#can live up to 100 years

[crabussy]

tuatara. reblog my post

#these things are so so so cool #endemic to aotearoa new zealand #3 eyes #last living member of its order #old as the dinosaurs #can live up to 100 years #only reptile that prefers a cooler climate

[akkivee]

saw an article of a fan ranking the hypmic characters based on who they’d like to marry as an older fan and they don’t have bad taste, rosho was number one lmao but what they had to say about doppo actually killed me LOL

‘i don’t see how he’d be able to make time for me working at that black company. and even if he were to get a job at a better company, I don’t think i can beat out his childhood friend’

#this is vee speaking #the lady’s spitting ngl LMAO #hitoya number 3????? opting 2️⃣3️⃣ out so she could marry ichiro and become their sister in law????? #thinking gencha juto and rosho are most attractive??????? not bad taste at all lol #the part where she ranks kuukou at 9 bc she doesn’t think she can live the life of a monk’s wife is so funny lol #it’s a concern for sure but i’d personally rate his delinquency habits as a higher disqualifier lol #(⬅️ person who wants kuukou to beat up more people LOL) #i’m so glad people recognise hitoya’s worth as a man fr #remember that one year hitoya was the only hypmic character that made on the top 100 yumes list lmao

[kingofdinosaurs]

can you imagine being stuck in a hundred-year-long timeloop and the only other person who remembers is someone you hate more than anything. no wonder they're like that.

#blazblue #rachel alucard #yuuki terumi #i like when they point out how fucked the timeloop was. can you fucking IMAGINE living through that shit. #rachel is ridiculously well-adjusted considering she had to relive the same 100 years an uncountable number of times #only for the same fucking asshole to fuck it up every time in the span of a day #and she wasn't even allowed to intervene!

[blujayonthewing]

if a human asks a gnome when gnomes reach adulthood, they'll probably pin it somewhere between 20 and 40, depending on how they're interpreting the question; if an elf asks, they'll say "oh, we don't"

#speaking of 'getting mad because people don't meaningfully engage with fantasy lifespans' #EVERYONE overlooks the cultural nuance in dnd that elves are /physically/ mature not much later than humans #but are not considered an adult until some self-declared point of maturity usually around the age of 100 #that is. DIFFERENT. than 'a 50 year old elf is basically a literal child' no it ISN'T! it's a CULTURAL RECOGNITION #elves don't think it's possible for humans to mature into a really meaningful adulthood because they literally don't live long enough #'poor things have to settle down and work and marry and have children and die before they can even figure themselves out :/' #gnomes don't subscribe to this because of course they don't it's a cultural viewpoint but also they largely think it's stupid #oh yeah? you're all done growing up after 100 years? nothing left to learn about yourself as a person? #you Become An Adult when you're Wise And Mature which is a single static thing that happens in the first 1/6th of your life? #wow amazing it must be cool to be so enlightened 🙄 #... I need a general worldbuilding musing tag agsjkfdhsj #I guess for now #gnome thoughts #it's almost entirely elf thoughts but that's my only relevant established tag :'D #gnome stuff

[grapejuicegay]

Literally all Ayan wanted to do was to use the annoying suck up's internalised homophobia to his advantage and be left alone but Akk just had to be gay and repressed and Kind Of Into It

#ayan wanted to live out his murder mystery school cover up fantasy #outwitting people who want to stop him by using their weaknesses #unfortunately for him akk is living out 'supernatural' coming of age forbidden romance angst #also unrelated but I'm only on ep 1 and I'm already loving the cult vibes????? #i wouldn't be surprised if akk is the one orchestrating the accidents to keep the kids in line #'the rules and regulations we have kept for a 100 years #will all be destroyed if one kid doesn't have FAITH' #< I was SCREAMING cult at that #oh god this is so good #the eclipse #the eclipse series #can't wait to catch up so i can read all the brilliant stuff you all must have come up with already!!!

