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heartxshaped-bruises · 5 years

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108, 133, 135

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108. What should you be doing?

Right now? Sleeping. But in general, I should write more on my personal projects like the majority of roleplayers on here, I suppose. My writing mentor loved the raw draft of my latest project and proposed to pass it on to her editor bc they’re interested. Not sure if the publishing house is the right for me and if I even have time to finish it.

133. Favourite lyrics right now?

Someday I’ll be living in a big old cityAnd all you’re ever gonna be is mean.Someday I’ll be big enough so you can’t hit meAnd all you’re gonna be is mean.Why you gotta be so mean?

- Mean by Taylor Swift ( fits my situation very well )

135. Dumbest lie you ever told?

I was covering my best friend’s ass when he was actually telling the most stupid lie: In my last year at High School we had our friend group and met up for a movie night. There was this annoying freshman girl from our school who had this huge crush on one of my friends. She used to stalk us during lunch breaks, our free time… now - at my High School there were only 3 kinds of people. Either you belonged to the ‘cool kids’ who listened to Hip-Hop and bullied the other two groups consisting of the nerds and the alternative freaks to whom we belonged to. And because of that we didn’t want to act like dicks as well and tolerated her, but we really didn’t want her to come over for movie night.

It started very harmlessly but in the end, my friend convinced her on the phone that the whole movie night wasn’t happening at all because her crush got sent into a special hospital after he got kinky with some rather unfortunate vegetables, and my friend was going to be picked up by a helicopter since he was the emergency contact and had to cut the call now 0_0

Honestly, he told that lie while we all were sitting next to him, covering each other’s mouths to prevent us from laughing. The worst thing was that this girl really believed all that bullshit - and that her crush and we all were called vegetable names the other day after she told others bc she was so concerned. They believed it, too. Freak status at school didn’t improve after that but we stuck with it.

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lgbt-i-guess · 5 years

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1-170 for those honest asks

1: How tall or short do you wish you were?

idk 5′5″?

2: What’s your dream pet? (Real or not)

snaek

3: Do you have a favourite clothing style?

I rly like darker clothes

4: What was your favourite video game growing up?

alien vs predator

5: What three things/people do you think of most each day:

my friend Caitlin

kai

6: If you had a warning label, what would yours say?

emotionally unavailable for a while

7: What is your opinion on [insert person/thing here]?

u didn't insert the thing

8: What is your Greek personality type? [Sanguine, Phlegmatic, Choleric, or Melancholic]

phlegmatic

9: Are you ticklish?

very

10: Are you allergic to anything?

not anymore

11: What’s your sexuality?

atm I'm going for gay ace

12: Do you prefer tea, coffee, or cocoa?

cocoa

13: Are you a cat or dog person?

cat

14: Would you rather be a vampire, elf, or merperson?

vampire honestly

15: Do you have a favourite Youtuber?

callmekevin, graystillplays, or rtgames

16: How tall are you?

5′1″

17: If you had to change your name, what would you change it to?

like legally? either spencer cade or kai

18: How much do you weigh? [Only ask this if you know the user doesn’t mind!]

idk? i think abt 57kg

19: Do you believe in ghosts/spirits?

yes

20: Do you like space or the ocean more?

spaece

21: Are you religious?

not rly

22: Pet peeves?

leaving the door open when ive asked to close it

23: Would you rather be nocturnal or diurnal [opposite of nocturnal]?

nocturnal

24: Favorite constellation?

orion

25: Favorite star?

idk

26: Do you like ball-jointed dolls?

not rly?

27: Any phobias or fears?

bugs that fly

28: Do you think global warming is real?

yeah

29: Do you believe in reincarnation?

yeah

30: Favorite movie?

idk rn

31: Do you get scared easily?

kinda

32: How many pets have you own in your lifetime?

47 if u consider every animal thats lived in the house

33: Blog rate? [You’ll rate the blog of the one who’s asking.]

5/10 ig ur anonymous

34: What is a colour that calms you?

blue

35: Where would you like to travel and/or live?

i wanna see mountains

36: Where were you born?

england

37: What is your eye colour?

blue

38: Introvert or extrovert?

introvert but also i have no shame

39: Do you believe in horoscopes and zodiacs?

yeah

40: Hugs or kisses?

both is good

41: Who is someone you would like to see/visit right now?

42: Who is someone you love deeply?

43: Any piercings you want?

ears

44: Do you like tattoos and piercings?

I DO

45: Do you smoke or have you ever done so?

i have not but my mum did

46: Talk about your crush, if you have one!

aaaaaaaaaaaa okay so

ive mostly been able to ignore this crush bc we dont talk much but hes so good im love him and idk what to say s o

47: What is a sound you really hate?

scrapping

48: A sound you really love?

bf laugh

49: Can you do a backflip?

i can not

50: Can you do the splits?

i can not

51: Favorite actor and/or actress?

tom holland

52: Favorite movie?

idk is this a repeat question

53: How are you feeling right now?

hungy

54: What colour would you like your hair to be right now?

blue. bright blue.

55: When did you feel happiest?

idk i think when my bfs and i started dating

56: Something that calms you down?

hugs

57: Have any mental conditons? [Only ask this if you know the user doesn’t mind!]

yeah i have:

- depression

- autism

- adhd

58: What does your URL mean?

well i was remaking my blogs after the age purge and i was making the discourse one and went “okay what is this about” and thought “idk lgbt i guess”

59: What three words describe you the most?

idk

60: Do you believe in evolution?

yeah

61: What makes you unfollow a blog?

not much

62: What makes you follow a blog?

interesting

63: Favorite kind of person:

idk

64: Favorite animal(s):

canine

65: Name three of your favourite blogs.

@shutthefuckup-terfs @official-cisphobe @purgatorian-princess

66: Favorite emoticon:

idk

67: Favorite meme:

idk

68: What is your MBTI personality type?

idk

69: What is your star sign?

aquarius

70: Can your dog roll over on command, if you have a dog?

she can if its my brother asking

71: What outfit out of all your clothes do you like to wear the most?

i have one outfit

72: Post a selfie or two?

im p sure i already have

73: Do you have platform shoes?

74: What is one random but interesting fact about yourself?

idk

75: Can you do a front flip?

i can not

76: Do you like birds?

i do

77: Do you like to swim?

i do

78: Is swimming or ice skating more fun for you?

swimming

79: Something you wish didn’t exist:

trump

80: Something you wish did exist:

dragon

81: Piercings you have?

i did have my ears pierced but they healed

82: Something you really enjoy doing:

reading

83: Favorite person to talk to:

84: What was your first impression of Tumblr?

it was rly nice

85: How many followers do you have?

232

86: Can you run a mile within ten minutes?

i cant run ten metres

87: Do your socks always match?

sometimes

88: Can you touch your toes and keep your legs straight completely?

i cant stand w my legs straight

89: What are your birthstones?

amethyst

90: If you were an animal, which one would you be?

idk

91: If a flower could aesthetically represent you, what kind would it be?

blac

92: A store you hate?

m&s

its nice but the sound is bad

93: How many cups of coffee can you drink in one day?

i dont

94: Would you rather be able to fly or read minds?

fly

95: Do you like to wear camo?

yes

96: Winter or summer?

winter

97: How long can you hold your breath for?

