#bc fuck wagner

[caputstercoris]

It's funny to me how the only moments of Wagner I like are among the most marginal and they are in order:

Liszt's much better piano transcriptions

Brangäne's lil solo in act II of Tristian + Isolde telling those two to wake tf up and hide (I cannot DEAL with the title characters' sex duet that surrounds her shining moment but I'll be damned if Brangäne's solo isn't gorgeous. Wagner also for ONCE lightens up that stupid thick slurpy German texture and you can actually hear instruments, crazy concept)

Everything else is ass.

#even liking Brangäne's solo was against my will #bc fuck wagner #but goddammit it's very pretty and it just fucking shimmers in the soprano range #close third is the opening of act three #sad gothic strings shit #b speaks to no one #I dislike opera in general which is a flaw I am working on #this is a horrible rant to distract me from reading Bach manuscripts it is NOT an official statement

[streamsofstardust]

happy wagner wednesday (MSG edition)

#this video fucking ruined me #very glad i recorded the whole solo #but he's evil for this #bc bro it looks like he's panting #danny wagner is my boyfriend!! and i love him!!! #gvf #greta van fleet #gretavanfleet #danny gvf #danny wagner #danny wagner gvf #wagner wednesday #scwt: msg

[bizzielisteningtogreta]

forbidden twin fridayyyyy‼️

#this is bad for me bc i was having a pretty bad jake down yesterday #ik weird for me but it happened #it’s so had to have a lane when all the boys are so fucking delicious #forbidden twin friday #jakey <3 #sammy <3 #jake kiszka #jake gvf #sammy kiszka #sammy gvf #sam kiszka #sam gvf #gvf #greta van fleet #greta #gretavanfleet #josh kiszka #josh gvf #daniel wagner #daniel gvf #danny wagner #danny gvf

[stilinskiderek]

and if i was a child, did it matter if you got to wash your hands?

#derek hale #teen wolf #teen wolf: the movie #derek #tyler hoechlin #kate argent #jill wagner #teenwolf #**mine #sorry . not really #twm #dont ever get me started on the derek/kate dynamic unless you want a thesis. #also dont ask how long the stained glass windows gif took bc i want to rip my fucking hAIR OUT

[tripthelightfandomtastic]

here’s my sammy idea; its about edging so if that’s not your thing, keep scrolling!

ok so, i want to edge sam. i feel like the idea it would come up from some argument he was having with boys when having drinks at jakes house, a stupid discussion about who could go the most without an orgasm, and sam gloated about how he is not a desperate teenager.

the little comment takes root in your brain, and on your way back home you raise the idea to him.

“do you actually think you can do it?” you say casually while driving “do what?” “go a few days without cumming” his eyes go a little wide at the question “well… yeah, i think i can do better than those 3, at least, why?” you casually stop at a red light, so you look at him “would you be down to try?” he is quiet for seconds that feel too long “…try it how, exactly?” “well,” you raise an amused eyebrow at sam’s sudden shyness “we do our usual thing, but you make me cum, and you suck it up” you joke hoping to put him at ease, making him chuckle before he quiets down again “so… edging? is it?” “yup” you nod “we can build up to it honey, im not gonna slap a cock ring on you and keep it there for half a month” the mention of the ring already makes sam feel hot under his collar, you continue “we can start with four, maybe five days if that sounds ok- if you are okay with the whole thing, that is” sam nods, its not like you aren’t in control of all his orgasms already, he loves to be putty in your hands “okay, yeah, lets do it” he runs his clammy palms up and down his legs, already feeling a bit jittery “are we… are we starting now?” you giggle at him sweetly “no honey, right now im gonna be sweet to you and make you cum in any way your little heart desires” you park in front of your home and cup his jaw and peck his lips “we can start tomorrow” making him gulp nervously.

you settled on four for being the first time, but god it was the four longest days of sam’s life. from making him eat you out 3 times while praising him, to jerking him off hard and fast, in a way that made him squirm desperately and gasp for air as if he was constantly coming out of the water. you never pushed him too close to the edge, maybe once or twice before letting him catch his breath and take a cold shower.

