#could i google these things? probably

[applejuiceyjuice-art]

NOBODY saw this coming

basically the main thing i remember about google+ was that in order to use youtube, you HAD to have a google+ account (I think around 2013-2014, but google+ and yt had always been intrinsically linked from the start) so I ran with that … yea…

#socialstuck #aj art #this was the sadstuck thing i was thinking about #child death #oc #youtube socialstuck #google+ socialstuck #in the future yt will probably have the beanie back 2 #my original idea was that google+ was annoying little sibling he had to bring around #but then i was like ... this could be sadstuck tho

[yasmeensh]

Finally got to paint something a little more proper for my project. Paleolithic kids see a dragon come down from the sky 🐉

a few more doodles of my OCs Tam Kujo below >>

drew this one in the span of three days during class time :p. A few lines here and there while I wait for the prof to set up the slides and start the class. Kept going until I felt like not adding anymore.

two more

#personal project #OCs #stone age project #paleolithic #neanderthal #I don't know what to tag this project tbh #Tam and Kujo #I can't believe I've settled for final names #but believe it or not.... no final story #my google docs is full of story ideas that I can't commit to #I can't decide on one and make it the fate of this project!!!! #There are so many alternatives!!! So many things that COULD be done #so I decided to forget about having a concrete storyline and just get back to drawing fun things that spark my imagination #I find myself getting more ideas while I'm drawing #I'm drawing the mountain and then I think ah... there will be a very mysterious cave here. yes #I'll probably need to continue writing different ideas until I find one that sticks for a very very long time #ALSO THE NINTENDO DIRECT? #I couldn't breathe after #I had class right after the direct and i couldn't focus #totk is coming lets goooooooo

[mattodore]

found out while putting together matthias's oc page that his name has the exact same etymology and meaning as theo's name...

i’m sure this is information matthias is very normal about…

#theo is in fact a gift from god so jot that down ! #river dipping #i've been throwing myself into oc stuff bc i'm not doing hot mentally which is... tbh when i do my best writing 😭 #none of this is new tho i wrote the bios and 'at a glance' intros months and months ago when i first made an oc page #which is why i do plan on rewriting them but for now i'm leaving them like this... so i guess the echthroi page is done? #obviously echthroi has more characters than this but i haven't taken new screenshots of everyone yet... #i put the gray cas bg back in my game a few days ago only to completely forget i wanted to take new headshots for the oc page 😭 #like these are just placeholders... i want the backgrounds to match the oc page. oh... or maybe i could just do transparent pics? #i think i remember vyx made a post abt how to do that... will look into that when i open the game again. rn i'm at my keyboard 🧑‍💻 #like i am writing new things! started a google doc for theo yesterday and have been writing on it here and there since then #i've already cried in there... lmaooo. i like oc pages for sure but i think a huge google doc is what i really need to keep track of things #i drop so much lore in tags on here and it's like! river write that down somewhere else or you'll lose it 😭 #like i fr have never actually written down any of the info i've shared on here. i've just had all this oc knowledge stored in my brain. #so i went through and copied over a tonnn of tags and posts i've made into google docs but i just know i'm missing things i've probably #said in the tags of their core tagged posts... 🧍 if my blog didn't have so many posts i'd have an easier time going through it but 🤷 #and on top of that i've been making a bunch of posts about theo and matthias on my main acc. which is like 🧍 well great now there's more #i'm gonna lose track of...... i fr have gottt to get into the habit of actually putting things down in theo's google doc!!! #i'm just trying to figure out the best way to format it all but i've downloaded a few templates that i've been messing with. #...anyway. if it isn't obvious i'm trying to get back to posting on here. i'm opening my inbox now with the intent to just. #sit here in my inbox until i can get myself to reply. lads... avpd is actually so torturous i'm not kidding. #i feel like i'm dying trying to get myself to interact with people sometimes even despite how badly i want!!!! to interact!!! #theo and me and our avoidant trauma responses holding hands and skipping around together

[fyodorkitkat]

