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stilesgivesmefeels · 4 years

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My Buddie family feels for quarantine

I’ve seen a several posts going around where Christopher stays with Abuela during quarantine because of the concerns about CP and COVID complications, and Eddie stays with Buck.

And I love those head canons!

But I have a slightly different take. I think that Eddie is absolutely terrified of what could happen if he brings home COVID to Chris but he knows that having Chris full-time would be too much for Abuela, even if Pepa stayed with them. Pepa has to work from home and couldn’t help that much and would need quiet for the dreaded zoom calls.

Eddie even contemplates asking his parents to come to LA or sending Chris to them. But he is absolutely terrified that he would never get Chris back. What if he sends Chris away and they sue? Would a judge give his special needs son back to a single father with a dangerous job who sent his son away??? He’s really spinning with these thoughts.

He can’t afford Carla full-time and she has other clients that she works with anyway. Clients that are elderly and in nursing homes. Eddie’s worried. Just all around worried. And he doesn’t see a way out with anyone else.

So he starts looking in to family medical leave (FMLA). But even with that he wouldn’t make enough money to cover tuition (even with the scholarship he still has to pay some) and all of Chris’s therapies. (Even though those therapies are mostly moving to online now it’s still expensive. Carla seriously helped A LOT with figuring out payments and funding. But this is America. That shit ain’t free.). Not to mention his rent. He’s hoping that rent help will come form the state but at the beginning he can’t be sure.

Buck comes over one day to find Eddie practically tearing his hair out. He knows that he has to make a decision in the next 24 hours before it becomes too late. Northern California has already moved to shelter-in-place and he knows that LA County will be following suit soon. That’s when Eddie tells Buck that he’s going to have to take FMLA *and* move with Chris back to El Paso, at least temporarily while all this is happening. He won’t be getting paid because he doesn’t have furlough/sick leave built up. But Chris will still have health insurance benefits.

Buck is freaking out. Eddie’s basically quitting and moving away with Christopher? WHAT THE FUCK? He can’t let that happen.

Now, see I fully head canon that Buck and Maddie come from money. Their parents are rich enough to have their kids whims met but cold enough that no emotional needs were ever met. Hence, Maddie’s shitty marriage and Buck’s desperation for validation. AND it would explain their sweet-ass apartments in fucking LA on civil servant salaries. (I’m a teacher in CA, I know of what I speak.).

So Buck has a trust fund that he basically never touches beyond a little for a nice apartment and when he bought his car. And secretly pays part of Carla’s salary. And when he bought and built the skateboard. But anyway! Buck is willing to do anything to keep Eddie and Chris with him. So his first inclination is to just throw money at Eddie.

But Eddie doesn’t want his money! And anyway that won’t work because if the COVID crisis lasts too long then Eddie might need to quit. And the unemployment insurance isn’t the same as what he currently has. And [I don’t know something about grants and funds for Chris’s therapies and tuition because he’s a county/city employee and if he goes on leave then he won’t get it. I’m just making all this shit up here but roll with it]. Even if Eddie went on leave and moved to El Paso it won’t alleviate the problems OR his fear that his parents will take Christopher away.

That’s when Buck has his brilliant idea! HE CAN TAKE LEAVE! He can take unpaid leave and will be fine. Buck will stay with Christopher at Eddie’s place and Eddie can stay at Buck’s place.

Just picture Eddie’s face as it goes from angry at his lack of options to confused at What the hell is Buck talking about to the heart eyes at this mother fucking savior who loves his kid that much!

So that’s how Buck ends up taking care of Christopher. They FaceTime Eddie every single night without fail. And will even have Sunday pancakes together. Buck sets up a card table at the end of the driveway and Eddie’s eats there while Buck and Chris eat on the front porch. Don’t worry! Buck uses gloves and lots of bleach on the table every time he touches it. Chris loves LOVES loves being with his Buck but he misses his dad every day. But Buck is good at giving him hugs and letting him cry it out. Because tears are okay and so is feeling sad. We just have to acknowledge our feelings and make room for the good feelings with the bad ones.