on the fourth day, sam woke up to an empty bed. he got up and walked to the kitchen, and bent over to hide his face in your neck and mutter a shy good morning. you were sitting on the table with a mug of coffee and a left-over croissant from yesterday. “good morning, pretty. how did you sleep?” it was hell to fall asleep, honestly. you palmed him through his underwear and kissed his neck while praising him for what what felt like hours, so he had to fall asleep with a hard on and wake up to a slight case of morning wood. “Fine” he bit his lip, looking around in the kitchen, catching your eyes every now and then. “im not gonna make you cum yet, sam” you chuckled at his whining “you’ve been waiting for days, you can wait a few more minutes.” you placed your mug and plate on the sink, feeling him follow you like little puppy. “first, breakfast, you are gonna need your energy, baby” he sighed and fixed himself a mug with a bowl of cereal on the side, and ate with a pout “oh, dont be dramatic, sammy”

30 minutes later, you feel him creep behind you while you do the dishes, hands on your rib cage trailing down to your hips “please? now?” he asks quietly and you sigh with a smile “ok sammy, go wait in the room” you kiss his shocked face on the cheek “go, ill be right there” he nearly trips on his way out.

if you could take a picture, you would, because you dont think there’s anything prettier than sam with his hair in a bun, hands tied up above his head, cheeks and chest flushed, squirming from your hand pumping him slowly but steady, and your lips fluttering around the base of his cock. “please, please…” he whines sweetly “sammy, you really arent helping yourself with all your begging and whining” you say, with a seductive smile “can i try something?” “yes, please, just-“ a choked moan and the clench of his legs interrupt him “anything, i need it” “aw, he needs it” you coo mockingly “ok baby, im gonna give it to you, yeah?” he nods shakily with closed eyes, taking this as a chance to take the little bullet vibrator from the nightstand to your left.

with your right hand holding his red, weeping cock up from the base. “just let go when you are ready, ok?” you dropped a kiss to his hip as he nodded, his breath still labored but not as frantic. you wrap you lips around his tip, babying it with your tongue, circling around it gently. his noises almost sound like complains, his hips already starting to shift. when you feel like he got back into it, you turn on the bullet vibrator at high power, holding it to where his shaft connects to his balls, making him almost scream in surprise, and it takes little to no time to get him there. “oh god- oh, please! can i-?” he sobs out, you let go of his tip with a pop “yes, yes baby, come for me, let go-“ sam’s scream interrupts you as his orgasm splatters against his chest. his body tenses erratically, his mouth open with now gasps coming out of him as his orgasm hits him like a train. you pull the vibrator off of him while still pumping steadily to work him through it gently. when there’s only a few tears coming from his cock you pull away from him, immediately standing up to release his hands, the only sound in the room being his panting. “sammy? did i break you baby?” you touch his face delicately, he nods with a wet face, nuzzling it into your hand “let me know when i can clean you up, bub. take your time” while playing with the stray hairs from his bun to pull him back to reality gently

(i know the spacing looks weird as hell but this is tumblr being HELL to write in im sorry)

Oh... now that is delicious.

#god hed look so fucking good too #and hed sound even prettier #ALSO BRATTY SAMMY POUTING?? #id have to make that frown turn upside down #this was amazing thank you oh so much anon #you better be a smut writer already bc this was perfect #wild wednesday #gvf #greta van fleet #josh kiszka #jake kiszka #danny wagner #sam kiszka #jake gvf #josh gvf #danny gvf #sam gvf #sam kiszka smut

[ascendingtostardust]

(x)

#very not aesthetically pleasing #but I needed to do it #mostly bc backwards at Danny looking fine as fuck #also little sweety Sammy #sam kiszka #danny wagner

[blueberry-beanie]

the rational part of me: you need to sleep now! you have to wake at 4:30am the other part: yes but how about you watch this now

#to be fair i've been waiting for this dvd for quite a while bc it went on some extra rounds in the mail #i could've watched it on yt but the quality is abysmal so i got a used copy #and today it arrived and i discovered it's actually a signed copy??? #like what the fuck #and that is apparently his real signature i checked xD #so now i own a signed dvd with a cabaret performance by claus von wagner yay #i honestly need to go to sleep fml

