#but JEEEEEZUS CHRIST

[lamentablesbian]

i feel like the distance from it and the memes about it really watered down the horror that is the end of the last episode of Interview With The Vampire… like i’ve laughed at so many jokes about Louis’ self-delusion but rewatching it all just now i forgot how much it makes you feel like the floor fell out from under you, like you’re going to throw up, like you can’t breathe… this is a HORROR show in every sense of the word

#AND I WOULDN’T HAVE IT ANY OTHER WAY!!!!! #but JEEEEEZUS CHRIST #fucking HELL #the surgical precision of the missing pages #claudia’s anguish being pinned against a wall by the only person she could trust the only person she loves #i’m sick to my stomach #it’s so fucking fucked #was it raining louis? #and i can’t get over the bookshelves #and armand’s scornful comment about a soppy architect who ‘got it in her head’ that louis missed nature……. #i just. #myken talks #iwtv #interview with the vampire

[teeth-thief]

honestly once I got better I got a little boring too. I do the crossword every day. but jeeeeezus christ, at least I'm not 17.

#I'm finally learning guitar :))))) #I've been playing for years but now I'm learning all the stuff I couldn't teach myself #like barre chords and scales and HOW TO PRACTICE #I love school so much

[indouloureux]

Jeeeeezus Christ Your Lips, My lips was just.,.. so good

aaaa thank you!! i'm making part two if it rn but thank you for reading ❤️❤️

#sweet sweet anon #answered

[zemnarihah]

jeeeeezus christ of latter day saints... springtime allergies are real i always thought ppl were being dramatic. i'm in the library now and one of my headphones is dead my one naked ear is being bombarded by sniffles and weird throat sounds from all sides

#i'm jk i always knew they were real but i actually have never witnessed the effects to this degree

[teetlesandnimjas]

2012 Mikey: makes a mistake

2012 Raph: oh boy time to HIT HIM!

#not tagging #im just maaaaaad #raph was such a cuuuuuuunt #LIKE I HAVE A CLIP HOLD UP #i hate him i hate him i ha- #not rot #TaNTalks #i do not like him #no sir #‘oh i have anger issues that i cant get constructive help for and i dont know what to do so i hit people #because im MAD’ #like dude i know you got your own problems but jeeeeezus christ #donnie: wants to infodump about hos tech and research #raph: ha shut up *smack* #and mikey- literally has ADHD- who doesnt have a filter and no help #AND RAPH THINKS ITS OKAY TO BULLY HIM #LIKE UUUUUUUUGH #I could go on a whole rant about ADHD Mikey and why hes borderline abused #but thats for another day #maybe

[skold]

[dumbass silence]

y’all know i don’t rly fuck around in the slipknot fandom anymore but like. jeeeeezus christ.

[cutifly]

"i can make literally any situation an opportunity for me to talk shit about papatulus even if it isn't relevant to the topic at all" a new novel by me

#jeeeeezus christ dude

[selfinflictedgunshotwound]

that line that person wrote in that uquiz about how someone can completely recontextualize ur entire existence just by existing themself is just like... holy shit jeeeeezus christ. so so fucking true

#it's shaking me deeply but like. yeah. literally #godddddd i could cry but actually i can't bc i'm in a pleasant mood rn :) #anyways... this is a lovepost. go fuck yourself

[carefulvenom]

every day i forget about terfs until i see a post with a stupid ass terf who decided to write a stupid ass comment. go to bed. masturbate. maybe drink some water and take a shower. fix yourself. jeeeeezus christ

[kiefbowl]

people who love porn so much can’t even tell how pathetic they sound lmao like even people who aren’t anti porn are like “jeeeeezus christ go outside loser”

[quibungoa-blog]

if i want the impossible, i want it in its entirety.

do  you  remember  what  it  feels  like  to  die  ?   do  you  remember,   o’  mighty  god,   a  time  hitherto  your  slumber,  eternal?   that   unrecorded   &    unspoken   beauty  of  the  first unsung  death  of  a  once  virgin  universe  all  those  eons  ago    -  -  -    when  new -  born planetary  debris  beckoned  a  maternal  star  for  warmth,   its  inborn  fear  of  an   ever  -  expanding  darkness  forever  present  amidst  the  cyclical    EMPYREAN  RAGNAROK   of  your AMORPHOUS  blood  -  worship.   your  name  remains  lost  in  time,  a  stranger  to  mortal  lips  and  a phantom  hidden  between  the  blurred  lines  of  a  history  long  lost.   THE  OLD  GODS  ARE  DEAD.

