#dash crack

[themosthatedbeingg]

—There is currently a Dragon wrapped around the Throne in the palace , the flames behind said throne are roaring ablaze illuminating it from behind — said dragon is half sitting half coiled around Throne of Hell and seems — bored and a bit peckish.

#// bleh brain tonight so have random starters #{ dash commentary } #stuff #Ic #open #•star of the morning|| lucifer morningstar #dash crack #idk maybe something srs

[themosthatedbeingmoving]

@letsstaytuned

“Hey Charlie ! Look what I made ! It’s a cheesesnake! Hahah”

#have some dad jokes for your dash #dash crack #dash fun #dash comm

[saiyanandproud]

"LOOK AT THE ARMOR FROM THE TIME PATROL GRADUATION CEREMONY."

"SEE??? THIS IS BADASS!"

"THIS IS AN ARMOR ANYONE WOULD BE EXCITED TO WEAR!"

#dash crack #(she misses her armor so much while she serves under Cooler) #(it's so her)

[fordsixerpines]

"If that flower has a gun, then so will I."

#dash crack #dash commentary #you get a cookie if you know what im referencing #itsyourbestnightmare

[distoretion]

“I never thought I would have to say this but… please stop being mean to the King of Hell.”

#dis #dash crack #dash commentary #she really thought the literal Morningstar would be able to stand up for himself 😭

[athenafire]

#dash crack #DBZ!Verse

[upirprince]

“Eddie Munson announcing he’s not opposed to drop-kicking a child tells me everything I need to know about how he’s still in high school. Most of us are at least smart enough not to say that sort of thing out loud.”

#dash crack #dash commentary #edhellfire

[prismaticmuses]

“Am I the only one who just gets sudden urges to bite something? Like, true story, I was eating a piece of bread the other day and thought (while chewing), Huh, I’d like to really bite something. I giggled at the irony and choked on the bread.”

“In any case, anyone cool with getting bit?”

#dash crack #muse: night #i'm down for silliness if anyone's around for it #open?

[gowithplana]

Wheezing intensifies.

That might be a partial honk and a Siren woop.

#ic shenanigans #dash crack

[celeronandco]

Tater was turned into a plushie and stuffed into a mason jar… He hopes this won’t be like that one internet phenomena that happened with those cartoon horses years ago.

#Celeron thoughts #Dash Crack #what the hell did I wake up to lol

[alldaddy]

@batcaller ❝ i found you the perfect halloween costume. ❞

#dash crack #I REGRET NOTHING

[themosthatedbeingg]

{ he was just out walking and got Reemed by a Boom box falling from heaven}

{{ And now he’s out cold in the middle of the sidewalk thanks to the boombox would this count as an official attack from heaven ?}}

#dash comm #dash crack #dash shenanigans #radiiosugars #// someone Help him

[themosthatedbeingmoving]

He’s staring at a brightly colored box trying to remember if this was the box he put his secret stash of trail mix in or .. the spider-rat poison he made to get rid of the pests .

“Well only one way to find out ~” he goes to eat what’s in the box.

#dash comm #dash crack #dash shenanigans #have some funny meme shit for now

[saiyanandproud]

"THOSE ARE TIGHT TRUNKS!"

"AND I DON'T WEAR THEM BECAUSE IT'S KINKY!"

#dash crack

[wazzpinator-do-not-know]

"STARSCREAM HAZ WHAT NOW????"

#ic #dash crack

[fireandfigures]

“Oh, hey, look at this weaponmaster meme. This would be cool ...”

“No. You don’t have a muse that can conceivably answer this. You’d just be showing off, mister I-know-a-dozen-sword-styles.”

“Oh, c’mon. It would give me the excuse to use some of your weirder icons. I especially like this one ...”

#dash crack #muse vs mun #i'm a hylian #weapons are part of my religion