Tumblr gave me a free blaze for doing a survey help me choose

#i blazed my cat multiple times when i first joined and had hella google play credits from my gacha and otome addiction #which i think is why i got the survey but. i could do that again with this voucher. but i could also just be annoying with my blorbo #hmmmmm #i wanted to do the last option as a fave panel of him but i dont think it would get approved and it is too disturbing to put him anguished #on randos dashes if it did get approved i wouldnt want to do such a thing. on the off chance that option wins it will probably be a #prison onesie collage basically

[silenthillbunni]

🏥🦷

#damn my teeth on my left side reallyyyyy fkn hurt #last night it started hurting so bad i couldnt fall asleep #i took some regular over the counter pain pills nd they brought down the pain a bit #so it at least didnt hurt as bad as it did first #but now after sleeping a few hours it still hurts :// #idk what to do... bc i've googled but it is like impossible for me to know what this is. could be anything rlly #nd w physical health stuff im not as terrified bc i can just go to the ER. when i was there it only cost $15 lol #but dental care is so fkn expensive i dont even have that in my account #anyway. i could get an 'urgent appointment' which i get financial aid for... probably. thats the thing. it's not 100% certain #idk what i should do bc like i could wait it out nd see if it'll pass nd then wait on my appt the 6th may #or maybe i should call my dentists nd ask them what they think nd if they can give me an urgent appt.. #i hate calling tho. i know that sounds ridiculous esp when im dealing w pain but my avpd makes it so so hard for me. i'd almost rather not #if i was smart nd normal thats what i would do. just call them nd see what they decide for me. maybe i'll wait nd see nd call tmrw.... #nd idk abt the pain. like it rlly hurts but it isnt extreme i think.. but when i press one tooth it hurts a lot nd makes me worried it's #dying 💀 nd like u can actually die from teeth pain nd complications... nd infections nd stuff. it's scary af 😭 #idk if my tooth is dying nd i need to contact a dentist rn or if its smth that can wait for a bit #i mean if i had a job nd a salary i'd book an appt for tmrw nd get it checked but i have to discuss w myself bc i cant afford lol #ugh this is the reason im terrified of dental problems. the pain is awful nd theres nothing u can do if you're poor #my head keeps spinning idk what i should do abt this 😭 i csnt make up my mind. just want it to go away on its own but i know it wont #nd it hurts so that i can barely sleep or eat or concentrate. so i rlly dont know..... #oh if only things were easy

[piosplayhouse]

Got this article recommended on Google and just clicked for shits and giggles but GOD it's so much worse than I thought FGGHH..

Where to even start.. first of all the author only uses family names to refer to all of the characters which is . Not right in the slightest and also reeks of White People Cmedia Journalism. "The one with the most controversy" as if Sexytimes With Wangxian didn't become normie news and tgcf didn't have accusations of xl being a groomer and hc being a stalker. and Um... SCUM VILLAIN DONGHUA IS AVAILABLE ON YOUTUBE?? literally on the same channel as cql and mdzs donghua?? What do you mean it's not on any major streaming platforms... Just say you don't know shit about SV god.

I'll excuse the SV is the most lighthearted comment because yeah sure but also it's so irresponsible to just mention the (imo completely baseless) discourse about bingqiu and then turn around and say it's "light on the heavy themes" without giving any kind of warning for the very legitimate critical depictions of graphic child abuse, sexualization of teen girls, gore, etc.

Ok sorry that was my rant bad journalism! Even articles that are "recommending" SV are doing it in such a backhanded, shallow way that doesn't give credit or appropriately warn readers about the content without either demonizing or erasing it

#SORRYYY #No real hate to the author theyre probably just a cql fan who was like oh i want to get my friends into this!! and they just googled like #the sv plot #but its so frustrating LOL like sv is not the series for everyone! i will say tjat wholeheartedly! #i wish everyone would read it but i accept that it's just not some peoples things! and it's ok! #but its also important to see it for what it is instead of getting swept up in misinformation about it which ultimately #harms people that could be genuinely triggered by the content and puts an unfair rap on the fandom that results in needless #and baseless harassment. its just a bad look all around #anyway that was my 20 cents #svsss #rant #long post #long posts #svsss discourse

