#but JADE CAME HOME

[krenenbaker]

I'm doing alright, yeah! my sibling's back in town, I have fresh banana bread, and I'm (hopefully?) going to finish writing another piece today! also, it's my darling eels' birthday, so that's also wonderful!! (*^◡^*)

how're you doing today, hun?

#krenenbaker's questions #and I don't want to sound like I'm bragging #but JADE CAME HOME #IN ONE TENFOLD SET #what an absolute dear ♡ #I'm smooching him for that #he's so dang cute?? #jsgejkabsjdn #so that made my day even better #also some of his lines are... interesting (to say the least). I may post some of them later (under a cut w a spoiler warning obvs) #and one of the lines from the vignette is EXACTLY something I would say?? actually... I'm 90% sure I HAVE said it before #so that's interesting! #anyways... yee! it's been a pretty peachy day so far! #moony✧🌕

[mocamoca1]

a redraw of a very specific image that I saw feat. quickly drawn leech bros

#the fact that he’d do this both ironically and unironically #BTW I’m so glad his masquerade card came home #so this is somewhat of a celebratory art work #thou I did this way too seriously #twisted wonderland #azul ashengrotto #disney twst #octavinelle #twst azul #floyd leech #jade leech #twst fanart #twst floyd #twst jade

[narumi-gens]

jingliu came home. aventurine came home. I’ll (prob) save enough jades to get his lc before the banner ends. all is right with the world ☺️

#it cost me everything tho lol #lost both 50-50s for each of them and was only saved bc aventurine came home at 30-something #am now scrimping and saving every jade I can find to pull one at a time on his lc lol #NO REGRETS! #mel talks

[kheyys-worms]

It's babygurl's b'day 💞💞✨✨🎉🎉

#twisted wonderland #AAAAAA BOTH HIS BIRTHDAY SUIT AND BLOOM BROOM CAME HOME TO ME TODAY <333 I'M SO HAPPYYY!!! #AZUL I LOOOVVVVVEEEEEE YOUUUUUUUU 💞💞💞🥺🥺🥺 YOU TRULY ARE THE MOST TAKO BENEVOLENT OF ALL #NOW I HAVE ALL OF HIS BIRTHDAY CARDS (minus the platinum jacket cause I'm on EN server) #BUT OH MY GODDD HIS MAKEUP ON PLATINUM JACKET???? Beautiful. breathtaking. absolutely stunning. we shall be wed today #look at me. switching oshi from Jade to Azul #well maybe if the said certain eel would come home i wouldn't be so easily swept off of my feet by our generous tako 😤😤😤 #anyway. i've risen just for this #arm is hurting but that's okay because anything for my be(loathed)loved babygurl 😌😌😌 #twisted wonderland fanart #azul ashengrotto #kheyy's art

[hisui-dreamer]

okay i caved in

DAMN RIGHT YOU MADE ME WAIT YOU SLY EEL!!! YOU LET CATER COME TO ME 3 TIMES WHEN YOU WOULDN'T EVEN SHOW YOUR FACE HUH

ok you're very pretty i forgive you😭😭😭

#h-he apologised🥺💕 #all is forgiven💕💕💕 #for context and new comers i pulled 220 pulls for the Halloween event and cater fucking diamond came home like three times #not jade not even vil just cater #holy shit just cater is my just monika 😭 #anyways hes here after 2ish months🥹 #rinna rants #twisted wonderland #jade leech #twst jade

[minty-bubblegum]

Brb y'all I'm about to be grinding like crazy

#Haven't played in months #Now I must face the consequences 😞 #Not pulling for them anyways lol #Saving for the shitheads #Last year Floyd came home at 60 pulls and Jade never made it cus then I was broke ☠️ #I'm gonna try pulling for Jade's birthday boy and both the twins this year #This is gonna take forever ☠️ #Well at least I still have all month too so... #:3

[flamingblinglove]

argenti came home but at what cost? 💔

#posts by reiko #rei is shit posting #rei plays honkai: star rail #fucking red heads playing hard to get with me #took me three fucking years before becoming a diluc haver #took me my entire jades savings before argenti and his lc came home #I WANT TO QUIT GACHA GAMES URGH #and i was still thinking of going for ruan mei in 1.6 lol jokes on me #ruan mei who? i only have 1.5k jades left #and the angriest was i lost my pity to himeko??!?!?!??! BRO

[dreamytrashdoe]

I saved nearly 340 wishes waiting for Arlecchino over the last few months. I normally have terrible luck and haven't won a 50/50 since my very first 5 star character banner (I've since gotten 12 additional and have lost every 50/50 along the way). Normally I need to wish roughly 160 times to secure the banner specific 5 star.

Anyway, my pity was about 20 and I did my first ten pull on Arlecchino.... she was the first wish, and on a 50/50. I won my 50/50.... with only 10 wishes spent. I literally stood up and began pacing while nearly crying. Thank you genshin. Thank you father 😭😭💕💕💕💕💕

#max talks #max games #genshin impact has been kind to me on this banner #i am actually at a loss #i was settling in to wish a shit ton #but she came home so early #so so so early #the only other character i got earlier was Ayaka around wish 15 to 20. but she was also a guarantee #anyway im thrilled and now need to build arlecchino #thank goodness i got another 5 star spear off standard recently (jade winged) its not her best but!!! #currently father has a okay 5 star artifact set..but i want to run the new domain sometime. more importantly tho i need to farm bosses 🙈 #i will add i do buy welkin and battlepass btw so im not free to play! but i am far from a whale lol

[pen-observing]

i'm so obsessed with all of this lore and cackling at the image of jade outside in the rain pressed up against a window looking inside

Allow me to paint you a scene.

Chrollo came back and that means my time is occupied by him. On a rainy day, three men sit together at the table exchanging pleasantries over simple tea.

