#complete and utter silliness

[fuckyeah-bears]

Sometimes I just stop and giggle at how incredibly stupidly silly and ridiculous I am with the whole bearotonin, fuckyeah-bears, swearotonin thing. I really am unhinged but I amuse myself sooo much lmfaoo

#I am so ridiculously silly #So dumb #so absurdly unhinged #and yet I can’t stop laughing about it #I am not an intrinsically intentionally funny person in real life #I’m funny because I —my entire life and existence— am absurd not because I try to be funny #Normally I just annoy the fuck out of myself #But I am soooo amused by all this bear nonsense #This complete and utter silliness #I find it so delightfully funny #Sometimes I just gotta sit here and giggle about it #Lmao

[the-ghost-of-jason-todd]

just saw a post claiming ao3 is run by zionists with no links, facts, articles, or anything else to support said claim

i'm having a really bad brain fog year and i feel like search engines are getting worse and worse so does anyone know where the fuck this came from and if there's anything to it

like links to anything substantial are preferable but if you can give me an idea of what the fuck to look up that would also work

#i'm scared to tag this with the proper tags #yes i know my silly fandom website isn't important compared to genocide #lets get that out of the way first #listen.... #i just want one (1) website that isn't complete and utter shit #ao3 has no ads and it has my comfort blorbos #it doesn't have to be perfect #but i would like to know #.....i mean also there's something in here like #yeah sure maybe it's run by bad people but they post a breakdown of every cent and where it goes #and i'm p sure none of the money from the donation drives is going to like #bigoted causes #or even directly to the site runners #it's a non profit innit they legit just use the money for servers and shit #idk it's just a very silly thing to be worried about #'maybe the one internet site that brings me comfort is secretly funding israeli weapons' #'despite no evidence whatsoever' #ugh

[honorthysalad]

I can’t with the way Yoshiki literally put on that anime shirt to meet with Kurebayashi. Like, he didn’t have that on when he was at Hikaru’s house, and according to the time on his phone, he went home, changed into that anime shirt, and got to the meeting space within twenty minutes. Like, that was a purposeful change of outfit; there was no room for happenstance.

#I will admit it is completely possible that he did this some other day #And maybe the times were just strangely aligned #But either way he still made a choice to put that shirt on #I honestly can’t think of a worse fit for such a serious conversation #I love how this manga juxtaposes seriousness with utter silliness #yoshiki tsujinaka #hgsn #the summer hikaru died #hikaru ga shinda natsu #My hgsn shit

[another-corpo-rat]

caught between knowing its probably better if i started cross-posting my lil fics to ao3 but also something about posting there makes me shake like a shitting dog

#posting to tumblr? completely fine #borderline excited to see what the moots think of my silly little blorbos in situations #posting to ao3? sick to my stomach with nerves #its not even the people there- the commenters on that one smasher fic i have posted have (mostly) been utter delights #but the nerves man

[entityredacted]

I promise I'm not dead I've just been going through some shit irl + lost all motivation to do fanart so here's some ocs

#my art <3 #oc artwork #dragon oc #the trans prideflag colour palette for the first guy was completely accidental but yk what its a complete and utter win win #the second one is the embodiment of death and eternal rest herself #she is also a trans lesbian and her wife is the goddess of life bc im extra #the dragons are from the same universe as Death Lesbian and its stupid dumbass (ace edition) vs stupid dumbass (pansexual edition) #gay on gay violence pretty much #and the last one is just a miscellaneous thing since i randomly went down a selkie lore rabbithole #so its just some selkie lady helping out a lost silly little guy

[moonkssd]

My top tier posts here don't involve the pilgrimage, the dances or any of the high emotional and dramatic moments.

Nope.

My top tier posts involved Yuri asking Red if it's possible to do the stuff that happens in tentacle hentai.