[todayisafridaynight]

I’m fairly new to the fandom, but I do have a question if you can answer it! Why do people ship Daigo with Aoki / Masato? I tried looking to see if they’ve interacted before, but couldn’t find anything! Sorry for asking I’m just </3 dumb AND I LOVE YOUR ART OF THEM!!! Nerd looking ahhhhhh

hi ! welcome to the community i hope you're having a lovely time so far and ty for enjoyin my stuff :) no need for apologies it's a very fair question to have :]

i cant speak for everyone (all. ten people into masadai anyway) but Personally To Me i just think the idea of them together is very funny. thats quite literally it im afraid..

#snap chats #//twenty page google doc in the background// ignore that. it's mostly for comedic purposes #might also be my fault idk sorry about that. allegedly. idk ive had like three people tell me they started to ship them cause of me 🧍‍♂️ #@mementoasts is another person who's drawn masadai and whose stuff i love and am inspod by .. i love their disneyland fic sm ... #there was another artist on twitter who posted a neat drawing of them but i cant remember who they were and i didnt bookmark it //screams// #recently there's been ANOTHER masadai artist ive started following on twitter - @wifekiryu. his account's n/s/f/w fyi before you go looking #he has a tumblr too @foxdies. i say cause i realized as much recently vjeaKLGJALKGJ #oh but I GUESS ill get deeper into why. /i/ personally ship masadai or whatever #first off they're opposing factions yet their character alignments Do Not Match their roles. stereotypically anyway #aoki who leads the 'surface' of society and is meant to be an admirable figure and someone 'just' when really. he sucks LMAO #though that's not atypical of politicians but just from a stereotypical This Is A Respectable Individual perspective of his role #daigo on the other hand leads the 'underbelly' of society- yk comprised of dangerous criminals and outcasts and whatnot #yet as we know him daigo's compassionate and considerate of his men- he doesnt treat them like tools like aoki does #if put in a room with the two daigo would be most people's choice of person to hang out with. probably open a trapdoor on aoki tbh #and i think thats really cool and epic i always love that kinda Subverting Expectations thing #theres also the fact they both started off like. edgy/angsty in the franchise and then brush up down the line #masato does a stronger 180. publicly. obviously but its still really funny they both have to get their act together #if you wanna talk about in-text reasons. there really is none LMAO I TELLS YOU masadai is pure crack #but if i wanted to pull a muscle reaching then there's daigo being on aoki's side while everyone else is on arakawa's during the funeral #im lying of course. mitsu was behind him. rgg tryna make me forget mitsu exist .... put him back in y8 .... #and ofc ichi joins that side to even out the seating but moving on another Goofy Reason is arakawa being like #'the chairman and my son are like p much the same age Surely he knows how he thinks :)' #and then i just think daigo being all smarmy about outsmarting aoki is really goofy and im choosing to interpret that as personal #they both also have issues with their dad. s. dad/s/. anyway. #tbh the google doc tag was a joke but i really could sit here and list every dumb reason why i think theyre funny together #like i started going over the tag limit so uhhhh yeah needless to say i have a lot of. dumb reasons 💀💀💀💀 #one day ill use the main text for long rambles like this but todays not that day Point Is my imagination is rampant im afraid #so the short and sweet of it is I Think It's Funny. And They'd Be Terrible Together. Which Is Why It's Funny. #and the unfortunate part is anything i find funny i obsess over for a year so. //gestures to the mountain of bullshit thats my masadai tag/

[gideonisms]

hello lovely! do you have favorite bread drawer takes i just like sometimes thing about it and totally lose it

Well I'm not quite sure if you mean takes I have seen or just thoughts about it, but my take is thus:

