#because i HATE dishes

[hellenhighwater]

My favorite local mexican joint is closed for renovations, so I am making do. Also I need to find ways to use all this cilantro I'm growing. I used canned refried beans because it's a tuesday night and I refuse to exert myself, and because I am out of sour cream to thicken them with I stuck a big spoonful of the dill-ranch cucumber spread (which is what I used up the sour cream making) and tbh it's...super good??? I did not expect that to actually pan out.

Also no one is allowed to judge me for the number of limes. I love limes. I will literally squeeze a lime onto a taco and then eat it like I'm taking shots, with bites of lime between bites of taco. I will eat limes whole with little to no provocation.

#lime peels arent great so i wouldn't really recommend that tho #the beans are in a jar because I tend to put things directly into the container I will store them in #this is a one pan meal because I cook the meat with the onions peppers garlic and tomatoes in a pan #then dump that into some pyrex that it'll be stored in #and then cook the beans in the same pan #and dump that into a jar to store it #i cleaned out the bean residue from the pan with a shell and that was a delicious crunchy snack #and then brown the shells in the same pan #because i HATE dishes

[hypewinter]

Danny raises Superman au

So we all know that Superman touched down in Kansas and was adopted by the Kents and bla bla bla. But you know what state also has farms and is only like 600 miles away? Illinois.

So Danny is chilling in the countryside, enjoying his sweet, peaceful early retirement when an alien pod, that's a little a lot off course, suddenly crashes near his house. When he checks it out, there's a baby inside. Welp looks like he's a father now. No way is he risking the government getting their greedy little mits on this precious ray of sunshine.

Clark grows up with a father who teaches him early on how to control his powers and use them for good (They may or may not stop a robbery or two occasionally). He also gets two cool aunts. One is free spirited and always bringing him souvenirs from her travels. The other is very grounded and teaches him many techniques to deal with his conflicting emotions (his father is not happy when he uses said techniques on him).

Danny for his part is happy we his son develops a support system like he did. They can even actively help him beat up the villains! He's overjoyed at the man Clark becomes and even happier when he brings home an ace reporter who knows how shifty the government can be. He might be already saving up for their wedding but who can say?

#dp x dc #dc x dp #dpxdc #dcxdp #a ghost raising an alien? #what could go wrong? #clark might have a slightly warped perception of what humans are capable of #that's what could go wrong #he's in for quite the shock once he gets to metropolis #what do you mean ordinary humans can't lift tractors? #at least danny taught him how to control his strength early on #danny also taught him and there was to know about kryptonian culture #probably even cooked some kryptonian dishes from time to time #the perks of being the king of the infinite realms i suppose #clark probably knows more about krypton than kara herself #rip to her i guess #also because he has a clone for an aunt he takes to kon instantly #this is my last little side ramble and then i'm done but for all the people hating on clark no one seems to hate on kara #despite the fact that she tried to kill kon twice #purely because she thought clones were abominations #i personally feel like an interal rift in the family would be much juicer but oh well #i might be the chance i want to see about that soon #anyways i'll keep my promise and stop rambling in the tags now #hyper prompts

[fudgelling-away]

Little anomalies are inspired by @htsan awesome design! ♡

Part 2: [CLICK]

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What will you do?

wash the dishes

tell him to kick rocks no, come on, don't be like that.

Come on, do the dishes. For Sans.

Vacuum the carpet. Mop the floor. Do the laundry.

Take the trashbags out. Guys, what are you doing? Take that one back in. That one stays.

Huh? What about me? Yes, he convinced me. Look at me breezing through the chores. Thanks Sans, I needed that.

angry clatter of dishes against the sink

Thank you very very much.

