#beignets for you

[hazbinhobo]

Alastor to the rescue? This arc being resolved? Vox getting his ass kicked?

*slaps chapter* This baby can fit so much resolution in it!

https://archiveofourown.org/works/53517946/chapters/139537033#workskin

#im very proud of this chapter can you tell #charlastor #hazbin hotel #radiobelle #alastor #a tail of beignets #charlie morningstar #alastor hazbin hotel

[bbdoll]

👑GET OUT!

Étienne actually came over on his birthday to break up with Wren. 

#ts4 #ts4 gameplay #wren #wren-dawson #disney-gameplay #att #👑 #you don't love me...you love my beignets #🥺 #wOw #i didn't see that coming at all until i switch to his character from cas #guess he's not her prince charming after all...

[sydmarch]

look I DON'T have a problem with people liking jean or thinking he's compelling or whatever what I have a problem with is that a decent amount of "jean fans" don't even like jean they like some guy who they've made up in their heads and then get mad at you when you point out that jean isn't actually like that in canon

#completely killed my interest in engaging with any jean content whatsoever like even genuinely good or interesting analysis i want nothing #to do w it now like. originally i found him interesting to think about like an asshole sure but plenty of de characters are assholes #but its pretty much entirely bcus of the subset of his fans who WANT you to like him sk fucking badly that im sick of him. take his ass to #fetanyl beignet etc etc #texticles

[four-two-six]

hii i made beignets heres a picture

would you like the recipe?

originally from binging with babish, check out his yt video and recipe here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DnuHzHHwqAw https://www.bingingwithbabish.com/recipes/beignetsfromchef

but i have edited the recipe due to nondairy and nongivingafuck constraints, so here is my version i think this made about? 2 dozen for me? will depend on the size you go for. also this is very basic, add vanilla, extra spices, toppings, etc. at your own discretion and risk INGREDIENTS -4 cups soymilk (or whatever you wanna use <3) -2 packets (more precisely, 4tsp) active dry yeast -2 1/2 tbsp sugar -22oz (bit under 5 cups?) bread flour -1/2 tsp baking soda -1/2 tsp kosher salt -at least 2 quarts vegetable oil (you can filter/save this for another day!) -just a lot of extra flour. at least a cup. you will want that. -absolute metric fuck ton of powdered sugar. RECIPE!! -heat soymilk to approx 110°F for ideal yeastage; add yeast and sugar, stir to combine, allow to ~fester~ for 10 mins -meantime, dump into a stand mixer bowl your bread flour, baking soda, and kosher salt, mix or whisk to combine -add yeaststuff to dry ingredients, use dough hook attachment to mix for 3-4 mins. it will be VERY VERY STICKY, this is NORMAL, just ensure it's homogeneous. -cover with a hot damp cloth, set aside at room temperature (you can carefully use your oven if your room temperature is currently "too fucking cold") for an hour until doubled in size. trust me, it will go crazy. at this point the dough is ready, you may roll out and fry immediately if you so desire. otherwise, transfer to a lightly oiled bowl, cover with plastic wrap, and fridge for up to 2 days until you're ready. once you are: -pour vegetable oil into a large pot (you want a few inches of room both above and below oil surface!), preheat it to 370°F ideally checking with a digital thermometer (you can do this once dough is ready or have someone else do it while you work, if you're worried abt starting fires) -LIBERALLY flour your (very clean!!) counter and hands, plop out the dough, and just Cake That Thing in flour. no- no, you need more flour. correct. -roll dough out to ~1/4 inch thickness, maintaining as rectangular a shape as you can. using a pizza cutter, trim into rectangle (save the scraps and re-roll/cut them too!), and then cut a bunch of smaller rectangles out of it. -when your dough and oil are ready, gently (and without crowding) plop 3-5 pieces of dough in the pot. they will sink, bubble a lot, then rise to the surface and puff up as they cook. if it don't bubble, the oil's not hot enough. -give them like a minute on both sides, pull each beignet out once deeply golden brown and let it drain on a rack or parchment paper sheet. -dust H E A V I L Y with powdered sugar and get the next batch going; serve them HOT AND FRESH! (they're best like that, but they keep for as long as you'll take to eat em, guaranteed /silly) now if you'll excuse me, i'm going to go eat enough of these to get sick.

#recipe #beignets #i fucking love frying bread and covering it in sugar #this should? be cheaper than buying them especially since i usually have baking stuff on hand #also im not joking about getting sick i am #on like my fifth one tonight #sorry this is probably like Clinically american in soo many places. i marked that im using fahrenheit so hopefully its ok #if you have questions i can answer them probably. not a professional but i know a lot and have a google.

