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telepathicteacup · 6 months
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Saw this post and I immediately felt attacked on my boys' behalf. You will hear from the lawyer husbands' representative 🤌🏻
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l-tothe-og · 1 year
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Fic meme age gap (is this even a trope?)
A: Love it. Spend my time combing AO3 for it.
B: Like it. Not one of my bigger cravings, but it can scratch a certain itch if I’m in the right mood.
C: Neutral. A good author might be able to sell it, but a bad one will kill it deader than dead.
D: Not my favorite. I avoid it if I can, but it won’t necessarily put me off reading something.
F: Hate it. Will immediately make me nope out of a fic.
i'm not immediately nope'ing out, but i am giving most age gap fics the most dastardly side eye. especially when it entails manipulating peoples ages. when the characters actually have an age gap and chemistry (anybody here know barisi? they were my shit) i'm down, when ur making characters that are two years apart 16 years apart i start to twitch.
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xavantina · 1 year
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I tagged 1,483 of my posts in 2022
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cries i love your loki memes
Thank you 😊 I appreciate the support of my meme follies.
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Spotify being down causing such a level of distress worldwide really says a lot about our lives…
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This is my cat. Her everyday name is Good Girl, but her full name (as written on her pedigree) is Good Girls Go to Heaven.
So you can imagine, based on that, how much Meat Loaf’s music means to me. I’m genuinely upset by this loss. I mean yeah, he had deeply problematic political opinions, but in this case I’m happy to separate art from the artist. Bat Out of Hell is one of my favourite albums of all time, ever since I was a child. It’s one of those cases of “your dad played it a lot and you automatically imprinted on it”. I think we owned it on fucking cassette tape? So yeah, his music is intrinsically tied to my childhood.
Rest in peace, Mr. Loaf.
2 notes - Posted January 22, 2022
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I am so very bad at actually doing these things, but I was tagged by the lovely and talented @gavotteangel, so I finally got off my butt and went to town.
Fanfic Writer 20 Questions!
1. how many works do you have on ao3? A measly 31. But in my defense, I’m ancient, so I have posted at least twice as many on LiveJournal back in the day.
2. what’s your total ao3 word count? 162,236  
3. how many fandoms have you written for and what are they? Six are represented on AO3, including a mix of various RPF fandoms, Hannibal, Law and Order: SVU, A Series of Unfortunate Events, and recently Loki. But back in my teenage years I wrote fic in the Lord of the Rings fandom, Harry Potter, and as I got older even more diverse RPF, mostly centered around US political media and, uh... Top Gear. Look, I have a past, okay, leave me alone.
4. what are your top five fics by kudos?
Assemble, a lighthearted, non-graphic-but-still-very-shippy Marvel RPF
As Loud as the Hell You Want, smutty Will Graham/Frederick Chilton
The Ties That Bind, a Barisi soulmate AU
Arrest Me - another Barisi fic, this one smutty
Young Police Cadet Bottoms for Busty Blonde - a Carisi/Amaro (and Carisi/OFC) porn fic where I’m actually super proud of the title. it really sets the tone 😂
5. do you respond to comments? why or why not? Almost always. If you took the time to comment, I will take the time to say thank you. Especially when I get the really juicy comments, like those that quote favourite lines and stuff. I love those comments, they’re so helpful!
6. what’s the fic you’ve written with the angstiest ending? I’m really bad at following through on angst, I wrap that shit up with a vaguely happy ending. That said, Control You is pretty bad. It’s also locked, because I lock RPF religiously. kill them; kill them with fire is technically still a WIP, so it doesn’t count, although it’s some of the angstiest fic I’ve written.
7. do you write crossovers? Not so much these days, but I used to
8. have you ever received hate on a fic? Oh yes, before the US Pundit fandom hid all the RPF away in secret, thoroughly locked LJ communities, there were some pretty ugly instances of hate going around.
9. do you write smut? if so, what kind? Ahahaha, yes, I do. 23 of those 31 fics are rated E. And it was the same back on LJ.
10. have you ever had a fic stolen? Not as far as I know.
