#charleston shoe thieves

[rollinkunz]

A bunch of Blaseball fan art that I won’t have another reason to post ever, probably! But that I’m still proud of. Above is The Anchor at Sunken Charleston, home of the now-and-forever-champions Charleston Shoe Thieves (Our Kicks!)

Blood Hamburger, lovable meat-man and occasionally excellent player. He and the rest of these character portraits were cursed after fighting the peanut god at the end of season 09. If I remember correctly. 

Esme Ramsey was twice-cursed, once by the Peanut and again with a zillion ghosts. The Haunted ability was meant to be an interesting buff (I think) but basically mostly made Esme into a carousel of beloved-but-useless dead players. Both Esme and Blood made it into print in an actual Charleston newspaper at one point, which is fucking bananas. 

Richardson Games won a cool grappling hook in a raffle and proceeded to turn into the entirety of the Shoe Thieves’ defense for several seasons. Good at stealing, too. An absolute legend, but a sleeper star player as far as most of the league was concerned. 

Velasquez earned the nickname “Twofer” because she had a weird stat roll that made her hit a lot of doubles. I imagined her as a pair of mischievous imps, once Cursed.

And finally, we have Sneaker Pete, “lovable” Shoe Thieves mascot. The top color scheme was printed as a shirt (which I own and love); the bottom one is like a 90s Chester Cheeto-style version. 

#blaseball #charleston shoe thieves

[crabmoney3]

Hey blaseball folks so you may know that I am currently working on the script for Blaseball the Musical 2 (A Tillman Henderson Musical)

What you may NOT know is we are currently looking for a director for casting and scene direction! Email [email protected] to inquire, or DM them on discord at wretchstar !

#blaseball #blaseball the musical #tillman henderson #baltimore crabs #charleston shoe thieves

[library-whale]

Probably should've made this post sooner, but for a little more than a year now I've been working on Blaseball team fandragons! (I was gonna send them to all the sidecords, but the Breath Mints no longer have theirs...)

In order: Charleston Shoe Thieves - Ridgeback, Male Pose | Yellow Pinstripe/Lemon Noxtide/Caribbean Underbelly/Lightning Bright Moab Hellmouth Sunbeams - Aberration, Female Pose | Flaxen Diamond/Yellow Weaver/White Fangs/Light Multi-Gaze Kansas City Breath Mints - Obelisk, Female Pose | Spearmint Pinstripe/Jade Breakup/White Underbelly/Nature Glowing LA Unlimited Tacos - Spiral, Male Pose | Amethyst Boulder/Banana Patchwork/Black Underbelly/Arcane Bright (i wish there were a better gene for the team colors than patchwork lol) Alaskan Immortals - Gaoler, Male Pose | Lapis Shaggy/Ultramarine Flair/Gold Sparkle/Ice Uncommon

(I have one more Pre-History I dragon, but I'm waiting until I get another team to post it.)

#flight rising #blaseball #scopophobia #(for the sunbeams. that's a lotta eyes! #lmk if i need to tag body horror as well) #charleston shoe thieves #hellmouth sunbeams #kansas city breath mints #la unlimited tacos #alaskan immortals

[blaseballzinejam]

we're SO back @blaseball

#blaseball #blaseball zine jam #atlantis georgias #ohio worms #core mechanics #baltimore crabs #kansas city breath mints #dallas steaks #seattle garages #miami dale #boston flowers #hellmouth sunbeams #san francisco lovers #tokyo lift #mexico city wild wings #hades tigers #charleston shoe thieves #houston spies #philly pies #breckenridge jazz hands #new york millennials #canada moist talkers #hawaii fridays #yellowstone magic #la unlimited tacos #chicago firefighters

[thehallstara]

photometry, or the extinction of a star and that which it kills

Act Two: Core Collapse

(11k words, a year in the making. cws for canon-typical violence, death, grief/mourning, drowning, swears, and minor substance use.)

#s.txt #blaseball #stara makes stuff #Bright Zimmerman #charleston shoe thieves #not gonna tag the rest that's too much work #we all know blb is dead and this'll probably flop but i've been working on this chapter since literally april 2022 #so please give it some love if you can lmao #finished just in time for zine jam lmao

[salthien]

🎵 GOOD MORNING, WELCOME TO THE WORLD, SUNSHINE!

welcome back to the land of the living, derrick krueger! it’s been awhile, huh?

derrick interp by marn @charaznablescanontoyota who won the blaseball blorbo lottery today. lyrics from GOOD MORNING SUNSHINE by The Narcissist Cookbook.

