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THE BRACKET HAS BEEN MADE!!
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Voting has begun! Remember to reblog!
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Chance and Shadow my beloved
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n0brainjustvibes · 5 months
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chris elman listening to mike walters' in-universe podcast and nodding to indicate that he agrees about the importance of operational security
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felixcosm · 11 months
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1 like to stop CANNONBALL from shaving Mikey’s beard
1 reblog to make him shave it faster
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Chance: Jam just said, "I have an appetite for destruction," and then they reached down and untied my shoe.
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current submitted characters
will be updated as submissions come through.
(long post - list under the cut)
Twilight Sparkle - My Little Pony
Beth Tezuka - Bravest Warriors
Arnold Rimmer - Red Dwarf
The Captain - BBC Ghosts
Morris Moss - The IT Crowd
Nepeta Leijon - Homestuck
Kim Jokja - Omniscient Reader's Viewpoint
Sousuke Sagara - Full Metal Panic!
Mirabel Madrigal - Encanto
Kagami Tsurugi - Miraculous Ladybug
Taiyou Takada - My Clueless First Friend
Frankie Stein - Monster High (G3)
Jamie Winton - You, Me And The Apocalypse
Mino Naraidate - Ayakashi Akashi
Misumi Ikaruga - A3!
Strawberry Crepe Cookie - Cookie Run: Kingdom
Jotaro Kujo - JoJo's Bizzare Adventure
K1-B0 - Danganronpa V3
Morrigan Crow - Nevermoor Series
Benny - The LEGO Movie
Data - Star Trek: The Next Generation
Malleus Draconia - Twisted Wonderland
Spencer Reid - Criminal Minds
Lilo Pelekai - Lilo And Stitch
Temperance Brennan - Bones
Subaru Mikazuki - My Roommate Is A Cat
Homare Arisugawa - A3!
Ranpo Edogawa - Bungou Stray Dogs
Alhaitham - Genshin Impact
Futaba Sakura - Persona 5
Athena Cykes - Ace Attorney
Midorya Izuku - My Hero Academia
Bakugou Katsuki - My Hero Academia
Iida Tenya - My Hero Academia
Todoroki Shouto - My Hero Academia
Aizawa Shouta - My Hero Academia
Present Mic - My Hero Academia
James - End Of The F***ing World
Chu Sangwoo - Semantic Error
Chalarm - Dinosaur Love
Connor - Detroit: Become Human
Max Caulfield - Life Is Strange
Parker - Leverage
Lan Zhan - The Untamed
Ram - My Engineer
Kim Theerapanyakul - KinnPorsche
Alex Chen - Life Is Strange: True Colours
Penny Poledina - RWBY
Huey Duck - DuckTales
Denki Kaminari - My Hero Academia
Mihashi Ren - Big Windup!
Khabluken - Star In My Mind
Akk Pipitphattana - The Eclipse
Scott Summers (Cyclops) - X-Men
Hank McCoy (Beast) - X-Men
Orbulon - Warioware
Benrey - Half-Life VR But The AI Is Self-Aware
Gilion Tidestrider - Just Roll With It
Stanford Pines - Gravity Falls
Goemon Ishikawa XIII - Lupin III
Ash - Fire Emblem Heroes
Ty Betteridge - WOE.BEGONE
Maria Ushiromiya - Umineko No Naku Koro Ni
Yusuke Kitagawa - Persona 5
Charlie Kelly - It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia
Rachel Lindt - Worm
Arisugawa Himari (Cure Custard) - Kirakira Pretty Cure a la Mode
Ryan - WOE.BEGONE
Akhiko Sanada - Persona 3
Shadow The Hedgehog - Sonic The Hedgehog
Makoto Niijima - Persona 5
Streber - Spooky Month
Murray Hewitt - Flight Of The Conchords
Noel Gruber - Ride The Cyclone
Ushijima Wakatoshi - Haikyuu!!
