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matmiraculous · 3 months

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I know the poll isn't over yet but I got excited

Meet Nebula and Fern, short king and tall queen parents of the five Brozone brothers. Nebula is 36 at the time of his death and Fern is 37. Nebula is a gruff outdoorsy man with a soft spot for kids. He loves camping, fishing, spending time with his kids, and his wife. He is the oldest of Rosiepuff's two sons and his fathers name is Saturn, hence the space themed names of Nebula and his brother Nova. John Dory was closest to his father and if Branch has ever met him, he would have been as well. Fern is a sweet and fiesty woman who's good at keeping kids busy. She carried all five eggs due to Nebula's "Limp Hair" genetic condition coming from Grandpa Saturns side of the family. She likes baking, art, and gardening. Bruce, Clay, and Floyd were all closer to their mother due to being "softer" and not as much of an outdoorsy person as their father and oldest brother. Feel free to ask more about them :> First art by @aliennopossumm

Second art was my og concept. Can't post my color swatch test for Nebula because it has secrets on it.

#trolls #trolls band together #trolls 3 #dreamworks trolls #eldest and youngest au #the eldest and the youngest #tbt #trolls tbt #unusual brother au #trolls brozone #parentszone #dadzone #momzone #trolls john dory #john dory #trolls branch #trolls bruce #trolls clay #trolls floyd

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modernitymerch1 · 2 years

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https://www.redbubble.com/i/t-shirt/Born-To-Fish-Forced-To-Work-fisherman-dad-gifts-fishing-quotes-by-modernitymerch/118332365.FB110

#trout #fishing #spinning #ultralight #upload #fish #deep sea creatures #dad #daily dad #dailydad #dads #dadzone #dad zone #men favorit activities #giftforfisherman #gone fishing #gift for him

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godadorgohome · 1 year

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In case anyone in the Dadzone lost their identification ....

#submission #oh gosh thank u it must have fallen out of my pocket thank u obey!!!#this is a monsterfucker zone as well as the dadzone <3

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sneak-e-es · 1 year

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you dont know how long ive been waiting for gritho to become real. since SEASON 7. ever since they were jungle guys together and in the mycelium resistance ive been WAITING

#FINALLY #now im just waiting for grithubs to become real #everytime bdubs calls him dad its so funny #imagine getting freaking dadzoned by that guy

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if-you-like-pina-colada-s · 1 year

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YESSS I FINALLY MADE ONE

This man is giving me brainrot rn so I filled out a blorbo sheet for him. Though let's face it, this doesn't truly unpack the feelings I have for him.

Anyway, feel free to ask questions. I'll do the other characters too soon. You can ask me about my opinions on any character anytime btw. Or even on ships too. Fire away babey.

#hws #hetalia #blorbo bleebus #hws china #aph china #yao wang #wang yao #ajkzofnwkoshckd #hes just so #🥺#imma shut up now #art atyle change maybe???#idk im testing shit out still #i like this tho #oh yeah #he is my chinese dad btw #i have dadzoned him #my papa #Piña's art

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slipscout · 2 years

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everyone gets to shut the fuck up im sobbing someone hand over the found family dynamic but make it sofia the first

#cedric: *exists*#me instantly: BANISHED TO THE DADZONE #WHY AM I CRYING OVER A CHILDRENS SHOW WHAT THE FUCK #sofia the first #this makes me so mad #cedric my beloved tho hes so funky #GOD I LOVE FOUND FAMILY

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abysswatchers420 · 7 months

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REALLY loving all the mr hands screentime

#WE'RE ENTERING THE DADZONE

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pilfappreciator · 3 months

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Did another oopsie and accidentally deleted another ask (*bangs head on table*) BUT HOPEFULLY THE LOVELY ANON WHO SENT IT SEES THIS!!

DADZONE & Child! Reader: John Dory

Includes: GN! Reader, Child! Reader, Adopted! Reader, accidental DILF John Dory, slight angst

TW: mention of spiders and body horror near the end (nothing too graphic but just in case)

🥽 This man doesn't trust himself enough not to fuck up another meaningful relationship ://

🥽 Personally, how I see it, becoming a father is probably the last thing on JD's to-do list. I mean he's definitely got the skills (being the oldest of five and having to raise his brothers means he's picked up a few things), and I like to think that it's something he longs for deep down, but considering how BADLY he fumbled with his brothers the last time they were all in the same room...

🥽 So yeah. In theory would be SO down to start a family of his own, but in practice?? He is EXTREMELY hesitant

🥽 THAT BEING SAID!! Chances are he probably found you as an egg

🥽 He was out one day, hiking out in the forest or exploring coastal coves or rock climbing, when all of a sudden he just… stumbles across an egg. Just sitting there in a patch of moss or nestled into a log

🥽 Ends up taking the egg with him back to Ronda, but not before an actual HOUR of confused staring? Distressed pacing back and forth?? Panicked rambling all the while???