11. have you ever had a fic translated? I’ve received requests for a couple of fics to be translated into Russian. I gave my permission, but I have no idea if they followed through with it.
12. have you ever co-written a fic before? Yes. Way back when I was 18 I had a 42 year old BFF from California who shared my brand of absurd humour and we co-wrote a sprawling 20K+ Pundit RPF comedy zombie AU, where we took turns writing the chapters as we went along, playing off what the other person had written in the previous chapter. I was a great experience, like the fic equivalent of improv comedy groups. An entire story based on ‘yes, and...’ as a concept.
13. what’s your all-time favorite ship? I can’t possibly answer that question, I’m a bit of a whore in this respect. I mix and match. Although judging from my AO3 account it’s Chilly/Willy and Barisi, and it’s true that I love those ships.
14. what’s a wip that you want to finish but don’t think you ever will? kill them; kill them with fire probably. It’s a ASOUE Zombie AU with stand-alone chapters focusing on different characters in different locations, but in a vaguely chronological order. Can you tell that I adore zombie AUs? Anyway, I was very proud of this one, because this particular zombie apocalypse is totally “realistic” in-universe. It takes an existing killer-fungus danger and replaces ‘certain death’ being the result of infection with ‘zombies’ being the result. So yes, it’s The Last of Us-style “zombies”. I actually stole the terminology from there as well, because I couldn’t be bothered with creating too much lore. I never care about the actual zombie horror anyway, I care about the human reaction to a deadly crisis. 
15. what are your writing strengths? A writer I admired very much in ye olden days once told me that I was good at blending genres and moods organically, in those day it was combinations of action, humour, and smut. She then asked me, me, for advice on a fic. I still think about that every single time I feel down.
16. what are your writing weaknesses? Definitely a tendency for overly detailed, flowery, self-indulgently elaborate prose. I spent years forcing myself to use a plain ‘said’ more often, because God knows I struggled with the concept from the beginning. And commas. So many commas. I often joke that Ernest Hemingway would fucking deck me if he was alive and reading my stuff. Oscar Wilde would you rather discuss writing with? Case closed.
17. what are your thoughts on writing dialogue in another language? I think it’s fine in controlled doses, especially if you consult native speakers to confirm that google translate isn’t about to make you look really silly to native speakers of the language in question.
18. what was the first fandom you ever wrote for? Lord of the Rings, I think? At least in English. I was 14 when the first film came out, so it was around then. It was really bad. English is my second language, and my grammar... left something to be desired. Okay, technically I wrote fic for The Hobbit first, because our teacher was pretty cool when it came to assigning various writing challenges, and in this case he made us all write fanfic that should be a twist on the pretty anticlimactic (according to him) ending of the book. I proceeded to literally kill off half the dwarves in a gruesome Smaug-fight. Very indiscriminately, I might add. Completely random. Just piling up dead, scorched dwarves for shits and giggles.
19. what’s your favorite fic you’ve ever written? Okay, bear with me here, but I’m just really proud of Young Police Cadet Bottoms for Busty Blonde. Probably the smuttiest smut I’ve ever written. I enjoyed every second of the writing process, I had a wonderful time, and it lives up to its title in terms of balls to the wall PWP insanity.  A Guide to Recognizing Your Ghosts and Unfortunate Living Arrangements are also up there, because I’m still a Chilton fangirl at heart.
20. who do you tag? all of my old ASOUE peeps! @beatricebidelaire, @virginian-wolfsnake, @kitsnicket etc. etc. You know who you are.
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Nine months clean and sober. The party I’m dolled up for is for my dad’s though, he turns 60 today.
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thalassous · 2 years
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l-lawyer…boys…? for the meme?? 👉👈🥺
hog my god i cannot tell you how much research i did for this is it barisi?????? i can assume its barisi??
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svu-barisi · 1 year
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nottinghillhq · 1 year
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welcome to notting hill n we’re super excited to have you here, you’ve got twenty-four hours to send in your account!