10secs

98: Least favourite person?

family

99: Someone you look up to:

idk

100: A store you love?

euro pizza

101: Favorite type of shoes

slippers

102: Where do you live?

northumberland

103: Are you a vegetarian or vegan? If so, why?

104: What is your favourite mineral or gem?

quartz

105: Do you drink milk?

i do im a milkdrinker

106: Do you like bugs?

no theyre demons

107: Do you like spiders?

108: Something you get paranoid about?

being watched

109: Can you draw:

kinda

110: Nosiest question you have ever been asked?

idk

111: A question you hate being asked?

idk

112: Ever been bitten by a spider?

113: Do you like the sound of waves at the beach?

yesss

114: Do you prefer cloudy or sunny days?

cloudy

115: Someone you’d like to kiss or cuddle right now:

116: Favorite cloud type:

idk

117: What colour do you wish the sky was?

purpura

118: Do you have freckles?

i do not

119: Favorite thing about a person:

idk

120: Fruits or vegetables?

fruit

121: Something you want to do right now:

idk

122: Is the ocean or sky prettier?

ocean

123: Sweet or sour foods?

sweet

124: Bright or dim lights?

dim

125: Do you believe in a certain magical creature?

idk

126: Something you hate about Tumblr:

bigots

127: Something you love about Tumblr:

art

128: What do you think about the least?

idk

129: What would you want to be written on your tombstone?

“bastard at heart”

130: Who would you like to punch in the face right now?

brother

131: What is something you love but also hate about yourself?

clingyness

132: Do you smile with your teeth showing for pictures?

sometimes

133: Computer or TV?

computer

134: Do you like roller coasters?

135: Do you get motion sickness or seasickness?

136: Are your ears lobed or attached?

attached

137: Do you believe in karma?

yeah

138: On a scale of 1-10, how attractive would you say you are?

139: What nicknames do you have/have had?

idk

140: Did you have any pretend or imaginary friends?

yeah

141: Have you ever seen a therapist/shrink?

yeah

142: Would you say you are a good or bad influence on others?

idk

143: Do you prefer giving or receiving gifts/help?

idk

144: What makes you angry

disrespect

145: How many languages do you speak fluently?

146: Do you prefer boys, girls, and/or non-binaries?

boys + boy nbsz

147: Are you androgynous?

yeah

148: Favorite physical thing about yourself:

idk

149: Favorite thing about your personality:

idk

150: Name three people you would like to talk to right now in person.

other bf

idk

151: If you could go back into time and live in one era, which would you choose?

idk

152: Do you like BuzzFeed?

unsolved yeah

153: How did you meet your spouse/girlfriend/boyfriend/partner? [If you have one.]

i joined a discord server

154: Do you like to kiss others’ foreheads or hands for platonic reasons?

kinda

155: Do you like to play with others’ hair?

yeah

156: What embarrasses you?

why would i tell u

157: Something that makes you nervous/anxious:

idk

158: Biggest lie you have ever told:

idk

159: How many people are you following?

1215

160: How many posts do you have on your blog(s)?

3343

161: How many drafts do you have on your blog(s)?

162: How many likes do you have on your blog(s)?

2272

163: Last time you cried and why:

idk

164: Do you have long or short hair?

short

165: Longest your hair has ever been:

waist

166: Why do you like, dislike, or have neutral feelings about religion?

for the most part its dislike when it comes to organised religion but if its just personal its fine

167: Do you really care how the universe and world were created?

kinda

168: Do you like to wear makeup?

sometimes

169: Can you stand on your hands or head for more than thirty seconds?

nope

170: Did you answer the questions you were asked truthfully?

yeah

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thecircusofyourmind · 5 years

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Ya know what -- since you did it to me, imma do it to you ALL 170

