#clark: wow it's like you're interrogating me- how fucking rude

[batarangsoundsdumb]

bruce calling up clark in the middle of the night: listen bruv, if you had the chance would you date me?

clark: yeah ofcourse dude 100%

bruce: thanks, bro, i'll pick you up at 7

#and that's how you get a boyfriend ladies and gentlemen and shmadies and shmentlemen #clark calling 💖lois💖 up in the middle of the night: i have a date tomorrow what do i wear? #lois: how did you score a date since i dropped you off at your place TWO hours ago? #clark: wow it's like you're interrogating me- how fucking rude #superbat #clark kent #!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #i love him #bruce wayne #(my beloved) #he's a bastard you know but he's 💖my💖 bastard #i love lois lane so much as well but she's so out of clark's league like jfc #lois lane deserves a big tiddie goth girlfriend like the rest of us #if it's time for niche ships we should have lois/selina i think that's a fenomenal ship #if lois lane is the olympics clark kent is a little league game in siberia #with all due respect of course @ clark my beloved #dc #dc comics #dcu #batman #superman #batman/superman #bruce wayne/clark kent