#gnome stuff

[blujayonthewing]

if a human asks a gnome when gnomes reach adulthood, they'll probably pin it somewhere between 20 and 40, depending on how they're interpreting the question; if an elf asks, they'll say "oh, we don't"

#speaking of 'getting mad because people don't meaningfully engage with fantasy lifespans' #EVERYONE overlooks the cultural nuance in dnd that elves are /physically/ mature not much later than humans #but are not considered an adult until some self-declared point of maturity usually around the age of 100 #that is. DIFFERENT. than 'a 50 year old elf is basically a literal child' no it ISN'T! it's a CULTURAL RECOGNITION #elves don't think it's possible for humans to mature into a really meaningful adulthood because they literally don't live long enough #'poor things have to settle down and work and marry and have children and die before they can even figure themselves out :/' #gnomes don't subscribe to this because of course they don't it's a cultural viewpoint but also they largely think it's stupid #oh yeah? you're all done growing up after 100 years? nothing left to learn about yourself as a person? #you Become An Adult when you're Wise And Mature which is a single static thing that happens in the first 1/6th of your life? #wow amazing it must be cool to be so enlightened 🙄 #... I need a general worldbuilding musing tag agsjkfdhsj #I guess for now #gnome thoughts #it's almost entirely elf thoughts but that's my only relevant established tag :'D #gnome stuff

[saturdaysky]

we'll be alright, love. we'll make it through, you'll see.

just a doodle of my gnome tav, mayhew, and gale sometime in the long, dark night of the soul that is act 2

line version:

used a photo ref for the general pose. refs are amazing ✌

#lest you think wizards have left my brain THEY HAVE NOT #i just completed the game - sans some epilogue stuff - and i loved it. catered to me and my angst-loving ways #god gale...perfection. he's so interesting. i want to shove him in a locker but he might be my fav gale #expect art #and maybe fic #my art #bg3 #gale dekarios #gale of waterdeep #gale x tav #gnome tav #gnomeposting #mayhew #galehew

[hometoursandotherstuff]

#garden revenge #lawn gnomes #other stuff

[weirdrtvscomments]

#rtvs #im queueing stuff from the gnome commentary but this one was too good to sit on it

[y-rhywbeth2]

Upon reaching the age of majority (15 years)

I knew I wasn't making it up! I admittedly saw that first in a different source that I still can't find, but there it is again: the age of majority in human society on Toril is 15 years old (or around). Welcome to adulthood; if you're of a traditional Calishite family you now have five years to get a decent job, get your own household, get married and give us grandchildren or you're a stain on the family's reputation.

This is presumably why Ulder was too comfortable kicking Wyll out (17 is totally a responsible adult! Never mind that jumping to conclusions and exiling him without hearing his side of the story would've been terrible at any age and is a reflection on Ulder's shitty personality problems...), why Karlach being hired as a body guard as (presumably) a teen isn't seen as overly weird, and 15-ish is also the age at which Sceleritas would announce his presence to Durge - time for your religious indoctrination, my liege!

#there is some bullshit going on in Faerûn on occasion it must be said #Elves: You're an adult after accumulating a lifetime's worth of perspective at 100+ #Gnomes: You're an adult around 40-ish once you've finished exploring the world and yourself as a person #Humans: You're an adult once you've had about a years' worth of puberty; get a fucking job you lazy freeloader #lore stuff #/wyll #/karlach #/durge

[unexpectedbrickattack]

some old sketches i forgot to post here <3

#pizza tower #the noise #noisette #arts #i drew this WEEKS ago #cause i was thinkin of other species stuff at the time of me drawing my little gnome gus #noise is like a tiny little imp to me #im not too sure if i just want him to be a tiny little half imp or actually a tiny imp #noisette is also a little imp shes just here for a good time instead of a mischievous time

[erika-xero]

REPOSTOBER, DAY 25: Tarokka cards (2020)

A set of Tarokka cards I did for Cattibrieanne, TrashOracle, Lab_Bug, ihatemjsface, Alpha_Heart96 and MJ.