UGH I deserved this

1: How tall or short do you wish you were? I’m fine with my height tbh2: What’s your dream pet? (Real or not) PENGUIN3: Do you have a favorite clothing style? I literally wear nothing but musical T-Shirts4: What was your favorite video game growing up? oh god. that’s a tough one. Prolly Kingdom Hearts or the Pokemon games5: What three things/people do you think of most each day: uhhh... the girl I like, my snapchat streaks bc i suck at them, and sleep6: If you had a warning label, what would yours say? Warning: forever alone7: What is your opinion on [insert person/thing here]? no8: What is your Greek personality type? [Sanguine, Phlegmatic, Choleric, or Melancholic] I have no idea9: Are you ticklish? I think? no one has tried in a while so idk10: Are you allergic to anything? nope!11: What’s your sexuality? straight af12: Do you prefer tea, coffee, or cocoa? Hot Cocoa 13: Are you a cat or dog person? DOGS14: Would you rather be a vampire, elf, or merperson? Vampire15: Do you have a favorite Youtuber? nope16: How tall are you? tf if I know. Maybe like 5′8″ I think?17: If you had to change your name, what would you change it to? I wouldn’t18: How much do you weigh? [Only ask this if you know the user doesn’t mind!] like 130ish I think19: Do you believe in ghosts/spirits? YES THEY ARE TERRIFYING20: Do you like space or the ocean more? Space!21: Are you religious? not really22: Pet peeves? people leaving me on read and ignoring me and avoiding me. 23: Would you rather be nocturnal or diurnal [opposite of nocturnal]? I already am nocturnal so24: Favorite constellation? I have no idea25: Favorite star? Also have no idea26: Do you like ball-jointed dolls? wat27: Any phobias or fears? SPIDERS. 28: Do you think global warming is real? I mean, it’s January 9th and we’ve yet to have actual snowfall so29: Do you believe in reincarnation? I don’t know30: Favorite movie? no clue31: Do you get scared easily? HAHA YEP32: How many pets have you own in your lifetime? a few fish, 2 dogs, a hamster33: Blog rate? [You’ll rate the blog of the one who’s asking.] ∞/10 obviously34: What is a color that calms you? uh. purple maybe bc it’s my favorite35: Where would you like to travel and/or live? I would LOVE to travel to London and Paris36: Where were you born? Holyoke, MA37: What is your eye color? Brown38: Introvert or extrovert? kinda both39: Do you believe in horoscopes and zodiacs? idk40: Hugs or kisses? never been kissed so... hugs41: Who is someone you would like to see/visit right now? The girl i like obviously42: Who is someone you love deeply? no43: Any piercings you want? no44: Do you like tattoos and piercings? I don’t mind them45: Do you smoke or have you eiver done so? never have, never will46: Talk about your crush, if you have one! even if she’s been a pain lately and stuff has been rough... she’s wonderful and makes me happy and i adore her and talking to her and the fact that I get to work with her makes my awful job a little tolerable knowing there’s one good thing there I get to look forward to seeing at work when the job sucks. 47: What is a sound you really hate? tf if I know48: A sound you really love? quiet49: Can you do a backflip? nope50: Can you do the splits? LOL nope51: Favorite actor and/or actress? jfc uh I don’t know there are so many to pick from! I never really pick favorites52: Favorite movie? why is this asked a second time?53: How are you feeling right now? awful lmfao54: What color would you like your hair to be right now? I like it the way it is55: When did you feel happiest? 2 years 3 months ago even tho that shouldn’t be my answer.56: Something that calms you down? sleep57: Have any mental disorders? [Only ask this if you know the user doesn’t mind!] not that I know of?58: What does your URL mean? It’s a song from Finding Neverland!59: What three words describe you the most? useless, uglyaf, yeah60: Do you believe in evolution? I mean, we had to get here somehow?61: What makes you unfollow a blog? I don’t ever usually62: What makes you follow a blog? no idea, just kinda do63: Favorite kind of person: nice people64: Favorite animal(s): dog, penguin65: Name three of your favorite blogs. @thewomaninlilywhite @putawaythefairytales @thoughtsofabasketcase66: Favorite emoticon: 😂 this is my most used one67: Favorite meme: NO68: What is your MBTI personality type? i have no idea69: What is your star sign? Scorpio70: Can your dog roll over on command, if you have a dog? LOL NOPE71: What outfit out of all your clothes do you like to wear the most? literally any musical related thing72: Post a selfie or two? NO73: Do you have platform shoes? why would i74: What is one random but interesting fact about yourself? I’m not interesting75: Can you do a front flip? no76: Do you like birds? penguins77: Do you like to swim? I never really go swimming78: Is swimming or ice skating more fun to you? prolly swimming bc I’d prolly die ice skating79: Something you wish didn’t exist: me lol jk... but spiders80: Some thing you wish did exist: my happiness ahaha81: Piercings you have? none82: Something you really enjoy doing: sleep, sing, perform83: Favorite person to talk to: the girl i like..?84: What was your first impression of Tumblr? this is stupid lmao85: How many followers do you have? 101 bc i don’t do anything on here86: Can you run a mile within ten minutes? prolly87: Do your socks always match? yes88: Can you touch your toes and keep your legs straight completely? nope89: What are your birthstones? Tourmaline and Opal90: If you were an animal, which one would you be? a penguin91: If a flower could aesthetically represent you, what kind would it be? i have no idea92: A store you hate? MY JOB93: How many cups of coffee can you drink in one day? 094: Would you rather be able to fly or read minds? read minds95: Do you like to wear camo? nah96: Winter or summer? summer97: How long can you hold your breath for? never counted98: Least favorite person? lol99: Someone you look up to: every talented person100: A store you love? idk101: Favorite type of shoes what102: Where do you live? Massachussets 103: Are you a vegetarian or vegan? If so, why? nope104: What is your favorite mineral or gem? no idea105: Do you drink milk? yeah106: Do you like bugs? eh107: Do you like spiders? HAHA NO108: Something you get paranoid about? literally everything in my life109: Can you draw: nope110: Nosiest question you have ever been asked? uhhh idk111: A question you hate being asked? “omg you’ve never been with a girl are you gay???” jfc people it gets old and annoying112: Ever been bitten by a spider? who hasn’t...?113: Do you like the sound of waves at the beach? suree114: Do you prefer cloudy or sunny days? depends on if it’s nice or not even with clouds115: Someone you’d like to kiss or cuddle right now: -_- obviously the girl i like116: Favorite cloud type: the ones that don’t produce snow117: What color do you wish the sky was? it’s fine the way it is118: Do you have freckles? a few119: Favorite thing about a person: honesty.120: Fruits or vegetables? veggies prolly?121: Something you want to do right now: die I mean sleep122: Is the ocean or sky prettier? ocean123: Sweet or sour foods? sweet124: Bright or dim lights? dim125: Do you believe in a certain magical creature? dragons are obviously real126: Something you hate about Tumblr: idk127: Something you love about Tumblr: also idk128: What do you think about the least? *shrugs*129: What would you want written on your tombstone? idk130: Who would you like to punch in the face right now? A LOT OF PEOPLE131: What is something you love but also hate about yourself? I don’t 132: Do you smile with your teeth showing for pictures? no133: Computer or TV? computer134: Do you like roller coasters? yesss135: Do you get motion sickness or seasickness? nope136: Are your ears lobed or attached? lobed 137: Do you believe in karma? YEP138: On a scale of 1-10, how attractive would you say you are? -10000000000139: What nicknames do you have/have had? Joey lol140: Did you have any pretend or imaginary friends? I have friends?141: Have you ever seen a therapist/shrink? no142: Would you say you are a good or bad influence to others? I try to be a good one143: Do you prefer giving or receiving gifts/help? giving144: What makes you angry people145: How many languages do you speak fluently? one146: Do you prefer boys, girls, and/or non-binaries? girls147: Are you androgynous? what?148: Favorite physical thing about yourself: nothing149: Favorite thing about your personality: also nothing150: Name three people you would like to talk to right now in person. no151: If you could go back into time and live in one era, which would you choose? uhhhh152: Do you like BuzzFeed? eh i don’t hate it153: How did you meet your spouse/girlfriend/boyfriend/partner? [If you have one.] FOREVER ALONE154: Do you like to kiss others’ foreheads or hands for platonic reasons? never kissed155: Do you like to play with others’ hair? forever. alone. 156: What embarrasses you? my face157: Something that makes you nervous/anxious: idk158: Biggest lie you have ever told: I try not to159: How many people are you following? 64160: How many posts do you have on your blog(s)? 647161: How many drafts do you have on your blog(s)? 0162: How many likes do you have on your blog(s)? 460163: Last time you cried and why: Last day of Little Mermaid I literally SOBBED when I said bye to my Jetsam and Ursula bc they were literally my rocks over the previous 3 weeks to that because my life was just downright horrible and they were the only good part about it at the time164: Do you have long or short hair? short165: Longest your hair has ever been: not too long166: Why do you like, dislike, or have neutral feelings about religon? just don’t care lol167: Do you really care how the universe and world was created? eh168: Do you like to wear makeup? no169: Can you stand on your hands or head for more than thirty seconds? prolly not170: Did you answer the questions you were asked truthfully? yes