On the ninth it's cold enough that if you leave food out it probably stays good quite a while. Not sure what the pest situation is but it's safe to say harrow doesn't know what happens when you leave food out in a warm coastal climate (ants at BEST)

harrow prefers bread to all of the other foods at canaan house. To her that's the best food. she also knows Gideon isn't picky about food and will pretty much eat whatever

harrow isn't sure what condition Gideon will be in when she wakes up but is obviously upset and guilty about the trial and probably doesn't think Gideon will want to see her first thing. so instead of getting food for her she leaves a meal she thinks is good and sends cam who has more medical expertise to check in

Basically I read it as a genuine gesture on harrow's part. she's just bad at genuine gestures

Gideon would probably have preferred harrow and a full meal but alas. she got drawer bread instead and then decided to die for the weirdo who gave it to her

when you think about it drawer bread is a reminder to all of us that although we may be atrocious at figuring out how to show our affection there is probably at least one person in the world who will eat our drawer bread with only a little bit of eye rolling

Maybe try asking that person what they'd like to eat?

#this post brought to you by one of my close friends is moving out of the country and i'm not sure what to give her #or which of her two (2) going away parties i should attend #feels weird to ask. feels like one of those things i should just know #anyway #i really feel that harrow probably could have googled her way out of bread drawer given enough time #replies #drawer bread

[katya-goncharov]

there are these two girls on my uni course who i want to make friends with SO much but i'm so bad at making friends generally. i guess i'll just have to try to actually, like, talk to them

#they're the only ones on my course who are around my age bc it's a postgrad course and they seemed nice last time i had class with them #but they kept being like oh i like your outfit etc and i never know what to say to that apart from like. thanks #like i don't know how to turn that kind of thing into a conversation and they'll have probably given up on me by the time i next have class #with them so i guess I'LL have to be the one to make the first move next time and try to start a conversation. but i'm so bad at it!!!! #emma vents #i wish How To Make Friends was something you could just google and not something super basic that everyone else in the world just #automatically can do just fine except for me

[rainbowcoloredpalmtrees]

get to know you tag game ✨

tagged by: @cosmicdreamgrl 💛

pronouns: she/her

star sign: cancer

siblings & fun facts about them: two younger brothers. the middle one is always up to something - recently he was hired to sell knives door to door? but we’re not sure if he kept up with it or dedicated more time to his shoe shining gig. the little one (he’s twelve) is our geographer. We always ask him where a country is and he can point it out or draw a map of it. He knew more when he was younger but he can still name capital cities of a ton of countries

pets: four dogs. they’re all my annoying babies

fandoms: there’s probably too many to name. If there’s a tag for it I was probably super invested at one point or still am super invested

favorite colour: yellow

favorite song: I’m gonna go with Yun. I hear the first few notes and it’s like I’m calm immediately.

favorite author: I haven’t read enough books by the same author to pick (outside of a series) Pachinko by Min Jin Lee is my favorite book though so maybe her? I’ll come back to it when I read her other book.

hobbies: I’m an art and pretty building lover, trying to visit more galleries and pay attention to the buildings/architects around here. Making lists should count. I’m still trying to get into journaling but no where near those who can do it all pretty.

do you have any partners? nop

fun fact about you/anything extra you want to share: I’m still pretty proud of that one time a friend asked me about a sculpture on top of a building and I was able to recognize it as the she wolf that nursed Remus and Romulus. Gave them the whole backstory and everything

tagging: @senor-hoberto @raplinenthusiasts @longlegsnamjoon420 @saraminia @ramonaflow 🫶

#catch me on a good day and I could probably get a ted talk going about Rome #I saw a video the other day about it and there’s this podcast I like to put on #I do not know the basic functions of google sheets but I will abuse them for my lists #my two faves are for books to read/things to watch and local places to visit #I also plan my trips on sheets #i got tagged!

[cum-roll]

hi ::) whats ur favorite word?

first ordeal, I'm studying linguistics. I know my words, you just hit an awesome nerve

the simplest answer is "Kurwa", because it's a beautiful word and such a useful one at that

however, i cannot use it. I have a speech defect that makes me sound funny when I curse out my friends. I have been told that I sound "cute" when I yell it but like I just called you a slut!!! bitch!!!

