#bc it's large and historic

[toytulini]

listen im ace and im pro kink at pride and whatever, but the way some of yall are wording your posts in response to the backlash against it is uh. really taking me back to the ace shitcourse era.

yall know theres nothing wrong with being a "virgin", right? that its not inherently shameful to have not had sex, to never have sex, even if youre not ace, even if you do want to have sex someday, like, its fine that you haven't had sex?

maybe if your problem is that theyre trying to police your behavior and shame you for expressing your sexuality, you can say that? instead of resorting to "haha stupid virgin gets no bitches" like my god. do you not hear how fucking regressive that attitude is? i know, i know, youre "joking".

get a better joke

#toy txt post #god im going to regret this post im gonna regret it so much i can feel it in my bones #let it flop..........pls #internalize my message let it sink in and understand what i am saying and then let the post flop #i say. knowing the ppl who need to see such a message are the ones who will make me regret this post and regrwt not having #1 million bajillion disclaimers #virgin is in quotes bc its a bullshit made up stupid purity culture concept anyway and quite frankly i hate even seeing the word #disclaimer: the previous sentence is not me saying that it is a slur for asexuals. it is me a single individual saying this specific word #grosses me out to read and see everywhere when its a stupid bullshit binary made up or at least historically largely used #to shame largely women and i dont know why we're still using it in 2023 #and ive just been. seeing such an uptick in this whole like. attitude? lately and like #im ace im minorly sex repulsed. mostly about anything sex at me bad. other adults sex at each other consensually? go wild #i like to think im pretty chill about it. i try to be. i think its fine ig to be like 'my meat is huge i fuck so much so good' #like okay not my thing but good for you. love that for you #but then some of yall have started turning it back around back to. 'haha your meat so small and shriveled you get no bitches' #'haha stupid incel virgin' like okay. didnt realize we all went back to fucking. middle school but okay #god im gonna run out of tine to get ready for my thing writing this stupid post UGH evil #but like idk we've kinda circled back to being like haha being a virgin still is stupid and silly and shameful #and if im quite honest. i do think the acecourse played a part in that bc i felt like we were making good progress in like #hey guys is fine to not have sex ever if you dont want to its fine to not want sex its fine #and then aphobes went fucking rabid on us and splintered and destroyed online communities all over but especially on tumblr #and so many aces went back in the closet we stopped talking about it we stopped spreading awareness and now this stupid goddamn like #and now this stupid bullshit attitude is back where its like funny to call someone a virgin as an insult but like no bro trust me its okay #its okay for me to do it bc im a hot queer person with huge meat instead of a cisstraight frat bro with huge meat #? like you know the issue was the behavior right? not the fact that it was straight dudes saying it? its bc the thing being said was shitty? #you know you can dunk on the puritan bitches trying to police your behavior at pride without getting us as collateral damage right #stop making me read that stupid ugly ass word ur not cool or funny #whatever #if you come on to this post to start shit i will not only block you but as many of your mutuals and followers as i can find. i will scroll #i will block this entire fucking website if i need to do not test me. i am exhausted and the acecourse ate up all my tolerance in 2015.

[chayannesegg]

might be worth noting that tubbo got lore today because he made it canon he warped back from the boat.

i think this was confusing bc he wasn't sure initially how to play it (he is not a lore guy by trade we all know this), and waffled back and forth with it (with fun bits like "it's tuesday" or "it's a time rift"), but he definitely did make it canon.

he has the story: the boat didn't leave, he had his warpstone. he knew they would just steal him back, like they did the first time.

he has the reason: he desperately needed to see sunny before he left; couldn't sit idly by

and he made it clear that's what he wants to have happened. he told his chat to stop "-rp point"-ing him about it multiple times bc he's trying to make it canon (and told fit the same when he came back post-ghost bit).

he also asked sunny's admin whether she wanted their interactions to be filler or canon and she chose canon

plus he had a canon interaction with forever explaining it and asking him to watch over his daughter

and he and sunny built things and interacted with each other based specifically off the info he was kidnapped, that he will have to go, and that they both knew it was coming

so while you may have to ignore or recontextualize some of the goofier interactions when he initially came back (phil/etoiles/fit stuff esp), tubbo did come back, the code attack did happen, it's already been fit into the lore, and i don't doubt sunny is going to tell fit about it this week!!

