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Chapter 9
Love and burned pasta
Aaron Hotchner/ David Rossi
This chapter contains sexual content (18+ only) mdni
David rushed into his kitchen, choking on the smoke he lifts the pot of charred pasta from the stove and dumped it unceremoniously in his sink. He turned on the tap flinching slightly at the loud hiss the water makes against the boiling hot pan. He had just thrown open the windows when he heard Aaron enter the kitchen behind him. He turned and took in the sight of Aaron wearing only the silk trousers Dave had picked out for him. Aaron grinned back at him, a light blush coloring his cheeks at Dave's hungry look.
"Quite the dinner I've made for you Hotchner." Dave laughed gesturing to the chaotic state of his once pristine kitchen. "Help yourself to the ashen remains of my pasta or the wine on the floor."
Hotch laughed heartily at his statement before cautiously side stepping the puddle of wine between them and wrapping his arms around him. Dave felt his whole body warm at the open display of affection he never knew he could possess from his long time friend and now lover he supposed. He wrapped his arms around Aaron and covered his neck in soft butterfly kisses that caused the other man to wriggle in his arms out of ticklishness.
"Just hand me a straw and I'll slurp up that floor wine no problem! I bet it's nice and aerated now!" Aaron joked grinning at David cheekily now, Dave couldn't keep the fake glare on for more than a second before he joined Aaron's laughter.
"It's what we deserve I suppose, for skipping straight to desert." Dave winked at Aaron.
"Don't worry Dave, food was the last thing on my mind when I came over tonight." Aaron replied with a wink of his own that caused Rossi to choke on his own tongue.
He really could get used to this flirty side of Aaron he had never anticipated.
"I can tell already that you are going to be the death of me Hotchner."
Instead of a reply he was met with another kiss. This one was slower, a gentle press of lips. Hands exploring bodies more intricately than the hunger they had before. They moved against each other like they knew they had all night and the rest of their lives to drink each other in. This was a different kind of hunger, now they knew the feeling was mutual. It didn't need to be a crashing of teeth and lips and bodies in a great crescendo. Instead it can be explored in waves, allowing them to melt together. To finally be as close as they wanted to be all this time. To breathe the same air and feel their heartbeats quicken in time with one another.
It was when Aaron dropped to his knees that Dave realized he had run to his kitchen fully naked moments before. Aarons mouth hot and wet around him making his head swim and his knees buckle. The man locking eyes with him as he bobbed his head up and down. Dave was mesmerized by the way his cock stretched Aaron's lips the deeper he took the man in. He felt the heat building in the pit of his stomach too soon, Aaron was devilishly good at his craft. Dave tugged on his tufts of hair a warning that he was close but not prepared to finish this way. The wet sound of Aaron's lips leaving him was debauched as they stumbled their way back to the master bedroom.
It was Dave's turn to have Aaron seeing stars as he curled one then two then three fingers against his prostate in a maddening rhythm. Aaron was reduced to a puddle of moans and gasps and begs when Dave couldn't wait any longer. He thrust deep into the other man's volcanic heat and swore he could have come immediately from the intensity of the act itself. He paused Aaron cradling his head against his chest murmuring curses into his sweaty hair that quickly turned to breathy moans when Dave finally moved inside him. The pace started as gentle as the feather light kisses had before he lost what was left of his sanity in the other man's embrace. His thrusts became frantic and fast before they reached a fever pitch and tumbled together in ecstasy, collapsing in a heap.
The rest of the night was filled with their laughter and teasing mixed with reverent exploration of each other. Eventually they fell asleep in each other's arms Dave lulled by the steady beating of his partner's heart. They woke up tired and hungry but at peace for the first time in a long while.
Aaron was absentmindedly running a finger through the hair of Dave's chest enjoying the swirling pattern he could make in the hairs when Dave's phone rang.
"Hello my wonderful love bugs!" Came Garcia's cheery voice. "I see from Bossman's phone location that he never went home last night..."
Dave could practically hear the waggling of Penelope's eyebrows through the phone. Aaron snorted a laugh from beside him, sitting up and letting out a long yawn.
"You know I don't kiss and tell Penelope."
Dave had to quickly move the phone from his ear as Penelope's excited shrieks threatened to deafen him.