🥽 (the fact that Ronda tried to eat the egg upon his return doesn't help at all)

🥽 John Dory spends the next month or so visiting nearby troll villages and asking anyone who crosses his path "Hey man did you drop this? 😬"

🥽 In the end he decides to take you in himself. Partly because he's gotten tired of all the looks other trolls keep giving him for trying to force an egg into their hands, and also because he… may have grown attached to said egg in the past few weeks. I mean by the end of day 3 he'd already given you a name so you know he's screwed ahsjkakaa

🥽 He tells himself he's taking you in because it's what any good citizen would do (He is a lair. He is 100% doing it for himself)

🥽 The day you hatch is LITERALLY one of the best days of his life? Like he's just making himself some dinner and suddenly he hears crackling coming from his hair?? And then there's babbling???

🥽 This man is going about his day with you nestled in his hair (basically the troll equivalent to carrying a baby on your hip lol). He's choppin trees, foraging for food, and driving his armadillo van all while he's got an actual egg sitting on his head. Absolutely talks to you the whole time, too. He has no idea if you can actually hear him but like.. this man spent the last 20 years all alone in the woods, okay, his ass is lonely :((

🥽 Yknow that thing parents do where they hold up headphones to a woman's womb and play Mozart or whatever to make the baby "smarter" or some shit?? Yeah that's JD. He's doing the same thing to his egg

🥽 no Mozart tho ONLY BROZONE 😤😤 HIS BABY HAS GOTTA HAVE GOOD TASTE AND NOTHING LESS

🥽 If he's really feeling himself then he'll sing the songs himself. And then proceed to give unprompted lore behind the lyrics and the songs "true meaning" (songs include Brozone classics such as Baby Boy Got My Heart In A Headlock Boy and Baby Baby Love You Like A Pizza But Hate You Like There's Pineapple On It Babe)

🥽 "holy crap YOU'RE SO SMALL—"

🥽 UGLY CRYING HOLDING YOU IN THE CROOK OF HIS ARM CARESSING YOUR SOFT LITTLE FACE WITH HIS FINGER

🥽 Will die if you reach for him with your tiny baby hands or just smile up at him

🥽 He's still gonna carry you around in his hair while he goes about his day and stuff ngl. Like for him, it's a signature of your guys' bond and you bet your ass he's gonna be milking it for as long as he can (definitely dreads the day you become too big/old for it)

🥽 Most definitely tries to teach you survival skills as soon as possible. He's teaching you how to fish, he's demonstrating how to start a fire with the bare essentials, he's letting you DRIVE RONDA—

🥽 "It's an important skill to have, champ, trust me!"

"...but I'm only five."

"Never too early for a learner's permit!"

🥽 Defnitely tries to reel in that controlling/perfectionist mindset of his, at least for your sake. The last thing he wants is a repeat of what went down with his brothers. As a result he's probably more lenient when you get into trouble or do something wrong

🥽 Fr tho like... you'll accidentally(?) cause an explosion and his ass will be standing, hands on his hips like "I'm not mad, just disappointed 🤨"

🥽 You thought you were getting spoon fed Brozone content as an egg?? Well congrats on being born cuz now you're getting served Brozone content for BREAKFAST 👏 DINNER 👏 AND 👏 LUNCH

🥽 JDs most definitely the type of guy to break into song whenever he's doing the most mundane of tasks (laundry, cooking, cleaning, etc), and yes he fully expects you to join in and know all the lyrics helloooo?? You've basically been raised on Brozone songs at this point like cmon, don't leave him hanging!

🥽 FR THO!! If you grow up to be a Brozone stan, he's never gonna be more proud of himself <33

🥽 This man definitely has a physical collection of every song/album/cover his band has ever done (I'm mean this is the same guy who kept his brothers underwear in a frame for 20 years so ://). He treats every CD, record, cassette tape, etc. like the priceless artifacts they are and YES, HES GONNA PASS THEM ONTO YOU LIKE THEYR FAMILIY HEIRLOOMS DID YOU EXPECT ANY LESS

🥽 If you grow up to lean more towards a different genre of music or Brozone just doesn't end up being your cup of tea... JDs gonna be a lil devastating ngl

🥽 Pls assure him that he has not failed as a father

🥽 Jokes aside tho! I feel like despite his wounded ego, JD will at least TRY to see your point of view. I mean he's definitely gonna be a bit of a grandpa about it—

*while the two of you are listening to your favorite song*

"I mean, I GUESS it's okay... not nearly as lyrically genius as Brozone's hit single: Baby Girl Ur Sweet Like A Milkshake Girl But I'm Lactose Intolerant Baby 🙄"

"Dad. Please shut up."

