#bottle oven

[mouseshift]

WAAAAAAAAAAHHH mabel pines come back its not funny anymore

#gravity falls #they are so real #i am going to EXPLODE #mabel pines #ford pines #fiddleford mcgucket #i want to put bill cipher in a blender and then put him in to a plastic water bottle and throw it into my oven as hard as i can #art moment

[corvuscorona]

happy Beef Bourguignon Bthursday everybody

#lifehack: you can make beef stew and dump a bottle of wine in it and leave it alone in the oven until its gourmet if you want #+ after that if you want you can make the sloppiest hot water pastry in the world & create Fancy Pie #you can combine 'steak and ale pie but ale kind of tastes like ass' + 'beef bourguignon is so flavor blasted it would make good pie filling' #like some kind of oven wizord. if you feel like it.

[nailgunstigmata]

rereading wip going OKAYYYYY……as if i wasnt the one who wrote it so it makes sense that its completely catered to my tastes

#macden blood fic is like my firstborn. its like an egg im incubating #i want to share snippets so badly but also. im rearing it in the test tube #im checking on the oven and its not done yet…. #im bottle feeding it

[autism-alley]

made something to snack on for watching the finale :)

#pjo show #percy jackson show #percy jackson and the olympians #percy jackson and the olympians show #ris raves #half were regular cookies half were cake mix cookies bc i’ve never made those before #turned out rly good!! #used purple food gel to neutralize the yellow then obviously used blue #the purple also darkened it as i tried to make both batches the same shade of blue eventually i just had 2 stop b4 they turned black lmao #also if u bake anything. get u some vanilla bean paste i tell everybody i know #also!! use that fucken salted butter. ‘sprinkle salt on ur cookies’ no!! bake that shit in there w the butter #kerrygold butter i <3 u #it’s been a while since i’ve had chocolate chip cookies so eating these fresh outta the oven like. i get it #i get why this is what percy would imagine the drink of the gods would taste like #i’ve never felt more like perseus jackson than that moment #only thing that compares is first time i had coffee #i was so fucking sleep deprived my mom handed me one of those bottled dunkin donuts iced coffees w so much sugar #and my sleep deprived brain was like ‘this is ice cream. this is coffee ice cream as a drink this is the nectar of the gods’ #like no shit dumbass coffee tastes like the ice cream flavor modeled after it #anyways lmao who’s excited for the finale #despite my thoughts on the show itself i am excited. i am in my chb shirt and wearing my annabeth camp beads #did my nails to try 2 match the og lightning thief cover #i will be munching on my blue cookies and if it is upsetting i will be throwing them at my screen #maybe

[dreamland-creations]

I cnat tell if this is a cake daisy bakes for the others or the other way around-

#hello puppets #hello puppets midnightshow #Daisy has a drinking problem now #How do you think she else is able to tolerate everyones bs? A bottle of whiskey hidden in her oven mit. That's how

[legally-a-bastard]

it’s grill dad day

#personal shit #my monster was in a nascar coozy #i also have a pair of lobster claw oven mitts and a bottle of ketchup in the apron

[handern]

our workplace is soooooo concerned for our wellbeing so they purchased tin water bottle for everyone for when the temperatures are too high 🥰

instead of cancelling outdoor activities when it reaches 40°C 💖💖💖

#it's not that hot yet #but last year it was #I did two tours on the hottest days of summer #there was no wind at all not a single cloud #and the bunkers + water reflect the heat to each other #making the whole place a whole oven #babbles blabbles #what do I do if a tourist has a heat stroke? hand them my corporation branded water bottle?

[chaotictomtom]

truly want to create a brbasona and it's just a lil guy who has nothing else to do/needs the money badly so starts to work for gus by trying to get mentored by mike but it like dies the first ep he's on and by a bear trap in the middle of the street or crushed by a piano or smth. haunting the narrative not by a traumatic death but by a goofy stupid silly one. "hey remember..that guy....yeah weird. anyway"

#never does anything remotely useful to the story #is a just a dude #a lil guy #gets crushed by a tiny meteorite just his size #falls down incredibly long stairs until it has a heart attack during the fall remembering it forgot to turn off his oven #goofy guy or no persona 🗣️🗣️🗣️ #it gets hired for the gus operation because absolutely no records of doing anything dude's life is boring 👍 mike doing the bg checkup just #goes. damn. u need the money ig and seem sincere in ur loyalty alright idk what you can do- oh he's dead? #he fell into a freezer and died by choking on a frozen piece of cake it tried to survive on??? #chuck's voice WHAT A JOKE #or like he gets killed by a weird turn of events when kim and jimmy throw bottles from their balcony #walk during the night on a shard of glass from their bottles and starts screaming a wild possum freaks out and start attacking me until #he walks into traffic

