#cultsim

[yharnamsnewslug]

Almost done!!! This project is a lot of fun but I'm gonna be making TONNES of these so. Lol. Lmao, even. I gotta find a better way than the one I have right now, it takes too long. Each print is about 10 mins.

#cultsim #cultist simulator #sixth history #book of hours #secret histories

[motherfucker-unlimited]

Dumb Cultsim/Book of Hours memes I made for some reason

#cultist simulator #book of hours #cultsim #weather factory

[chromodorid]

in light of the librarian showing us just how unhinged the cultist is i bet the cultsim patrons don't actually need the cultist for new information or anything they just commission those essays because they want to see what that weird feral idiot's doing with those lore bits

like mme bechet and count jannings are only calling the cultist up because the kerisham review readers/the count's bros see the insane ramblings the cultist puts into every article and they eat that shit up

#cultist simulator #cultsim #book of hours #weather factory

[imageartifacts]

I think my favorite piece of cultsim trivia is "professional occultist has said they can't play it because it's too close to their actual job"

#cultsim #cultist simulator

[powerwordcum]

The most impressive part of the cultist simulator/book of hours universe is the amount of insane theological discourse all these different groups were having, genuinely fascinating to read about the different ways the Hours were worshipped. It's also impressive because this has meta-game consequences to where I will see an in game piece of lore and go "ah no i disagree with that interpretation of the solar hours I don't think the Door-In-The-Eye can be counted among them" and I'll realize I've fallen for the trap.

#cultist simulator #cultsim #book of hours #jason talks #this also applies to posts people make about the series #because i'll see a take and get so livid with rage i feel like heironymus whatever his name was writing about the sisterhood of the knot #incredibly absorbing game because of that fact

[orangemoustache]

pov: you’re the scrawny fellow from the fourth floor who has been appointed supervisor of records (temporary) after mr alden stopped showing up to work. your colleague, who keeps coming to work even though his paper-thin skin is leaking a strange unnatural light, is very openly implying he had something to do with your predecessor suddenly going insane. you don’t make eye-contact -- you can’t, because the dizzying suns of knowledge resting in his skull terrify you -- and you quietly swear that unlike mr alden, you will never ever interfere with his work. you retreat back to the fourth floor. just another day at glover & glover

#cultist simulator #cultsim #cs #cultist simulator art #cultsim art #still thinking about her (the hilarity of going to work when youre trying to ascend and it's Very Obvious to everyone)

[skolekosophist]

Made a really shitty meme to convey my feelings

#book of hours #cultist simulator #cultsim #hushposting #weather factory #baldur's gate 3

[tozettastone]

Listen, burning the Gävle goat is a ritual of edge and forge lore. The struggle is the point, and through fire it is transformed. I don't make the rules.

#may your demons slumber and your cup be full #tis the season #cultist simulator (video game) #cultsim

[theouroborosart]

The New King's light shines brightly. The Sanctioned Version of the Book of Suns tells us that he may herald the unification of the gods-who-were-Light, into a new Sun-in-Splendour. We should seek answers in Horomachistry.

Commission for Sneakworks

#cultist simulator #book of hours #cultsim #commission

[thittholang]

An Hour that demands the union of what is at rest, an Hour that is sought at the water's edge and beneath the moon

#cultist simulator #cultsim #art #my art #drawing #illustration #Witch-and-Sister

[hellcheckers]

tier list of all the hours in cultsim based on how horny I think they are

S Tier: The Grail - Self explanatory

The-Mare-In-The-Tree and The Malachite are canonically rumored to fuck nasty in the woods despite it technically being illegal to fuck if you’re immortal

A Tier: Mother of Ants - im biased because I think she’s hot. the fact that jesus is one of her names won’t deter me from trying to hit that.

The Forge of Days - Quite literally caused a millennial calamity via killing the Sun-In-Splendor because she was afraid that they would get too horny, would put in S tier but she did kill her lover so.

The Moth - Listen having one of the ways to ascend as the carapace cross is to be a stripper and lapdance in several occult locations. The moth may not fuck be they sure as hell don’t mind that.

The Sister and Witch + The Witch and Sister - these lesbians are literally intertwined with two different versions corresponding to different aspects. Which one is the witch and which one is the sister? I don’t fucking know and neither do you. One drowned after the other and if that doesn’t scream tragic sapphic sex idk what does. also they probably sent the recipe to the sex in the beach cocktail to some random bartender as a prank good for them.