#blaseball #derrick krueger #charleston shoe thieves #seattle garages #<---- i can tag them that's where he started. ok #lorne art

[hifrifrimetime]

missing the mild low gang on this fridaytines day

#blaseball #hawaii fridays #kansas city breath mints #canada moist talkers #charleston shoe thieves #baltimore crabs #yellowstone magic #valentines day cards #kiss kiss for gay baby jail

[orbleglorb]

i would absolutely love to see ur interp of hotbox sato <:]

it was my first favorite player and still held in very high regard to my blaseball experience. if i could have bought a jersey with a specific player name on it it wouldve been hotbox sato :3

!!!! hotbox sato was also one of my favs from the shoe thieves!! i miss them sm

day 1 of drawing blaseball players for every day(ish) of october -- hotbox sato

ID: a drawing of hotbox sato from blaseball. they are a cloud of black smoke that is in the vague shape of a human with long hair. they have white eyes and they are wearing a shoe thieves jersey and hat. they are holding up a brown shoe between their forefinger and thumb. they only have this one arm at the moment; the other sleeve is flat and empty. /end ID

#hope the id makes sense #i am so sleepy #when am i not tbh #blaseball #charleston shoe thieves #hotbox sato #orble art #blasetober

[lycanthian]

always a thief.

#blaseball #charleston shoe thieves #shoe thieves

[idonthaveanyurlideas]

squad moments. theyre helping fish beat a candy crush level.

[Image ID: A digital drawing showing Ankle Halifax, Jammy Decksetter, Penelope Berkowitz and Kaj Statter Jr. crowded around Fish Summer. Fish Summer is a shark-person lying on their stomach on a bed and focusing intently on a phone. Ankle Halifax is an older Indian person with long dark brown hair that is going grey at parts with a bindi and wearing gold earrings and nose rin, half-crouching on the bed with the other leg hanging off and pointing at the phone. Jammy Decksetter is a Filipino person  with long dark brown hair tied back in a low ponytail sitting at the foot of the bed also pointing at the phone. Kaj Statter Jr. is a far Māori and Indian person with short curly green and purple hair and glasses leaning against the bed and sitting on the floor. Penelope Berkowitz is a fair-skinned Jewish person with short curly brown hair and freckles leaning on the bed behind the others and gaping at the phone. They are all dressed in Shoe Thieves uniforms. /end ID]

#my art #blaseball #charleston shoe thieves #ankle halifax #fish summer #kaj statter jr #penelope berkowitz #jammy decksetter

[manderleydesign]

Vela is the character I've drawn the most. I hope to draw her again one day. 

#Blaseball #charleston shoe thieves #hades tigers #csp #velasquez alstott

[ditto-not-on-discord]

RIV Inky Rutledge

Inky Rutledge was a player on the Yellowstone Magic when the first return happened in 2020. They found the 2-blood Blagonball after throwing the first-ever blaseball no hitter on Day 7 of Season 7 of beta. They were later a player on the Tokyo Lift and the Charleston Shoe Thieves. They fell back onto the Magic during Fall Ball, and were the inspiration for The Monitor's nickname, "Binky" (Big Inky).

They were a part of history. Duncan Phantom... you have a lot to live up too and I know it will be hard to, but I believe in you.

If Inky were stilll here, they would believe in you too.

#blaseball #inky rutledge #riv #season 2 #official review #yellowstone magic #pulse reporter #tokyo lift #charleston shoe thieves #season 7 #blagonball #duncan phantom #the monitor #binky

[viciathief]

blaseball truly back :)

#blaseball #charleston shoe thieves #simon haley #pudge nakamoto #oliver loofah #canada moist talkers #philly pies #left to right its pudge olive and simon :) #first time i drew since fucking september wild

[shootingst4rpress]

🌠 strange overtones / in the music that you’re making 🌠

stu trololol in yellowstone magic colours to honour her good playing in NEW season 1 :) flowers are mountain sorrel and silvery lupine, native to yellowstone

(my commissions are open!)

#blaseball #internet league blaseball #yellowstone magic #charleston shoe thieves #stu trololol #digital art #artists on tumblr #commissions open #ellis’s art #my art

[blaseballzinejam]

The Blaseball Zine Jam has BEGUN! Come join us in celebrating the love of Blaseball through creating things!! Open from July 23 to September 3! Check our blog for our carrd to view the itch. io page, join our discord server, and learn more!

#blaseball #blaseball zine jam #chicago firefighters #hawaii fridays #hellmouth sunbeams #mexico city wild wings #miami dale #philly pies #san francisco lovers #dallas steaks #houston spies #ohio worms #atlantis georgias #new york millennials #hades tigers #core mechanics #baltimore crabs #charleston shoe thieves #boston flowers #canada moist talkers #breckenridge jazz hands #seattle garages #kansas city breath mints #yellowstone magic #la unlimited tacos #tokyo lift #zines

[kurukanro]

The last two falls to the Shoe Thieves!

#art #blaseball #kaj satter jr. #washer barajas #AND with these two I've done the whole new thief roster! #Set complete! #blaseball fall ball #charleston shoe thieves