I know that it isn't a question about swear words but they are infinitely more interesting to talk about then normal words, so to answer your question - my favourite word is: "jeb"

What is "jeb" you ask - its an onomatopoeia. Simplest translation is "FUCKING SLAM" in all caps, just like that. Surprisingly useful!

Real life example from a conversation I had a week ago:

"I'll be sitting in my room all quiet then JEB kurwa my neighbor shut the door so hard the walls shook and he wasn't even done I'm trying to focus as he goes JEB JEB fucking insane"

Beautiful word!

You know I'm not even done with it! Jeb can be just the core of many, many beautiful words. Basically it's a core word to be used to make a swear word out of a verb. A few examples:

jebać - to fuck

zajebać - to fucking steal/kill/punch

przyjebać - to fucking punch

ojebać - to fucking eat whole

and also other useful words like

zajebiście - fucking awesome

Fun fact! You can do the same things with cores "kurwa" and "pierdolić" snd others so have fun with that

Another fun fact, with slight changes this will ALSO work in other Slavic languages (which is literally my studies rn), like in Czech or Ukrainian I think, and all the others will have some version of that. Definitely "Kurva"

My most favourite non-swear word is probably szczęście because foreigners make funny wide eyes at that

#it means 'luck' #ok im sorry for the long post i had to get it out of me #my favourite english word which is probably what you were going for is probably like #i need to think about this #my LEAST favourite word is 'world' because im UNABLE to pronounce it it's a losing battle #obsessed with german long words #i once said Staatsgerichtshofbrandstiftung as a joke and it's stuck in my head #its like 'arson of the constitutional court' or something #it's not an official word mind you.. its two words stuck together ill let you figure out where one ends and other starts #ok but my fav english word uhhhh #im a big fan of how in modern times other languages adapt english words for technology like email or google and fucking #frankenstein them into their grammar making abominations like croatian 'mejlove' and others #so there's that #i like the internet words like uwu and stuff #did you know that when you search up uwu on wikipedia there are two pronunciations english and polish #cuz we say it like : #uvu #becaus of different phonetic transcript #it is 2:30 i am going to bed #glad to could have rambled at you #much love to you mutual #hope anyone finds this monologue mildly entertaining #pewce and love uwu #young master is saying things?? #many #many things #i love you shrimpathizer!!! friend spotted!!!!!!!!! #'drops s fucking novel on your knees'

[arabela25]

job applications that ask about career ambition....... idk earn enough money to have a place to live? and buy food?? some extra for fun things and a vacation once in a while???

#it's so stupid #what do they want me to say #my ambition is to climb the retail ladder??? #I want to be a manager?? #no offense for all of you who do #I was happy packing orders believe it or not #I think I'll just google what generic thing to answer #surely that won't be the factor that disqualifies me #since it's a direct competitor of the place I worked before so I actually do have relevant experience in the area #which is the only reason why I'm applying to what is probably a minimun wage (or not much above) job #(also I think they're opening a location much closer to me soon-ish so the money I could save on gasoline!)

[front-facing-pokemon]

#cascoon #it's like silcoon‚ but purple and pointy! desperately trying to remember how this one comes about. i'm gonna seem like a fake pokémon fan #i know silcoon and cascoon are both evolutions of wurmple. but i don't remember what the criteria are. is it a gender thing? hold on google #oh. it's just. some hidden personality value. so it's effectively random #y'know what. i think that's better than it being a gender thing. shoutout. but it could be considerably more interesting #maybe i'm just conditioned by the hitmonline to think that every evolution criteria has to be stupid and obscure and insane #or finizen At All #or all the stupid-ass trade evos. do not like trade evos. i do Not like trade evos! i have said this before but i will keep saying it #i just realized i called cascoon purple and pointy as though silcoon was not pointy. i'm not with it at all this morning #i just woke up‚ y'all. can you tell. can you tell i'm not sentient yet. i have to go to work in like an hour and a half and i am Not ready #anyway. i'm gonna get this guy up in the queue and dustox and then take my meds. see you guys in the dustox post #this must look so weird to y'all. since dustox is gonna be either multiple hours or a whole Day after cascoon #but i queue up two to three pokémon at once every morning to keep a good backlog in the queue in case one morning i miss it #which has happened before. it's saved my ass before. and i'm gonna need to use it at the beginning of july #sneak peek for you guys. i'll be heading out of town on june 30th to go to the other side of the country for work. so i won't be around #any posts you see from june 30th to july 4th are gonna be like super duper queued in advance. and i probably won't be able to answer asks #or anything like that. i dunno if i'll do a formal announcement bc no one will even notice but for you dear reader #who read this deep into my mile-long cascoon tags. you now know that i will be out of town from june 30th to july 4th #use this power wisely….