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embur · 7 years

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all evens 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀

i'm just doing them all bc i don't feel like deleting every other question on mobile (too difficult imo)1: How tall or short do you wish you were?like 5'2-4" 2: What’s your dream pet? (Real or not)nice cat 3: Do you have a favorite clothing style?v lazy n comfortable 4: What was your favorite video game growing up?honestly i have no clue what games i played or what i did for fun At All until the age of 9 so imma go w that game: wow 5: What three things/people do you think of most each day:idk i only ever think abt what's immediately pertaining to me 6: If you had a warning label, what would yours say?idk 7: What is your opinion on [insert person/thing here]?no person 8: What is your Greek personality type? [Sanguine, Phlegmatic, Choleric, or Melancholic]idk 9: Are you ticklish?ya 10: Are you allergic to anything?Dust and Dogs and Cats 11: What’s your sexuality?lèsbian 12: Do you prefer tea, coffee, or cocoa?cocoa 13: Are you a cat or dog person?idk imma say cat even though i never had one 14: Would you rather be a vampire, elf, or merperson?elf, they seem the normalest n i don't wanna change into the other 2 15: Do you have a favorite Youtuber?cārlsāgān42 minus the -'s 16: How tall are you?5'8-9" 17: If you had to change your name, what would you change it to?i already changed it to colleen so idk that was all my creativity 18: How much do you weigh? [Only ask this if you know the user doesn’t mind!]like 200 + tax 19: Do you believe in ghosts/spirits?sure 20: Do you like space or the ocean more?space 21: Are you religious?idk 22: Pet peeves?my mom 23: Would you rather be nocturnal or diurnal [opposite of nocturnal]?diurnal bc that's what everything is based off of for hyumans 24: Favorite constellation?idk 25: Favorite star?idk 26: Do you like ball-jointed dolls?not if they he creepy ones 27: Any phobias or fears?bugs, trýpóphóbíá, loud people esp men 28: Do you think global warming is real?ya i don't have to Think it though 29: Do you believe in reincarnation?i hope it happens but idk 30: Favorite movie?imma say wreck it ralph 31: Do you get scared easily?ya 32: How many pets have you own in your lifetime?2 dogs but they died 33: Blog rate? [You’ll rate the blog of the one who’s asking.]99999999/10 34: What is a color that calms you?pastel colors idk 35: Where would you like to travel and/or live?everywhere for both of possible 36: Where were you born?gretna 37: What is your eye color?grayish 38: Introvert or extrovert?introvert 39: Do you believe in horoscopes and zodiacs?sure 40: Hugs or kisses?hugs 41: Who is someone you would like to see/visit right now?christina 42: Who is someone you love deeply?christina 43: Any piercings you want?some on ears, maybe something more idk 44: Do you like tattoos and piercings?piercings mainly 45: Do you smoke or have you eiver done so?no 46: Talk about your crush, if you have one!nice 47: What is a sound you really hate?my moms bfs dog whining at my door when i didn't ask to be left home alone w her 48: A sound you really love?silence 49: Can you do a backflip?into/in a pool ya 50: Can you do the splits?nope 51: Favorite actor and/or actress?idk 52: Favorite movie?wreck it ralph didn't they alrdy ask this 53: How are you feeling right now?kinda bad as usual 54: What color would you like your hair to be right now?a darker brown 55: When did you feel happiest?idk 56: Something that calms you down?asmr videos 57: Have any mental disorders? [Only ask this if you know the user doesn’t mind!]idk What but imma say yes, at the least i know i got depression 58: What does your URL mean?i like it bc it's short 59: What three words describe you the most?bad bad bad 60: Do you believe in evolution?don't have to 61: What makes you unfollow a blog?almost anything 62: What makes you follow a blog?a lot of people i follow follow it 63: Favorite kind of person:nice 64: Favorite animal(s):cat dog idk 65: Name three of your favorite blogs.idk 66: Favorite emoticon:💕 67: Favorite meme:idk specifically 68: What is your MBTI personality type?intj 69: What is your star sign?capricorn 70: Can your dog roll over on command, if you have a dog?no 71: What outfit out of all your clothes do you like to wear the most?t shirt n gym shorts 72: Post a selfie or two?nei takk 73: Do you have platform shoes?nope 74: What is one random but interesting fact about yourself?i have no life 75: Can you do a front flip?on a trampoline or into/in a pool 76: Do you like birds?sure 77: Do you like to swim?sure 78: Is swimming or ice skating more fun to you?swimming 79: Something you wish didn’t exist:evil 80: Some thing you wish did exist:more goodness 81: Piercings you have?none 82: Something you really enjoy doing:laying down 83: Favorite person to talk to:idk abt picking favorites between friends feels bad 84: What was your first impression of Tumblr?sux 85: How many followers do you have?23 86: Can you run a mile within ten minutes?ya 87: Do your socks always match?ya 88: Can you touch your toes and keep your legs straight completely?ya 89: What are your birthstones?blue topaz 90: If you were an animal, which one would you be?human 91: If a flower could aesthetically represent you, what kind would it be?idk 92: A store you hate?costco, i never been there but it feels Wrong 93: How many cups of coffee can you drink in one day?as many as i'm given idk 94: Would you rather be able to fly or read minds?fly 95: Do you like to wear camo?No. 96: Winter or summer?winter bc it doesn't get That cold here n all the bugs die 97: How long can you hold your breath for?idk i rarely test that 98: Least favorite person?my dad i guess 99: Someone you look up to:anyone who's taller than me 100: A store you love?idk 101: Favorite type of shoescrocs 102: Where do you live?nèw òrlèàns 103: Are you a vegetarian or vegan? If so, why?no 104: What is your favorite mineral or gem?alexandrite 105: Do you drink milk?ya 106: Do you like bugs?No. 107: Do you like spiders?No. 108: Something you get paranoid about?if i'm a bad person 109: Can you draw:yes, but def not well 110: Nosiest question you have ever been asked?idk 111: A question you hate being asked?idk 112: Ever been bitten by a spider?nope 113: Do you like the sound of waves at the beach?not particularly 114: Do you prefer cloudy or sunny days?cloudy 115: Someone you’d like to kiss or cuddle right now:christina 116: Favorite cloud type:i can't remember the name but the puffy ones 117: What color do you wish the sky was?the same color as now 118: Do you have freckles?i guess 119: Favorite thing about a person:how nice they are 120: Fruits or vegetables?neither bc i'm unhealthy but fruits of i had to 121: Something you want to do right now:i'm not gonna put that on here 122: Is the ocean or sky prettier?sky 123: Sweet or sour foods?sweet 124: Bright or dim lights?dim 125: Do you believe in a certain magical creature?idk 126: Something you hate about Tumblr:everything 127: Something you love about Tumblr:mine friends 128: What do you think about the least?idk i barely honk abt whatever it is 129: What would you want written on your tombstone?rest in peace 130: Who would you like to punch in the face right now?myself 131: What is something you love but also hate about yourself?being trąns and lęsbįąn, or i guess i'm Made to hate myself for those things 132: Do you smile with your teeth showing for pictures?ya 133: Computer or TV?computer 134: Do you like roller coasters?sure 135: Do you get motion sickness or seasickness?ya 136: Are your ears lobed or attached?lobed 137: Do you believe in karma?idk 138: On a scale of 1-10, how attractive would you say you are?1 or 2 139: What nicknames do you have/have had?collie 140: Did you have any pretend or imaginary friends?i dont think so 141: Have you ever seen a therapist/shrink?ya 142: Would you say you are a good or bad influence to others?i hope good but idk 143: Do you prefer giving or receiving gifts/help?both 144: What makes you angrya lot 145: How many languages do you speak fluently?one 146: Do you prefer boys, girls, and/or non-binaries?girls 147: Are you androgynous?i would rather be 148: Favorite physical thing about yourself:nothing 149: Favorite thing about your personality:nothing 150: Name three people you would like to talk to right now in person.trent stephanie christina 151: If you could go back into time and live in one era, which would you choose?this one? 152: Do you like BuzzFeed?no idk 153: How did you meet your spouse/girlfriend/boyfriend/partner? [If you have one.] 154: Do you like to kiss others’ foreheads or hands for platonic reasons?i think head kiss is better 155: Do you like to play with others’ hair?ya but more so them playing w my hair 156: What embarrasses you?everything 157: Something that makes you nervous/anxious:everything 158: Biggest lie you have ever told:idk 159: How many people are you following?156 160: How many posts do you have on your blog(s)?idk 161: How many drafts do you have on your blog(s)?105 162: How many likes do you have on your blog(s)?idk 163: Last time you cried and why:i don't remember when/why 164: Do you have long or short hair?long for a boy short for a girl 165: Longest your hair has ever been:however long it is now 166: Why do you like, dislike, or have neutral feelings about religon?idk 167: Do you really care how the universe and world was created?no 168: Do you like to wear makeup?idk i've never worn it yet 169: Can you stand on your hands or head for more than thirty seconds?i don't think so 170: Did you answer the questions you were asked truthfully?i hope i did