[saviourkingslut]

sometimes i listen to tchaikovsky's music and i get so emotional not simply bc of the music but bc of the thought that he existed and felt and created it and i get to listen to his heart a little like that. listening to the gentle warmth and exuberance of the nutcracker and im like he made that! for us! i love you

#waltz of the flowers making me emotional. ok. #maybe it's bc im so stressed anything is bound to make me cry nowadays #did you know i threw out my back again two weeks ago and still haven't recovered completely #probably bc im so stressed #im specifically saying tchaik bc no other composer truly makes me feel the way he does #actually so much to say about how if there's a popularity contest for composers he almost always wins by a mile #something abt the incredible potential for emotional connection in his music i think. he touches hearts. #if anyone says that he's popular bc his music is 'approachable' and not of high complex classical standard or whatever im killing u #(im looking at you spotify description) #'even if it lacks the formal boldness and harmonic sophistication heard in the compositions of wagner and bruckner' #BRUCKNER!?? BRUCKNER????? fuck off fr #wagner couldn't reach tchaik's emotional sweep if he tried. but i rarely listen to him anyway bc he was a massive antisemite #i should stop reading tchaik's description on spotify bc every time it makes me seethe it's so patronising and degenerative it's unreal #curry rambles

[eggbagelz]

IM GOING TO SHIT MYSELF

#THANK U TO MY FRIEND FOR SHOWING ME THIS BC THIS IS THE FUNNIEST PIECE OF INFO ANYONE HAS #EVER GIVEN ME #LITTLE GERMAN BOY KURT WAGNER IS LIGHT YAGAMI. #LIGHT YAGAMI IS FUCKING. ''COOL'' TALKING GERMAN BOY KURT #THIS IS THE GREATEST MOMENT OF MY ENTIRE LIFE #i need to lay down. help me this is so fucking funny

[streamsofstardust]

good morning to me god DAMN

#he looks so fucking good #i just opened instagram and that was the first thing i saw #also answers my anklet question #he didn't not get one on his right anklet #explain that one daniel #and the multiple chains ??? #daddy looks like he has money bc he DOES #danny wagner is my boyfriend!! and i love him!!! #gvf #greta van fleet #gretavanfleet #danny gvf #danny wagner #danny wagner gvf

[borom1r]

what if I finished two towers today…..

#the PROBLEM. is I fully intend on partaking in substances. so while I COULD theoretically finish it. if I get too high. well. #I’ve got abt a third left tho and I’m itching to get it done and get started on RotK #bc then I’ll have an excuse to order myself the silmarillion #or maybe I’ll hold off on that until after I finish RotK bc then I can use the gap to finish the chronicles of prydain #UGH I ALSO HAVE TO FINISH READING WAGNER’S RING CYCLE. #why did I do that to myself. why did I think reading an opera would be a good idea. let alone THE RING CYCLE. famous for being #OBSCENELY FUCKING LONG.

[off-center-milk]

Marble hornets not having much of a visually distinctive cast can be really frustrating, especially when ur first watching it. Then multiply that frustration 10x because of all the visual distortion/glitching. But nowadays I'm p thankful bcs wanting to make mh fanart is what pushed me to put more effort into drawing faces and making faces look distinctive from each other.

#literally a characters face and a few minor details abt their outfit r the only things u have to tell them apart sometimes. #right? and thats fine for other shows that have lighting and arent shot on a go pro from 2009 in the middle of the woods at night #put it all together and they can be a bit difficult to tell apart if you dont know whats going on #couple that with middle school me's much simpler anime art style and youve got a recipe for idk who the fuck is who or whats going on #and this. dear friends is why ive become hell bent on avoiding same face syndrome or ehatever u call it. #if my audience can't differentiate between my blorbos pray tell what is the point? there isnt one. id explode #idk. every time i see a mh fanart and cant tell whos who by the faces i die a little bit on the inside /hj #just bcs the actors do have striking faces like. i am not forgetting jays weird little bug eyed stare even if i wanted to his face #is cemented in my brain. like they have nice and memorable faces thatre actually pretty easy to simplify while maintaining likeness #yallre just losers. booooooo!!!!!!! #joking draw how u please idc but it does throw me for a loop. #anyways. thank you troy wagner for forcing me to get better at drawing. again. all my creative growth can be tracked down to MH if u try har #d enough

