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thicc-astronaut · 1 year

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Just wanted to share that people in Radiator Springs apparently do not bury their dead and just leave their bodies to rot and poison the soil

Also that these 5 people from outside of town find it absolutely horrifying which means that this isn’t considered normal even by World of Cars standards

#pixar cars #carsposting #cars fandom #cars movie #Here I go continuing with the Cars horror again

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azurecryofox · 2 years

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My thought process when looking at different cars characters: Part 1/?

Jackson Storm:

Come on Multi... DON'T SIMP (x6)

Frosty Winterbottom:

Baby Vibes... Hold gentle... like hamburger... Petpet the Frosty... Give him loves and affection...

Raoul ÇaRoule:

Same as Jackson Storm, but the number of times I think "DON'T SIMP" has tripled.

Chick Hicks:

Bro whenever I see this mf's face I cringe real hard but somehow I am a 50/50 with him. I'm undecided :/

Cruz Ramirez:

Absolute Dinoco bean... cutie... cool character... I wanna hug her... Trainer turned racer.... Ahhhhh.... AUGGGHHHH... such a bean...

Jeff Gorvette:

Bean... absolutely cute bean... can't get over thinking about this mf... AGHHHHH....

Like or reblog for a part 2!

#multi cannot shut up about cars 🚖#cars fandom #my thoughts #cars 2006 #cars 2 #cars 3 #cars posting on main #carsposting

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turing-tested · 2 years

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What are all the movies/shows/etc in the CEU?

not planes, apparently

#hal can reblog this with the full answer later if he feels like it #birdpost spritebot #carspost bot #cars #planes #idk how he tags this shit

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kemafili · 7 months

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You're carsposting so I feel the need to confess something: when I was 8-9 years old I freaking loved. luigi and guido. so much. that I made a gigantic paper banner that read "LUIGI & GUIDO" with portraits of them on the sides, and I also drew posters of like, guido saving luigi from falling into a cliff or luigi helping guido with his flat tire. and I hung it all up in my parents' bedroom and they were so angry

FUCKING HELP ME can you C9ME out of anonymous and talk to me you seem liek an interesting brain to examine

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gochujangst · 6 months

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Google keeps telling me to buy a Subaru baby girl I don't have my license. It's the carsposting innit

#jang rambles #id like a dodge challenger for rod but. thats. really expensive. and im prolly a shit driver

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blubushie · 1 year

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So I've emerged alive from my trip and I'm never taking that much again because it was a fucking rollercoaster. Here's some highlights (most of this is my best effort at transcription because my writing was practically unintelligible). Also ignore my weird posting times, my laptop is on California time.

I started gunposting to my best mate.

I posted that thing about the implications of the Cars universe.

My best mate woke up and I can't spell wobbegong.

I watched a Wendigoon conspiracy iceberg compilation that blew my mind.

Whatever this was.

I went down then and had some lucidity for a little while. Sent my beta some passages from Chapter 10. We started talking about lambs, and then we discussed ketamine.

I apparently had very bad nausea that I don't remember.

One point I blacked out and woke up without any pants on but I was wearing trunks when I came to. I was not wearing trunks when I took the shrooms. I have no idea when I decided to take off my daks and put trunks on. Apparently I took off my shirt and lounged in bed for a while because I woke up in bed without my shirt on.

I made meself a vegemite sandwich, which I don't remember making or eating but there's a dirty plate in my sink and vegemite stuck in my molars.

I had a dip and did some writing.

I crested again and there's about a half hour there where I blacked out and have no recollection of anything that happened.

I wrote "You're tripping BALLS" four times on my arm in increasingly messy handwriting. I only do this when I have a bad trip so I reckon the trip went south at some point. I have no memory of the bad part of the trip.

I apparently decided to start cleaning my rifle but I stopped halfway through and the bolt was left sitting on the seat at my table.

I went through my search history toward the end of the trip and I apparently blacklisted "ninjago" on Tumblr (also some other tags but that's the funniest one).

Here's my fun Google history.

I think I was looking for corkwood fruit here. Cured corkwood can ease nausea so that's probably it.

Priorities.

This is apparently when I started Carsposting.

More gungoogling.

I couldn't remember "MAS-38" so I looked this up instead. Really narrows it down.

I blame my best mate for getting me back into Warriors.

Started Googling knots.

I was hungry apparently.

Apparently there was a 20-minute gap where I read the comics and I got up to #4.

This happened.

I looked up this and found emojis for my Discord.

I saw a photo of a kangaroo, reblogged it, then when my mutual reblogged it FROM ME I thought it was the first time I was seeing that particular photo.

Told that same mutual this.

I've run out of images to post but I also:

Googled "how many raisins are toxic to a dog" twice. I called them "raisins" instead of "sultanas," also I don't have any sultanas. Apparently I'm more American when I'm high and more Australian when I'm drunk.

Googled "short story about a house with an aifrcan savanna" (It's The Veldt by Ray Bradbury)

Googled "fagot obliterator" 5 different times

Looked up "do irish catholcis pray the rosary" (I was raised Roman Catholic)

Looked up "plants grown in space" 3 different times

Watched this video.