#qsmp #qsmp tubbo #i think he is largely laying low out of fear of being taken back early also bc sunny doesn't want him far from home #uhh restless djing while she sleeps aside #it's obviously a little awkward but i think it's easy enough to imagine why pac (guy who responds so well to being kidnapped historically) #might be too stuck in his own head to even think of leaving the boat #etoiles i can speak to less but like a lot of things have to be explained away #bc it's a minecraft server and people aren't always on tubbo is one of the only people who'd even be on today usually anyway #but regardless tubbo made it clear what he wants his canon to be and the admins followed suit #i for one am excited for fit resistance lore with the codes acting up and not code-tamer etoiles to help #also what will he do with sunny he can't just leave her to do his tasks #and she typically stays on way longer than ramon usually does esp since he came bacl #but this is another post entirely i just want to see the man of secrets be kindergarten cop'd #that and vibrating about purg 2

[blueskittlesart]

POST MORE SWORD OF FATE PLS IM BEGGING

i have very little in terms of actual art LMAO but i CAN explain the sword thing because i checked and i did in fact never make this plot point public. i struggled for a while with creating a villain for this story until i realized that. i put "sword" in the title of the game. of course it has to be about the fucking sword. DUH.

so i want SOF to deal very heavily with religion, specifically the way in which hyrule's religion forms post-sksw but pre-reincarnation. i've placed it on the timeline directly after sksw, making it the first actual reincarnation in hyrule. what this means is that there's no actual proof yet that the reincarnation thing is real and not just an insane bluff on demise's part, and so several key characters including link and zelda barely believe in hylia or demise at all when the story starts. my thought with this setting's version of ganon is that he's the polar opposite of the nonbelievers. The gerudo don't really exist as of now, but he DOES come from the desert region of hyrule--specifically, he was raised in a cultlike offshoot of the sheikah religion which interpreted the hylia/demise myth completely literally and believes that a doomsday is coming, heralded by the foretold return of demise. Because of this, he knows more about the cycle and how to set it in motion than basically any other character. Crucially, he and his people are some of the only ones at this point aware of the existence of the master sword.

ganon finds. a sword. a sword which he THINKS is the master sword. and this theory is only reinforced when the sword begins to speak to him about his destiny and the salvation of hyrule. unfortunately it is not the master sword and he ends up basically a pawn in the greater plans of what's left of demise & ghirahim within that sword, manipulated into attempting to revive demise and destroy the reincarnated hero and princess. he remains in denial until basically the very end of the final battle, completely convinced that he is the true savior of hyrule and LINK is the one being misled. ghirahim is a very good manipulator lol

#i know that the sword like dies with demise in sksw or whatever but this is my game and i can do whatever i want so ive decided it survives #because i need a plot device. ok. work with me here #asks #loz: sword of fate #anyway the religion thing is something that i really wanted to explore bc it fascinates me. bc obv in later cycles everyone believes #because they KNOW its true and have like. historical evidence of it. but what about the first few times it happened? post-sksw they had no #way of knowing if demise would make good on his promise or not. i can see belief vs nonbelief being a very strong dividing factor among #early hylians. its fascinating to me. lol #anyways zelda specifically fully believes that the hylia shit was made up by her great great grandparents or whatever as a power grab lmao #link is kinda like whatever. sure the goddess exists i guess ill pray to her sometimes but like did she actually found hyrule? probably not #and ganon and his people are HARDCORE believers. like to-the-letter. because of this they have one of the most historically accurate #accounts of hyrule's founding (which no one BELIEVES is accurate at this point. but it is) and have managed to hold onto records of both #the master sword and demise when society at large has basically either forgotten or decided to ignore them #wow. i forgot how fun sof is to write about. holy shit