Howard Moon - The Mighty Boosh
Mikitaka Hazekura - JoJo's Bizzare Adventure
Edward - Cowboy Bebop
MK - LEGO Monkie kid
Red Son - LEGO Monkie Kid
Mitsuru Kirijo - Persona 3
Aziraphale - Good Omens
Nemona - Pokémon Scarlet & Violet
Peter Sqloint - Just Roll With It
Bart Allen (Impulse) - DC Comics
Nanami Kento - Jujitsu Kaisen
Stannis Baratheon - Game Of Thrones: A Song Of Ice And Fire
Inspector Javert - Les Misérables
N - Pokémon Black & White
Vinyl Scratch (DJ Pon-3) - My Little Pony
Coco Pommel - My Little Pony
Alicia Hamilton - LPS Popular
Francis York Morgan - Deadly Premonition
Hunter - The Owl House
Mischa Bachinski - Ride The Cyclone
Auggie Hilderbrant - Scary Movies To Tell In The Dark
Sunny - OMORI
Chris Kirkman - Bravest Warriors
Himiko Yumeno - Danganronpa V3
Espresso Cookie - Cookie Run: Kingdom
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-- > should've at least listened til ep 67? tho brief mention of spoilers for s10 also
If you asked any O.V.E.R. employee what they thought about Hunter Jeremiah Hartley, the most common answer would probably be friendly. Welcoming. Warm. Simply a very nice dude.
Jam would tell you about the time they lost their childhood dog and Hunter Jeremiah Hartley comforted them, even though they barely knew each other. Ryan would tell you about how Hunter was the only one to not keep speculating about his relationship with Chris behind their back, and said Chris would let out a tired sigh and nod in angreement.
(Marissa would go into a tirade about how she deserved to get the Tier 2 spot instead of him. Maybe you should not ask Marissa.)
So when Hunter Jeremiah Hartley first met Mike Walters, he was friendly, welcoming, warm and simply a very nice dude - like he always is. Mike was neither of those things, since he still believed he could somehow "win" woe.begone. Poor thing wasn't even aware of the Flinchites or the Security System or, well, anything. It is almost comical in hindsight, almost as much as it is tragic.
Like most security guards in a top secret facility, Mike Walters is not exactly...social. If you asked any O.V.E.R. employee what they thought about Mikey Walters, the most common answer would probably be prickly. Or maybe that new dude that keeps reappearing with increasingly worrisome injuries. Or that guy that always looks like he is about to have a mental breakdown and hasn't slept in a week. Or, most probable, that one unlucky dude who got mauled by a bear and miraculously survived. Gay employees would probably also follow that last remark up with a joke in rather bad taste.
And yet, they still hit it off.
Hunter Jeremiah Hartley became Mike Walters's best friend, and Mike Walters became Hunter Jeremiah Hartley's.
(When Mike is around Hunter Jeremiah Hartley, he almost feels comfortable, something he didn't think he would ever feel again ever since he started that wretched game.)
Hunter was the first person Mike called on his cabin phone. (Or well, he was actually the second. But his intention HAD been to call Hunter, so he doesn't count the misdial.) Hunter was the gateway to Mike's social life in O.V.E.R. Without Hunter, Mike and Chris and Ryan mostly stewed in awkward silence or painful smalltalk.
Hunter is the type of guy you just feel like you can trust. He and Mike talk about movies and the patch of grass that looked kind of suspicious on their patrol route yesterday or increasingly ridiculous theories about what O.V.E.R. is really hiding.
(Both will become fully aware of what that really is, one day, but it is still fun to "guess". In the future, when they will be openly walking around in Tier 2 or even 3, they will sometimes think about those stupid conversations again and have to remind themselves that they are enemies. Traitors. Evil.)
Hunter will tell Mike about the entire life story he invented for the last spider he set free instead of killing and they will both ignore each other's very suspicious behavior. True friendship.
It is also not uncommon for Mike and Hunter to visit each other's cabins.
It is a night like any other when Mike Walters knocks on Hunter's door in the middle of the night. Hunter is wearing gray sweatpants and an Old Brush Valley 24h Diner shirt. It is a bit odd that Mike should appear without any warning or plans, but it is not uncommon either. Hunter opens the door. He and Mike Walters are best friends, after all.
The man that enters the cabin is not the Mike Walters that Hunter knows and loves.
In another timeline Mike will sneak into Tier 2. In another timeline, he will accidentally transport Edgar into the middle of the Pacific Ocean and call Hunter in a state of panic. And Hunter will want to help, of course he will, he is Hunter after all. Hunter and Mike may not be best friends anymore - a distance growing between them that neither can bridge nor stop - but they still care deeply for each other. In this other timeline, Hunter will live, and Hunter will kill everyone.
But this is not that timeline. And so Hunter Jeremiah Hartley is killed by a stranger wearing his best friend's face, in the knowledge that he would will have had going to murder Marissa and Charlie and Edgar and Chris and Ryan. (But not Mike, not his best friend.) (His acquaintance? His former friend? His... enemy?)
In yet another timeline Hunter dies in a white room with no doors and no windows. Alone.