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asalesbian · 7 years

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i was tagged by @mikhailbakunins (thanks!)

nickname(s): noon, mostly

star sign: libra

height: ~170cm i think (so 5 ft 6)

time right now: 18.27

favorite music artist: too many... i’m listening to sia a lot rn

song stuck in your head: dangerous - big data

last movie watched: fantastic beasts & where to find them

last tv show watched: the oa

what are you wearing right now: jeans, blue floral shirt, socks patterned with neon hearts. clearly a fashion icon.

when did you create your blog: i made it early 2012 but it took me a few months to start using it (can’t believe i’ve almost been here for 5 years oh my god)

what kind of stuff do you usually post: right now about half of my posts are either supergirl or poi

do you have any other blogs: yep, kateclaire is my LOST blog, and i have a blog i use for future reference posts so i’m not filling up my drafts

do you get asks regularly: no

why did you choose your url: i’m ace & i like bad puns (also i didn’t want a fandom url anymore bc with all the jumping around between fandoms i do i’d feel the need to change it every couple of months and i wanna maintain Brand Recognition, y’know?)

hogwarts house: probably hufflepuff, maybe ravenclaw. idk

pokemon team: don’t have one

average hours of sleep: with my current schedule about 7.5 on weekdays

lucky number: 9

favorite character: t o o m a n y. i spend a lot of time thinking about isabel lovelace these days so i’m gonna put her for rn

how many blankets do you sleep with: one

following: 135

I tag: @doctoroffuturepast, @wardenroot, @piningfornothing, @onehungrypotter, @housemadeoutofbeds, @samesonic-differentdoctor if any of you feel like it, and also anyone else who wants to do this :)

#tag games for ts #actually about me #long post

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fuckit-shithappens · 4 years

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1: How tall or short do you wish you were? 5’5 tbh

2: What’s your dream pet? (Real or not) a finger monkey

3: Do you have a favorite clothing style? comfy style, baggy clothes😌

4: What was your favorite video game growing up? ion even knowww

5: What three things/people do you think of most each day: i think of makin shmoney, my girl, & my nephew 🤍

6: If you had a warning label, what would yours say? a lot 🤣 im too much

7: What is your opinion on ocra? why does your juice taste like pickle juice but you don’t taste like a pickle🧐

8: What is your Greek personality type? [Sanguine, Phlegmatic, Choleric, or Melancholic] 🤷🏽‍♀️

9: Are you ticklish? i taught myself not to be bc i got tickled too much when i was younger & didn’t like it👀

10: Are you allergic to anything? cats, horses, & dogs🙄

11: What’s your sexuality? gay asfff😘

12: Do you prefer tea, coffee, or cocoa? tea

13: Are you a cat or dog person? dog person

14: Would you rather be a vampire, elf, or merperson? what’s a merperson

15: Do you have a favorite Youtuber? nahh

16: How tall are you? 5’4😴

17: If you had to change your name, what would you change it to? good question

18: How much do you weigh? [Only ask this if you know the user doesn’t mind!] 140

19: Do you believe in ghosts/spirits? yessirrr

20: Do you like space or the ocean more? space

21: Are you religious? nah

22: Pet peeves? oo a lot. when people lie for no reason, lazy people, crybaby people, plus more

23: Would you rather be nocturnal or diurnal [opposite of nocturnal]? nocturnal🌚

24: Favorite constellation? huh?

25: Favorite star? mars

26: Do you like ball-jointed dolls? tf even is that

27: Any phobias or fears? spiders, drowning, or burning.

28: Do you think global warming is real? yes

29: Do you believe in reincarnation? yes

30: Favorite movie? the mask, two story 2, shrek

31: Do you get scared easily? nah

32: How many pets have you own in your lifetime? 7

33: Blog rate? [You’ll rate the blog of the one who’s asking.] it was anonomous

34: What is a color that calms you? teal

35: Where would you like to travel and/or live? i wanna travel to bora bora

36: Where were you born? oklahoma

37: What is your eye color? light brown

38: Introvert or extrovert? depends on the day & who i’m around

39: Do you believe in horoscopes and zodiacs? yuhh💯

40: Hugs or kisses? kisses

41: Who is someone you would like to see/visit right now? i wanna see my gramma & nephew😩

42: Who is someone you love deeply? money💸

43: Any piercings you want? i wanna get my industrial back & maybe my snake eyes👀

44: Do you like tattoos and piercings? love them.

45: Do you smoke or have you eiver done so? i smoke weeed🥰

46: Talk about your crush, if you have one! my girl, i love her personality & the way she treats me. i don’t see nobody but her, she ain’t goin no where😩🤍

47: What is a sound you really hate? owls hooing🤦🏽‍♀️

48: A sound you really love? waves hitting the shore 💕

49: Can you do a backflip? no

50: Can you do the splits? i used too👀

51: Favorite actor and/or actress? 🤷🏽‍♀️

52: Favorite movie? already asked thisss

53: How are you feeling right now? sleepy & hungry

54: What color would you like your hair to be right now? i just want my highlights

55: When did you feel happiest? when i’m w my girl & family at the same time

56: Something that calms you down? weed🤣

57: Have any mental disorders? [Only ask this if you know the user doesn’t mind!] prolly💀

58: What does your URL mean? issa saying i live by💯

59: What three words describe you the most? nonchalant, chill, bitch

60: Do you believe in evolution? huhhh

61: What makes you unfollow a blog? if ion like what you post

62: What makes you follow a blog? if i like what you post

63: Favorite kind of person:

64: Favorite animal(s): horses🥺

65: Name three of your favorite blogs.