#sans x reader #sans x you #sansnomaly #motivational sans #sans undertale #suggestive #and again serious work waits because I get silly ideas #it's amazing how inspiring a 3 days old pile of dishes can be #I hate doing dishes #my art

[the-real-list-of-ominous-threats]

I'll give you a presumptuous roommate who acts like you're his maid even though you are paying just as much as him for your damn dorm

#I HATE HIM #AAAAHHHH #I WAS WASHING MY DISHES AND HE PUT HIS DIRTY DISH IN THE SINK LIKE HE EXPECTED ME TO WASH IT #LIKE HE THINKS IM HIS MOM #I HATE THIS MAN #i also dont think he showers #or washes his clothes because hes always in the same ugly pants #its like living with a discord mod #i really lost roommate roulette :( #he also sings really loud late at night and he sounds like a dying parrot in a washing machine #UPDATE HE LIED TO THE RA #HE CLEANED HIS DISHES TO TELL THE RA 'OH I DO MY DISHES DO YOU SEE ANY DISHES IN THE SINK' LIKE YEAH BITCH YOU KNEW THE RA WAS COMING #I HATE HIM I HATE HIM I HATE HIM

[hzdtrees]

Cinnabar Sands

#horizon forbidden west #hfw #hfw photomode #during my first playthrough i hated this area #couldn't solve the tallneck puzzle #because i kept overlooking some climbing handholds on the satellite dishes #and the skydrifters didn't help either #i've made my peace with it since then but still #usually i just pass through

[figofswords]

anybody remember the stephanie brown essay I was working on under a research grant fully last summer? yeah it’s not done yet it super needs to be done and I’ve been avoiding working on it for weeks. someone tell me to just do it already

#the problem is. actually there are several problems #1) I’ve been out of the Batman/dc comics phase for almost a year so I don’t care that much about the topic #2) I am fifteen pages in and have not touched it in months so I’ve completely lost my train of thought #3) I can’t just reread it because I hate first five pages or so and I know I need to change it but I was trying to finish before editing #so now my only solution is I need to open up a new doc and completely restructure the whole thing by splicing together the existing writing #so that I can figure out where the hell im going with this and make sure things fit together better #unfortunately that sounds fucking exhausting #but I told my mentor I would have an update for him by the end of the week and. well. it’s the end of the week #I have to present it in April. I have to write and submit an abstract in March #the school gave me $1500 for this stupid essay and if I don’t have anything to show for myself. #well. I don’t know they can’t take the money BACK but it’s not a good look #and also I would feel bad #I did the research!!! i interviewed comic writers even!!! I just haven’t finished WRITING IT DOWN #and I KNOOOOWW once I get started it’ll be fine once I’m going I’m going #but STARTING is hard because I feel like I have to finish it in one go which makes it so huge and daunting #I’m like. slamming my head into a wall. just write a couple sentences Jess something is better than nothing #just start it you don’t have to finish just START just MAKE the new DOC #I know!!!!! that is what my therapist would say!!!! Jess you’re trying to oneshot it bc of your dumb adhd brain!!!! #stop looking at it like that and making it scarier!!! #but even tho I know that logically I’m still like oh I should put away the dishes o should make bread #I should work on my six different art pieces I should do laundry i should play with the puppy I should go for a walk I sh

[mokeonn]

One of my favorite things about being in my early 20s is that I'm starting to understand that I can use things not for their intended purpose. When you're growing up, you get told what an object is and what its intended purpose is, and as a kid/teen, I just accepted all of it at face value. As a young adult it's finally clicking that I can simply do things a different way if it makes me happier. Sure, I was taught that you stand to take a shower, but there's nothing stopping me from just sitting if I don't feel like it, ya know? I might have always had my medication in the kitchen, but if I'm no longer remembering to take it, I can just move it somewhere where I can remember. You don't have to specifically store all food in the kitchen, you can have a little snack cart or snack station in another room.

The downside to finding out the various ways you can use objects is that you develop habits that would probably go on an r/relationships post where everyone says you're a little freak.