B Tier: The Flowermaker - While I don’t know much about them, I do know that those flowers a definitely drugs. Not horny enough to bone but horny enough to make Acid 100000.

The Thunderskin - Bro got flayed because The Grail and him fucked to the point that he was the sacrifice bc they just really boned that much.

The Beachcomber - While this avian hour does not have any lore behind its sexual preferences, it is said to “collect the secret liaisons of the hours and gloat”. Fucking voyeur.

C Tier: The Elegiast- He is not the kindest hour, but he does not forget. This may or may not extend to the liaisons of mortals. Best not to ask him about it.

The Colonel and The Lionsmith - Gonna be honest these two are too caught up with trying to one up each other via eternal strife to actually think about committing the crime of the sky. Shoutout to the theory/headcanon that The Colonel and The Mother of Ants are secret lovers though.

The Vagabond - Has probably fucked in her lifetime, but is definitely too salty over being banned from the Mansus to think about sex.

The Velvet - She��s too busy digging in the dirt and hiding juicy gossip and world ending secrets. Understands consent as she did say No to the Glory.

D Tier: The Sun-In-Rags - I don’t think any of the technical children of The Sun are too happy about being born via failed and lethal sex. Definitely don’t think the Sun-In-Rags is happy about visiting what’s essentially his mom when it’s the spitting but depressed image of his dad.

The Door in The Eye - I don’t think medieval LASIK is hot tbh but that might just be me. Other than the fact that Teresa is within its vicinity, there are no horny vibes here unless you count blood.

The Meniscate - Child of The Sun, see above. However, bonus points to how she’ll take in the dancer if they are too symmetrical to be sorted under heart or moth.

F Tier: The Wolf Divided - CONSUME TEAR KILL FLESH. CONSUME TEAR KILL FLESH. CONSUME TEAR KILL FLESH.

The Crowned Growth - EAT MOLD EAT MOLD EAT MOLD EAT MOLD EAT MOLD EAT MOLD EAT MOLD EAT MOLD EAT MOLD

The Madrugad - Probably the least traumatized of The Sun’s children. Also probably has the level head to not get involved with anything that has to do with The Crime of The Sky.

#cultist simulator #cultsim #book of hours #tier list #weather factory

[sephirajo]

ahh yes the most potent occult text

#cultsim #cultist simulator #weather factory #this mom games

[chromodorid]

fun date idea take your beloved to the MUSEUM OF WORMS it's a fun time there nothing bad ever happens there ever I promise

#cultsim #cultist simulator

[leggypuppy]

Imagine being a fugitive passing by Brancrug. You're in the inn having a meal, this village has like 6 buildings. No way the law is going to catch you here. Suddenly this guy/gal/something else/neither shows up holding a single penny and asks for your help with a florin for your troubles. They look like someone that walks 10 miles a day every day of the week and subsists on nothing but snake oil. You've seen saner eyes on opium addicts.

They immediately abduct you across the bridge by the scruff of your neck. They spends the entire day talking about the weather. They hand you an entire bottle of wine and tell you to drink it. You're afraid for your life. They drag you even deeper into the castle, past boarded doors and you're pretty sure you saw a hundred seagulls somewhere. They hand you a saw. Their arm is RIPPED and their grip is iron.

"Could you help me up those stairs?"

The range of responses to how Normal or not the Librarian actually is so entertaining to me

The Duality Of Librarian

#cultist simulator #cultsim #book of hours (game) #weather factory

[saschacant]

Ligeia Club tag yourself to celebrate the imminent release of Book of Hours <3

#cultist simulator #cultsim #cs #book of hours #grail #moth #heart #sulochana amavasaya #marinette #our lady of wires #cba to name all of them sorry i’m a hater #did i mention i’m a dancer btw #ligeia club #ecdysis club #ezeem tag for exposure because i know you ezeem bitches will like this post too because i’m ezeem bitches #meme #shitpost #saschacant

[orangemoustache]

(phrygian class with prof. ezeem, the second thirstly)

#cultist simulator #cultsim #cultsim art #ezeem #cultist simulator art #obviously in canon learning the language is probably far spicier than this. but this is the vision i had. so. #POV: a name-emanation of the red grail is sitting buck naked on your desk and correcting your grammar