LEE CHAE-RIN SHE + HER / have you ever heard of GHOST FLOWERS BY OTEP ., well, it describes ASPEN JEONG to a tee! the THIRTY THREE year old, BOUNTY HUNTER  was spotted browsing through the stalls at portobello road market last sunday, do you know them? would you say SHE is more indecisive or more METICULOUS  instead? anyway, they remind me of old leather seats with a camera poised at the window of a car , fast paced foot chases , diving through windows before the sound of handcuffs clicking, maybe you’ll bump into them soon!
 IDRIS ELBA HE + HIM / have you ever heard of HARU HARU BY BIGBANG., well, it describes CAIUS WALKER to a tee! the FIFTY year old, ANESTHESIOLOGIST was spotted browsing through the stalls at portobello road market last sunday, do you know them? would you say HE is more inhibited or more PENSIVE instead? anyway, they remind me of volunteer work keeping late hours , a single flower every month left at a grave , fading photos of memories that still linger now and again, maybe you’ll bump into them soon!
 CHLOE BENNET SHE + THEM / have you ever heard of LET’S GET WILD BY BUCKCHERRY., well, it describes RILEY CHEN to a tee! the THIRTY ONE year old, ZOO KEEPER  was spotted browsing through the stalls at portobello road market last sunday, do you know them? would you say SHE is more rebellious or more CARING  instead? anyway, they remind me of traveling the desert to seek a purpose , the freedom of being able to look up at the sky without worry , calloused hands constantly at work , maybe you’ll bump into them soon!
 KWAK DONG YEON HE + HIM / have you ever heard of SET ME FREE PT 2 BY JIMIN., well, it describes SEHUN KAHN to a tee! the TWENTY EIGHT year old, OWNER OF CLOUD NINE   was spotted browsing through the stalls at portobello road market last sunday, do you know them? would you say HE is more superstitious  or more UNSELFISH  instead? anyway, they remind me of high class business suits , the feeling of never being what your father wants you to be , the constant feeling of never being enough , maybe you’ll bump into them soon!
 LANDON LIBOIRON HE + HIM / have you ever heard of AMERICAN IDIOT BY GREEN DAY., well, it describes ELIJAH MORROW  to a tee! the THIRTY ONE year old, VETERINARIAN was spotted browsing through the stalls at portobello road market last sunday, do you know them? would you say HE is more weak willed  or more KIND  instead? anyway, they remind me of early mornings spent watching the sunrise , the telltale sign of seeking serotonin by spending money and the leslie knope meme with 32 cats and dogs , maybe you’ll bump into them soon!
DJ COTRONA HE + HIM / have you ever heard of FIRE TO THE FUSE BY JACKSON WANG., well, it describes LUCIANO BARISI to a tee! the FORTY year old, FORMER MERCENARY was spotted browsing through the stalls at portobello road market last sunday, do you know them? would you say HE is more aggressive  or more WILLFUL  instead? anyway, they remind me of smoke pillowing into the air , camouflage and combat boots , one too many energy drinks to get through the night, maybe you’ll bump into them soon!
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svumanhattan · 5 years
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panevanbuckley · 3 years
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i made this instead of writing fic-
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carisis-mustache · 3 years
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this is how this scene went, right?
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bisexualcrowley · 4 years
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Carisi: I'm gay and confused
Rollins: About your sexuality?
Carisi: No, not about being gay, i just never know what's going on
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statenislandsonny · 4 years
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telepathicteacup · 4 months
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Merry crisis from the tired Attorney, some more Barisi memes for your stockings!
Happy seasonal greetings! Hope you guys have a good holiday despite if you celebrate or not 💖
Also all I want for Christmas is a free 🇵🇸 and 🇺🇦 😤💖
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chernobylapple · 5 years
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Im sorry
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rawresparza · 6 years
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This is how the scene actually went, right??? 😂😂👀👀
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sweaterkittensahoy · 6 years
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Sonny: I did a super dangerous thing and nearly died again.
Rafael: That's so sad alexa play that loop of sad trombone I made for exactly this instance.
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svu-barisi · 1 year
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A Facebook group I administrate...if you'd like to join.
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