[seilon]

every newer gen kpoppy who calls it revolutionary every time a big name bg member wears something vaguely skirt-like should be required to watch lee sungjong of infinite putting his whole pussy into performing coming of age ceremony by park jiyoon wearing the song's classic form-fitting black side-slitted dress with zero gimmicks way back in 2012

#its Required Material re: historical kpop genderfuckery #no but im 100% for real. this was in the middle of the era where bg members doing gg songs in drag and whatnot was a really #common gag at concerts and in variety shows and whatnot- especially using bg members who were/are considered the most effeminate #basically it was a big Joke and never taken seriously. alot of the time the dances would be exaggerated and whatnot and yeah they #werent like. REAL covers. werent usually respectful of the original gg/female idol's work and all that. haha man in dress type humor #i know if you're old enough to be following me and into kpop you probably know this already and im talking into space but whatever #anyway. sungjong said fuck that and fucking killed it with a genuine live cover (dance And vocals) of coming of age ceremony #which- as you can imagine based on the title- isnt just an iconic female idol song but one that's blatantly about female sexuality #and whatnot. wore the dress that's in the original mv (or something very similar) and didnt play it up with a wig or anything like that #(like what's usually the case when male idols cover gg songs to make it more clear that its a Costume and they are Crossdressing rather tha #just. being a guy and wearing a dress.) #did not shy away from the sexiness of the dance AT ALL to the point of riding the floor at one point more or less which. god fucking damn #but anyway. it's totally true to the original and is unapologetically sexy in an inherently orientation-fucking gender-fucking way and GOD #wish it got more attention than it did because THAT is revolutionary. thats the first performance i ever saw where a male idol did a #female idol song in the original female idol outfit live without any gimmick or even the implication that it COUNTS as drag. its SUCH a #big deal imo. and it helps that its really fucking hot but thats neither here nor there. anyway. i know its been years but i still have so #many feelings and opinions about sungjong's coming of age ceremony performance ghfgjhdgfdh WATCH IT #sungjong #infinite #kibumblabs

[what-immortal-hand-or-eye]

*vibrating into another plane of existence* I fucking love road-trip stories so much. I love travel horror. It’s the distance. It’s the isolation and the liminality and finding creature comforts while you drag yourself from place to place. Lumpy mattresses and shitty coffee and diners filled with cigarette smoke and people who are not your friends. But they could be friendly. You, stranger, drifter, are the threat, are the unknown. Make yourself comfortable while you can; you know this isn’t gonna last. You have a destination. A home. Or, at the very least, your home sure as hell isn’t here. So keep moving.

#hi hi im relistening to Alice isn’t dead to get into the horror writing mood #it 100% shakes hands with trigun (esp max/98) for the hostile drifter elements #‘you are not welcome here stranger’ and ‘you are looking for someone’ you get me? #also can you tell I traveled a Lot growing up? like a LOT a lot??? #damn these past few years have been the first time I’d lived somewhere that didn’t have an expiration date #and even then…shit. even then

[sanchoyo]

u guys remember how I said I wanted to try and get a car this year as one of my resolutions… after months of researching I think I found the one I want. Finally. I am so sick of reading abt and looking at cars 😭

#I want to try and buy one by may but idk how realistic that is #depends on a few things #it’s a car from 2009-10 and can go for 4-7k which is not BAD considering how highly rated it is #it’s just the nearest ones are like 5 hours away lol 💔 #I also don’t know if I can save that much up that fast #I haven’t been able to save much money bc I keep having to loan family money 😰 #realistically if I want this car it’ll probably be more like. Octoberish when I’m able to save up enough #I also have to consider insurance which is a big pain #my vans insurance was cheap bc it was as old as I am lmao!! cannot imagine this one will be that cheap but idk my credit is also better now #but considering the car is from 2009 or 10 depending on the one I go with I can’t imagine it being over 100/mo surely. like. that would #be bonkers #I wanted a small truck but they’re hard to find and I wanted an rv deep in my heart too. but they r so expensive 🤧 #one day one day one day 🙏😔 #actually the specific truck I did have my eye on is fucking ILLEGAL WHERE I LIVE SO. HUGE bummer #it’s supposedly not safe but I think big gas is probably just pressed bc it’s cute and tiny and is not a gas guzzler. tbqh. #anyway I’m putting it into the universe rn: by the end of the year she (cute tiny car) will be mine #sanchoyorambles