[cryptidm0ths]

eu crazy b had to do an ad for historical clothing rental place yea idk thats a reason

#rinne amagi #niki shiina #himeru #kohaku oukawa #enstars #ensemble stars #mika kagehira #shu itsuki #ah the first suggested tag was shu itsuki large naturals and kinda accurate #hhehehehehe #add valkyrie bc i mean historical clothing and such shu felt left out and just made himself a full rococo gown #which i abandonned halfway though drawing the ruffles #eu #moth draws #id in alt text #ah please tellme if i drew things wrong #like i know that the himerucorset is entirely for moths benefits and not historical but hey that why i said costume rental so i can fuck #around with um at least 30 years of clothing for crazyb #if you recognize genshin bgs no you dont #oh dont tag ships with kohaku #oh the valkyrie isnt femstars just wellplaced stuffing

[ask-the-hws-immigrants]

Happy St. Patrick's Day and Happy Anniversary of the Unification of Italy! Although the Irish and Italian flags have fewer roots in their diasporas than the Lithuanian flag, they're both associated with revolutionary movements and emancipation in their respective countries. Both are modeled after the French Revolutionary tricolor!

#hetalia #historical hetalia #hws romano #hws ireland #nyo!ireland #aph romano #aph ireland #hetalia ask blog #yes the flag of italy in 1903 would have the cross and crown of savoy at this point but shhh #the tricolor was around before that #this is also the period in which the irish tricolor was becoming more popular #rather than the gold harp on green field #largely bc the colors promoted irish unity in independence (green for the catholics and orange for the protestants) #granted it's also been referred to as “the ira flag” so not entirely controversy free

[bigbrainbiology]

Second Daughter of the Hiragi Family <3

#fanart #owari no seraph #seraph of the end #shinoa hiragi #digital art #my art #I considered putting her in a blue hanfu #but decided on these colours instead bc I put Mitsuba in a blue/green one #again hanfu is not historically accurate but was inspired by tang dynasty hanfu! #both Shinoa and Mitsuba are princesses ahaha #in a xianxia world they'd be daughters of important families that run large cultivation sects XD #but like Huan Hua Palace in SVSSS the Hiragi sect would be corrupt af XD #don't ask me what that hand is doing I just referenced a CN hanfu model's hand pose

[magnoliamyrrh]

thats why it hurts my brain too when ppl have intense ass arguments abt what race specific "hard to classify" groups are

the balkans are just one example of this bc weve been considered a bunch of shit throughout history and we exist in a weird position always but. there are So Many ethnic groups and regions of the world which are like this

and ppl will go on entire things with the upmost seriousness trying to "race" whatever ethnicity when its like....... dude do you not understand.... does the entire argument itself not make you see.... this is all made up and this conversation makes no damn sense bc there isnt actually any sort of biological basis that this shit is based on ,, ,,, race is Largely some bullshit made up for the sake of oppression and youre trying So Hard to shove ppl into it instead of understanding the complexities of the situation...why..... pls stop

#are somalis black or arab? god i wish we could just stop w this also as if there aren't afro arabs as if historically #what we call arabs arent one of the fitst ppls out of africa as if there arent dark skinned arabs w curly hair #as if there isnt MORE diversity between africans than there is with non africans 😭😭 bro black or even african isnt any race theyre the #oldest ppl on earth the amount of genetic variation is insaaaneee #does the endless conversation itself not show this is a social issue not a real biological issue ppl are being shoved into and shoving #themselves into???? #are balkan ppl white. are slavs white. #dude what the fuck is the white race. weve been considereded white recently were also not like???? #are the kuchi people of aghanistan and india white? asian? #this entire convo is stupid race isnt a thing they are people they are a nomadic ethnic group w a history #STOP #are indigenous americans asians or indigenous??? well they come from asians but again this convo goes in circles bc neither asian or native #american as a Race is an actual thing that Exists #Race is some bullshit made up for oppression and which largely still exists today for oppression Or in the best case scenario to #classify broad groups of ppl together based on looks #but its not a Real Thing with Real Definine Lines and Real Biology which there are Real Answers To