#nsft #yuri is such a fun muse because she allows.for dramatic story twlling #but also moments of complete and utter silliness #without any of it seeming weird #its atill cohesive for her personality

[4mulaone]

ferrari has become such a laughing stock now people think they can point and laugh at ferrari the concept. well u cant. wizard death beam upon ye

#u fool u blithering imbecile. u complete and utter buffoon. #heheheahah silly ferrari mcdonalds workers- GUARDS! take this man to the one thousand year penis torture chambers

[chadsuke]

Comics Read in 2023:

So I'm a Spider, So What? by Asahiro Kakashi & Okina Baba (2016)

So I'm a Spider, So What? by Asahiro Kakashi & Okina Baba (2016)

So I'm a Spider, So What? by Asahiro Kakashi & Okina Baba (2017)

Gap Papa: Daddy at Home and at Work Vol. 1 by Utakata (2021)

Gap Papa: Daddy at Home and at Work Vol. 2 by Utakata (2023)

Otherwordly Izakaya Nobu Vol. 7 by Natsuya Semikawa & Virginia Nitouhei (2018)

Otherworldly Izakaya Nobu Vol. 8 by Natsuya Semikawa & Virginia Nitouhei (2019)

Otherworldly Izakaya Nobu Vol. 9 by Natsuya Semikawa & Virginia Nitouhei (2019)

Otherworldly Izakaya Nobu Vol. 10 by Natsuya Semikawa & Virginia Nitouhei (2020)

[ID: Covers of the aforementioned books. End ID.]

#2023media #gigi.txt #spiders tw #idk if i have 2 tag that for anyone but. just in case #ANYWAY so im a spider is about a girl who is like. isekai-ed into a fantasy world except she's a fucking spider monster. my girl commits #cannibalism in literally the first chapter. obsessed with her and her complete and utter lack of morals. so far aside from 1 chap shes legi #the only char so far so she's holding her own very well as a character! very fun and entertaining! i'll pick up the LN next #gap papa is a very silly short manga that's about a guy who is very unapproachable and serious and cold at work #and then he melts into a puddle at home with his teeny daughter and his wife. just slice of life stuff. feel good. his kid is SO CUTE #and again more izakaya nobu. i read the whole manga and there was a good amount

[warpweighted]

actually wait have I told this story before? I dont think I have, but I've stopped giving a shit if this gets back to him so [extremely offline mutual who hasnt heard this story but will definitely put names together] hiiiiii if this comes across your dash dont even worry about it <3

so okay. I made friends with Name Redacted at age sixteen, was part of group of long-distance friends with him, texted him one-on-one fairly regularly, etc etc. mid-October he confesses An Crush using the most obvious contrivance possible (Aiden I have a crush on a girl at school what should I doooooo, what would you want me to do if it was youuuuuuu) and I, who spent my teen years doggedly pretending romance didnt exist, completely fell for it lmao. but! rejection was immediate, I Value Our Friendship rigmarole was completed, a little awkward but we'll make it work.

because it turns out he did value our friendship! as a means to get attention from his crush. >_< after at least the second "but why dont you like meeeeeee" crytyping session (which I, having no boundaries at the time, patiently consoled him over and subsequently wondered why on earth seeing his text notif pop up was exhausting alluva sudden), via my lack of boundaries I ended up visiting him in his city one-on-one

which I had not done with any other of the friends in our little group before, and wouldn't do again for quite some time

and midway through "city tour, frozen yogurt, and a movie" my man Name Redacted finds it relevant to tell me that he wants to pay for my frozen yogurt because "this is the closest he'll ever get to a date with me."

like. maybe it was a bit of an overreaction but in retrospect its obvious why I was so tense during the movie lmao

anyways I say all this to bring up two other truly baffling instances that followed:

firstly that a few months later he asked for a pity date with me ("if we both go to the same college and youre still single and I'm still single -")

secondly that the last one-on-one text convo I had with him was during a round of shitty-innuendo in the group chat, which I had to put down to rescue a banana that'd fallen off the stem. I texted back what has to be the least sexy double entendre in existence, "sry I missed these messages yall I literally had to pause to put plastic wrap on a banana" and this boy

immediately

messages me directly and says

"dammit, Aiden, I had been so proud of myself all this time that I didnt want to have sex with you. Don't change that!"