#simon says #i just developed a new habit (it's too tmi to put here) and I just know that it's some weird shit #it works and it makes me feel better so I'm gonna keep doing it #but it's some shit that would end up viral where everyone would go 'yo op you should break up with them thats weird' 😔 #i was just thinking about this though because every week or so I learn that I can just do what I want #because there's no fucking object use police I can do what I want #i HIGHLY suggest getting into this habit. if you find something annoying or frustrating you can just do it differently #'I hate washing the dishes because my legs hurt from standing for so long' you can bring a chair and sit or you can break it up into chunks #like on the one hand I'm learning this because I have autism and a plethora of other mental disorders #and it's FINALLY clicking that I can self accommodate whenever and however I so please #I'm just sorta learning that if doing something makes me feel better/happy/gets the job done to do that thing #even if it requires using an object in an odd way #hell there's even some little things I've been playing with #for example: my whole life we sorta just lifted blinds only about halfway up #just sorta how we did it ya know #well recently I decided I wanted more natural light in the sunroom/my office so I wouldn't have to turn on the lamp #and I lifted the blinds all the way up to the very top #and honestly?? it fucking rules. the room looks nicer; i get natural light; i can see the forest out back and it's quite calming and nice #like for ages I just never thought about doing that because it just never occurred to me that I could #i just always put blinds about halfway up because that's about how high blinds do in my household #another little one I learned is that I can just... wash my hair #sometimes when I get too depressed or if my body doesn't need a shower but my hair is greasy #I just shove my head under the bathtub facet and wash my hair #it's just a small thing but for years if my hair needed to be washed I would just take a full shower #now I just fix my greasy hair. bc greasy hair is a huge ick for me but sometimes my body is still clean or im too tired to fully shower #like there's nothing stopping me from doing that and it doesn't hurt anyone. it's just a way of bathing that I wasn't taught #but yeah those are some recent examples of me learning I can just... do stuff differently #the free will is kicking in babes and it has decided I love finding ways to use things differently #it's why im doing a bg3 run where I just press loot all no matter what and use whatever I can in odd ways #anyways I might delete this later might not who knows

[puppyeared]

man ok so you know the spiciness scale on menus that show you how spicy a dish is so you can order based on your tolerance. can we have that for sauces too please

#im being serious btw. the sauce to rice ratio is very important and sacred to me #whenever i eat at home i get to choose how much sauce i can have with my rice because i dont like absolutely dousing it but i still wanna b #able to taste it yanno. i dont do well with slippery/saucy foods and ive given up trying to understand it. it might be a sensory thing #i am so sorry to admit this on the soup website but i cant handle thick/chunky sauces or curry. forgive me #the worst part is that i actually can handle and even enjoy some like caldereta and congee. but its so hard to tell people ill eat this but #not that.. its embarassing because it feels like im making exceptions. which i am!! because its preference!! but alas #but anyway with the sauce scale. i was thinking it would be nice to include a scale for how much sauce you want with a dish #rather than just skirting away from a food because you feel like you cant handle the texture or feel unsure about it #sauce could be adjustable without completely changing the recipe so it would be more like a matter of quantity or serving size #also i feel like i can make cool names for the scale. like “light drizzle” to “sauceageddon” #im asian so when i eat sauce i pair it with rice and it works because the rice kind of cancels out or makes the sauce more tolerable for me #with caldereta i make it an even 50/50 because i can taste it in the rice without the texture getting in the way #but with pasta and sauce its normally 1/3 sauce because the pasta normally isnt enough to cancel it out #i also grew up with relatives making fun of my eating habits and i really really hate eating at restaurants and gatherings because of it #maybe its because they want to make sure im eating right but!! you dont have to call me out for my 1/3 portion of spaghetti sauce!! damn!!! #anyway im not sure if anyone feels the same abt this and maybe its just me. but it would be really nice to have this a normal thing #without judging ppl for their eating habits and preferences. on god #yapping #food ment #EDIT: ASKING FOR SAUCE ON THE SIDE. MY EYES HAVE BEEN OPENED. I DIDNT KNOW THAT WAS A THING

[nudibutch]

i was finally able to have the house to myself for a bit today... brought all my dirty dishes out of my room and was able to tidy up a little bit without feeling weird