[crepuscularqueens]

this week is shaping up to be so nice and im so happy about it :)

#had off of work yesterday bc of the winter storm so i got to make beignets in the morning and jambalaya for dinner #have off of work tomorrow and friday bc im driving up to my sister's and we're going to see mitski :) #have plans im really excited for on saturday!!! wow! what a wonderful week! #im going to try to get an update for would you come out and die up today teehee. i think this next chapter is holiday appropriate so! yay!

[mrs-bluemarine]

We need to cuddle and make out w each other on a couch. Ok? Ok

#AUGGHH #i'm so eepy #why aren't you in bed w me rn. smh #jay's bullshit #🕸️ coffee and beignets 💥

[raithes-radical-rampage]

BRING HIM BACK FOR SEASON FOUR YOU COWARDS

#barry hbo #barry #barry berkman #beignets by mitch #mitch the beignet guy #barry s3 #barry s3e6 #710N #tom allen #bill hader #bring him back #barry s4 wishes #barry season 3 #god i love you bill hader #stoner oracle

[lupismaris]

Starting to be concerned that fried catfish and grits is my new fixation/safe meal. Extra points for mac n cheese.

#theres a specific mom n pop shop at a local food hall that is divine. an absolute god send. their beignets make you weep. #this is the third take away in a month #bf got the catfish and shrimp poboy which was also v good #its just so healing. whenever im at my lowest i stg i feel better afterwards.

[laniidae-passerine]

deeply curious about whether Hank having a hand in Cristobal’s death will affect Barry’s perception of him. Because Barry is not a good boyfriend at all - he’s nearly killed Sally on multiple occasions and frightened her often - but if you didn’t know him the way the audience does, you could look at him and see a man battling the side of him driven to violence and the side which truly loves his girlfriend. And Barry believes in that image of himself, that he loves Sally unselfishly and unconditionally. I can very much imagine Barry being horrified that Hank would do that to Cristobal, even though it’s something he would do as well, simply because he believes he wouldn’t.

#men! #jk but fr other than Mitch and Gene’s son. uh what man has nothing to do with crime and violence in this show #treat your partners better for the love of god. if I was in that world I would drive to Mitch’s beignets and propose on the spot #he is not my type but he would never shoot me or lie to me and I think he would raise good kids #look for a Mitch (guy who tells you things you maybe don’t wanna hear but is looking out for you and being genuine and kind and can bake) #rather than a Barry (guy who will sell you a dream and ‘love’ you until you stop behaving like in his fantasy and then he’ll try kill you) #barry hbo #barry

[snowangeldotmp3]

s7 ouat you are testing my patience.

#‘RALPH? YOU KNOW THE PLACE THAT SELLS THE BEIGNETS? I WANT YOU TO WRECK IT’ #I HATE THIS #i wish i was making this up #liv watches things

[fandomtransmandom]

Just a random observation, but I think the new Schwab commercial used the same set as Beignets by Mitch😂

#hbo barry #barry hbo #beignets by mitch #when you yell at the background of a financial services commercial have you watched Barry too many times? #absolutely N E V E R😊

[anotherfagontheinternet]

the burger i just ate was a religious experience for me 🙏🏻 ive been blessed

#11:11 burgers and beignets my beloved #it was SO greasy and SO good #sometimes you get home from work and just need to clog your arteries a lil bit you know? #food

[teslathelame]

did i ever tell yall about the time one of my college professors (who was a great teacher and whose class i loved btw) went on a little side tangent about how north carolinians don't know real barbecue

like. this man came from louisiana. TO north carolina. to tell NORTH CAROLINIANS. that we don't know how to do pulled pork barbecue.

like just the fucking audacity of this man

#imagine some guy trackin his ass down to mexico and loudly proclaiming that the tacos down there suck and the ones in texas are way better #he'd get his ass ripped off and handed right back to him #literally the entire class was about race and class and microaggressions so i hope to GOD he was just pulling our collective legs #like sir???? do you see me galivantin down yonder just to tell you that my beignets are better than yurn?? no?????

[vesselofthebook]

found out i got the scholarship i applied for so now i get to go to new orleans for a pathology conference let’s goooooooo

#goals: try a beignet; network i guess #i’m looking over last years agenda i cannot WAIT to go listen to people talk for serval hours about biopsies and lab practices #thinking how sexy this will look on my cv…… #sorry for being a nerd and a try hard do you guys still think i’m cool #also congrats to my mcr mutuals on whatever is happening rn #🦭

[miss-floral-thief]

Oh surprised to see taco truck on a weekday

#unless #they’re not fully open #or some holiday #tho I prefer the nearby place bc you can get rice #as a side #personalice #and last time they just had corn tortillas and not flour #still edible but I prefer the latter #already got enough food for today anyways #tho be nice if the truck was something diff/uncommon in tx #even if it’s just deep fried beignets or so lol