"Kaeya, the lavender was a nice choice but isn't it sad for you that she won't see them because he is back?"

"Ayato, she will see the lavender withered down by the time he leaves again and will still appreciate the gesture. Angst is her favorite genre and withered versions of her favorite flowers help."

"Both of you," Neuvillette quips in "how unsightly your behaviour becomes during these times." He tries to take a sip of his tea but notices Jade in the window completely soaked.

"Be careful to not end up like him."

Barbatos opens the door and closes it too quickly. "Good, that pest Jade didn't get in this time. Good afternoon gentlemen."

I SHOULD FOR SHITS AND GIGGLES write one chapter of just my harem x reader so we can go full circle to when people did it on wattpad LMAOO.

#I WANT TO READ ABOUT EVERYONES HAREM NOW #Jade never came home as a card so rook is where its up babe #psychicai

[tariah23]

Omgggg I rly did work with sm beautiful girls….

#miss cece I miss Steff I miss jade ahhh all of the girls from the spa looked like models I’m just 🧍🏾‍♀️ but I appreciated them all omg #still need to hang out with cece one of these days #she looks like a model but she’s not stuck up about it and is a girls girl like to the truest form I should text her #when I get some money my sis and cece gotta hang out for sure steff needs to be there omg I’ll rly have to dress up then they both look #like models skjssjs #I used to like riding the train back home from work with steff especially since the redline is so unpredictable and dangerous #cece mentioned that she wanted my sis and I to meet her sister… I just found Cece’s insta and her sister is so cute awww #I remember her talking about her sister and where she came from and getting emotional because of her being Syrian and how her family had to #leave there to come to America… and she rec me a movie called ‘swimmers’ or something like that #I’m trying to remember but ah man #rambling #she was so sweet! I know that she’s planning on going to med school and that she has a millionaire bf (we met him at a work party and #played ping pong with his white ass) he was rly nice even tho I got told some… things about him from another coworker… it’s a lot omg… #cece is one of the nicest ppl that you’ll ever meet in rl tho like she’s extremely friendly and funny too #like she looks very sophisticated and like a millionaires model wife is the best way that I Can describe her lol #edit: the movie is called ‘the swimmers’ #I still want to watch it

[butchyork]

so i did this small f/o quiz i found and

#txt #SHUTTUTPTPUP ITS MAKING ME SO EMOTIONAL BC. REASONS which i will explain to u now ! #uhm so. my f/o is unsuur from a game called my time at sandrock #and my ingame char is my self insert 'builder' called jezz #and its a demon that came from the stars #and in their story jezz returns to stardust and to space. and unsuur gets super sad and jaded abt it #but eventually tries to find a way to get there and track jezz in hopes of bringing it back to earth. home. w him #and in game canon unsuur likes to hang out and just watch paint dry w it (this is a real cutscene ingame just SAYING) #so the fact the quiz said it wsnt very exciting but u still had fun. canON #SCREAMING. bites a tree #also u can actually stargaze on dates in the game too. just sAYING

[angelizs]

GUESS WHO IS A SSR HALLOWEEN JADE HAVER????

HE CAME HOME <33 (after 90 pulls and making me use all of my gems on him. it was so worth it.)

also my beloved CayCay <3 I got the two SSRs I really wanted on the first day, so I'm very happy!!

now, it's time to bid goodbye to my Ruggie layout (that I had since I started playing bc he's my first SSR), it will be missed

and hello to my halloween Jade layout <3 I want to groovyfy him but I have to wait til the event is over to do so 😭

#flamingo croquet #I'M SO HAPPY YIPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE #I finished book 1 and got all the stamps for classes too... I've been waiting the whole month for this event. I'll enjoy it to the max #giggling and kicking my feet my beloved Jade and Cater came home <333 #fr this Jade card is my favorite of all (alongside Deuce's starsending robes). I'd riot if I didn't get it #waiting for Ace's bday so I can use the tenfold key set to finish my 100 pulls on the banner and get another SSR lol

[faebaex]

My baby girl has come to me 🥺

Currently resisting the urge to indulge myself in writing a Jade centric fic, please send help ✋

#i called him 100% certified baby girl once and he came home HE AGREES #blog rambles #twst #twst gatcha #twst jade #jade leech

[beck-nightengale]

That moment when you're trying to take a relaxing bath after a long hard day of work but your cat is standing in the doorway staring at you like

👁️👄👁️ but momther when is dinner? momther please i am but skin and bones.

#enderal #enderal forgotten stories #jade the prophetess #and her fucking cats #bless as'qa he good boi #but dammit son she came home covered in blood #a little privacy please? #also enjoy that little sideboob #jade technically has buttloads of scars on her back but ENDERAL WON'T LET ME USE MY SKYRIM BODY SCARS MODS #LET ME USE THE BODY SCAR MODS DAMMIT

[kheyys-worms]

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WELCOME HOME POOPSIES 🥺🥺💕💕🐬🦈

#Jade being oddly difficult to pull-- last year he came home in 30 pulls. but now he got greedy and only came home on the 50th >:(( #after i made u a shrine and make you new nui clothes??! rude!! #Floyd on the other hand came home soon on the 35th pull! even tho he was being difficult last year #such a good eel! buying takoyaki for u later <333 #twisted wonderland #jade leech #floyd leech #kheyy's thoughts

[wispydreamsstuffs]

SHE CAME HOME AT 84 PITY OMYGLAHD 😭😭😭😭😭

#honkai star rail #fu xuan #hsr #rinz without the rizz #SHE CAME HOME AT 84. 84. PITY. MY STELLAR JADES. #i was supposed to be saving up for loucha and jing yuan's rerun but mhe #look #i have gacha addiction okay? #she uses gepard's signature light cone for now since i don't have him.