[fortes-fortuna-iogurtum]

one thing about me is that I hardly *ever* wear skirts these days. but I cannot possibly overstate how much I need to sew myself an Edwardian walking skirt.

#I think a large reason why I don't wear them often is bc I struggle to find ones that I think really look good on me in modern styles #but I LOVE vintage skirts and I think I would wear something like an Edwardian walking skirt #especially when I want to be DramatiqueTM #it takes what like 50 yards of fabric to make one?? #(another reason I'm not comfortable wearing skirts a lot is bc I have a persistent and intense fear of people Looking Up It #anytime I'm wearing one #this of course is not a problem with a very long skirt and even *less* of a problem with a very long AND very full skirt #you can sit literally anyway your heart desires and there is NO fear of anyone peeking bc it literally is not possible!! #there is just So Much Fabric!!!) #gurt says stuff #vintage fashion #clothes #historical fashion

[mallahanmoxie]

people are so terribly obnoxious on tiktok (ofc) about jinshi and maomao getting together and i am both baffled and contemptuous. this one? this is the one where you draw the line? you've seen a hundredth thousand tsundere girls fall instantly for the charming clever manipulative older man who couldn't give a rat's ass about her and you're finally putting a stop to it the one occasion when the girl says no and he actually listens to her? jinshi's not even pursuing the thing he's just a stupid teenager who can't hide his feelings can you honestly not tell the difference

#obviously there's questionable shit this is a seinen manga. be for real. #the frog thing was also like this my guys that was HER hand on HIS frog first #yall are just stupid mean to jinshi and i resent you for it he's just a dumb kid give him some grace #im just irritated by ppl walking into a certain type of story and demanding the usual conventions do not happen just bc they feel like it #when the story is setting up exactly that. #do u not want her to gdt involved in palace drama??? this is a (pseudo) historical manga bffr!!! #my god. #the lion reads #or whatever #psa newsmen still at large

[alliluyevas]

me at age six, blissfully unaware of my differences from my peers: oh boy! time to reread the hog slaughtering chapter of little house in the big woods! I love the description of them making headcheese!

#I can still like. recite that book from memory practically #literally did shape my life bc guess who has a large collection of historical cookbooks now.

[quicktimeeventfull]

someday im going to use my english degree to write a hamlet lawlight au & my true purpose will be fulfilled

#light as hamlet & L as ophelia #i don't think it would be especially difficult to make like 4 small adjustments to make that relationship make sense historically #not that it like #has to #its fake denmark #anything can be true in fake denmark #but queerness in the elizabethan/jacobian period was an Area of Interest of mine so this is something i find compelling #kind of lean harder on the jacobian perception of queerness than the elizabethan and it would work imo #you could pull out the civilian perception of hamlet too which imo is something weirdly under-recognized with this play #re: like hamlet is pretty awful by the end but the citizens of denmark adore him bc they simply do not know what's happening in the #(rotten) court #also #welcome to my ted talk #i sincerely think that hamlet's denmark has the same energy as the death note universe #like if you look at its very energetically charged & sideways relationship to the real actual world #matsuda as horatio for a number of reasons but largely bc of the parallels in telling hamlet/light’s story #4637473 thoughts on how misa fits into this but ill stop talking now

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listen im ace and im pro kink at pride and whatever, but the way some of yall are wording your posts in response to the backlash against it is uh. really taking me back to the ace shitcourse era.

yall know theres nothing wrong with being a "virgin", right? that its not inherently shameful to have not had sex, to never have sex, even if youre not ace, even if you do want to have sex someday, like, its fine that you haven't had sex?

maybe if your problem is that theyre trying to police your behavior and shame you for expressing your sexuality, you can say that? instead of resorting to "haha stupid virgin gets no bitches" like my god. do you not hear how fucking regressive that attitude is? i know, i know, youre "joking".