[lizardsaredinosaurs]

Lake Sturgeon (Acipenser fulvescens)

Lakes & waterways from the Mississippi River to Hudson Bay

Threats: overfishing, invasive species, pollution

Important in Menominee and Anishinaabe cultures

#dinosaur fish #can live up to 100 years and over 7 feet long #lake sturgeon #Acipenser fulvescens #great lakes #fish art #fish #freshwater fish #sturgeon #usa #canada #north america

[todayisafridaynight]

theres no better place for my ichi ringtone to go off than during my exam tbh

#snap chats #i DO NOT want to talk about my exam <- is gonna talk about it #i get bad physiological reactions to tests itd be hilarious if it wasnt annoying #i hate taking tests cause ill know the answers 100% but then i go to take the official test and i 👁️👁️ i forget literally everything #LIKE AS IM FILLING IN THE ANSWERS I KNOW ITS WRONG BUT MY BRAIN JUTS REFUSES TO PUT THE RIGHT ONE #I REMEMBER THE INFO I JUST CANT PUT THEM IN THE RIGHT SPOTS I GET SO NERVOUS AND FOR WHAT i hate tests. #theres nothing i can do tests have been my bane for years and ill just have to live with my educators thinking im stupid <- i am #anyway. during my exam yeah. quiet-ass room and then you hear my dork-ass ringtone go off like HELP I WAS JUST 👁️👁️ #now the whole classroom knows youre a dweeb. jk no one at my school knows rgg its fine #anyway im upset and im fighting every demon telling me to go to the bar and get a drink #NO. BAD SNAP. BAD COPING MECHANISM. YOU ALSO HAVE NO MONEY ENOUGH #i have my last class of the day in twenty minutes i wanna curl up in a ball instead but thats not how life works now is it so BYE #wait can i talk bout my morning cause it was goofy #i called up my doc to get my DRUGS refilled and she was lookin over my doc like #'my man you have too much testosterone' My Sister In Christ No The Fuck I Don't LMAO if i hear one more 'sorry ma'am' i just might lose it #funny world innit.. ok my class starting soon thats all i wanted to share LMAO BYE

[captain-crowfish]

They say to never trust how you feel about your life after 9PM but it's always before 9PM somewhere. Anyway I think I might be a therian

#don't take this post 100% seriously I've been sick and #crying my eyes out to “no more birthdays” associating the song with trying to relive a childhood that isn't mine (childhood trauuuumaaaaaa) #that's a big problem I have #deep down I always think someday I'm gonna wake up and I will have been born a few years earlier- #so I can be an “appropriate” age to experience all my favorite media as it releases and interact accordingly #i always think- if that were the case I could have avoided my traumatic years and grown up much happier #don't get me wrong- I'm happy right now- you'd be hard pressed to find me on a day I'm not #but there's some existentialism that comes with wanting to magically wake up a different age- in the past- in a different life #I want to have lived any life but mine #and I just keep waiting for it to feel better again #it never does #crowfish crap #that therian part is definitely coinciding with autism and gender non conformity #when I picture myself I immediately picture my fursona- not a human who (at the moment) appears feminine #i hardly know anything about the subculture itself however #blathering #its true btw don't trust how you feel about your life at night time

[warlordfelwinter]

i started rambling in the tags of that last post and then just decided to make my own post about it but thinking about rain's "childhood" fucks me up especially in light of him being like. not mortal at all. brought into being in some fucked up god blood ritual in a temple, presumably raised there until he could like. walk and then tossed onto the streets to fend for himself until he was old enough to come back home

like the heal memory shows he's had the urge probably since he could think and started acting on it pretty young. probably started younger than that and just not with people

but like. given he had like no good formative influences and no mortal blood to temper bhaal's influence, was he ever sweet? did he ever try to play little games like that with other kids on the street? did he have friends? did he kill them??