"I KNEW IT! I KNEW IT I KNEW IT I KNEW IT! You guys were made for each other! I am so happy for you both! We are bringing some breakfast supplies so be decent when we arrive!"
"Who's we Garcia?" Dave tried to ask even as Garcia hung up the phone.
"Sounds like we are having an impromptu team meeting." Aaron laughed while rolling out of bed. "And I don't have any clothes that aren't covered in wine."
Aaron now stood nude beside the bed, hands on hips and looking distraught at his predicament. Dave had to laugh a little he looked very cute, all grumpy eyed while completely naked.
"I think you looked great in the silk trousers." Dave joked causing Aaron to reach over and throw one of his over-stuffed feather pillows at his head.
"There is absolutely no way I am having breakfast with the team in those silk trousers!"
"Your birthday suit is always an option." The next pillow made contact with his face but didn't stop him from laughing. "Okay princess let's find you something nice to wear."
"You're lucky you're pretty Agent Rossi."
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my 2018 reading list/challenge:
beneath the cut it’s long
(these are all options in each section; i won’t read every book in each section. if anyone has recs for which book i should read tho that would be appreciated!!)
a book made into a movie you’ve already seen
Jurassic Park by Michael Crichton
Gone Girl by Gillian Flynn
The Princess Bride by William Goldman
Water for Elephants by Sara Gruen
Misery by Stephen King
Holes by Lois Sachar
The Lovely Bones by Alice Sebold
true crime
No Place Safe by Kim Reid
The 57 Bus by Dashka Slater
the next book in a series you started
The Restaurant at the End of the Universe by Douglas Adams
Bitterblue by Kristin Cashore
Twenty Years After by Alexandre Dumas
Fearless by Cornelia Funke
Among the Free by Margaret Peterson Haddix
Gathering Blue by Lois Lowry
Through the Ever Night by Veronica Rossi
UnSouled by Neal Shusterman
a book involving a heist
White Cat by Holly Black
American Gods by Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett
nordic noir
October is the Coldest Month by Christoffer Carlsson
a novel based on a real person
Crank by Ellen Hopkins
The Diary of a Young Girl by Anne Frank
a book set in a country that fascinates you
Ogniem i Mieczem by Henryk Sienkiewicz
The Last Wish by Andrzej Sapkowski
a book with the time of day in the title
Dawn by Octavia E. Butler
Princess of the Midnight Ball by Jessica Day George
The Midnight Robber by Nalo Hopkinson
a book about a villain or antihero
Battle Royale by Koushun Takami
Feast of Souls by C.S. Friedman
a book about death or grief
The Way We Fall by Megan Crewe
Sanctum by Sarah Fine
The Everafter by Amy Huntley
Ferryman by Claire McFall
Beauty of the Broken by Tawni Waters
a book with a female author who uses a male pseudonym
Ship of Magic by Robin Hobb
Fool’s Errand by Robin Hobb
Her Smoke Rose Up Forever by James Tiptree
a book with an LGBT protagonist
Aristotle and Dante Discover the Secrets of the Universe by Benjamin Alire Saenz
Simon Vs. the Homo Sapiens Agenda by Becky Albertalli
Carry On by Rainbow Rowell
Shadowshaper by Daniel Jose Older
a book that is also a stage play or musical
Matilda by Roald Dahl
Old Possum’s Book of Practical Cats by T.S. Elliot
a book by an author of a different ethnicity than you
Dawn by Octavia E. Butler (Black)
Fledgeling by Octavia E. Butler (Black)
Parable of the Sower by Octavia E. Butler (Black)
Wild Seed by Octavia E. Butler (Black)
The Grace of Kings by Ken Liu (Chinese-American)
Shadowshaper by Daniel Jose Older (Afro-Latino)
A Tale for the Time Being by Ruth Ozeki (Japanese-American)
Aristotle and Dante Discover the Secrets of the Universe by Benjamin Alaire Saenz (Latino)
More Happy Than Not by Adam Silvera (Latino)
The Education of Margot Sanchez by Lilliam Silvera (Latina)