Eddie and Buck talk on the phone every night after Chris’s FaceTime call with Eddie. And there’s other plot feelings that will happen here. [Insert blah blah blah]

Maybe Eddie accidentally finds Buck’s dildo. Whoops! And maybe, just maybe this leads to a sexy, flirty conversation about being bi (both of them). And then perhaps we get some phone sex.

But nothing else changes at first! Buck thinks maybe this is just another part of this whole quarantine thing. He can’t go out and find anyone. Eddie can’t go out and find anyone. And he loves their talks at the end of each day. Now they come with bonus orgasms. Woot! EVEN BETTER!

Then maybe they move from phone sex to FaceTime sex. And that’s even better! Because now Buck can see how Eddie bites his lip right before he comes. And Eddie loves the way Buck flushes all down his neck and chest.

Eventually some feelings talk starts to slip in. Buck isn’t just good at listening and comforting Chris when he cries. But Eddie breaks too. He just misses his son so much and wants to hug him and feel his soft curls. He wants to hug Buck. This is just so lonely. He’s still working and with the 118 but it isn’t the same without Buck, without Christopher’s smile at the beginning of every day.

And then, eventually, the shelter-in-place is lifted and Eddie can come home! But maybe Buck should stay a few more nights for Christopher’s sake. Yeah, of course. For Christopher. And he’s just so used to sleeping in Eddie’s bed. So he should stay there, right?

Insert sexy-times here.

YAY relationship and love confessions!

And then the second wave hits. And Buck doesn’t even hesitate to take a leave of absence to care for Chris again. Only this time he’s out of leave. He doesn’t care about getting paid (because of trust fund). But he’ll lose his benefits (because of America). So Eddie proposes! Buck says no at first because he doesn’t want to get married for convenience purposes. So Eddie has to find his words which is still not easy for Eddie. Luckily, Chris is adorable and helps them both out!

So MARRIAGE! Benefits for all! Buck officially has rights to Christopher if anything happens to Eddie! Eddie has his husband and his son and they love each other! Happy ending for all, especially once a vaccine is invented and it works and anti-vaxxers don’t exist so yay! Everything works out.

And this is my not-fic that maybe I will fully write one day. But really I like to just thought-spew my fic ideas.

#Buddie #not fic #Buck #Eddie Diaz #Christopher Diaz #buddie family feels

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kravitzwrites · 5 years

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epic list of fc’s i’m dying to play / play against. please send me an im if interested. i write m/f and f/f. am willing to play any of these against each other, as well as being open to writing against any of your wanted fcs.

male:

bill skarsgard

oscar isaac

dev patel

garrett hedlund

john boyega

chadwick boseman

richard madden

chris hemsworth

aaron taylor-johnson

charlie hunnam

riz ahmed

alexander skarsgard

colin farrell

hero fiennes-tiffin

jason momoa

ryan guzman

pedro pascal

joel kinnaman

jay hernandez

jude law

chris evans

jake gyllenhaal

jamie dornan

taron egerton

female:

sophie turner

elle fanning

zoe kravitz

lily collins

gugu mbatha-raw

emilia clarke

lana condor

adria arjona

courtney eaton

laura harrier

dakota johnson

tessa thompson

carla gugino

nathalie emmanuel

odeya rush

ana de armas

saoirse ronan

lily james

lupita nyong’o

jessica chastain

some plots i’d love to do but am open to coming up with our own plot or doing something from your wanted tag:

ok but an immortal couple who break up and get back together every thirty years or so, and they’re messy as fuck, like every couple decades they break up and swear that they’ll never speak for the rest of eternity ( more info at the link )

yo but like … what about a trophy husband?? ( would love for this to be an older woman x younger man but that’s not a deal breaker )

big little lies mumu

idk what this is but a f/f vampire x mortal in the rain type situation i am really feeling

peaky blinders but with females !!

super passionate affair

a major criminal put their high school sweetheart on the “no harm” list

witch moving in with their grandma and they end up finding their neighbour, who isn’t magical, cute ( and idk this could be really fun for f/f??)

age gap plot but things don’t work out despite how hard they try

another age gap but this one is sweet

movie star secretly eyeing up the fresh faced extra on set

#1x1 #1x1 rp #1x1 open #1x1 wanted #open RP #♂ | wanted.#♀ | wanted.