i think maybe there was some tiny part of him that wanted to be normal, that wanted to have friends and play games, bhaal's own mortal influence coming back around and being fed by rain watching other kids. but i also think it took him a while to learn to control the urge and i think accidentally killing someone made him take that part of himself and stuff it down as deep as he could inside him so even he couldn't find it. and it only broke back out when orin caved his skull in

#i think it also came up in weird ways when he was busy being evil #he had a fondness for like kitschy adventure novels where the good guy always wins (despite knowing fully that he was the bad guy) #which he would never admit and also lowkey hated himself for enjoying #he's always loved animals #which was his biggest beef with his charge of being the last living soul on the planet or whatever bhaal wanted #like 'killing all the people i'm totally with you there but can i keep dogs around' #he had weirdly crafty hobbies despite how he mocked orin for her art #like he made his own clothes and jewelry (out of pieces of his victims--) #it's a sad about rain morning apparently hello #fel's bg3 #oc: rain #now i'm just thinking about him after the game #fully 130+ years old #just occasionally getting really stoked about some childish thing #and gale 100% indulging it bc he knows rain never had a childhood

[cookinguptales]

buying myself new glasses (the superglue is... barely holding on lmao) and man it is such a tragedy the way you can't get certain frames if your eyes are terrible enough

#i just ended up ordering the exact glasses I already have lmao #but yeah even when I pay extra for the thinnest lenses they're still too thick for a lot of the frames #woe #I wanted the cute blue and green ones... oh well #I have the thinnest lenses you can buy (through... normal glasses stores I guess) #and they're still well over a centimeter thick in the thickest part #I have to shell out for the high-index lenses bc if I don't the lenses would touch my eyeballs haha #so glad I didn't live 100 years ago I'd be fucked #'well have you considered lasik' #did you know certain people don't qualify for surgery because their eyes are too terrible? #:')

[savage-rhi]

🫂😪

#hey I've been on a bit of a hiatus with writing and other projects #answering this cause ive had some anons asking for updates on drabble requests #leaving a toxic job that I endured for a year #getting a new job and new enviornment #finding out I had a whole ass other family I didn't know existed #and trying to keep up with the cost of living has taken a huge toll #on my mental health and wellbeing #to the point where I had to take time off my new job and go on a peer respite #i got back the other day and I'm doing better #but my mental health isn't 100% #and my chronic pain has been fluctuating a lot cause of stress #i know i don't owe anyone details about what i go through #but i like being transparent #and this makes it easier than answering 6-10 anons asking me for an update #i am not sure when im gonna fulfill drabble requests but they'll come when they come #and you can keep sending in stuff i dont mind it at all #just know i gotta take care of me right now #and I'll be slower answering stuff #take care of your mental health and bodies the best you can #im always rooting for ya #and to end on a good note #i got accepted into a masters program for clinical counseling and therapy #only 25 people could get in and somehow i got it #idk how im gonna get financial aid for it but im gonna try #im excited and nervous #i might have more vo stuff coming too idk yet but im trying not to do too much at once #if yall could do me a solid and drop something cool in the comments and let me know how your life is going id love that #especially if you got good news to share #i could use more of that right now #love you guys and here's a hug and a biscuit from me

[theygender]

The funny thing about playing BG3 right after its release is like. Usually with RPGs I obsessively look up the dialogue for every interaction to make sure I choose the Right Thing but since this game just came out those kinds of guides just... don't exist yet. Like sure I can look up general walkthroughs for different quests, but there's not any articles detailing the approval/disapproval rating for every character on each individual dialogue option like there is for, say Dragon Age, so I'm having to actually fuck around and find out for once