66: Favorite emoticon:

67: Favorite meme:

68: What is your MBTI personality type?

69: What is your star sign? aries🤞🏽

70: Can your dog roll over on command, if you have a dog? no

71: What outfit out of all your clothes do you like to wear the most? basketball shorts, w a t shirt & my slides

72: Post a selfie or two? maybe

73: Do you have platform shoes? what

74: What is one random but interesting fact about yourself? 🧐🤷🏽‍♀️

75: Can you do a front flip? yes

76: Do you like birds? i don’t mind them

77: Do you like to swim? i do, well i would say float

78: Is swimming or ice skating more fun to you? swimming is more fun

79: Something you wish didn’t exist: taxes. donald trump.

80: Some thing you wish did exist: free flights, a life time supply of chicken for me

81: Piercings you have? my nose & ears

82: Something you really enjoy doing: smoking & being w my girl

83: Favorite person to talk to: babyyy😘

84: What was your first impression of Tumblr? i didn’t understand it

85: How many followers do you have? 2000+ i know that

86: Can you run a mile within ten minutes? hell nahhh😂

87: Do your socks always match? not all the time

88: Can you touch your toes and keep your legs straight completely? yes

89: What are your birthstones? a light blue

90: If you were an animal, which one would you be? i never know what to say on this

91: If a flower could aesthetically represent you, what kind would it be? 🤷🏽‍♀️🤷🏽‍♀️

92: A store you hate?

93: How many cups of coffee can you drink in one day? i don’t like coffee

94: Would you rather be able to fly or read minds? read minds

95: Do you like to wear camo? ew nope

96: Winter or summer? summer

97: How long can you hold your breath for? idk & i don’t wanna find out

98: Least favorite person?

99: Someone you look up to:my gramma

100: A store you love? zumiez

101: Favorite type of shoes: vans👏🏽

102: Where do you live? oklahoma

103: Are you a vegetarian or vegan? If so, why? nah i NEED mean

104: What is your favorite mineral or gem? idk

105: Do you drink milk? only in my cereal

106: Do you like bugs? no sir

107: Do you like spiders? nahh this my fear

108: Something you get paranoid about? when i’m smokin in the car & pass 12

109: Can you draw: i would say yes

110: Nosiest question you have ever been asked? i’ve been asked a lot of q’s that was nosy

111: A question you hate being asked? am i bi

112: Ever been bitten by a spider? no

113: Do you like the sound of waves at the beach? yesss, i said that up there

114: Do you prefer cloudy or sunny days? sunny

115: Someone you’d like to kiss or cuddle right now: my girl but she’s cookin for us🥴

116: Favorite cloud type: huh?

117: What color do you wish the sky was? an ombré goin from blue to purple to pink & yellow

118: Do you have freckles? nah

119: Favorite thing about a person: lips & eyebrow

120: Fruits or vegetables? fruit

121: Something you want to do right now: take a nap

122: Is the ocean or sky prettier? damnnn don’t make me choose😩 i love boffum

123: Sweet or sour foods? sour

124: Bright or dim lights? dim

125: Do you believe in a certain magical creature? bigfoot

126: Something you hate about Tumblr:

127: Something you love about Tumblr:

128: What do you think about the least? people from my past

129: What would you want written on your tombstone? lived for herself & no one else

130: Who would you like to punch in the face right now? oo a few people

131: What is something you love but also hate about yourself? i love my body but hate it at the same time

132: Do you smile with your teeth showing for pictures? yes, my teeth straight 🤣

133: Computer or TV? tv

134: Do you like roller coasters? i do

135: Do you get motion sickness or seasickness? motion

136: Are your ears lobed or attached? lobed

137: Do you believe in karma? hell yes

138: On a scale of 1-10, how attractive would you say you are? 7

139: What nicknames do you have/have had? b & kyle

140: Did you have any pretend or imaginary friends? nah

141: Have you ever seen a therapist/shrink? yes💀

142: Would you say you are a good or bad influence to others? bad but sometimes good😌

143: Do you prefer giving or receiving gifts/help? receiving, im bad at pickin gifts for people

144: What makes you angry: yo literally anything & everything. i’m an angry bitch all the time

145: How many languages do you speak fluently? 1

146: Do you prefer boys, girls, and/or non-binaries? girls

147: Are you androgynous? huh

148: Favorite physical thing about yourself: my lips & eyebrows

149: Favorite thing about your personality: everything

150: Name three people you would like to talk to right now in person. my gramma

151: If you could go back into time and live in one era, which would you choose?🤷🏽‍♀️

152: Do you like BuzzFeed? no

153: How did you meet your spouse/girlfriend/boyfriend/partner? [If you have one.] we knew of each other from my ex, then she added me on facebook & we would make small conversation throughout the years then when i broke up w my ex last year we ended up talking again bc i needed some smoke & then we linked on new years & have been w each other sense 🤣

154: Do you like to kiss others’ foreheads or hands for platonic reasons? i kiss my baby’s head & hand all the time but what’s platonic

155: Do you like to play with others’ hair? nah

156: What embarrasses you? not a lot

157: Something that makes you nervous/anxious: everything bitch i got anxiety

158: Biggest lie you have ever told:

159: How many people are you following? 800 or so

160: How many posts do you have on your blog(s)? a lot

161: How many drafts do you have on your blog(s)? a few

162: How many likes do you have on your blog(s)? idekkk

163: Last time you cried and why: i cried last week for no reason but i also started my period so it make sense

164: Do you have long or short hair? longgg🥰

165: Longest your hair has ever been: the length it is right now

166: Why do you like, dislike, or have neutral feelings about religon? not enough proof for me to believe in anything

167: Do you really care how the universe and world was created? honestly yes. i be interested asf

168: Do you like to wear makeup? yes but not all the time 😂

169: Can you stand on your hands or head for more than thirty seconds? yuh prolly

170: Did you answer the questions you were asked truthfully? yessirrr

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jamathon · 6 years

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Ask me! I'll answer honestly

1: How tall or short do you wish you were? lit 7′0″ 2: What’s your dream pet? (Real or not) cat 3: Do you have a favorite clothing style? met gala type fancy for sure. 4: What was your favorite video game growing up? Just dance 5: What three things/people do you think of most each day? My gf, boulder, art,

