Hello! Canon call, please. :o)
Kurloz Makara here, looking to chat with anyone. (people from my canon or otherwise)
I'm 20, so please be 18+. 💜
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Thanks !
good luck kloz!! I'm rootin for you :o)
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Greetings and salutations, hope I don’t bother you to much. I saw you’ve been kinda upset so delete this if it’s to much. May I please have a romantic matespritship matchup for homestuck? Maybe nsfw headcanons if you want, depends on your mood tbh.
I’m 19, I use they/it/he pronouns and I’m pansexual. My Myers Briggs type is INFJ and Enneagram type is 4. My star sign is Taurus, moon sign is Gemini.
Im about 4’11..not to happy about it. I’m rather introverted, and can be considered not a people person. I find life a little nihilistic. I’m into dressing in all black and taking a liking to gruesome and morbid things like slashers, analog horror, death games, true crime documentaries, poetry, necromancy and anatomy. I typically consider myself a "Gorehound". I also like to visit abandoned hospitals and houses just for fun, along with playing quite a few escape rooms. I just have a genuine comfort in the uncomfortable.
I get a lot of monikers from friends and family like "discount vomitboyx", "doomer boy", and "Remake of Daria" before. I’ve come to the conclusion I just scare people off. In reality, I’m intimidated by everyone around me and find it hard to start conversing, which may or may not come off as rude to people.
When I finally become comfortable with someone I start to become really sarcastic and joke around with them with witty banter. Most of my humor comes off really insulting, but I’ll apologize and say it’s a joke if it becomes a problem. Even though I do have a hard time understanding physical social cues.
Lots of people don’t like me or stay away from me because of my rude behavior. I’m not good with overly sensitive or overly annoying people at all because of that, and I can’t stand kids. Idiocy can get on my nerves too sometimes. I’m a huge animal person though. I have my moments where I can get really feisty, or very quiet and closed off. I’ve been told I’m also a laidback person. I’ve also been told I never know when to quit, and I find I hold grudges for certain things.
I’m the type of person that has lots of opinions on things but I keep them to myself and bottle them up. If pushed far enough I’ll become unforgiving, and aggressive. Especially with the types mentioned above.
I find the most comfort in just being in my room drawing, reading and or listening to music ( Motionless in White, Deftones, System of a Down, Slipknot, Rob Zombie,,, sometimes Will Wood, The Front Bottoms, Jazmin Bean or Mother Mother, etc. ), or even occasionally playing video games or reading and talking about Greek mythology or some random documentary I read. I also do acting in my spare time, which I find really fun; and I’ve been learning to play guitar. My interests tend to be very restricted, and I shut down easily getting REALLY into new things.
I’m a plushie maniac and when I fall asleep you can always see me cuddled up to one of them. I find it because I’m really touch starved. I’m guilty of being very submissive and maybe even masochistic- and a bit of a pyromaniac. I dissociate or daydream a lot, so you can often catch me starring.
I suffer from a handful off mental and physical syndromes like autism, GERD, arthritis, asthma, depression and anxiety. These have all been diagnosed professionally, and I’m definitely not trying to make myself "quirky". I have stims where I bite the inside of my cheek, pull my hair, crack or pop my bones, pick at scabs, fidget with my fingers or toy and bounce my leg. I even hiss or squeal when I’m upset. I’ve also been developing a eating disorder. You don’t need to rocmantasize this stuff ofc, but I think it’s good to know so the person can tolerate me.
you do get to this, thanks for your time.
Okay, I'm not sure how you feel about him, but I would ship you with Cronus.
I say this because I like the idea of how he could be super accepting of the mental disabilities, because he gets what it's like to feel like no one gets it. Since I also head canon that high bloods have higher body temperatures he would love to just pull you into his chest and allow you to use him as a stuffed animal that cuddles back. And since he's also seen as wishing he was human he would love to learn about all of your hyper fixations from the human world.
Hope you don't hate me too much, I simultaneously kin and love this man to no end.
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What is each homestuck characters favorite My Little Pony character.
i didnt do the dancestors. sorry bout it . if it helps i think cronus likes flash sentry.
john: probably pinkie pie because she's silly. i don't think he'd feel very strongly about it though.
rose: she probably likes twilight because she also wants to live in a tree library. her real favorite is princess luna though. she watched the Children of the Night music video 5000 times on youtube.
dave: applejack because apples. he knows way too much about the show because dirk makes him watch it with him.
jade: i think jade is a fan of all of the mane six but i feel like she really enjoys fluttershy in the later seasons.
aradia: aradia likes the Non-Pony characters in my little pony and is way too curious about the lore of equestria. she also, of course, likes Daring Do episodes.
tavros: he says rainbow dash to seem cool but it's obviously gonna be fluttershy.
sollux: the rick and morty cameo in season 8.
karkat: i think he likes twilight. especially if summerteen romance is anything to go off of. he watches the show with dave and dirk and gets really into the character dynamics. cue the "rainbow dash and applejack vacillate between black and red" argument.
nepeta: i think she gets really into the background characters. derpy hooves? vinyl scratch? she loves those guys.
kanaya: rarity of course. suited for success made her actively angry.
terezi: out of the mane six its pinkie pie, but she's a dragon fan, so obviously she likes spike.
vriska: i think rainbow dash and vriska kin each other.
equius: it's rarity. this bitch fucking loves rarity. the grand galloping gala episode where prince blueblood is a dick to her gives him so much emotional conflict he has to lie down for a while.
gamzee: probably pinkie pie. like john, i don't think he's all that invested in picking a favorite though.
eridan: eridan likes twilight because she's got the most powerful magic. he's a huge fan of the villain characters like king sombra and queen chrysalis(also every single villain in equestria girls.) he is also a starlight glimmer apologist.
feferi: her favorite is pinkie pie, who she relates a lot to energy-wise. fluttershy is a close second for her.
jane: jane loves cutie mark crusader episodes. i also think she's a big fan of pinkie pie due to all the dessert themes.
roxy: i think roxy likes all the mane six, but she's partial to pinkie pie. she also likes cheese sandwich a fuck ton.
dirk: you already know who dirk's favorite pony is.
jake: jake is probably a rainbow dash guy? i think he probably knows most of his mlp knowledge because of dirk (and he digs the daring do episodes).
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