[spoopy-fish-writes]

Wow. Today went so bad every single time I was in my house

#first it was glass in my sock anf then when i came home it was my potassium deficiency again and i had to go and buy some stuff and also #dropped a pack of water bottles on the floor and some guy helped me woth it and he was so nice but it was so embarassing #and im literlaly just tryna put pizza in the oven but i fucked one up so badly i had to throw it away and yhe other is miserably deformed #because i almost fucked it up also and the only good one is the third one but i honestly cant do anything right today #spoopy fish rambles

[quil12]

Writing a fic made me really crave angel food cake, so it is currently 10:30pm and I have angel food cupcakes in the oven rn because I did not want to make a whole cake

#i wrote it a few days ago #and ive been wanting it ever since #honestly was really easy to do #well see how they turn out though #i have heavy whipping cream and strawberries too #and im gonna make my own whipped cream #but im gonna wait until after theyre out of the oven #i also drank a whole bottle of wine and am definitely t i p s y #but its fine

[david-watts]

holy shit my brother is a hero

#so my dad had this spice rack next to his stove/oven. the spices on it went out of date thirty years ago. #the bottles the spices were in were fused to the rack through layers upon layers of grease and dust. #I did not want to touch it and my m*ther has wanted it gone since I was born #my brother made him get rid of it what a legend

[mnictasbcl]

Why would a company, make a shaver that has gel that dissolves in water on it. It goes in the shower, there's water in the shower >:(

#I am going to complain about this on here too. the dissolved gel was the most unpleaaant thing to touch ever #but the logic of it bothers me more. non water resistant gel in the w a t e r #that would be like. uhhhhhh. cheese that sets on fire in the oven #or one of those hot water bottles you put in the microwave that explodes when you heat it up #worst thing is I gotta buy another one now >:(

[distilled-prose]

From LinkedIn - Rui Galopim de Carvalho

Aquamarine, the greenish blue to deep blue gem variety of beryl, has been recognised as a gemstone for many centuries, although its wide popularity became evident only in the early 20th century namely due to the remarkable finds of that period in Minas Gerais, Brasil and Semeninskaya, Urals. Interestingly, older aquamarines tend to have more green in the colour than modern ones, possibly due to the normalisation of the heat-treatment as now aquamarines are routinely heated between 300 and 700°C for a few hours to remove the yellow component of the color, turning a greenish-blue into a more desirable pure blue. Numerous jewellery creators, like Lalique or Fouquet for example in the dawn of the century as well as Cartier, mostly after the 1930s, used fine aquamarines. In the photos, an Art Deco aquamarine and diamond necklace made in the London’s Cartier workshop, dated circa 1940. It is a highly articulated platinum collar of geometric design, with colour-matched aquamarines, totalling 169.85 carats, accented with brilliant-cut diamonds, totalling approximately 9.64 carats. The central shield-shaped frontispiece detaches and may be worn as a clip. The necklace was presented at auction on Bonhams, London, in 2021 and it tripled its pre-sale estimate, selling for £459,000 (ca. $600,000). Photos © Bonhams

#you can heat Coke bottle green aquas in a regular oven to turn them blue

[sweatygoth]

Miss finding trash in beautiful forests

#this is not a post in favour of dumping trash in the forest it’s about me missing hälsingland #and picking up trash and digging for treasures... #I am NOT pro dumping shit in nature #found so much actual chemical waste like bottles upon bottles of detergent and other cleaning fluids #asbestos stuff too #a whole oven #a bed but it was just a rusty metal frame #a huge trash pile with shampoo and stuff like that #and a ​toaster a kettle and multiple razors #järvsö #hälsingland #swedish forest #forest #swedish nature #nature #nature photopragpy #forest photography #forestcore #digging

[watchmakermori]

I couldn't find an appropriate occasion to try the fancy balsamic vinegar I brought back from italy so. homemade bread sunday

#food #personal #it's so delicious #the bread and the vinegar #i could eat the whole loaf ngl #the vinegar is so thick and delicious #it's only a tiny bottle bc i couldn't bring more than 100 ml but i will be buying more online eventually. or requesting it for xmas #the bread got overprooved even tho i did it for less time than it said. i think our proofing setting on the oven must just be too hot

[vitaminkate]

Thanksgiving Recipe The key to this moist, apple-stuffed turkey baked in an oven bag is a bottle of champagne.

#oven bag #bottle #best turkey recipe #recipe #world #champagne