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tabloidtoc · 4 years

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National Enquirer, July 27

You can buy a copy of this issue for your very own at my eBay store: https://www.ebay.com/str/bradentonbooks

Cover: Prince Harry trapped in marriage from hell to Meghan Markle

Page 2: Mariah Carey has slimmed down again and the formerly plump pop star’s recent pics have stunned doctors who believe she’s lost at least 60 pounds in the last year and experts believe the recent weight drop may have come with some medical assistance plus experts warn the star’s constant weight swings have placed her health at risk

Page 3: Paris Jackson bravely reveals suicide ordeal -- admits many attempts after losing dad Michael Jackson

Page 4: Shia LaBeouf got his whole chest permanently inked to get into character as a vicious gangster for his new movie The Tax Collector

Page 5: Head-over-heels Ben Affleck is raring to have a baby with girlfriend Ana de Armas, Ashton Kutcher has rushed to the rescue of Hollywood pariah Lea Michele and now he’s on the outs with wife Mila Kunis -- Lea has been blasted as a despicable and cruel and entitled bully by former castmates on Glee and Broadway but Ashton who was paired with Lea in the 2011 rom-com New Year’s Day thinks she’s gotten a raw deal while Mila thinks Ashton is crazy for sticking his neck out for someone he hasn’t seen that much over the last decade

Page 6: The bizarre marriage of Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith has hit a crisis point over another man and the blowback may push them toward a $270 million divorce -- both Will and Jada have denied humiliating reports that she was involved in a torrid two-year affair with their son Jaden Smith’s pal singer August Alsina with Will’s blessing

Page 7: Christina Ricci’s domestic battery call was just round one in what promises to be a bitter divorce brawl with husband James Heerdegen -- Christina secured an emergency protective order against James after cops were called to the couple’s Woodland Hills home after he allegedly spit at her and now Christina has filed for divorce and sole custody of their five-year-old son Freddie, Sarah Palin and husband Todd Palin quietly finalized their split

Page 8: Lonely Caitlyn Jenner has lost hope of making a love connection with 24-year-old live-in Sophia Hutchins and she’s on the hunt for romance and the 70-year-old longs for a partner to give her the affection she craves

Page 9: Tubby Adam Sandler and dumpy Denzel Washington have packed on the pounds during lockdown and now docs fear the Hollywood heavyweights may be digging their graves with a fork and spoon -- Denzel weighs close to 250 pounds and Adam is five-foot-ten and weighs 230 pounds

Page 10: Hot Shots -- Brooke Shields in the Hamptons wearing a patriotic bikini, Brooke Burke on a swing in her backyard, pregnant Sophie Turner out for a walk in Encino

Page 11: Lara Flynn Boyle stepped out in L.A. during quarantine to stock up on essentials including a bottle of vodka but with sagging jowls and a puffy trout pout the actress was nearly unrecognizable, Tom Cruise is a dominant individual who left costar Thandie Newton terrified and insecure while filming Mission: Impossible 2 and Tom has since sent her Christmas gifts linked to his controversial religion of Scientology

Page 12: Straight Shuter -- Millie Bobby Brown with alien balloons (picture), Alicia Keys and Beyonce have both struck a sour note with their Black Lives Matter music tanking -- Alicia’s Perfect Way to Die is nowhere on the charts and few are lining the streets to cheer Beyonce’s Black Parade, Chris Pratt needs to finish filming Jurassic World: Dominion in London in the next few months just when he and wife Katherine Schwarzenegger are expecting their first child so Chris will have to make a choice between work or his wife and new baby -- Chris is contractually obligated to be on set when they start although every effort will be made so he can take the 11-hour flight home on weekends, producers of RHOBH have discouraged the housewives from being political on the show because the audience is far more interested in personal drama and fights between the ladies but Lisa Rinna intends to change all that when the show starts filming again and she plans to use her platform to push her views on climate change and other issues, despite the raging pandemic The Bachelorette Clare Crawley won’t be wearing a mask and neither will any of her suitors because the show is about escape and people watch it to forget their troubles