#rambling #my urge to research all the dialogue choices before picking anything is bc of the autism im sure #when you live a life where its very difficult for you to know the right thing to say and you often get misinterpreted #its nice to have a break in a fantasy world where you can know exactly how youll be interpreted and be confident you chose Correctly #if these resources already existed for baldurs gate i would 100% be doing the same thing rn #(even tried a few times with no luck lol) #but since they dont... im actually like. playing the rpg as an rpg for once. and im having FUN with it too #figuring out my characters voice from the perspective of what they would say instead of the outcome i want them to get #making choices with the same knowledge they have about the situation instead of acting as some sort of omnipotent puppeteer #its funny that its taken me this long to just. play a game normally ahdjsksk. and really im doing it against my will. but i like it! #this is also the first time ive actually played something right after it came out #usually i end up waiting like months or years after the hype dies down before i get into it bc i just keep putting it off #playing a new game as it comes out without like a librarys worth of wiki articles to reference is an entirely new experience for me lol #who knew it could be fun? #(AN: the answer is Everyone Who Is Normal)

[timeisacephalopod]

Part of being Canadian is how similar we are to the US, and honestly not a single person on earth I think could genuinely pin point the difference between Canadian and American culture but the average Canadian. Americans assume we're the same as them (we aren't), even a bunch of Canadians think we're Americans, especially around voting seasons, and about half our cultural identity is "we're Not American!" but there are some cultural differences and if we all spoke French equally we could have had a language distinction but nooooo. Despite not being America unfortunately such a fuck off massive country right below your teeny tiny ass country (population wise) does result in a cultural avalanche from said fuck off massive country. Especially when you share a language.

The war of 1812 will forever be funny to me though because Americans were like "hmm maybe Canadians would also like to tell the British to fuck off, we will invade to show them!" And Canada was like *burns down the white house* and we've been tentatively chill with each other ever since lmao (even when we probably like. Shouldn't be cool with America but like. We could not risk that implosion politically or otherwise it'd be suicide).

#winters ramblings #apparently americans think they won the war of 1812 and you did not. you did not achieve your goal #and a bit over 100 years later canada would nicely ask sempi to be free and britian decided yeah i guess #you guys did a vimmy ridge in WW1 i guess you can be yourselves #and native people- still unable to vote and would be ineligible for another some 50 years or so- were probably like ??!!!!?!!! #REMOVE these pale faced demons!! and i cant say i blame them for that even if my settler ass does not mind being from here #no fucked up spiders very few fucked up bugs ok seasons amd weather where *I* live anyway #i cant complain too much aint no spiders the size of my head OR fucked up weirdo beez on steroids that look like some feckin #HUNGER GAMES ass shit and not an earth bug. if i lived on either coast though my opinion would be different #especially the east coast FUCK their ocean-y assed winters lake effect is bad enough. the SNOW BELT is bad enough #i cando without that shite too although outwest aint better especially in the praries but still no fucked up bugs so 🤷🏻‍♀️ #anyway i do genuinely believe if youre not canadian you wouldnt even know the difference between America and Canadian culture #OR the difference of history and even CANADIANS dont know our voting system isnt the same #like we dont even have half the shit Americans do like an electoral college and canadians STILL think we need to vote #as if we're in a 2 party system. we arent. arguably were in a 4 party system but 3 if you reasonably dont count Greens #its fuckin weird though because youll see people talk about canada and america interchangeably #and like i cant evenblame em when even some canadians get confused or WORSE actually WANT to be america #usually conservatives who like deepthroating boot #although i do think this is somewhat odd as a phenomenon because America doesn't have ONE culture #what canada is near idential to is NORTHERN Americans like the south is a whole Thing with a textured history #like obviously the north is too but culturally i get that more than what the south has going because you could even argue #the south have MULTIPLE cultures and in the north you could at least argue the coasts are distinct culturally #like they got terms like pacific north west we dont have ANY of that we are an EXTREMELY small rural country #its strange to confise it with America but at the same time like. yeah that makes perfect sense to me. and not all at once lol