It is hard to believe, but Hunter and Mike used to be best friends.
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ty-bayonet-betteridge · 5 months
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WOE.BEGONE FULL CAST CHALLENGE
Taking on that full cast challenge I reblogged the other day for WOE.BEGONE. Here's the list I'm going to be using:
(SPOILERS UNDER CUT, SERIOUSLY, THIS IS A LIST OF ALL CHARACTERS WITH MULTIPLE NAMES LISTED WHICH MEANS IT ALSO REVEALS ANY "X CHARACTER AND Y CHARACTER WERE THE SAME ALL ALONG STUFF, DO NOT READ THIS IF YOU'RE NOT CAUGHT UP!!!!!)
Central Characters
Mike "Mikey" "Michael" "MDawg" "MW" "The Gambler" "The Bear" Walters
Anne
Matt
Christopher "Topher" "CANNONBALL" Evans
Ryan
Hunter Jeremiah "Jerry" "H" Hartley
Chris "Chance" "Blorpo"
Ryan "Shadow" "Donder"
Marissa Ng
Charlie
Edgar
Ty Betteridge
Sylvester August Baxter
Major Iterations of Central Character
Mikey
Latvia Mike
Michael
OVER Mike
MDawg
Emdubya / MW
Innocent Hunter
Mystery Hunter
H (may be the same character as Mystery Hunter)
Punished Hunter
OVEdgaR / Mustardseed
Edman
Ty Betteridge (Green)
Ty Betteridge (Yellow)
Cowboy Ty / Outlaw Ty
Recurring Side Characters
Troy
Eagle
Cole
Felix
Ravi
Boris
Kasimieras Berzina
Jamilla Gardner
Recurring Side Iterations
Texas Michael / Tex
Council Anne Who Joins Base In S7
Unknown 4th Hunter
Young Ty / OVER Ty / Arbiter Ty
Ty Betteridge (Blue)
Sly
August
Bax
Very Minor Character / Bit Character
Unnamed Flinchite Boot Sent To Kyrgyzstan
Unnamed Arbiter that Meets Mikey Before Donny's Fourth Challenge
Paul
One-Off Or Minor Iteration
Van Mikey
Alaska Mikey
Cowboy Edgar (Saved Mikey During Rugby)
Ty Betteridge (Orange)
Tier3!Michael
Sly II / Bax II
Punished Mike
Other Mikey / "Baby Mikey" (fan-given name)
OI Mikey
Lieutenant
Replacement Mikey
Replacement Troy
Animals
The Bear (OVER)
The Bear (Latvia)
Hamster 1 / Chubbums the Wondergirl
Hamster 2
Hamster 3
Hamster 4 / Princess Daffodil
Bruno
Banjo
Lucy, The Largest Cat In The World
The Bear (The Diary of Aliza Schultz)
Shadow II
Flapper
Nine Unnamed Crows
Delilah
Bluster the Gigantic Horse
No Appearances / Not Real / One Appearance, Central Role or Some Characterization
Aliza Schultz
Charles Thibbideau
Flinch AKA |=|_1/\/(|-|
John
Donny Evans
Brendan Evans
Rafael Muslani
Latif
Luis
Felix's Mother
Felix's Father
No Appearances / Not Real / One Appearance, Minimal / No Characterization
Taylor Yarmoth
Gretchen Stevensbretcher
Carol (OVER)
Todd (OVER)
Mike's Mother
Mike's Father
Mike's Boss at OVER
Southern Woman who Gives Mike The Job At OVER
Patrick (papercraft hat crewmate)
Jamie (Hunter's friend)
Harlan (Hunter's friend)
Bill (regular at the Sidewinder)
Hannah (wife or partner of Bill)
Jess (lives in Boulder, once visited by Shadow)
Two Pool-Playing Regulars at the Sidewinder
Interrupting Bar Patron
Greg (Hypothetical neighboring OVER guard)
Troy's Unnamed Boyfriend
Borissa
Dave (OI)
Samantha (Flinchite)
The Ty Spectrum
Magenta Ty (Decorated for the office party)
Chartreuse Ty
Rainbow Ty
Beige Ty (Does data management)
Aquamarine Ty
Uberpink Ty
Vermillion Ty
Vitellary Ty
Crystal Ty (Does meditation)
White Ty (Did entertainment at the office party)
Black Ty (Did catering at the office party)
Peach Puff Ty (Does tracing)
Ultramarine Ty
For those unfamiliar with the Full Cast Challenge, we intend to write a fic that is either from the POV of or otherwise examining every single character in WOE.BEGONE. For ease of use we have separated this list into categories; others taking on the challenge can exclude characters or categories as they wish, but we intend to write for every single character listed above, except for some of the "Animals" and everyone listed under "The Ty Spectrum" and "No Appearances / Not Real / One Appearance, Minimal / No Characterization".