             “    this  thing’s  bigger’n  both of  us.  .  .   we’re  out  here  diggin’  our  noses into                   fuuuck!   you  know  we’ve  got  no  business  lookin’  into  this,  frank.   christ              shit  hurts. i’mma   kill   that sonuvabitch.   on  god,  gonna  tear  ‘is  fuckin’  eyes  out  his  goddamn               FUCK.   JUST  DO  IT  ALREADY   !   ”     a  hand - held  gauze  struggles  to  put  this pulsating  lesion  to  rest,  blood  -  stained  and  SUPPRESSED  under  the  weight  of leaden  detritus.   traumatized  muscle  succumbs  to  the  TORMENT  of  a  copper  projectile,  a  bullet  shattered  on  impact.         velveteen  -  stained  hands  remain  pressed  alongside  his  arterial  bleed,  scorched  flesh  forced  open  by   poorly sterilized   pliers  and  a  rushed  prayer  leaving  newly  inhospitable  lips.  whimpered   throbs  reverberate  through  the  walls  of  a  non  -  human’s  strafed  and  mortally  wounded  sinews,   his  cries  are  a  gospel  to  a   CHAOS  GOD  still  at  rest.       “    do  it,  do  it,  do  it,  do  it.  wait              no!   jesus.  FUCK,  why’d  you  stop  ?  d  -  don’t  be  a pussy, frank.  JUST  DO  IT  !   no            FUCK!   i  hate’chu,  frank.  i  hate’chu,  i  hate’chu.  s’all  yer  goddamn  fault.  you sonuvabitch.  you  got  me  shot   !   i  swear   :  you  kill  me,  frank  ‘n  im  comin  back  to haunt you.   ”

     shaky  hands  take  hold   of  gore  -  stained  tweezers,  its  sharpened  blades  struggling  to  meet  misplaced  shrapnel  in  the  heat  of  an  emergency  surgery.    SCENE  :   int. two  men  remain,   teetering  along  the  line  of impossibility     ;     a  tightrope  crudely  stretched  between  pragmatism  and  a  foolish  man’s  belief  in  something   more,   something   higher.   “     alright,  count’a,  count’a  three   :   one.   two.  .  .   ”    sun  -  speckled  are  the  duo  under  a  roof  of  shredded  metal,  a  warehouse,  more  circus  than  a  final  resting  place  for  these  two puppets,  two  fools,  dancing  on  the  influential  strings  of  their  would - be  masters. THE  OLD  GODS  ARE  DEAD,  and  they  demand  a  sacrifice  of  innocent,  ascetic  blood.  he  is  not  it.

“    that’s  yer  problem,  frankie              ugh.  .  .   you  askin’  too  damn  much  of  the  world.  you  expect  too  much.  fuck.  yer  out  here  demandin’  answers  ‘n  too  blind  or  too  damn  stupid  to            FUCK!  t  -  to  fuckin’  realize  maybe  there  is  no  answer!  maybe  there’s  no  grand  scheme,  or  JEEEEEZUS!  no  fuckin’  endgame!  maybe,  just  maybe,   there  is  no  man  behind’a  curtains.  no  one  to  point  fingers  at.  no  one  t’blame  ‘cept  you.  ‘cause  YOU  GOT  ME  SHOT.  you  dragged  me  here.  you  thinkin’  yer  goddamn  invincible  ‘n  YOU,   you  usin’  dirty  tweezers  to  dig  bullets  out  my  damn  stomach.  just  you.  NO  ONE  ELSE.      FUCK               you,  FRANK    ”

#cadejos #this the most ive ever written #the god i keep mentioning is azathoth... #LMFAO #well #frank digging bullets out abe's stomach after a shootout #ugh #this is so fucking much im cryin #back to hiatus im drained LMFAOOOO #also iconless... kinda hot huh? #luv yew bestie ^_^ #tbt.

[maraskolnikova]

Jeeeeezus Christ! To quote Bloc Party, “Give me facts, give me facts!”

#wes anderson #the Playlist #Wes Anderson's upcoming super secret project

[justastraightupmess]

“If these people weren’t here, I would be on my knees with your cock in my mouth.” ev, managed w/ a lil dose of liquid courage

‘ JeeeEEzus christ Ev, he--- he’s joking, he’s joking. He’s totally joking. We joke like that sometimes y’know, hahahaaa....’ He tried to explain to the guy sitting next to him who definitely heard far too much of that because apparently Everet didn’t know how to regulate his volume. He quickly turned back to Everett then, slapping a hand over his mouth whilst the other cupped the back of his neck to keep him from simply leaning away from his makeshift muzzle. ‘ Shhhh.’ He warned, narrowing his eyes a little. ‘ You want the whole party to hear you next time or something, jeez...’ He sighed, looking around to make sure nobody else had heard him at least. ‘ What’s with you tonight, you’ve been acting weird, Ev..’ Clinging to him earlier, and somehow always winding up between him and whoever he’d been talking to. Now this on top of it all. Something had to be up.

#snw-cnvs

[jennathearcher]

playingwithroles replied to your post: Streetcar (Hostel Verse)

[JEEEEEZUS CHRIST DUDE ngl got some serious Silence of the Lambs vibes from it buT LIKE, DUDE, WOW (also damn right Ivan won’t go down there xD)]

(BLESS THANK YOU THAT’S HIGH PRAISE 8D It was also just a wee bit inspired by the opening scene of Suicide Squad. :3 Marin is so much fun to write and that concerns me just a bit :P I’m enjoying fleshing out these characters and their relationships with each other, and given it’s THIS VERSE there’s fucked-up-ery abounding everywhere XD And I KIND OF FIGURED :P WISE CHOICE, IVAN. WIIIIIISE CHOICE.)

#playingwithroles #ooc #replies

[thatwoodworkinglesbian]

Jeeeeezus H Christ, you're hotter than hell!

Why thank you darling 😊😘

[skullarium]

Jeeeeezus christ, trump wants to form an "autism committee" with anti-vaccine robert kennedy jr