—but rest assured that he WILL support you and your music taste <33

🥽 You want merch of your favorite band/artist? No worries he's (stealing it right off the shelf) got money to pay for it! Is there a new album about to drop? He's (breaking into a store in the middle of night like a rabid racoon) patiently waiting in line just to buy it for you! You wanna go to a concert? He's using Ronda to (break speed limits, run people over, disobey every known traffic rule) get good parking at the venue!!

🥽 SPEAKING OF CONCERTS!! I feel like he'd be able to offer solid advice on the do's and don'ts of attending a concert. Like... my guy was in a popular band back in the day and he knows first hand how outta hand concerts can get. He has SEEN some shit ajskskaka

🥽 JD definitely has a photo album full of pictures from back in the day. Some of them are snapshots of him and the rest of Brozone, but a majority of the pictures are just of him and his family— away from the stage and cameras. Just him and his brothers and grandma Rosiepuff too...

🥽 He remembers the exact moment every picture was taken, and he'll tell you every bit of context. Birthday, pranks gone wrong, holidays, first day of school— there's a snapshot for just about every milestone. All you have to do is ask and JD is more than happy to relay every childhood anecdote he can remember

🥽 It gets to the point where you eventually know just about everything about your uncles... WHO YOU HAVE NEVER EVEN MET YET AKSKSKAKAK

🥽 It's definitely something that freaks them out once you finally DO meet them

🥽 Like you'll have a conversation with Clay and they'll be like "yeah I'm not a big fan of spiders haha" and you just go "Oh that makes sense considering you used to have vivid nightmares about them crawling under your skin and tickling you to death" and Clay's just like "how the fuck did you know that????"

🥽 "Dude stop telling your kid everything about us"

"I haven't seen you guys in 20 years! I just wanted them to feel close to their uncles ;(("

"THEY DONT NEED TO KNOW ABOUT HOW I USED TO PICK MY NOSE WHEN I WAS SEVEN"

🥽 John Dory, Older Brother Who Overshares About His Younger Siblings my beloved <33

Ermmm yeahhhh this was originally gonna be one big post including ALL the brothers... but then I started writing for JD and got carries away... so yeah this ask is gonna have to be a multi-parter AJSJSJAKKA SORRY ANON I COULDN'T HELP MYSELF 🤥

NEXT PARTS ARE IN THE WORKS!!

Bruce | Clay | Floyd | Branch

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matmiraculous · 3 months

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Will we get an info dump on Reaper JD I'm actually confused on who he is

You can have a little info right now!!! He is still a bit of a work in progress though. Basically, he comes from a god au where the brozone brothers and their parents are all gods. JD is the god of Death and Devotion, Bruce is the god of Life and Fertility, Clay is the god of Knowledge and Wisdom, Floyd is the god of Love and Beauty, and Branch is the god of Strength and Strategy. Momzone is the goddess of destruction and Dadzone the god of Creation. Reaper Dory, due to being the god of Death, kills everything he touches with his hands, hence his gloves. After a fight with his family, and another incident that occurred, he fled his universe and became a reaper on the run.

#trolls #trolls band together #trolls 3 #john dory #trolls john dory #dreamworks trolls #tbt #trolls tbt

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pot-o-curry · 2 months

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AUP Ceoren Ball Spoilers below the cut!

Me reading the ceoren ball arc & seeing all the students crushing hard on Ludger: *eye twitches* Hhhh I dont like this... yall jst have daddy issues not crushes.

Flora participating in the contest & showing off her magic immitation of Ludger's Magic only to get DADZONED: NOOOOO HES JST PRAISING YOU LIKE A PROUD DAD STOP TAKING IT THE WRONG WAY

WHEN RENE/LYNNE WON THE CONTEST & SHE INVITES LUDGER TO DANCE. HE ACCEPTS BUT HE'S ONLY DOING ALL THIS BEAUSE OF GUILT: NOOOOO ARGHHHHHH LYNNE STOP FALLING FR THE MAN IT WILL NEVER WORK OUT HE'S ONLY DOING THIS BECOZ HIS GUILTY PLS STOP IT GIRL

#academy's undercover professor spoilers #academy's undercover professor #the academy's undercover professor #i got a fake job at the academy #novel #ludger cherish #rene #flora is my most hated character #im sorry to the flora stans #but i cant stand her

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thelreads · 1 month

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Ah yes, Twilight of course is incredibly worried about her mental well-being, even if he won't admit to it. This man is too deep in the dadzone, so much he can't even tell that there's no way out.

ANYA PLEASE, THE DADMOBILE IS RELIABLE AND SAFE, THAT'S ALL THAT MATTERS. BECKY'S CAR HAS MISSILES UNDER THE SEATS, SHE'S ALWAYS A CRASH AWAY FROM BEING STARDUST

AND YOU TWILIGHT, THE BUDGET PROBLEMS ARE YOUR FAULT