If there are any characters I have missed, please let me know!
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daisyishedwig · 6 months
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A not so short introduction
Hello! My name is Milo, I am 27 and have been on tumblr for more than a decade.
I am primarily a fandom blog, but I really post whatever I want. So what you will find here will vary from day to day. My biggest fandoms are Glee and Starkid, but you will also find Woe.Begone, Magnus Archives, Malevolent, Good Omens, Heartstopper, Marvel, DC, Omgcheckplease, Stargate, Farscape, Supernatural, Doctor Who, and any myriad of other pieces of fiction that strike my fancy.
For everything fandom related, I do tag so if you don't want to see a particular fandom's content, feel free to block the tag. For the majority of them, it will simply be the name of the media, but for Glee and Starkid I have specialized tags that I will list below a read more for ease of knowing what to block.
I am a fic writer, though I only recently started writing again. Previously I wrote exclusively Klaine fics but more recently I've switched to primarily writing Seblaine with a sprinkling of Hevans and Klaine. You can find my AO3 here and my old FF.net here. I no longer post to FF.net so if you want to keep up with what I'm currently writing, you'll want to follow my AO3.
Lastly, for the Glee fans. I am a multishipper and I have been for years. I welcome fans of any and all ships and I love to hear theories and ideas about pretty much any ship involving Kurt, Blaine, Sebastian, or Sam. So feel free to tag me in anything, message me about anything, or send me anything that you think I might like to see. I am always open to making new Glee friends since there's simply not enough of us out here anymore.
That being said, Klaine is obviously the most popular ship that I will be posting about and as such you will see a lot more content for them than for my other ships, simply because there is more out there. So if you don't like Klaine, it is probably imperative that you block my Klaine tag. I also understand if for that reason you don't want to follow me, but you can still come chat with me about the ships you do enjoy, even if we're not mutuals.
And as stated before, Glee and Starkid tags listed below the cut
(any character or ships not listed will be tagged simply with their name)
Glee
General tag - F: land of misfit toys
Klaine - OTP: bowties and neckerchiefs
Seblaine - OTP: you're kind of my favorite person (this one is new, so also block Seblaine in general as I get in the habit of using this one)
Kurt - C: Im still here
Blaine - C: little ball of sunshine
Glee Cast (and partners)
Miarren - OTP: partners in crime
Darren Criss - P: sexy mcderpy pants
Mia Swier/Criss - P: sexy is a state of mind
Chill - OTP: xo
Chris Colfer - P: porcelain prince
Will Sherrod - P: Disneyland boy
Starkid/Tin Can Bros
General tag - F: actual five year olds
Jeff Blim - P: rumbleroar
Curtwen (Spies are Forever) - OTP: the warmest hello
Show titles will usually be abbreviated - tgwdlm, npmd, nmt, nmt2, avpm, avps, avpsy, mamd, tto, hmb.
Unabbreviated show tags - Starship, Twisted, Ani, Little White Lie, Black Friday, Firebringer, Spies are Forever, Solve it Squad, Wayward Guide.
And my overall tag for the Hatchetfield shows is Hatchetfield Verse
I did once upon a time have unique tags for more of the starkids, but at this point Jeff's and Darren's are the only ones I still use. Now everyone else just get tagged with their names.
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s-ccaam-era-crepe · 4 months
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hi :] guess who just caught up with woe.begone. and is going very very wild. ME!!! but also the reason im sending this ask IS because remember like 2 weeks ago there was a WIP line ask game thingy. and you WERE going to send me a woe.begone fic wip but it had spoilers? 👀 well i can't get spoilered anymore
VERY TRUEE !!! First off congrats on catching up on wbg that’s huge <33 and secondly one of my chance and shadow wips based off the thing Mikey says in 129 <3
Chris had offhandedly mentioned the idea while they were cuddled on the couch a couple days ago. “Hey babe, how cold say, relative to you, do you think I am?” Ryan looked at him amused and snuggled closer, “While I wouldn’t say you are very cold right now, I would say I know a particular someone who hogs the blanket at night and it isn’t me.”