#dnd #dungeons and dragons #d&d #d&d art #d&d character #dhampyr #half orc #gnome #paladin #priest #rogue #wizard #tarokka card #tarokka cards #tarokka #TTRPG #TTRPG stuff #repostober

[lesbian-gnome-village]

GLOW WEEK DAY 5: Family/Friends

Today, I bring you fluffy, cheesy comics. Tomorrow, who knows? For real though, I was considering doing an angsty comic about Steven and Connie discussing their parenting anxiety due to neither of them having the best childhoods, but I just couldn't do it to myself after already having kind of a rough week. Either way, I'm pretty happy with how this came out!

#glowweek #connverse #gnome-art #su #shhhhh I know this one is a little late #I got stuff cooking in the background #don't worry about it

[dustbon]

Ok drama aside, Snow maxed the domination of gems and metals and everything mineral-related. Look how cute and expensive that gnome is!!

#it's a diamond gnome #only fine stuff for us thank you goodnight #ts4 #ts4 gameplay #ts4 legacy #ts4 mm #Sims Princess legacy #Snow White gen

[filurig]

sat down and finally gave gullmar some fresh fits that he deserves......

#oc #original character #tomte #folklore #oc: gullmar #origin wise gullmar actually isnt a pinebill tomte (which is what most gnomes around the vätterunda area are) #but he's from the midlands front which contains a mixture of different tomtar from all over the country #(there are more forest tomtar there though just bcs of where its located) #so i tried incorporating a bit of a mixture of tomte vibes in his clothes.. #like curved patterns from harefoots +arrow patterns/colours from oakclaws/pinebills #pareidolia tag #also sorry for just like character design stuff lately ive been artblocked to fawk!!! -.-

[jasonpenni]

oh

#hlage #halflife #half life alyx #wayneradiotv #half life alyx but the gnome is too aware #i hate this blue little fucker #also i dunno how to draw the puzzles in hla #the good stuff

[blujayonthewing]

diggy diggy hole was written by a human, is generally hated by dwarves, and becomes an absolute smash hit among gnomes. a disgruntled dwarf bard, in turn, writes a song about how gnomes have thirty-seven names and silly hats; this also becomes an instant smash hit among gnomes

#'why are you so mad anyway! it's a banger and it's almost entirely complimentary!' 'it's taking the piss >:(' 'yes?? so???' #it is unfair and untrue to say that dwarves have no sense of humor but they DO have a great deal of personal and cultural pride #I mean so do gnomes but for dwarves it tends to manifest as Taking Themselves Seriously #anyway this post brought to you by how many times in the last week I've listened to diggy diggy hole for ???? reasons #aside from that it's a banger #silliness #gnome stuff #worldbuilding

[malk-with-tea]

Aftermath

#sequel to a prev painting of mine! (greenstem) #this is my last painting for painting III :((( i am very sad #i had so much fun painting oc stuff for it #anyways look at my scrimblo there #his name is Hickory #hes a forest/tree gnome #he is a little insane #but what characters of mine are not #ANYWAYS #art #oc #oc art #landscape #analog #descarn #AAVGBHHGGRRRAAAAGHH #RAGGHHHH

[hometoursandotherstuff]

#gnome law #gnomes #other stuff

[unrelatabledude]

fulfilling the prophecy of drawing kaname as marcille and actually making a dungeon meshi au.

#pax art #enstars #himeru #himeruposting #ensemble stars #ensemble stars!! #crazy b #crazy:b #rinne amagi #niki shiina #kohaku oukawa #basics: rinne human niki gnome #kohaku is an experiment #himeru is either a full elf or a half elf but kaname was a full elf #they were both canaries until kaname got turned into a dungeon lord #himeru 'switched' their places and is trying to find a way to fix him #in the mean time has tagged along with rinne and niki #rinne came up with the dungeon food stuff to help feed niki #uuuuhh i dont know do u guys have more ideas #anyways #enjoy #dunmeshi au

[waitineedaname]

Soo excited!!! I wonder what they have in store

SAME AAAAAAAA !!! it could be anything. it could be a single two minute long gag and I would love it. whenever rtvs does something creative, it does something to my fucking brain

#asks #anonymous #there is a special kind of delirious high I get from crazy rtvs streams #stuff like watching the gnome finale live or the spamton sweepstakes #always puts my brain in the fucking microwave #it's great #I'm genuinely so excited to see what they're cooking