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get a better joke

#toy txt post #god im going to regret this post im gonna regret it so much i can feel it in my bones #let it flop..........pls #internalize my message let it sink in and understand what i am saying and then let the post flop #i say. knowing the ppl who need to see such a message are the ones who will make me regret this post and regrwt not having #1 million bajillion disclaimers #virgin is in quotes bc its a bullshit made up stupid purity culture concept anyway and quite frankly i hate even seeing the word #disclaimer: the previous sentence is not me saying that it is a slur for asexuals. it is me a single individual saying this specific word #grosses me out to read and see everywhere when its a stupid bullshit binary made up or at least historically largely used #to shame largely women and i dont know why we're still using it in 2023 #and ive just been. seeing such an uptick in this whole like. attitude? lately and like #im ace im minorly sex repulsed. mostly about anything sex at me bad. other adults sex at each other consensually? go wild #i like to think im pretty chill about it. i try to be. i think its fine ig to be like 'my meat is huge i fuck so much so good' #like okay not my thing but good for you. love that for you #but then some of yall have started turning it back around back to. 'haha your meat so small and shriveled you get no bitches' #'haha stupid incel virgin' like okay. didnt realize we all went back to fucking. middle school but okay #god im gonna run out of tine to get ready for my thing writing this stupid post UGH evil #but like idk we've kinda circled back to being like haha being a virgin still is stupid and silly and shameful #and if im quite honest. i do think the acecourse played a part in that bc i felt like we were making good progress in like #hey guys is fine to not have sex ever if you dont want to its fine to not want sex its fine #and then aphobes went fucking rabid on us and splintered and destroyed online communities all over but especially on tumblr #and so many aces went back in the closet we stopped talking about it we stopped spreading awareness and now this stupid goddamn like #and now this stupid bullshit attitude is back where its like funny to call someone a virgin as an insult but like no bro trust me its okay #its okay for me to do it bc im a hot queer person with huge meat instead of a cisstraight frat bro with huge meat #? like you know the issue was the behavior right? not the fact that it was straight dudes saying it? its bc the thing being said was shitty #you know you can dunk on the puritan bitches trying to police your behavior at pride without getting us as collateral damage right #stop making me read that stupid ugly ass word ur not cool or funny #whatever #if you come on to this post to start shit i will not only block you but as many of your mutuals and followers as i can find. i will scroll #i will block this entire fucking website if i need to do not test me. i am exhausted and the acecourse ate up all my tolerance in 2023

[otaku553]

Monkie kid thoughts

#ugh I really want to make an au #where wukong is a pro gamer nearing retirement and mk is the one recruited to replace him #bc it sounds like a fun concept! but #something about making fan content for monkie kid relating specifically to direct jttw characters really rubs me the wrong way #especially aus like these #on one hand I really respect the creativity that some people have for it #on the other jttw is such a huge cultural thing man #like seeing fanart of it feels like seeing miku binder Thomas Jefferson #yes wukong is technically a fictional character and all but like. he’s a legend and I grew up on stories about him #mad respect to the creators of lmk for handling the material really respectfully #tho I guess that makes sense if originally meant for Chinese audiences? #like characterization fo characters is so nice and on point and character designs while palatable are still historical #anyways I think altogether I just really enjoy the concept of a legendary mentor #who has too large a legacy for another character to live up to #but lmk is so convenient because unlike smth like Naruto where mentor legend is exposition and has to be explained #it works on the assumption that we already know the story of the monkey king and only has mk give a rushed summary at the beginning

