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2000sbigbr0 · 5 months
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You know how when you hit ur siblings a bit too hard and they immediately run off to tell your parents so you have to beg them not to say anything?
Yeah that, but Instead of hitting you, I accidentally came in your unprotected cunt.
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fulgurbugs · 1 year
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I just beat scarlet today
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yardsards · 3 months
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whoever popularized the obsession with "growth mindset" in education owes every disabled kid an apology letter
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cuntboyprincess · 11 months
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imagine you’re at work and have a small injury if some kind. the EMTs arrive and as they undress you to start the assessment, your coworkers catch a glimpse of your soft shaved pussy where your cock should be. you protest and try and pull the blanket over but it’s too late. group chats would be full of speculation of how pink it is and how soft you’d feel. would they ever look at you like a man again?
Damn, this is a hot fantasy 🤤
Imagining how all my co workers are standing around me very worried. As the EMT's cut off my pants and undies. And the shock in their eyes as they see my exposed, throbbing clit and soaking wet vagina. 🥺 And how I'm so embarrassed, I feel as if I can never go back there because they all look at me in a certain way.
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Bundle of Joy
In which Reader takes Copia to see the babies in the ministry. Sfw, fluff. I tried to write this so he could be seen as Cardinal or as Papa. Either way I hope you find it adorable 🥰
@copiousloverofcopia
Also low-key inspired by this post 💅✨
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"Come on, come on!" you chirp, dragging your beloved Copia behind you.
"Oh... I don't know, mia cara," he starts, clearly not wanting to hurt your feelings, "I don't even really know how I feel about having kids."
"Copia," you stop dragging him and move close to him, your hands find his cheeks and his finding your waist, "It's not like we're having a baby tomorrow, and I know how stressed you've been lately. Trust me it'll brighten your day, they're just little bundles of joy."
"Ah, well, okie dokie. I am putting my trust in you."
"You should always trust me," you wink at him, "besides, as Papa, I'm sure you'll have to give some thought to having kids one day. Maybe this'll warm you up to the idea."
You happily continue dragging him along to the maternity ward of the ministry. It was always hustling and bustling over there as Siblings of Sin and Ghouls ran around getting towels, water, ice, painkillers, whatever the new mamas needed to bring their newborns into this world. Just the thought of it made Copia look like he wanted to pass out.
But just a quick walk through the chaos brought you to a very peaceful room, this was primarily where you worked in the ministry: taking care of the newborns who were sick or just needed more time being monitored before being sent home with their parents. In fact, a couple of Siblings sat next to one of the tiny beds cooing their newborn now.
As one of the little ones piped up very loudly to express their disapproval, Copia leaned into muttering, "That does not sound like a 𝘣𝘶𝘯𝘥𝘭𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘫𝘰𝘺, as you put it, cara."
Giggling at his remark, you stride over to the cradle of the upset baby, scooping them up soothe them. Another baby nearby starts to grumble and whine, hearing their neighbor be so loud. "Here, why don't you take that one?" you call out to your lover.
"I, uh, I don't know..." he walks over to the cradle, watching the little one make a grouchy face and whine some more.
You keep bouncing the newborn in your arms, trying to keep them quiet so they don't upset the other babies. But still they continue to cry.
Finally, as Copia stares down at the newborn in the cradle, they lay out a shriek. Copia winces at the sounds. Now you can't have every baby in the room getting upset, so you rush over to Copia, handing him the bundle in your arms, before reaching out to get the second crying baby. The man next to you is flustered but does everything he can to make sure he has a good grip on the small little person in his arms. He's not sure what to do, so he just kind of stares blankly at the baby and sways in place a little.
As you walk and bounce the one in your arms, you quietly hear a giggle come from the blanket in Copia's arms. "Erhhh... What's it doing?"
You come up next to your lover to see the little one giving him a gummy smile and laughing away. "They're laughing at the big silly man holding them. Here-" you shove the other noisy bundle in his arms, "try this one."
He stands there, two babies in his arms, certainly confused and a little overwhelmed. Sure enough, cries turn to laughter once again.
"See? Bundles of joy," you point out, "You must have the magic touch." Truthfully, it was probably his face paint, but you weren't gonna be the one to tell him.
He carefully sits both babes in the cradle next to him, leaning over to look at their little hands and mouths and noses. "Tesoro..." he whispers, not wanting to upset anyone again, "they're so small!" Fascination fills his eyes as he watches their tiny fingers wrap around his one large gloved one. He gasps, "Look!!!" The fascination quickly turned to a small frown as the baby stuck his expensive Italian leather glove in their mouth. "Do they all do that?"
You let out a snort, "Yes, they all do that."
Copia wraps an arm around your waist and pulls you close, kissing you on the forehead, "Bene." Perhaps he'll give some thought to this whole baby thing after all.
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brainlessftm · 3 months
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Stuck my dildo to the headboard of my bed and got naked on all fours to suck it while rubbing my clit..... I'm wet
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golden-girl-daisy · 10 months
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If I put her ears down she looks just like Daisy. 🥺
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