The Hate U Give by Angie Thomas (Black)
a book about feminism
Embroideries by Marjane Satrapi
a book about mental health
Wishful Drinking by Carrie Fisher
a book you borrowed or that was given to you as a gift
Accessible Gardening for People with Disabilities: A Guide to Methods, Tools, and Plants by Janeen R. Adil
Women of Valor: Polish Resisters to the Third Reich by Joanne D. Gilbert
Tarot: Plain and Simple by Anthony Louis
Fairest by Marissa Meyer
Poles in Wisconsin by Susan Gibson Mikos
Musicophilia: Tales of Music and the Brain by Oliver Sacks
a book by two authors:
Good Omens by Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett
Welcome to Night Vale by Joseph Fink and Jeffrey Cranor
a book about or involving a sport
Wing Jones by Katherine Webber
Openly Straight by Bill Koningsberg
Finding the Edge: My Life on the Ice by Karen Chen
a book by a local author
The Girl who Drank the Moon by Kelly Barnhill
Breadcrumbs by Anne Ursu
a book with your favorite color in the title
The Red Chamber by Pauline A. Chen
Redheart by Jackie Gamber
Silvered by Tanya Huff
Green by Jay Larke
Red Branch by Morgan Llywelyn
Iron Hearted Violet by Kelly Barnhill
Scarlet by A.C. Gaughen
Gathering Blue by Lois Lowry
After the Red Rain by Barry Lyga
The Golden Day by Ursula Dubosarsky
The Golden Mare, the Firebird, and the Magic Ring by Ruth Sanderson
Brown Girl Dreaming by Jacqueline Woodson
a book with alliteration in the title
Rain Reign by Ann M. Martin
Tiger Burning Bright by Marion Zimmer Bradley
A Study in Scarlet by Arthur Conan Doyle
Pawn of Prophecy by David Eddings
Flesh and Fire by Laura Anne Gilman
Stray Souls by Kate Griffin
Fox Forever by Mary E. Pearson
Krik? Krak! by Edwidge Danticat
a book about time travel
Life After Life by Kate Atkinson
Spin by Robert Charles Wilson
The False Princess by Ellis O’Neal
Passenger by Alexandra Bracken
Dreamhunter by Elizabeth Knox
a book with a weather element in the title
The Mists of Avalon by Marion Zimmer Bradley
Snow Country by Yasunari Kawabata
The Way to Rainy Mountain by N. Scott Momaday
Boy, Snow, Bird by Helen Oyeyemi
Storm Glass by Maria V. Snyder
Snow Crash by Neal Stephenson
Frostfire by Amanda Hocking
Stitching Snow by R.C. Lewis
After the Red Rain by Barry Lyga
Rain Reign by Ann M. Martin
The Prince of Mist by Carlos Ruiz Zafon
a book set at sea
Ship of Magic by Robin Hobb
Above World by Jenn Reese
a book with an animal in the title
The Clan of the Cave Bear by Jean M. Auel
The Last Unicorn by Peter S. Beagle
Tiger Burning Bright by Marion Zimmer Bradley
The Lions of Al-Rasson by Guy Gavriel Kay
The Shark God by Charles Montgomery
Raven Girl by Audrey Niffenegger
Boy, Snow, Bird by Helen Oyeyemi
The Bees by Laline Paull
Reindeer Moon by Elizabeth Marshall Thomas
Where Late the Sweet Birds Sang by Kate Wilhelm
Dov Arising by Karen Bao
White Cat by Holly Black
Cuckoo Song by Frances Hardinge
Island of the Blue Dolphins by Scott O’Dell
The Golden Mare, the Firebird, and the Magic Ring by Ruth Sanderson
Ferrets (Barron’s Complete Pet Owner’s Manuals) by E. Lynn Fox Morton
The Ferret: An Owner’s Guide to a Happy Healthy Pet by Mary R. Shefferman
Black Canary #1 by Brennden Fletcher
Lumberjanes, Vol.1: Beware the Kitten Holy by Noelle Stevenson
a book set on a different planet
Luna: New Moon by Ian McDonald
Coyote by Alan Steele
Glow by Amy Kathleen Ryan
Salvage by Alexandra Duncan
Dove Arising by Karen Bao
Stitching Snow by R.C. Lewis
a book with song lyrics in the title
Don’t Turn Around by Michelle Gagnon
All These Things I’ve Done by Gabrielle Zevin
Yesterday by C.K. Kelly Martin
a book about or set on Halloween
The Halloween Tree by Ray Bradbury
a book with characters who are twins
Nightfall by Jake Halpern
Affinity by Sarah Waters
a book mentioned in another book
The Left Hand of Darkness by Ursula K. LeGuin