[filthyjanuary]

tbh those ship polls should all be based on Fandom History and not like... the one you personally like best

#aka vote msr for giving us the term shipping kirkspock for giving us fanfiction wincest for giving us ao3 etc KNOW THY HISTORY!!!!! #thinking something is distasteful doesn't make it any less historical i thought we as a website had come to understand this #but tbh merthur is the only poll im actually sharing bc they are my specialist little boys and i will be ACTUALLY upset if they lose #oh actually another historical one larries for being batshit and bringing rpf to the forefront #unfortunately they also deserve the vote for what they did to society at large #ok bye im ignoring homework this is dire

[soldier-poet-king]

just had to explain the surrealist art movement and specifically dali’s metamorphosis of narcissus to my mother and it’s 11pm and im too tired for this shit???

#franposting #i dont even particularly LIKE dali #but i felt the need to defend his work from an intellectual perspective #bc like. i GET it/ surrealism makes SENSE in it's historical context esp post ww1 europe #and it's about weird symbolism and puzzles and not necessarily like. aesthetically pleasing artworks #do i want to hang it in my home? no. is it still super important and ineresting? yeah #hell i LOVE dadaism. again. art isnt JUST about aesthetics ok. #anyway tldr my brother somehow ended up with a GIANT ASS version of this painting after helping out at a church fundraiser #idk how it got there or why anyone thought dali was be appreciated or popular at my immigrant/working class/largely conservative parish. #\but like. alrighty then #lets dust out the nearly decade old art history lectures where my prof was an elderly british probably alcoholic but otherwise lovely #other than the fact i was the single italian-descent and everytime we moved to italian art she called on me like i knew stuff??? #she did the same thing to the single dutch guy in the class when we did northern renaissance #the VAST majority of the small lecture were WASPS so it was just #me n oliver out there like. no professor maam we DO NOT actually know anything #abt italian/dutch art #like oh here's a raphael. francesca you wanna talk about it #MAAM??? IDK SHIT. IM IN THIS CLASS AS AN ELECTIVE FOR FUNSIES

[the-heaminator]

hbggg wanna write America and Australia asking old ppl (Scotland and prussia, china maybe) about the first high explosives which ends in them making fulminating gold and silver in scotlands garage, they get out the aqua reigis it's a fucking blast (ba dum tss).

But I don't have the chemistry knowledge

#Rather I do have the chemistry knowledge I just dont know how to convey it without sounding like a paper #pls send help I hate having science brainrot #The heam speaks #For context culminating silver is incredibly reactive. If you touch it with a lighted splint even if its wet it'll just fukin detonate on #Jack would love watching Gilbert and Alisdair argue about how to make fulminating silver and Alfred would be taking notes bc he wants #Imagine your uncle and some other crusty dude yelling at each other about how not to handle high explosives. Then it detonated #Everyone knows mercury fulminate they probably wouldn't go through that #WAIT THOSE 4 WOULD HAVE A SCIENCE CHANNEL #Alfred would go on 2 hour long explanations about astrophysics #And with Gilbert and alisdair they could easily talk for hours on shitty video quality about machines and their mechanisms and their histor #Gilbert and alisdair would have a whole series “What not to do with chemistry” basically making a lot of explosives #And things of questionable legal standing. Like carbon tetra chloride because we know alisdair doesn't throw shit out and probably has some #Organo-phosphates and other highly dangerous chemicals and compounds banned in the 60s to 90s in his shed #Alfred just casually talks about nuclear reactions. #Jack and guest appearances of zee would be examining animal and human biology in a sory of crack head way that people love. #He has a pretty large base of people who watch his videos. Short and quick forward but genuinely educational #While people like me are going to watch Alfred go on for hours about isotopes and allo tropes and isomers fission fusion the whole lot. #Alisdair and Gilbert's velideos constantly toe the line of legality. There is a lot if swearing and questionable health and safety