#by tidy up i mean put my dirty clothes into a hamper and my clean clothes onto the floor so i can reclaim my bed #i dont know why i feel so stressed taking dirty dishes out of my room with other ppl around #im self conscious. i think because my mom would get mad if she saw me doing it #and that leads to bad eating (not being able to eat) etc. #i took rlly poor care of myself this week.... but it felt like it just didnt slow down #i was barely able to feed myself cause there was just no time for grocery shopping #and i STILL need to grade tomorrow #bc thr fucking. kids. are so stupid. using chatgpt and making my head hurt #i cant wait to grocery shop tomorrow #i might try and get up early for it so theres no one around but we'll see #me saying 'i cant wait to grocery shop' u know its bad when i HATE grocery shopping #but this evening was wonderful... after a field trip day that was good for me (got sun on my face) i came home and washed my hair #and got cozy and played stardew valley and balatro #i'll do laundry tomorrow... grade... grocery shop... try and just relax #anyway ur still here. gives u a thanks 4 reading sticker

[crash-bump-bring-the-whump]

Taco Soup

Okay this isn't whump but @whump-captain wanted my taco soup recipe so here it is. It's a one pot dish, and it'll feed either three hungry guys for a few days or all my very spice intolerant coworkers for one luncheon if I go easy on the spice

Ingredients: -3 cans of whatever beans you like, go nuts, add more, it's your soup. Maybe go low sodium tho -minced garlic, you know how much you like, measure with your heart, I usually do like 5 cloves -2-3 taco seasoning packets (or cumin, chili powder, onion powder, pepper, garlic salt to taste) -2 bags of frozen bell peppers and onions (or fresh) -jalepenos from a jar if you want em or some other spicier pepper -cooking vinegar OR the juice from your jarred peppers OR tabasco, you just want acidity towards the end if it doesn't taste salty enough or seems like it's Missing Something -lime juice -A good box of chicken or veg stock/broth or like ten boullion cubes. However you make your broth is fine, just make however much you want (we add the broth last, so you can wait and eyeball it. This soup cannot be overcooked, I promise) -Cooked chicken if you want it, I use canned or leftover baked chicken but it's not necessary -Butter or some other fat -if you like it on your tacos, add it tbh. Corn? Fuck yeah. Tomatoes? Sure why not. Live your soup dreams.

OKAY SO HERE'S WHAT YOU DO: -Heat up the pot you'll be souping in to medium-high, throw in the butter/fat and let that melt -Then add the (ideally thawed but it doesn't really matter here if you don't have the energy) onions and bell peppers in. Let that get all soft and translucent then add the garlic. -Let that get all warm and aromatic for about thirty seconds to a minute, then if you're crazy and want to cook the peppers do that at this point, then add anything else you want that'll be warm and in the soup. -Add in your meat if you want it in here, it should be cooked already so we're just making the flavors mingle -Add your beans, don't bother draining them. -Add the taco seasoning, mix it in -Add your broth. -Let it simmer like ten minutes, adjust the seasoning as it does and add your lime juice and any other little dashes you want, follow your nose.

It's pretty much done since everything is fully cooked, it's just a matter of warming and seasoning it at this point. You can make it as thick or thin as you want, serve it over rice or anything else that makes you happy, add sour cream or salsa or avocado or guac, if it sounds good on a taco then do it!

#not whump #recipies #recipe #it's a one pot dish bc I hate dishes #and it's super flexible because sometimes you have stuff nad sometimes you don't #the goal is warm and flavorful and full of veg and protein #make it your own i'm not your boss have fun with it #get souped

[derpinette]

i have this "alter ego" that only exists in my head where essentially i am a fat sloppy drunk old fisherman with no loved ones living in misery & isolation & i often imagine myself as him especially in moments of patheticness

#& he is always a fisherman not a farmer not a fisherwoman either ( too badass... ) #past life ?! caus my ♯azn side was all fishers & stuff like my grandfather ETC but like all of them looked anorexic instead of fat so #also i imagine the guy as kind of vaguely mediterranean looking so maybe not because that side of my family are mountain farmers #when i read the old man & the sea ( i hate hemingway BTW ♯NotPete ♯ActuallyMikey ) ( uhm sorry about that... ) #i was like this is my life/future if it was better... 🚬 But that was a good while after i was already thinking of myself like that #closest thing i felt to a kin moment is when we analyzed miss brill like wow me & i am not even old that is genuinely just my life #as a (at the time) seventeen year old. & also carol ledoux from repulsion literally 100% only i am an ugly freak instead of beautiful #i pretty much never think of myself as myself in my head & actually never when i was younger up until age 9 i remember vividly #& i just had this thought while making my lazy “bite sized” onigiri ( bowl of seasoned rice +tunamayo +vache qui rit +avocado +spoon ) #but even when i make the non lazy version i get so overwhelmed & irritated & SLOPPY i feel like a drunk old man with nothing to #live for #anyone else feel like this sometimes... #if any of you weeaboos judge my terminology by the way i will kill myself just FYI #IDCCCC about the actual name you know what i mean. quasi poke bowl but each “component” has its own dish. whatever OK...