[celestialsolstice]

i do not think we all understand what the fuck i would give to run into daniel wagner at a hozier concert

#greta van fleet #danny wagner #from the soul #no bc i keep THINKING ABOUT HIM AT THE FUCKING CONCERT #AND IM JUST #!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[frozcnhearts]

Genshin Impact: Rachel Wagner (OC)

Name: Rachel Wagner Age: 25 Vision: None (rumors say she had a Hydro vision tho) Weapon: Sword  Affilation: Unknown

A young woman with the name Rachel Wagner coming from Mondstadt. Though growing up in a nice, tidy household with lovely parents, she left home in the age of 15 to discover the lands around her.

She was never one, to gain the blessing of an archon. But due to her father having been a member of the knights of favonious and being interested into sword fights ever since earliest childhood, she had achieved great talent in such.

There were words that she apparently joined a pirate crew with a captain who was known for his cruelty. Who ‘reigned’ over his crew with firm hand and would not hesitate of raise that or his weapon, shall he see something out of place. He met his end, when Rachel and some others of the crew took the chance of him standing too close to the railing - sick of him, they pushed him into the sea and watched him drown.

Ever since then, Rachel became the captain of this crew.

#{ Rachel Wagner } #{ Rachel ( Main ): Visionless freedom } #I TOTALLY FORGOT THAT I HAD ADDED HER TO MY MUSES #AND I'M STILL SO FUCKING IN LOVE WITH HER #I remember that I wanted an pirate OC because I had such a huge inspiration #Especially I finally wanted an OC from Mondstadt bc; lemme throw all those German terms at you #* rubs hands *

[ascendingtostardust]

Alright who wants to scream over this with me

#no bc look at him what the FUCK #who tf was gatekeeping this from me???? #he’s a little angel oh my goddddd #feeling so normal #danny wagner

[jiabeewrites]

so this is what i've gathered from the memes and tumblr posts:

(please do not take this as 100% accurate. it's probably only like 78% accurate)

TITANIC II:

a few billionaires + a 19 year old + one other person(?) went into a "submarine" that wasn't actually a submarine

it was controlled by a VIDEO GAME CONTROLLER

and they were supposed to explore the titanic

and the submarine thingie didn't actually work and they KNEW THAT before getting on

and it imploded

and they all died

the only person anyone has sympathy for is the 19 year old bc he didn't wanna go on but wanted to make his dad happy

also celine dion is trending lmao

and fanfic is being written for the submarine (im slightly concerned)

oh and the company who made the submarine is called oceangate

this link. that's it, that's the addition.

oh yeah and @hkayakh said that a documentary is being made about this???

RUSSIA:

there's a coup

and there's basically a civil war

and the person in charge of the coup said that he's trying to topple russia's military leaders

and ukraine just took back some of their land

also the troops stopped for coffee before fighting

important addition by @chimp-prolly-not-typing-hamlet: the rogue battalion that rebelled against Putin is a private paramilitary organization called Wagner’s Group which has been linked to far-right extremism and neo-nazism

GREECE:

the greek coast guard capsized a boat full of hundreds of migrants, killing 80 with over 500 people still counted as missing, and the eu won't even investigate (according to @socialist-microwave-laser, please go check this post for more info)

so yeah fuck capitalism actually

THE STOCK MARKET???:

logitech is NOT suing oceangate, that was a fake post

EXTRA SHIT:

andrew tate is being charged for rape and human trafficking

and apparently elon musk challenged mark zuckerberg to a jiu jitsu cage fight

and andrew tate offered to coach elon musk

the season finale of helluva boss came out!!! (s1e8)

the season finale of helluva boss is coming out only right now because of some legal issues that vivsiepop + spindlehorse had. i think it had something to do with working with kesha and her label

FNAF TRAILER JUST DROPPED

yeah the world just decided to speedrun history today

(pls tell me if there's anything to add to this in the replies!!!)

#russia #titantic #russian coup #wagner group #ukraine #oceangate #titanic submersible #russian civil war #stock market #logitech #andrew tate #speedrunning history whoooooooo #greece #helluva boss #kesha #helluva boss queen bee #helluva boss episode 8 #fnaf #fnaf movie #fnaf trailer