #i think i accidentally hastened the process of finding and adopting a cat bc i cried about it. which yk no complaints here #i need a friend :( especially a little fuzzy friend :(((( #everyone say ty to mister stinkrascal for feeling bad for me and gifting me a cat lol #(he’s wanted one for a really long time too so it’s all good! we both love cats) #(i just think it’s funny that we’d kinda been sitting on it for a few weeks but then i cried and he immediately sent applications lol)

[brownheadedcowbird]

Getting absolutely nasty to Mumford & Sons in the club

#wilder mind was actually a great album #no stomp and holler here just some shitty rock with good beats #You can be every little thing you want nobody to know and you can try to drown out the street below and you can call ? if you waaaaaannttttt #also the club = my living room #got a lil drunk so reading fanfic and hanging out with my cat #as you do #nothing tragic happened at work today #personally at least. for some people it was ofc #but for me it was a decent day #not looking forward to this week. MASSIVE toxicology exam and euthanasia simulations #not that I haven’t been in for euths before.. so the simulation part feels kind of pointless #but it’ll be good to get feedback as the doctor performing it #instead of just going in to place the iv and get consent forms #I’ve pushed the drugs before too but never with a client there #can’t believe I’m 2 years and 2 months from my doctorate. wtf #why is this going so fast