Ryan’s smug voice trailed off into something more affectionate as Chris laid his head on Ryan’s shoulder. “So you would say I’m colder at night.” “Only if you tell me why you are asking.” Chris goes silent for a second, choosing his words carefully, “Mikey told me about something Edgar does for him, to help with the nightmares. Was just wondering if it would help you.”
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nicholaswaters · 1 year
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Woe.begone sexy poll masterpost
Welcome to the Woe.begone sexiness competition! While being held on tumblr, this is separate from the idea of the tumblr sexyman. Just vote for who you personally feel is the sexiest ❤️❤️❤️
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Round 1:
Innocent Hunter vs Mystery Hunter
Ravi vs Charlie
Marissa vs Ryan
Shadow vs Boris
Kasimieras Berzina vs Matt
Mike (Latvia) vs Emdubya
Cannonball vs Chance
Ed-man vs Mustardseed
Over Mike vs Mikey
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ROUND 5 RIGHT BRACKET
Our next two are both a little out of season!
CHRISTMAS VS CHRISTOPHER EVANS!
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"One of the greatest holidays, many cool decorations, songs, gifts, sweaters, santas"
"i love him because of his dichotomy. he's an ex-millitary guy who threatens to kill your friends but he keeps getting kidnapped and having a sock shoved in his mouth. he hired an assassin to kill the main character but is described as having, quote, "a very snappable neck." he held the main character hostage and forced him to cut his arm off at gunpoint but he has this dopey voice that sounds like Garfield. hes my son"
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captainmilf · 2 years
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Blorpo from my military base
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eldritchqueerture · 2 years
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“Chris, Ryan - Mike Walters. He’s the new guy,” Hunter said. “Nice to meet you,” they said almost in unison. Aaaand this is awkward. Sorry guys, we already have a Chris and Ryan on WOE.BEGONE. These were not they. Clearly, the writers of reality did not take into account the fact that putting more people in my life with these exact names would make it harder to tell my life story in the form of a podcast? They didn’t say their last names either, and I didn’t ask because that would be a weird thing to do. So I’m gonna call ‘em... Blorpo and Donder. I really hope they don’t become important enough that I regret that decision.
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“Personally it was to get away from my old friends,” Donder said. “That means drugs,” Blorpo said. “Yeah, basically. Nothing too hard but the whole situation was making me live wrong and it was starting to make me really unhealthy. I’m getting too old to live like I did when I was 25,” Donder said. Blorpo didn’t tell his story, which means it was either too boring or too dark for the conversation. “Do you like it here so far, Mike?” Blorpo asked.
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“This asshole got a golf cart on his first day. I don’t know why.” Donder pointed his thumb at Blorpo. “Because I was a game warden for two years before I came out here!” Blorpo said. “Not all of us get here fresh off a GED.” “No need to get all testy, Blorpo,” Donder said and took-Okay, I-I, I already hate this. It was funny but I’m already tired of saying Blorpo. What if he’s Flinch and I have to keep saying Blorpo for like 10 more seasons? [mockingly] “I like the show but one of the characters is named Blorpo and I just can’t take it seriously anymore! Two stars!” I don’t know what that voice was. How about... Chance and Shadow. Chris is Chance is Blorpo and Ryan is Donder is Shadow.
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felixcosm · 3 months
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The payoff for the Chris/Ryan Ryan/Topher joke in episode 112 is so good and deserves much more recognition.
Like the set up to this joke starts all the way in episode 14, with Mikey trying not to get them all confused, so he pointedly gives him secret nicknames he refers to them as so the listeners don't get confused either. And while we all know their real names, they become Chance and Shadow for us.
Then in Season 10, Mikey remembers nothing, but he does know that the gamerunners are called Chris(topher) and Ryan, so when he hears Jam talk about a Chris and Ryan at OVER, he immediately jumps to the conclusion it's them and takes matters in his own hands by holding Chance/Chris at gunpoint in Jam's cabin, demanding answers.
Cue a very confused and frustrating conversation for them where Mikey's like "I know it's you, you're the woe.begone game runner, I don't care that you made me kill people and cut off my limbs I just want my life back" and Chance has no clue what the hell he's talking about
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Anne: If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous.
Mikey: What if it bites me and it dies!?
Marissa: Then you’re poisonous. Jesus Christ, Mikey, learn to listen.
Chance: What if it bites itself and I die?
Shadow: That’s voodoo.
Mike: What if it bites me and someone else dies?
Michael: That’s correlation, not causation.
Chance: What if we bite each other, and neither of us die?
Shadow: That’s kinky.
Anne: Oh my God.
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