Might add a fic to my work on when I finish other stuff pile because
Roy/Jamie/Keeley amnesia fic where Jamie’s brain gets injured and he loses a solid chunk of his memory and
He doesn’t remember the Keeley break up and doesn’t realize he’s not dating her still at first
Keeley finds that out after she goes to see him and he kisses her and she’s internally like oh god I’m going to have to tell Roy about this and he’s going to murder him even though he has a pretty solid reason for it
Jamie also doesn’t remember playing with Roy or them hating each other
Roy is PISSED at Jamie over the kiss
Roy also takes it personally that apparently Jamie doesn’t remember their rivalry and now he’s just one-sided hating a man that suffered a brain injury and looking like a dick while Keeley clearly feels bad for him
So Roy goes along with Keeley when she goes to visit him again to try to prove to himself that Jamie’s just as much of a prick memory loss or not to justify his still shit talking him and to revive their rivalry and restore the natural order of things and make sure Jamie doesn’t make a move on Keeley
But instead Jamie’s in awe that Roy Kent is visiting him and when he finds out they’re together he turns to Keeley like yeah well I get why you broke up with me if you’re dating Roy fucking Kent now
And Roy has no fucking idea what to do with that and when they leave, he insists that Jamie’s playing mind games with him and who knows if he even really forgot as much as he claims or had memory loss at all or if he’s just fucking with him and Keeley’s like babe calm the fuck down, he’s not faking amnesia to spite you and Roy’s like are you sure though
And Roy has all the time in the world now that he’s retired to hyper focus on proving that Jamie’s still just as much of a prick and just faking being semi tolerable and he visits Jamie a totally normal sane amount of times for a man that hates his fucking guts but now his plan’s backfiring because instead of hating Jamie and proving himself right, Jamie’s becoming genuinely tolerable and he’s starting to actually give a fuck about his health and well-being and now Roy and Keeley are the only people outside of Georgie and Simon that regularly spend time with Jamie because this started in his everyone hates him era
if anyone can get that moment during arriba when everyone was pouring up the shots but jongho was still singing and THE LOOK™ on sannies face 🥹, it will be a blessing from above
2010s roger would have a folder full of literally hundreds of this kind of image on his desktop and email them to people when fancy takes him i know he would
Ooo I love your s5 scenario! Now what do you picture for Brio in that scenario? Like what would you like to see for Rio/ Brio if there was a s5?
Thank you! 😊
So in that dreamy🐢 s5 scenario, I think Beth's loneliness would be a Blatant Theme, and there'd be plenty of scope for Beth & (nickless mickless) rio 🥃bonding. I would like rio engaging with the fact that he's terrible at his job/decision making generally, & appreciative of the fact that he's conned beth into wanting to be the boss/doing more of the work 😂
I'd also LOVE a Beth/murder storyline -- either of boomer, or a weasly echo of him, and particularly Beth being pretty unbothered in the aftermath, and rio being like 😲oh no how was I to know there'd be consequences for creating a monster 😂😂😂
I don't have too many complaints about Beth & rio's canon ending (other than they should have been boozing on that bench 🤺), and I like how open ended it was. I think we wouldn't have got/ten that, nor Beth & Dean coming to a divorce conclusion together, were it not the series finale, so it's kinda hard for me to conceptualise that much of a genuinely canonish ~s5 storyline for them, bc I don't think canon would have left them at that point were it not the end♻️
But in my happily ever after where Ruby, Annie, rhea, Nancy etc run off to start their nevada commune, I guess beth & rio would be even lonelier and whinier as basically the only ppl left in town🙊🥃
Oh this is Heavy it's not his fault for dying Lila it's not! I take it rn to mean Tula doesn't yell and so this was A Lot for them but Geoffrey it sounds like was complicated but he certainly didn't do anything Wrong by dying
Brad told me that I’d be thrown out if I threw chicken nuggets to you on stage.. What a fun sponge. I may have had too much champagne already. I had champagne for breakfast this morning. @glen-pcwell
scream i’m on a plane rn (with my widowed mom) and the pilot just said “happy father’s day to all the dads on the plane today!” and everyone started clapping which i thought was funny so i texted pigeon about it