like. ???? lol

#this is the same dude from Insisted On A Rank Upgrade In Our Silly Little Medieval RP With Complete And Utter Seriousness fame #OH and he tried to flirt with me via the medieval RP too lmaoooo #im not interested in laying any blame beyond 'general teen boy shittiness' on him for this but it IS all extremely funny to look back on #bc like. my good sir (<- title that he was Very Put Out about having and wanted upgraded to 'lord'). what the fuck

[rowenabean]

Best news to end the day - I've been feeling uncertain about one of my patients so I referred him on, and he's now been seen by the incredibly competent physician I trained under and someone smarter than me is working on what's been going on

#medblr #utter relief a weight i didn't know i was carrying #this physician was my favourite to work under as a new grad #no nonsense and expected the best of his juniors #but also an incredibly silly sense of humour #he was my supervisor when my grandfather died and i was struggling #and i went into his office and said 'i can't be as good as my job as i should be' #and he looked at me kindly and said 'did you expect to be?' and completely shattered my understanding of medicine in the process #it has to be a team sport because every one of us is only human so we need other people around for when we're struggling #or to pick up things we miss #(also: 'i completely agree he needs x investigation' well *i* had completely forgotten i ORDERED x investigation so well done past me #it takes around 3 months to happen so it must be due soon)

[dopeyjoe]

i come on this app once or twice a month to reblog something and scroll for three hours and to exclusively update the four people who care about the trad goth dilf (a beloved dopeyjoe dot tumblr dot com character) this hasn't been a lou blog in years and i am so sorry. anyway so yesterday morning he gave me a bunch of cds and I accidentally saw him completely naked bc he literally forgot I was staying over and we both screamed in absolute terror. also we went clubbing on monday and the cab driver hated us so much because we were singing poison by the prodigy for the entire 45min ride. and he eats raw bacon like some sorta freak. funny stuff.

#this is the only place where i can talk about this stuff bc of my utter complete anonymity. #i am currently sitting on my bathroom floor bleaching my hair and its 4am #i miss him what a silly jester of a man #joe on dope episode 23579

[valkyrietookmoved]

This is... Without a doubt the year I'm doing the worst at academic wise....

#utter complaining #like not about marks those are fine but like... everything else #I'm sooooo behind making clean notes and stufying in general #the classes suck all the energy out of me and leave ne in the afternoon without the energy to be able to do anything #and I /should/ be foing things #I'm falling so behind I already missed a turn in date because I couldn't do anything until the day right before it #and then that day I had a mental breakdown and I just gave up on writing that thing because it was not worth the mental tax... #i have so much to do #plus the end of the year project which I'm also technically behind in... #this is definetly one of the worst years out of all I have been in uni #and I don't even want to think about next semester #because at least this one I have managed to make Wednesday completely free of classes #but next semester I don't have that luxury #and it's going to show #i think I'm going to burn out so hard I don't want to repeat a year... #it wouldn't even be a year it would be some subjects but you know... #ugh... i should get my shit together but I never have any energy or willpower to do anything #sad to think the only thing I have sometimes energy to do is play my silly games #well and translating very small things in bursts of energy #anyway I'm going to stop thinking about this and go translate the event stuff that should be fun

[turnaboutchaos]

the meanest thing u can do to urself is purposefully draw something that will make you cry

#was thinking very hard abt aa6 last nite i was :(((((((((( #sobbing to myself as i draw thing: it was so sad. i have to be sad now #at the same time though i was thinking rly hard abt stuff that makes me laugh #so i was swinging like a pendulum back n forth between utter despair and utter silly joy like #felt like i had chugged coffee and orange juice and was feeling the intense effects of both at the same time #helpppp lol emotions are weird im completely at their disposal #ignore this i stg #shutuplance🧡

[altblock-tm]

as much as it pains me to see the worst characters brought back, the Final Singularity is doing fantastic at keeping my favorites as good as ever, if not better

#artbabble-tm #Sorry I got reminded of how silly Ozymandias is #I love him and his complete and utter fascination with Arash #Also!!! Diarmuid standing up for himself!!! Hell yeah!!!

[fated-normal-767]

so pissed off. You know when something is GOING to happen and you’re just waiting? and I’ve got fuck all else to do.