[fella-lovin-fella]

my therapist is crazy man. she says i have "performance anxiety" just because i cant brush my teeth around other people bc im so afraid im doing it badly and that i start to panic whenever someone walks into the room while im doing dishes (or literally any chore) because im afraid im doing it badly, and because i cant talk to other people without always feeling like everything i say is the wrong option. like get a grip 🙄

#help im so afraid of everything ajd everyone #anyway im going to do the dishes #and im going to be okay #because i know i can pause whenever i need #also typing all this out made me have realizations #ugh i hate those #not mlm #dantes talking again #therapy mention #therapy memes #mental illness #mental illness mention #mental illness memes #anxiety memes #anxiety mention #mental health

[astarab1aze]

loux's d&d stats, ig / tally-ho !

#☿ || Dash. #➥ Loux. #/ his intelligence being his lowest stat is somehow completely reasonable and the stat i hate the most #/ i mean all of these are high? which checks out because he worked his whole ass off to be fast / smart / withstand & dish heavy hits #/ anyway... #/ ububu #/ his actual stats in bg3 are not like this #/ literally why is wisdom higher than intelligence

[solradguy]

Started replaying Overture since my controller's working with it now and I forgot how evil this game makes me. Sorry Sin. I'm always forgetting about you and now I'm lighting you on fire and telling you to shut up...

#textpost #I first played this game while I was still working on the Begin and Artworks 2007 translations #So before I even owned the Overture Material Collection book #And it's really really funny how Sol's exposition makes crystal clear sense this time around #Oh yeah. Of course this chant is outside the 12 established Divine Steps because it's from the Backyard #Everyone knows that. Duh. *wild throws Sin* #I LOVE SIN DON'T GET ME WRONG. IT'S BECAUSE THEY MADE HIM THE TUTORIAL CHARACTER AND I HATE TUTORIALS #Paradigm though. Paradigm... I'm gonna wring his little chicken neck like a dish towel for making me research quantum mechanics

[witchcraftingboop]

I thought I was the only one who dislikes my older sister's not-yet-fiancè-boyfriend and I feel so vindicated and less crazy now that my younger sister and I had a lil moment of "👀 do you?" "👀I mean I think I do but do you??" and finally said aloud that we get the same sketchy ass hater vibes from this childish dude. I fr thought I was just a lil manhater (I am) with unjustified resentment towards this man, but I was right! Either I'm right or we're both wrong but atp I'm okay with both options

#the rancid vibes were Unmatched and I am always right is the lesson of today #no because wdym he has only ever dated girls with Your Nickname??? Does that not strike you as Bizarre???? #why are we giggling as if a grown man hating any dish with vegetables is a quirk??? #bbg he's not quirky he's a bitter sensitive manchild who hates your siblings and views your life as a lil joke he can laugh at #god forbid this man ever be forced to propose #hunny his own mother was excited for him to finally move out and eat carrots #do not even get me started on his parenting ideas #ugghhhhh #the relief #good god #truly thought I was going insane #now I just know that my grandfather and sister and maybe my dad (definitely him) hate this guy #I feel so relieved it's not just me 😭 #boop's rambles

[spacebeyonce]

I have tried to be strong and not cave to the urge to clean the kitchen but I might have to give in and clean that shit tomorrow. like it is so bad. and they're just letting it be bad.

#I want to wash my cup and refill it but I CAN'T because THE SINK IS LITERALLY OVERFLOWING WITH DISHES #THE COUNTERS ARE FUCKED #IT SMELLS WEIRD #I HATE IT HERE