Page 13: Kanye West’s bizarre pronouncement that he’s running for U.S. president has the entire Kardashian family quaking in fear about the can of worms his candidacy could open -- Kardashian momager Kris Jenner is furious because it’s likely to trigger media scrutiny and probes by political opponents into the family’s private lives and business deals

Page 14: True Crime

Page 15: Cradle-robbing Mary Kay Letourneau’s scandal-scarred life came to a tragic and lonely end at 58 as she died of cancer after being dumped by her husband and reduced to living in squalor

Page 16: Jeffrey Epstein’s galpal Ghislaine Maxwell’s arrest has big shots shaking -- with Ghislaine behind bars there is growing concern their high-powered pals will try to quash evidence in the explosive sex scandal

Page 18: Real Life

Page 19: Jim Carrey has written a fictionalized autobiography but he was too scared to confront his biggest demons -- Jim was not eager to tackle sensitive subjects like his bitter divorce from first wife Melissa Womer and the 2015 suicide of his ex-girlfriend Cathriona White, activists have demanded the removal of the Confederate flag across America but that’s not stopping an Illinois museum from proudly displaying a piece of television history emblazoned with it -- the last surviving 1969 Dodge Charger known as the General Lee used in the comedy classic Dukes of Hazzard

Page 20: In a plot twist fit for one of his mystery thrillers novelist Dan Brown’s ex-wife Blythe claimed he lived a life of lies and charged he financed numerous secret affairs with their joint $178 million fortune, Julian Lennon is determined to get what he’s been denied by his stepmother Yoko Ono before she kicks the bucket -- Yoko is 87 year old and in a wheelchair and very ill plus she’s set to leave her son Sean Lennon who’s Julian’s half brother all of their father’s massive fortune -- Julian only wants what he thinks a son deserves and he pleading with Yoko to do the decent thing and give him a reasonable share

Page 22: Health Watch

Page 25: Denise Richards is so spooked by the coronavirus she refuses to do love scenes on The Bold and the Beautiful unless it’s with her husband -- she’s had her holistic healer husband Aaron Phypers added to the cast of the soap as a stand-in during intimate scenes, the Duke of Edinburgh has a shocking secret he’s hidden from the royal family for decades: he’s related to a busty pair of twin Playboy models -- Queen Elizabeth’s elderly husband Prince Philip was born into the Greek and Danish royal families but his wider familial ties extend to the U.S. which is home to Carla and Carmen Morrell

Page 26: Cover Story -- Heartsick Prince Harry trapped in living hell -- Meghan Markle’s demands leave him alone and miserable -- Harry feels lonely and directionless living in Meghan’s shadow as he struggles to find meaning in his life with a series of charity appearances designed to bolster the royal renegades’ image

Page 28: Assistants Air Stars’ Dirty Laundry -- Britney Spears, Ariana Grande, Frank Sinatra

Page 29: Ryan Gosling, Lady Gaga, Jennifer Aniston, Christian Bale

Page 31: Miley Cyrus has donated over $1.6 million to help homeless teens and vulnerable families though her Happy Hippie Foundation

Page 32: Dying Ethel Kennedy has secretly ponied up a $1 million bounty to find the killer of Connecticut teen Martha Moxley in a bid to prove the innocence of her troubled nephew Michael Skakel

Page 34: Lizzo’s secret half-brother Brandon Johnson desperately wants to end a family feud with the singer

Page 36: Scandal-scarred Johnny Depp was forced to walk the plank and exit the blockbuster Pirates of the Caribbean film franchise and Guardians of the Galaxy bombshell Karen Gillan has been asked to helm the next Pirates voyage and is set to snag a massive amount of money for the starring role

Page 38: Gavin Rossdale seems to be pining over ex-wife Gwen Stefani five years after their split admitting he still thinks she’s incredible, Hollywood Hookups -- Jennifer Grey and Clark Gregg split, Lily James and Chris Evans are on, Josh Brolin and third wife Kathryn Boyd are getting ready to welcome baby No. 2

Page 42: Red Carpet Stars -- Margot Robbie

Page 45: Spot the Differences -- Jay Leno with his vintage Lincoln Continental

Page 47: Odd List

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