The Last of the Wine by Mary Renault
Little Dorrit by Charles Dickens
The Song of Achilles by Madeline Miller
The Price of Salt by Patricia Highsmith
a book from a celebrity book club
Oryx and Crake by Margaret Atwood
The Blade Itself by Joe Abercrombie
Tigana by Guy Gavriel Kay
He, She, and It by Marge Piercy
Tipping the Velvet by Sarah Waters
The Lions of Al-Rassan by Guy Gavriel Kay
The Hundred Thousand Kingdoms by N.K. Jemisin
Daughter of the Forest by Juliet Marillier
Grave Mercy by Robin LaFevers
a childhood classic you’ve never read
The Last Unicorn by Peter S. Beagle
Winter of Fire by Sherryl Jordan
a book that’s published in 2018
Unearthed by Amie Kaufman
Children of Blood and Bone by Tomi Adeyemi
The Hazel Wood by Melissa Albert
These Rebel Waves by Sara Raasch
Reign of the Fallen by Sara Glenn Marsh
The Apocalypse Guard by Brandon Sanderson
The Diminished by Kaitlyn Sage Patterson
Sea Witch by Sarah Henning
Hullmetal Girls by Emily Skrutskie
Witchmark by C.L. Polk
Inkmistress by Audrey Coulthurst
The Prince and the Dressmaker by Jen Wang
Hurricane Child by Kheryn Callender
Blackfish City by Sam J. Miller
a past Goodreads Choice Awards winner
The Book of Life by Deborah Harkness
The Hate U Give by Angie Thomas
Red Queen by Victoria Aveyard
A Work in Progress by Connor Franta
a book set in the decade you were born
The Miseducation of Cameron post by Emily M. Danforth
A Map of Home by Randa Jarrar
a book you meant to read in 2017 but didn’t get to
Carry On by Rainbow Rowell
Carmilla by Joseph Sheridan LeFanu
Poison Study by Maria V. Snyder
Ready Player One by Ernest Cline
a book with an ugly cover
Poison by Chris Wooding
Starters by Lissa Price
a book that involves a bookstore or library
The Library at Mount Char by Scott Hawkins
The Book of Lost Things by John Connolly
Good Omens by Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman
your favorite prompt from the 2015, 2016, or 2017 reading challenges
Explorer: The Mystery Boxes by Kazu Kibuishi
Watchmen by Alan Moore
Lumberjanes, Vol.1: Beware the Kitten Holy by Noelle Stevenson
Habibi by Craig Thompson
Hark! A Vagrant by Kate Beaton
The Three-Body Problem by Liu Cixin
Fearless by Cornelia Funke
Swallows of Kabul by Yasmina Khadra
The Boy at the End of the World by Greg Van Eekhout
Where the Mountain Meets the Moon by Grace Lin
Advanced:
a bestseller from the year you graduated high school
Water for Elephants by Sara Gruen
Dewey: the Small-town Library Cat who Touched the World by Vicki Myron
a cyberpunk book
Snow Crash by Neil Stephenson
Ready Player One by Ernest Cline
Vurt by Jeff Noon
Moxyland by Lauren Beukes
Beggars in Spain by Nancy Kress
a book that was being read by a stranger in a public place
lol i don’t like ... even go to public places; if anyone’s reading this do u wanna help me out
a book tied to your ancestry
Polish Roots by Rosemary A. Chorzempa
Women of Valor: Polish Resisters to the Third Reich by Joanne D. Gilbert
Poles in Wisconsin by Susan Gibson Mikos
a book with a fruit or vegetable in the title
Oranges are Not the Only Fruit by Jeanette Winterson
an allegory
Midnight’s Children by Salman Rushdie
Chronicle of a Death Foretold by Gabriel Carcia Marquez
Bone Gap by Laura Ruby
a book by an author with the same first or last name as you
A Dirty Rose by Nannah Marnie-Claire
[censored] sorry
a microhistory
Follow the Rabbit-Proof Fence by Dorris Pilkington
Earth Then and Now: Amazing Images of our Changing World by Fred Pearce
Straight: The Surprisingly Short History of Heterosexualty by Hanne Blank
a book about a problem facing society today
Stranger in a Strange Land by Robert A. Heinlein
The Hate U Give by Angie Thomas
More Happy Than Not by Adam Silvera
UnDivided by Neal Shusterman
a book recommended by someone else taking the reading challenge
anyone wanna help me out???