6: If you had a warning label, what would yours say? "pwease no steppy” 7: What is your opinion on life? V weird. v cool 8: What is your Greek personality type? [Sanguine, Phlegmatic, Choleric, or Melancholic] I tihnkkkk it was melancholic but i shud take it again bc it’s def changed 9: Are you ticklish? very 10: Are you allergic to anything? not that i know yet 11: What’s your sexuality? gay bi gay bi gay bi. 12: Do you prefer tea, coffee, or cocoa? Tea 13: Are you a cat or dog person? cat 14: Would you rather be a vampire, elf, or merperson? whichever one is least lonely. probably merperson. 15: Do you have a favorite Youtuber? Alex bertie!! 16: How tall are you? 5′4 17: If you had to change your name, what would you change it to? Kiwi 18: How much do you weigh? [Only ask this if you know the user doesn’t mind!] likeee 125 19: Do you believe in ghosts/spirits? pass. 20: Do you like space or the ocean more? Ocean. 21: Are you religious? No 22: Pet peeves? A . Lot. im so impatient. 23: Would you rather be nocturnal or diurnal [opposite of nocturnal]? Diurnal! 24: Favorite constellation? uhhhh *panics and looks around kitchen* the big spoon 25: Favorite star? North bc i used to see it every night after work and i didn’t know it alr had a name so i named it after my gf as a romantic gesture hahhahaha 26: Do you like ball-jointed dolls? Yuh 27: Any phobias or fears? Afraid of loneliness 28: Do you think global warming is real? shut up. 29: Do you believe in reincarnation? Havent thought about it 30: Favorite movie? Scott pilgrim 31: Do you get scared easily? Yes 32: How many pets have you own in your lifetime? 1 33: Blog rate? [You’ll rate the blog of the one who’s asking.] my blogs a 10 even tho i still have the OG tumblr theme 34: What is a color that calms you? blue 35: Where would you like to travel and/or live? Iceland 36: Where were you born? baltimore 37: What is your eye color? hazel 38: Introvert or extrovert? both 39: Do you believe in horoscopes and zodiacs? hahahhaha yesss 40: Hugs or kisses? bofa 41: Who is someone you would like to see/visit right now? Would love to visit boulder i miss the mountains & weather a lot 42: Who is someone you love deeply? Rayven 43: Any piercings you want? septum tbh 44: Do you like tattoos and piercings? yes. v hot 45: Do you smoke or have you eiver done so? not anymore 46: Talk about your crush, if you have one! Rayven is my crush and also my gf she’s about to turn 21 which is exciting!! this feels like show n tell haha 47: What is a sound you really hate? fingernail scratching jeans 48: A sound you really love? keys jingling 49: Can you do a backflip? no 50: Can you do the splits? no 51: Favorite actor and/or actress? emma stone 52: Favorite movie?alr asked. scotty P. 53: How are you feeling right now? fine but restless bc of a tummy ache 54: What color would you like your hair to be right now? back to black acctuallly im tired of dying it 55: When did you feel happiest? idk 56: Something that calms you down? tumblr 57: Have any mental disorders? [Only ask this if you know the user doesn’t mind!] havent had an evaluation in years so idk! 58: What does your URL mean? that’s my JAMATHON!!! To describe a good song. A word i tried to make happen. like fetch. except not original, just “jam” with “athon” added. 59: What three words describe you the most? Understanding. Funny. Intense. 60: Do you believe in evolution? Yes 61: What makes you unfollow a blog? If they dont post enuf memes 62: What makes you follow a blog? Memes 63: Favorite kind of person: Funny, outgoing, spontaneous 64: Favorite animal(s): Whales 65: Name three of your favorite blogs. eh idk 66: Favorite emoticon: the drooling one 67: Favorite meme: too many 68: What is your MBTI personality type? intp idk if that’s right 69: What is your star sign? capricorn 70: Can your dog roll over on command, if you have a dog? no 71: What outfit out of all your clothes do you like to wear the most? i like layers. probably my leather jacket w black pants and a my yellow shirt. it makes me feel cute 72: Post a selfie or two? too hard 73: Do you have platform shoes? yes 74: What is one random but interesting fact about yourself? I used to be double jointed and could bend my finger back to touch my hand, unsure what happened but now i have 0 party tricks 75: Can you do a front flip? yeah probably 76: Do you like birds? So much!!!!!! 77: Do you like to swim? no!!!!!! 78: Is swimming or ice skating more fun to you? swimming... 79: Something you wish didn’t exist: pollution 80: Some thing you wish did exist: cures 81: Piercings you have? ears 82: Something you really enjoy doing: playing music/drawing/taking pictures 83: Favorite person to talk to: rayven 84: What was your first impression of Tumblr? cupcakes 85: How many followers do you have? like 100 on this blog now hahaha 86: Can you run a mile within ten minutes? yes but will I? No. 87: Do your socks always match? No 88: Can you touch your toes and keep your legs straight completely? No 89: What are your birthstones? Turquoise 90: If you were an animal, which one would you be? Fox 91: If a flower could aesthetically represent you, what kind would it be? I want to be creative but when i think about it...a red rose. 92: A store you hate? The grocery store bc im there all the time 93: How many cups of coffee can you drink in one day? zero now but at the beginning of the year i was drinking around 4-5 a day. 94: Would you rather be able to fly or read minds? fly 95: Do you like to wear camo? nah 96: Winter or summer? Used to be winter but nothing is good in the south. 97: How long can you hold your breath for? not long at all it gives me anxiety 98: Least favorite person? some of the people ive met in the past year have been atrocious. 99: Someone you look up to: My roommate Chris. 100: A store you love? I could spend all day in H&M 101: Favorite type of shoes? vans 102: Where do you live? ....atlanta 103: Are you a vegetarian or vegan? If so, why? Yes bc my girlfriend is and we always share food so like... i guess i eat meat on my own but that’s liike once a month haha 104: What is your favorite mineral or gem? hmmm...bismuth. 105: Do you drink milk? No 106: Do you like bugs? Not in the south. 107: Do you like spiders? NO. 108: Something you get paranoid about? Bugs. 109: Can you draw: NO. 110: Nosiest question you have ever been asked? people love prying idk at this point 111: A question you hate being asked? are u a boy or a girl has definitely gotten old 112: Ever been bitten by a spider? yes 113: Do you like the sound of waves at the beach? yesssssss 114: Do you prefer cloudy or sunny days? depends 115: Someone you’d like to kiss or cuddle right now: my gf 116: Favorite cloud type: rain cloud 117: What color do you wish the sky was? orange. 118: Do you have freckles? yes 119: Favorite thing about a person: humor 120: Fruits or vegetables? veggies 121: Something you want to do right now: sleep but im restless :( 122: Is the ocean or sky prettier? hmmmm depends 123: Sweet or sour foods? sweet for sure. 124: Bright or dim lights? bright bc i need new glasses and cant see in dim light 125: Do you believe in a certain magical creature? dragons 126: Something you hate about Tumblr: nothing really 127: Something you love about Tumblr: takes my mind off everything 128: What do you think about the least? everything i shud be thinking about 129: What would you want written on your tombstone? something super funny that i cant think of rn 130: Who would you like to punch in the face right now? John cena bc i think he’d find it funny 131: What is something you love but also hate about yourself? Inability to fake happiness 132: Do you smile with your teeth showing for pictures? sometimes! 133: Computer or TV? computer bc its both 134: Do you like roller coasters? no 135: Do you get motion sickness or seasickness? yes 136: Are your ears lobed or attached? lobed bruh 137: Do you believe in karma? idk 138: On a scale of 1-10, how attractive would you say you are? strong 8.5! I don’t think im too shabby most of the time actually 139: What nicknames do you have/have had? kiwi 140: Did you have any pretend or imaginary friends? yes named Kiki 141: Have you ever seen a therapist/shrink? plenty 142: Would you say you are a good or bad influence to others? Depends 143: Do you prefer giving or receiving gifts/help? Receiving 144: What makes you angry? people not being nice really irks me 145: How many languages do you speak fluently? 1 146: Do you prefer boys, girls, and/or non-binaries? tag yourself im nonbinaries 147: Are you androgynous? i’d say 148: Favorite physical thing about yourself: lately it’s been my chest. it’s p hot 149: Favorite thing about your personality: I’m funny. 150: Name three people you would like to talk to right now in person. uhh idk 151: If you could go back into time and live in one era, which would you choose? the uhhh one w swords 152: Do you like BuzzFeed? ya 153: How did you meet your spouse/girlfriend/boyfriend/partner? [If you have one.] Tindeerrrrr hah 154: Do you like to kiss others’ foreheads or hands for platonic reasons? uh idk 155: Do you like to play with others’ hair? ya 156: What embarrasses you? a lot 157: Something that makes you nervous/anxious: when other people are noticably anxious 158: Biggest lie you have ever told: idk 159: How many people are you following? lots 160: How many posts do you have on your blog(s)? lots 161: How many drafts do you have on your blog(s)? like 50 162: How many likes do you have on your blog(s)? like 3,000 ishhhh 163: Last time you cried and why: My birthday bc one of rayvens gifts was ....so ....fuckin..sweet 164: Do you have long or short hair? short 165: Longest your hair has ever been: long 166: Why do you like, dislike, or have neutral feelings about religon? It’s annoying lmfao 167: Do you really care how the universe and world was created? Only bc im nosy 168: Do you like to wear makeup? no 169: Can you stand on your hands or head for more than thirty seconds? no 170: Did you answer the questions you were asked truthfully? yup