[skyburger]

"fnaf is the scariest game ever" "no its silent hill" "well i think its resident evil" everyone shut up!!!!!! youre all wrong. its actually zack & wiki quest for barbaros' treasure (on the nintendo wii) but only the level "keeper of the ice". that level scared me so bad as a kid and you can tell because its the only individual level i remember the name of off the top of my head. like there is nothing scarier than a) being chased and b) being on a time limit. and you know what this level has? BOTH OF THOSE. this level is still scary to me im like AHHHHH!!!! and then i die

#i had to google horror games after i thought really hard for silent hill and fnaf #because like. resident evil is just not a horror game in my mind... its just cool zombie game... #to be fair though. the only one i actually played a portion of was re6 which is probably the least scary one in the whole series #anyway do the kids still find silent hill and fnaf scary. i dont know. #well the former id say yes given how prevalent ps1 horror has been in recent years #fnaf i have no idea. im a massive wuss so its scary when i play it for myself #but watching someone else play them especially when i know them well isnt scary #and ive watched fnaf videos for YEARS #so i dont know. (old man voice) these damn kids... back in my day we watched markiplier scream at freddy fazbear and we LIKED it! #anyway its objectively a horror game and thata literally fine thats all i needed for this post #MY POINT HERE. my point here #IS THAT HIT ZACK AND WIKI LEVEL KEEPER OF THE ICE. IS SOOOOO SCARY #its not that scary but i see tjat level and im like 3 years old making my mom play this level for me again #and for the record yes me and my sister really did make our mom help us with z&w #she remembers helping us with frost breath the most because we like did notttttt get that one at all #and she could never remember how to do the mirrors based on what combination of stands is there (because tjeres like a few variations) #so she always had to look up a guide 😭😭 #my poor mother on fucking gamefaqs or something in like 2010... legends only #anyway if you have no idea what level im talking about (any of my oomfs reading this that isnt end) (hi end) PLEASE look up this level #and i need you to think of like a 5(?) year old making her mom play this game. #this aforementioned child is still a massive wuss as an adult btw. some things never change #anyway watch that level and think about how someone like me. whos already a scaredy cat! #imagine how someone like me felt at age 5 possibly younger playing this level #I WISH I COULD LIKE CONVEY EMOTIONS OVER TUMBLR. why cant i attach a .emotion file to this post #anyway ramble over <- hes said that like a million times today #scariest level in a game ever...!!!!! FUCK that keeper of the ice bitch im GLAD he died #muffin mumbles

[kneelingshadowsalome]

I just now realized that I accidentally tagged you in the "characters with the same (…) as me" even tho you already did it, I even reblogged it from your reblog. God I‘m such an idiot I apologize profusely 🥲

(Also no need to answer to this, I just wanted you to know that I realized that I‘m an idiot and wanted to apologize)

Darling you are not an idiot and it's perfectly ok 💕💋 Besides I've probably done it to other people too without even noticing. Oopsies! ^^

#worse things have happened #you could have a blog for example where you let people ask questions and then you just never answer those questions like ever #claim you're on hiatus and then open google docs and cackle as you go #no but seriously #no need for negative self talk!! #(i know it was probably on joke but) embrace the cringe please! #join the dark side we have cookies and no shame <3