I am. So unbearably bored. if anyone has any ideas of things to draw or write or read or. God I’m losing it.

#however soon I will Thrive :] #rant #<- I’m not really that annoyed though. just bored #this isn’t a fun silly ‘waiting for a game or show update’ bored btw #I’m soon going to witness someone’s complete and utter downfall #and that genuinely fuels me like caffeine directly into the brain #but alas #till then I Wait. #call me eye coded but when I get information about people who hate me suffering #I get ungodly amounts of energy. #like the same as 3 cans of monster #my posts dont forget this tag bro. #posts in which I am NOT being normal

[alastorss]

brother i still have no idea how tumblr works and this is my first request and it might not even be in the right place but—

why does NO ONE talk about the fact that “Allie” would be such a silly nickname for Alastor? i would love to see some headcanons/a lil story about how he would react to the reader calling him that. maybe completely detests it at first but secretly likes it?

a/n: hello lovely, you've come to the right place 🫶 yes yes yes!!! i'm obsessed with this idea <3 i'm adding to this: he would think you're mad at him when you finally call him normally again ^ ^

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"What did you say?"

"Huh?" You hum, attention devoted to fixing Alastor's bowtie.

"That thing you just said. Repeat it."

You finally blink at him, using your palms to smooth out the front of his jacket before stepping out of his bubble. "I said your tie was undone."

"No, dear, before that."

The Radio Demon can feel his eye twitching in irritation. You look at him again dumbly, trying to retrace your steps.

"Oh!" You flash him a little smile and he thinks his brain is going to explode. "Allie?"

He just gawks at you, surprised by the sheer audacity you have. And it doesn't help that he's so fond of you that he doesn't even want to strike you down.

Had it been someone else calling him so endearingly, he might have done something violent. But how could he do that to you, his darling companion, when you look so sweet calling him such a ridiculous name?

"My apologies but... where did that come from?"

"Isn't it cute?" You grin, completely dodging his question.

No, he wants to say. Absolutely not. However, your smile is ever-growing and he can't very well deny you this pleasure. So he sucks it up, draws in a deep inhale to compose himself, and nods.

"Of course, cher."

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Weeks pass and the rest of your friends in the hotel begin to raise a brow at how casually you address such a powerful Overlord. And more than that, he doesn't seem to want to correct you.

It becomes his name reserved exclusively for you. Angel had tried, once, to purr out Allie in a seductive way that made Alastor's skin crawl. Never again.

He gets used to it. Even likes the idea that there is something shared between you that no one else can have. That is, until you're pushing around your breakfast on a plate one morning.

"Can you pass the salt, Alastor?"

He looks up from his mug of coffee in confusion, brain taking a moment to buffer before it catches up with his already moving mouth.

"Alastor?" He repeats his own name, staring at you intensely and most definitely not passing the salt over the table.

You look back up at him blankly. "That's your name, don't wear it out."

He scoffs at your lame joke before sliding the salt shaker over the table. There's something unsettling him and he can't quite place it.

Setting down his newspaper, he watches you as you eat. His gaze is so fiery that you look up from your food almost instantly.

"What's wrong?"

"Are you alright? Have I done something to upset you?"

Your brows scrunch. "No, why?"

"Why did you not call me Allie?"

Complete and utter silence settles over the dining table until he feels like he can't breathe. Your spoonful of food hovers just in front of your open mouth as you stare.

Then, laughter. Laughter fills the room and his ears so heartily that he feels it in his own chest. You double over the table in your fit, spoon clinking onto the plate as you drop it.

"What?" He grumbles.

"Of course I'm not mad at you!" You howl, using a finger to wipe up the tears gathering in your eyes. "'Sides, I thought you hated that name?"

His jaw grows taut. "Hate is a powerful word."

"So you like it?"

"Absolutely not!"

"Liar, you do!"

Alastor is never one to get flustered, but here he is for the first time in his afterlife, teetering on the edge of bursting out in flames. "You are terrible, you know that?"

You snicker, leg getting trapped between his under the table. "Yeah, Allie, I know."

Yet the way his smile softens says it all.

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