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Basketball’s great & it happens almost every day. Unlike this column, which happens almost once a year now.

In my absence, I bet you’ve been wondering what has been happening in the NBA, and what you should feel about it. This will be a two-part column. Part One (this one) will detail what has been happening in the NBA & How You Should Feel About It. Part Two (the one after this one) will tell you who should win the various awards the NBA hands out to players & coaches at the end of the season. Here is What Has Been Happening in the NBA & How You Should Have Been Feeling About It: (I had to change the tense bc it has been so long since I last wrote you).

1. Boogie has been freed! He (and teammate Omri Casspr) were traded to the Pelicans for Buddy Heild, who you may remember as being good in college.

FEELS: Great! Boogie Cousins & Anthony Davis on the same team is so great. I hope they become good friends & that they fill out the rest of the team with semi-competent basketball players soon, bc boy do they not have them now. The Pelicans are still very bad, but have the possibility of becoming good eventually. The Kings remain bad.

2. Dirk has scored 30,000 points in the NBA, while I have scored 0.

FEELS: I will catch up eventually, I’m sure.

3. Kevin Durant is injured, but is supposed to return before the playoffs. Also, Kevin Love is hurt, but rumored to return before the playoffs.

FEELS: If I don’t get to see a Cavs-Dubs rubber match because Kevin & Kevin are hurt I will be So Dang Mad. If I don’t get a rubber match because the Warriors lose to the Spurs/Rockets/Jazz/Grizz or the Cavs lose to the Raps, I will be ok.

4. Serge Ibaka joined the Raps

FEELS: Pretty cool. I always liked Serge. The issue with the Raptors remains that their bench isn’t good, and their starters aren’t as good as the Cavs. This makes it pretty hard for them to beat the Cavs, which they will have to do to win a championship. Please keep reading for more insightful NBA insider tips & info.

5. We are halfway through our bullet-points, so it’s time to play a fun game! Image you are the GM of a bottom-tier Eastern Conference team we’ll call “not the Sixers.” The Not-Sixers have three players who might be good, one player who might be ok, and nobody else at all of value on their roster. You have to trade one of the good players, because they all play center, and you can’t play three centers at once.

1. The first good player is secretly a bad player. He doesn’t have a jump shot & sucks at defense. You’re not sure why people think he’s a good player, because he isn’t, and you know that.

2. The second player who might be good plays good defense. He’s solid, averages like ten points and ten rebounds in pretty limited minutes. He’s very solid, can contribute now, and has an impressive career ahead of him.

3. The third good player has been hurt for 2 years straight & can only play 30 minutes a game because his feet are super fragile. He plays really well in those 30 minutes, but any more than that & his feet will fall off. He also can’t play games in back to back days, because, again, his feel will fall off.

So who do u trade?!

Answers: If you picked A, congrats! You’re not an idiot and know that trading players for more than you think they’re worth is always a good move. Your team’s (the Not-Sixers) future is looking up.

If u picked B, the-opposite-of-congrats! You’re an idiot! Player B is gonna be super good & you traded him for a second-round pick that you’re gonna waste on, like, a second-rate UK player who never pans out.

If you picked Player C, dang. Good job seeing the future. Player C gets hurt like a week after the trade deadline & has to sit out the rest of the season (again, because his feet don’t work).

Real answers: The Sixers (the real ones) picked B (Nerlens Noel). They traded him for essentially nothing to the Mavs. Joel Embiid got hurt a week after the deadline, leaving the Sixers without a good backup center, because, again, Player A (Jahlil Okafor) is super bad. The Sixers are the worst-run franchise in the league.

6. The Spurs are super good again this year

FEELS: If u ever see a person in a Spurs jersey do not approach them bc they are a devil in disguise, aiming to tempt u away from the Lord’s light with the promise of “basketball the way it’s supposed to be played” and “50 wins a year, forever and ever” Or, even worse, they’re actually a Spurs fan.

7. Danny Ainge has the driest powder of any GM in league history.

FEELS: I should write a column entirely on “trades Danny Ainge, the GM of the Celtics, said he almost did but then decided not to do.” (I am super bad at concise titles). Apparently he almost traded for either Jimmy Butler or for Paul George before the trade deadline this year but decided not to because….. he values Jae Crowder too much? The man is a wizard for trading a thousand-year old Kevin Garnett & Paul Pierce’s wheelchair for every one of Brooklyn’s picks for the next thousand years, but that’s all he’s done in a decade. He apparently tried to trade for Justise Winslow before he was drafted, and tried to trade for Boogie last year, and for Kevin Love and/or Klay Thompson the year before that. He says. But he didn’t do. He seems like the kinda dude who woulda made states in high school if coach had only started him in the semifinal.

8. The Rockets are super good & super fun to watch. They lead the league in 3’s attempted & made, overall offense, and just added Lou Will, who was shouted out in a Drake song 4 years ago. They win or lose all of their games 127-135 & it’s really easy to fall in love with all of it.

FEELS: Very gross, admitting that

9. Russy Westbrook is still averaging a triple-double

FEELS: Incredible.

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