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Salty asks: 1, 2, 4, 5, 22. Like I lowkey want to say "all of them", but I'm not Kait, so I can restrain myself.
What OTPs in your fandom(s) do you just not get?
The big one is – obviously – L*cas x P*yton. It genuinely makes no sense to me and I’m convinced that the people who ship them watched One Tree Hill with their eyes closed and with noise canceling headphones on. The second one is D*mon x Elena which I feel similarly about. It just….baffles me I’m baffled by it.
Also I would like to take this opportunity to say that while I understand why people ship Piper x Leo they were boring as fuck y’all. Chock full of endless, exhausting drama and somehow still just…boring. Seasons 1-2 were good for them and then it was swiftly downhill and!!! boring!!!
(See also T*d x Robin like….we all watched How I Met Your Mother right?? with our eyes and ears?? I just gotta check because sometimes I wonder)
Are there any popular fandom OTPs you only BroTP?
Not “popular” per se, but I think the Veronica Mars fandom has the most random pairings that I’m just not…here for. I can’t say this enough or with enough emphasis but for the love of good romantic Weevil x Veronica?? No thanks!! Absolutely fucking not!!!*
*Again, unless Logan is between them. Then it works because Logan Echolls is there. But if he’s not there don’t let Weevil touch her!! She’s not into it.
Do you have a NoTP in your fandom? Are they a popular OTP?
BOY DO I EVER. Again, L*cas x P*yton and D*mon x Elena and yes, unfortunately, they are both popular otps. There’s other couples I don’t like but these two (esp. LP) are the big ones. I hate them.
Recently, St*les x Lydia also became an unfortunate canon thing which like…unless they break up** I’m not gonna bother finishing s5 or s6 there will be no point.
** Or unless Isaac or Kira or Jackson or ALLISON IN MY DREAMS OR ERICA OR BOYD or Derek or Danny!!! comes back like…I’d die for them. For all of them. And Scott. And the parents. My dream team. I love those characters.
Has fandom ever ruined a pairing for you?
YES. Fandom can be magical and shit but other times it needs to do me a favor and shove 60,000 tube socks in it.
Ruined is the wrong term but it did make me appreciate other couples infinitely more like half out of spite and half because those couples were in love too, fuckers.
Popular character you hate?
Willow Rosenberg, Xander Harris in whichever corners of the internet haven’t seen the light about how shitty he is yet, I don’t hate Leo Wyatt but I don’t like him either and he wasted my time and deserved to die and stay dead, I also have incredibly complicated Peyton Sawyer feelings but , Liam Dunbar who everyone in the Teen Wolf fandom seems to think is so precious and blah blah blah like that kid offered nothing and robbed Kira and Malia of screentime fuck him, I also don’t enjoy Stiles Stilinksi like I don’t hate him but the show sucks his dick so much and so does the fandom and it’s just?? where?? I don’t see it, (see also: Lydia Martin but it’s complicated~ mostly her storylines have just never been interesting nor have they made sense and she’s dating Stiles now so goodbye), fucking Tim McGee, David Rossi, D*mon Salvatore, Matt Donovan, L*cas Scott, God I just watched Twin Peaks and: Leo, James Hurley, Julie, Catherine, etc., lowkey Richard Gilmore, WALTER WHITE, Hank Voight & Olisnky from CPD, & many more***
***This steered away from “popular characters” and became any character I could think of but the big ones are Willow, Xander, Peyton a little it’s so complicated because I love her but would hit her with a brick but in a mean way, and then the Teen Wolf chars I mentioned (Liam, Stiles, Lydia– in that order). Also D*mon. Fuck him he deserved to die and I’m pressed forever.
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