Looked up "australian stock horse working" a million different times

Sent a picture to my best mate of two horses getting married

Looked up "smith and wesson model 10", "is meat low in calories", and "burj khalifa" all within 5 minutes of each other

Looked up "how to write twelve hundred"

Looked up "carbonara"

Looked up "birdshot for home defense" and misspelt "defence," "will birdshot kill someone," and then 2 minutes later "can dogs eat tomatoes"

Looked up "do you need a permit to hunt in texas," looked up "400 divided by 5," and then "let me in meme"

Looked up "110 times 2," "1974 minus 220," "when was superman created," "when was it revealed that superman came from krypton," "origin of superman" on Wikipedia, "what toxin is rattlesnake venom," "hemotoxin," "hemotoxin" on Wikipedia, "neurotoxin," then "neurotoxin" on Wikipedia all within 15 minutes

Looked up "fit man with a paunch" at one point

Looked up "dundil tree," "dundil," "peanut tee," "bush peanut," "kurrajong," and "Brachychiton populneus". I couldn't spell "apples" but I could spell Brachychiton populneus.

Then I started Googling apples.

Started Googling venomous Australian snakes.

Started Googling my own job.

Googled "zooper dooper"

Started wargoogling. "Weapons of the Ottoman Army," "Dardanelles gun," "gallipoli cannons," "trench gun gallipoli," "Periscope rifle," and "trench gun gallipoli" again

Googled "deep fried gherkin" followed by "beach chicken"

Googled "woodward and bernstein watergate guy," then clicked the Wikipedia article "Deep Throat (Watergate)" and I distinctly remember laughing at this for a solid 10 minutes.

Googled "sbk frenhc smg"

Googled tenor saxophones in Sydney

Googled "stevo" and "stevo australia," I don't know anyone named Stevo

Googled "what muscles does thrusting use" and then looked up "glutes muscles"

Googled "deltoids," visited Tumblr for a few minutes, then Googled "muscles of the torso"

Have no idea what the fuck this was supposed to mean.

Apparently my writing was very hard to understand but my best mate said it was fun hearing what was on my mind, to which I replied "i jave mo f8lter and i mist scram" and then requested she put that on my gravestone when I die.

I also said "i dive okt of rjd plane saxton jale sutyle and oand on kakadu and immediatley get eaten ny a corcidle" which I think was supposed to say "I dive out of a plane Saxton Hale style and land in Kakadu and immediately get eaten by a crocodile."

At one point said "I DONT WANT TO DOE AT 43 I LLNE OLD" which I think was supposed to say "I don't want to die at 43, I'll be old."

Then I blacked out for the next two hours and fell asleep at some point.

#🍄

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antiquechainsaw · 1 year

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Every time i dont carspost for a while i feel guilty like “ohhh my new followers dont know im autistic about the cars franchise theyre gonna think im cringe” my me in christ this is the cringe website

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elbowreveal · 2 years

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confession i didn't know we were mutuals for a long time because i never linked this blog to ur mainblog and so for months i was like "wow i have no idea why this blog named twerk-stallion with a lightning mcqueen pfp is interacting with me so much but like cool i guess!" and then i felt very silly when i finally realized it was you all along lmaoo

WHWHEHDJEHEJD LMAO

Yeah I used to use my main for carsposting until I realized having sideblogs was much more organized and worth the effort, just never changed the pfp because I love my boy ❤️

The cars to mcyt pipeline is real. In this essay,

#wait hold on I’ll rb some of my old cars fanart here to make it clear to the new peeps /lh #ask game #reply #anon #ask

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halcarols · 2 years

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Red flag: cars fan (affectionate)

that's a green flag, but sure. you love me too much to unfollow me for carsposting bestie <333

what are my red flags?

#karolinasks #ask games #ren tag

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carspostal · 5 months

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rajeshvaidya · 4 years

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Reposted from @caris_lifee Take the street into style🔥 Follow @caris_lifee @wmotors . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . #superveloce #carbuzz #supercardaily700 #supercarclub #supercarlife #car247 #fastcarsonly #lovecar #carpushinglimits #carspost #fastcarsandfreedom #italiansupercar #worldscoolestcars #flamethrower #supercardaily #dreamwhipz #fasterliving #cybercarstyle #lifegoals #carslife #bugattifans #bugattidivo #bugattilove #bugattiveron #millionairelifestyle #billionaire #luxurylifestyle #carphotography https://www.instagram.com/p/CCObMG3llD1Fb2H_H2TmVyYVyYwja3waMjzrVQ0/?igshid=1m0myeh27va1b

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transgenderer · 3 years

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remembering that the real utility i get out of reading matty g is validation in my centristposting :/

#by which i mean. carsposting or americaposting #i STILL sort of feel like theres something valuable and unique about american culture. obviously it is. deeply deeply flawed and maybe not #worth it #but i no longer feel confident in my ability to express what this valuable unique thing is in ways that will be clear to others

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turing-tested · 4 years

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pft

#carspost bot

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kemafili · 1 year

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thank you for carsposting. watching cars 2 during the christmas holidays is an unoffical tradition for me n my siblings so its cool to see on my dash

AWWW THIS IS SO CUTE ❤️❤️

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alien-bodies · 6 years

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In a moment of embarrassment and introspection I’ve decided to unfollow all those Cars blogs, not because I’m off my bullshit, but because Everyone Else Is Wrong and these are the facts,

#except that person who stans Sarge with a fiery passion matched only by those in the throes of mortal combat #they’re fuckin baller #carsposting

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adamsgotfixations · 3 years

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I’m not sorry for unexpectedly carsposting this is a special interest AND a moodboard blog

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