#batkids just fucking around on the speeches now because they're saving their best shit for when he actually dies

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At Bruce's 46th funeral because man doesn't understand a vacation day doesn't mean fake your death, but bats are gay and extra so.

Dick: it's giving cunt.

Jason: he ate.

Tim: slay and slaughtered.

Stephanie: he worked it up till death.

Cass: it's giving he's in the Bahamas finally getting the rest he needs.

Duke: it gave.

Damian: he severed it up.

Jarro: *starfish alien speech for he's going to eat his chair.*

Barbara: so checking off jumping off his own building off the list, this would be alarming if it wasn't Bruce.

Jim: I hope he's having a nice vacation, but maybe we should tell him to not do this though... I don't know how much more my heart can take anymore.

Dick: welp funeral is done, Jay and Cass share the Batman mantle I'm going back to work see you guys later. *Claps hands and Wally came and got him.*

Jay and Cass: *high-five each other*

#dick grayson #jason todd #bruce wayne #damian wayne #tim drake #cassandra cain #stephanie brown #duke thomas #barbara gordon #jim gordon #jarro #Bruce faking his death so much Gotham is like: oh he's taking a vacation cool. #batkids just fucking around on the speeches now because they're saving their best shit for when he actually dies #Dick doesn't drive anymore it's eco friendly just have a speedster carry you like the princess you are #Dick loves the environment #jarro is going to eat his beloved chair he wants to eat it #honestly love the creepy little Jarro now he's grown on me #(hides the theory he's biologically Bruce's kid)